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funmisticqueen:
UNILAG

if i may ask, hw has life has a medical dr bn.. all you dreamt

funmisticqueen:
I became a doctor with 278 in jamb, 76 in post jamb and no connections, i can proudly beat my chest to say that, stop spreading false information. Read harder.

really.. waow thats nice.. what sch is that pls

Collyno82:
can't remember the last time I snored. is a taboo in my place

you wont know when u snore

Christophorus:
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pocohantas:
People change because they want to change and some don't have the right guidance. Not just because they are getting older.

The thing you should have in mind is, contrary to what you read on NL, not every young girl in her early twenties is very enthusiastic about getting married at that age. Lots of them acshuali want to explore and experience life...this isn't always sexual. So, what you should do is carefully observe her and find out her type of girl.

Use your senses in the relationship. Don't overdo...
Don't go footing all her expenses in the name of love.

Most importantly, long relationships is totally unnecessary most times. That's what leads to lots of issues. Most ladies left their first love because they were most times of the same age and marriage didn't seem to be in the picture. If you observe her and she is perfect, marry her as soon as it's convenient for you both. No need fukceen each other for 6years and counting in the name of relationship.

Ignore people that will tell you to leave her alone, they are the same people that will tell you not to go for an older one because she will most likely have high bodycount. One would wonder what they want

OMG!!! am so triping for you right now....finally, i can confirm that there are still sensible gals in naija. u have said it all... tag me on all ur post... really want to keep up

meanwhile to become a dr in NIgeria.. u need to get over 300 in jamb + strong leg in the university

Estharfabian:
Awwwwwe. this is beautiful.


I'm thrilled that You supported her all through...you didn't play the judgmental card, Call the police, or poured her gallons of Olive oil to rid her of the nonexistent evil spirit dwelling Deep inside her.


you're the Real MVP jareh.

rubbish.. celebrating mediocrity .... sodomites re tools of satan

NwaAmaikpe:


He's so lucky,

Lesbians have very good hearts and easy to love.
I wish my mother was one


I love them so much that I wish I could hide my preek and become one.

fool of the century... if ur mum was a lesbian... she would ve saved the world by not bringing such a thing into this world,,,, u no get shame

NaijaCelebrity:
The five star music singer hit London recently stunting in top class designers. With a Gucci white top on ripped denims, Gucci belt, with a pair of Nikes and Gucci bag, the Tinana singer was a walking luxury store.

See more photos

http://tunezmedia..com.ng/2017/06/celeb-instyle-music-star-kcee-storms.html

pls is that tear tear jeans also GUCCI

rationalmind:
The nature of my work is one that involves a lot of travel. As a result, I spend more nights in hotels than I spend in my own house.

Roughly three weeks ago, I checked into a hotel in Owerri. I recall sleeping as soon as i took my shower as I was stressed. Around 3 am, heat woke me from sleep. I noticed the A.C had gone off, the bulb wasn't coming up when I turned the switch, there was no power supply in the room. I knew I had to do something as therea no way I'll be able to sleep with the heat.

I called the reception through the intercom and no one picked. I stepped out of the room trying to find my way to the reception so as to lodge a complaint. I met a lady who was half dressed. I asked if there was power supply in her room, she said no and immediately beckoned on me to please follow her to her room.

At first, I was scared and reluctant. On second thought, I felt there was nothing the lady could do to me so i followed her. When we got to the room, the guy she lodged with had a seizure, seems it was epilepsy.

She told me to please help her lift him on the bed. Lift wetin, I said to myself. At that moment, I wasn't sure if it was contagious and I wasn't ready to take chances so I told her to calm down. I explained to her he'll regain consciousness in a matter of minutes.

I went back to my room and forgot about the power outage that took me out in the first place.

I couldn't sleep any longer. Several thoughts crept into my mind. What if he had died and it wasn't a seizure, how is she going to explain it?

I wanted to share on nairaland but i've been on marathon work since then. Glad I eventually found time to share as I hope this piece will one day save someone.

Mods should please move to the appropriate section of in the wrong one.

hmm yyou have said it all bro...but i hope these gals hear and take heed.... money will always cloud them despite the dangers involved

POpikin:
Trump has failed we the Biafrans don't he know this Chibok is fake.
Is Trump not hearing our tears. Last time he snapped with Osinbanjo. What is really happening to Mazi Trump

he doesnt know there is a thing called biafra

Papiikush:
I have always wondered why i don't see Albinos in Pre-wedding pictures.

Now I can die in peace

still waiting to see an albino obituary post

ChangeIsCostant:
Don't know how true this is but according to unconfirmed reports trending online, a woman in Rumuosi Community in Obio/Akpor LGA went into labour and was delivered of a life Lizard. Photos of the woman and the lizard are currently trending online after being shared by multiple online users.

https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/06/woman-gives-reportedly-birth-lizard-going-labour-port-harcourt.html

1. people give birth in an hospital not on the floor
2. that thing that looks like blood but isnt blood is too much... how can a woman bleed tht much

lisbonabdulahi:
Hello Nairalanders, please I need you advice before I finally end this marriage.
I know I was at fault at the beginning for not stamping my authority , I showed her so much love, because she is a product of a broken home, I wanted her to know there is much more to life, now she has turned my love to foolishness, I do not want my kids to grow up without a father. That is why I have been very patient, but now … please read on.

I have been married for 11 years, with 4 kids. The truth is that we have never had really peace in the home for these years, everything is trouble, from the way I talk, eat, dress, use the toilet and sleep, just name them. The situation has been bad from the beginning, but the last three years has been hell for me and the kids, my wife shouts and complain over everything, she cannot go one full day with Joy, there is always one thing that annoys her, she has to be right on all issues, The very sad part is that whenever she does anything wrong and I ask her, there will be trouble, she will refuse to speak with me for as long as she like. We can go for weeks without really speaking with each other she enjoys it, she does not just bother at all. Each time these things happen, I am always the one that try to initiate peace.

I will like to give only one example to summarise everything going on in my home: two years ago, she will just leave the home without telling me, I called her and told her it is not right, she replied me promptly that it is her life, I can’t control her, and it is my life as well, I should do whatever I like with it. well I thought it was anger, however, I never mind, anytime I want to leave, I make sure I tell her till one day she called me and tell me that even if I keep informing her about my movements, that she is not going to change, she is not under any obligation to tell me where she is going to. My people, for two years counting now, that is how we have been doing it, we just leave without telling each other. BUT OCCASSIONALLY FOR SOME REASONS I DON’T KNOW, SHE WILL JUST TELL ME SHE IS GOING OUT TO XYZ.

She always insults me and even the kids, for any mistake they make and she never fails to tell them that they did not inherit their bad character from her, that they inherited their character from me, she says this consistently even when I am there. There is no insult she has not poured on me, I have had to explain to her mother severally but the woman is simply helpless, her mother is dead scared of her. She exhibited some of these characters during our two years of courtship, but her mother and some brethren advised that she will change after marriage. She is always complaining of being tired, meanwhile, I do the dishes, do the vacuuming (sweeping), cleaning and other domestic duties, even when she cooks, I have to cut the ingredients and all that, in short she rarely cooks. We sleep in different rooms for 4 years counting now, occasionally I try to go to her room to initiate sex, but 99% of cases she chase me away, sometime she locks her door. She stopped me from sleeping in same room with her, when I asked why, shy did not say anything but after 4 months she said it was because I was snoring at night. Trust me anytime I am opportune to make love to her I make sure she climaxes…

It is so bad that even her sisters sometimes rebuke her in my presence, presently, she is not in talking terms with any of her siblings, and this has been on for the past three years. I am stuck with this lady, her mother cannot talk to her, no family member she respects. She is a loner.
To the extent that she makes friends and they always break up, she has no real close friends, even if they are close, trust me, before 6 months the relationship has gone sour.

brother, if ll these things u said about her is true, sorry to inform you that you havent gotten yourself a wife... well, God tried showing u the signs during ur courtship but u ignored.. deed has been done.. my advice to u is that u get urself a second wife and dont hide it from her.. get urse;f a good woman not a stone.. maybe when she sees rivary she will have sense.. and pls learn to take charge, u sound too weak

we all know that the bigger the ass, the more the shits it contains

1234IKECHhukwu:
my dear u re the only one that has made sense in this thread,I don't understand some guys honestly,u know exactly that the woman u about to marry has been with so many guys yet u went ahead to tie the knot with her, the thought of the different styles they performed on her 'll kill me before my time in that marriage, but God forbid that it happens.

hahahaha am telling you...

teekay213:
We all know to marry virgins nowadays is hard even among secondary schools girls.
Most girls have lost body count.
I asked a lady how many guys she had been with she said "maybe 20".
I was surprised she even said maybe.
I can't marry a girl that has slept with more than 4guys in life before she met me.

NL Guys

How on earth do guys find it easy to settle down with the fact that the woman dey want to marry isn't a virgin and has been with several men... God forbid bad thing

lekpaciouse:
Please I need your advice as my guy want me to get pregnant for him out of wedlock that when the time comes we will get married,that other ladies are disturbing him have baby for him.
Please I need your advice
Thanks.

ONE ADVICE... RUN!!!

keypad1:
i dont hate muslims but the hausa muslims that i know hardly pray in a mosque where other muslims from other tribes are imams e.g. Yoruba, ebira, nupe, etc

why?

am sad to tell you that this nothing but a lie.. blatant one.. just take ur time and peep in a mosque when prayer is going on nd u will see hausas in the front roll at back of a yoruba imam....

Gourdoinc:
the printer of that poster is a typical example of a biafran agitator. utter lack of education has been the fuel for their ill fated country. that being said, was the man a land grabber ? .this story is one sided and tries to paint him a victim. let's hear the full gist before we start wishing him anything.

there is alot of love in igbo land, it's the Fulani herdsmen that killed him. he was killed because of marginalization and the biafran war. Ndi onuku

NO MATTER THE REASON, MOBBING A MAN TO DEATH USNT JUST THE ANSWER

kpaminose:
No wonder APC is described as an islamic party. you always deny the obvioius. religion and party of lies. No wonder, satan is your father. You tell me what Usman Dan Fodio did if not kill people and forced his religion on them. I read my history and I'm very much aware of what jihad means and how dan fodio carried out his own jihad. And I'm very much aware how syria, Turkey were conquered. and how almost all Europe were almost conquered if not for the formation of the Crusaders.

FUNNY HOW YOU CALL USMAN DAN FODIO A JIHADIST ND DONT SEE THE CRUSADERS THE SAME WAY.... HOW BIAS

IloveMoney:
Didn't catch her but i intentionally set her up with a playboy friend who i knew was very good with ladies to test her and she fell for him. Infact the next day she was already in his room.

when i asked her, she denied it until we went mountaineering some days later and on the mountain i brought up the topic again, seeing the anger in my eyes and it was only both of us on the mountain, i guess she feared that i may beat the shiit out of her sense,so she started confessing and crying. She even called her mum to tell her all that happened and how she F*ed up.(well she tells her mum everything)

I eventually i didn't do anything. Because i later found out that the guy actually was the one who forced her because she refused and the nigga only ended up masturbating. But my anger was why she followed him to his room in the first place and again that quick after meeting him a day before. That was the day she lost me and became my fuc.king toy instead of GF, till i threw her to the bin. No tym

you did a really bleeped up thing...

leksmedia:
My first cheating experience was dated back as far as 2007 , I used to be very close to my phones then I went to study computer science , so.when my phone realised I've been giving my laptop a lot of attention that was how the phone packed up, I lost all my contact, ever since then I learnt the greatest lesson of my life never to cheat again.
Anyways I guess I loved my computer better , so I became a web developer , you can call me up for your website designs and development , winks

lol yeye

Lalasticlala, Mynd44.. who are these people and why do i see them on every post on nairaland

DollarAngel:
STOP SHOWING ME THIS RUBBISH JUST TO GET FAME, SHOW ME WHEN YOU BUILD HER A HOUSE OR BUY HER A CAR.... PEOPLE DOING THIS FOR SELFISH INTERST

its not until you buy a car or build a mansion for your parent before you can show appreciation.. they might not even live long enough to witness that moment... if you ask him, he has done something harder than building a house.. how many people re proud of showing their mum to the world..

themonk:
For those of us that on this day didnt make it to Stream I. I believe we are fortunate cause we can always learn from the experiences of those before us and make better plans.


Drop you numbers so ill add you to the whatsapp group

pls add me..08091759191

Tayo on his sick bed in the hospital called for his wife and four children.

Tayo: To you my wife (Deroju), take over the Petroleum Company.
Deroju: *Started crying loudly.*

Tayo: To you my first son (Ola), take over the shopping mall and the gas station.
Ola: *Screaming.*

Tayo: To you my second son(Ishola), take over the Airport.
Ishola: *Crying louder.*

Tayo: To you my third son(Dolapo), take over Sheraton Hotel.
Dolapo: *Wailing.*

Tayo: To you my only daughter(Dammy), the Teaching Hospital is yours.
Dammy : *Crying loudest*.

The confused nurse in the room with them asked: "I don't understand why you people are crying and screaming in pain, at least your Dad left you a great deal of properties to make you all comfortable till the end of time".

Wife: Properties kor, comfortable ni. He is a cleaner and those are places he cleans everyday.

I know you are actually laughing right now, share this post to make someone happy ??

toyinjimoh:
true talk, same is happening to me

who you be

aminulive:
THE SPECIOUS LIES OF A GANGSTER MINISTER - FFK

I watched the Minister Information and Culture Lai (aka Lie) Mohammed’s ‘Politics Today’ interview with Seun Okinbaloye of Channels Television a few days ago and I felt sorry for Nigeria.

I couldn’t help wondering why Channels Television keeps offering its respected platform to this shameless old fool to beam, broadcast and perpetuate unadulterated falsehood to the Nigerian people and to tell specious lies. The whole thing is simply incredulous.

During the course of that interview, he told one big lie after the other with such ease and without batting an eyelid. I really do wonder how this man sleeps at night. I guess such things come naturally to him.

I look at his face and all I see is an unconscionable and relentless shit projector and sewage propeller.

He reminds me of one of those filth-ridden open gutters in India’s City of Mumbai: all manner of unprintable and disgusting things flow in and through it for all to smell and see.

Everything about him, including how he looks, what he says, what he wears and how he talks stinks to high heavens.

Like Donald Trump once said about a notorious Mexican drug lord, “this dude is a bad hombre!”

He is the kind of person that would pass a lie detector test with flying colours over and over again simply because lying is his nature. He is possessed by what the Bible graphically and aptly describes as a “lying spirit”.

The first salvo of lies that he told us during the course of the interview was that Sheik El Zak Zaky, the leader of the Shiite Muslim community in Nigeria, was being kept in a guest house with his family and that he was not in government custody.

He went on to contradict himself by saying that the Federal Government was keeping him in custody only because they were building him a brand new house that he would move into later and that the difficulty that they had was that no-one wanted to be his neighbour!

Finally, he said that the courts had said that the Sheik must not be released until that brand new house had been built for him.

Needless to say, all three assertions are false. They are nothing but dirty and desperate lies, cooked up to justify the government's disgraceful and indefensible behaviour towards El Zak Zaky, his family and the Shiite Muslims of Nigeria.

The truth is that firstly El Zak Zaky and his family are NOT being kept in a private guest house and both he and his wife most certainly are in government custody.

They have both been badly wounded, they are in the custody of the DSS and, for just under the last two years, they have been held at the DSS Headquarters in Abuja.

Their lawyers and doctors have little access to them but once in a while, they are shipped to a secret government safe house for a short impromptu meeting with a handful of family members.

Secondly, the Federal Government is NOT building a house for El Zak Zaky and even if they were this should not be a reason to keep him in indefinite and illegal custody and detention.

Thirdly the courts gave El Zak Zaky and his wife an order for unconditional release from the custody of the security agencies and his release order was not conditional on the government first building him a new house as Lie has suggested.

The truth is that the man and his wife have both been kept in illegal detention for almost two years, against their will and in total violation of all court orders.

Worst still throughout that period they have not been brought physically or produced by the intelligence agencies before any court of law.

El Zak Zaky was shot and blinded in one eye by the military whilst his wife was shot four times in the stomach at the time that his home was attacked and they were both abducted.

Over one thousand of his Shiite Muslim supporters were murdered that day and their homes were shelled, bombed and burnt to the ground. Since then both the man and his wife have been locked up in dingy underground cells and have been subjected to the most inhuman and barbarous form of psychological and mental torture.

These are facts that Lie refused to acknowledge in his interview and that the government that he serves seek to hide from both the Nigerian public and the international community.

Lie also lied about Col. Sambo Dasuki the former National Security Advisor to President Goodluck Jonathan. He said that Dasuki was being detained indefinitely because he would pose a threat to the Federal Government and to national security if he was released.

He went further to say that Dasuki had stolen 1.3 billion USD and that the government would not release him until that money was returned despite court orders to the contrary.

He did not tell us where the 1.3 billion USD was stolen from, he did not tell us whether it was stolen in cash, by cheque, by bank draft or by transfer and he did not tell us how he stole it. All he did was pick a figure from the sky and drop it.

He also said that as far as the government was concerned national security considerations were more important than court orders and that even though the courts had ordered Dasuki’s release on several occasions the government would continue to ignore such orders because they believe that he poses a threat to national security.

The fact that it is unlawful to disregard court orders in Nigeria had no bearing on Lie. The fact that there is no law and no constitutional basis or justification to keep Dasuki in detention against court orders is immaterial to him and to the government that he serves.

The fact that the allegation that he stole 1.3 billion USD is not only utterly absurd but also has no basis in truth or reality is neither here nor there to this wicked man and to those he represents.

The fact that Dasuki poses no threat whatsoever to anyone, least of all the Federal Government, matters less to this strange, conflicted and inexplicable creature that calls himself the Minister of Information and Culture.

The fact that locking up a man illegally and indefinitely, depriving him of his constitutional rights and freedom, denying his lawyers and doctors full access to him, traumatising his family and friends, putting his stunningly beautiful and deeply courageous wife Bintu through hell, refusing to allow him to attend his aged father’s burial and denying him the right to be in a position to prepare a proper legal defence for himself against his detractors and accusers in court means absolutely nothing to this pernicious liar.

No matter how low the government goes and no matter how barbaric, illegal and heartless their actions are in terms of the violation of civil liberties and human rights, Lie has proved over and over again that he is prepared to go on Channels television or anywhere else to defend them.

I am convinced that if Buhari ordered for the gassing to death or burning alive of every single opposition figure and their family members together with all his other perceived enemies, Lie would gladly attempt to justify and defend it and Channels television would be only too happy to accommodate him and grant him the platform to do so.

Worse still he is prepared to defend the consistently aberrant, cruel, wicked, deviant and ungodly behaviour of the government that he serves with nothing less than the most bombastic and obvious lies, wholesale mendacities, false accusations, malicious fabrications and notorious and skewered half truths.

He has no conscience, no feeling, no empathy for his victims, no compassion, no mercy and no milk of human kindness.

One wonders if a man that is prepared to treat others so unjustly and defend it publicly can ever make it to heaven? One wonders whether they believe in God and if so whether they have any fear of Him.

It is clear to me that somewhere in the equation madness has crept into Lie’s confused and irreverent psyche. He deserves to be pitied and, more importantly, he needs a lot of help and prayer. The sleazy job that he has been doing for the last two years has taken its toll and has got the better of him.

27 years ago when I first met Lie he used to be an absolute gentleman. Always wearing a smart suit and a crisp bow tie and always making concise and meaningful contributions to our many intense, contentious and oftentimes acrimonious discussions and public debates at the old September Club in Lagos, he was quite a sight to see.

He was a delight in those days. He was a man of his word, he always spoke the truth and it was a pleasure to be his friend. Sadly all that has changed.

In those days he was the affable and dependable “Lai” but today he is the truculent and cantankerous “Lie”.

In those days he was a man of unimpeachable honour and character who valued his integrity and reputation above all else but today he is a mere shadow and caricature of his former self.

He cuts a tragic figure that, over the years, found himself in bad company and that has degenerated very badly in terms of his virtues, his moral authority and his ability to stand for truth.

Simply put, he has sold his soul to the devil and he can now be rightly and accurately described as one of those that the Bible refers to as a “son of perdition”.

A Minister of Information and Culture that everyone hates, that no-one trusts, that no-one believes and that looks like a cross between an ageing chimpanzee and washed-up and weathered old scarecrow.

At least Shehu Garbage and Femi Adesina are a little bit more presentable and they try to be a little more refined, subtle and polished with their distortions of truth. Not so with Lie.

He is just a plain old-fashioned, crude, vulgar Goebellian propagandist and a pernicious liar. Like his father Satan, there is no truth in him. He was a liar from the start and the father of lies.

The truth is that he should have been the spokesman for the  Italian or Russian Mafia, the Turkish or Greek underworld, the Japanese Yakuza, the Chinese Kuomintang or one of the numerous Colombian and Mexican drug cartels and not the Minister of Information of Nigeria.

That is the sort of thing he was born to do.  I say this because deep down Lie is nothing but a cheap hood and a gangster.

He is a ghetto and gangster Minister who speaks for and represents a ghetto and gangster Government.

http://politicsngr.com/2017/06/19/lai-mohammed-gangster-minister-femi-fani-kayode/

lalalistica... pot calling kettle black.. like as if the FFk himself is better than LAI

lfleak:
bro, don't waste time with those Christians.. One would think they know a lot, they all live on hearsay, I am 100% sure, he just heard usman Dan fodio + Islam somewhere...
Use your energy to grow your imaan... That's what I do ....

Salam..

jazakallah bro. i really do not care about what they say or feel, am only answering them so as to educate our muslim brother and sis who might be swayed with the kind of false statement they pull against islam

SAVE THE AFRICAN HUSBANDS!

Why do husbands in Africa die most times before wives? A husband in Africa in most cases is under intense tension because he is responsible for:

Children school fees
House rents
Electricity bills
Medical bills
Generator fuel & repairs
Car fuel and repairs
Feeding of family
Clothes for children
Xmas and New year bills
Furniture &House maint
In-laws wahala/demand
His own aged parents
His siblings most times
His wife's demands
Vigilante bills
Erecting Building
Religious demands
Family social bills
Electronics bills
Recharge cards
Extended family bills
Community demands

On top of the above, he also faces:

Wife stress/insults
Boss stress at work
Police stress on the way
Area boys stress
Kidnappers fear
Friends stress
Economy stress
Fear of job loss
Unemployment pains
Armed Robbery stress
Children misbehaviour
Neighbours stress
Bank loan paymnt stress
Witchcraft stress
Demonic attack stress
Sex stress
....and so on! OMG!!

Are these reasons not enough for all African Wives to understand and give their husbands peace at home? Are men not trying? How can an African man with this kind of load be romantic like an American man? Women, please give your husband peace at home. Encourage your husband. Stop being sarcastic to him. Except if you like to join the widows club early! Note:
That club is not funny. Ask members. Help your husband. Contribute to the family. Be a helper. Be submissive. Stop nagging. Build your home and marriage. It is not greener outside there. Don't be deceived!!
Let our men and husbands live long like you.