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Politics › Re: Army Releases Names Of Senior Officials To Be Sacked by hardbody: 11:14am On Jun 12, 2016
I counted 11 of my brothers.
Crime › Re: Medical Doctor Turns Armed Robber And Car-Snatcher by hardbody: 11:09am On Jun 12, 2016
wizzman20:
That his fault...imagine a medical doctor turning into an armed robber..u think is an easy decision for him...after 7 to 8 year in our God forsaking schools and no job...brother I don't blame dat guy at all
Assuming the story is true, what is stopping you since the next best option is amu robber
Politics › Re: List Of 36 States Of Nigeria And Their Meanings by hardbody: 8:27am On Jun 12, 2016
Successful01:
. Who told you Afikpo was never in Abia? Afikpo was in old IMO state, then Abia state before Ebonyi state. Ebonyi state was created from Afikpo zone formally in Abia state and the Abakaliki zone formally in Enugu state.
Bros dont get angry, I only sought clarification. No one knows it all, and I am not an enyclopaedia. Thank you
Politics › Re: List Of 36 States Of Nigeria And Their Meanings by hardbody: 5:56pm On Jun 11, 2016
johnca:
5. BAUCHI STATE
Nicknamed the Pearl of Tourism (check out Yankari). ‘Bauchi’ is Hausa word meaning the southern flanks of Hausaland. Tribes living in the southern parts of the Hausaland were referred to as kasashen bauchi and the area they lived in later came to be known simply as Bauchi. Then, kasashen bauchi included the areas that we now call Bauchi itself, Plateau State, Northern Niger, Southern Sokoto (that includes Yauri and Zuru) and Southern Kaduna (hello to my Barnawa friends). It was a major center for the slave raiders of the day. In another rendition, the state was named for Baushe, a famous hunter who settled there before the 19th century while another states that ‘bauchi’ is Hausa word for slavery since it was a center for slave raiders. You decide.

6. BAYELSA STATE
Famed for being the homestate of our dear President (where the First Lady also known as Mama Ice Cream is also a Perm Sec), Bayelsa is also the place of Samson Siasia and Finidi George. Let’s continue before we delve into football…lol! How the name came about is quite interesting. In the old Rivers State, it was the tradition to use acronyms when naming the local government areas (LGAs). For example, Brass LGA was simply called BALGA, Yenagoa was YELGA while Sagbama was just SALGA. And since it was the people of these three former LGAs of Rivers State that clamoured and fought for the creation of the state forming the State Creation Movement, the name that they finally agreed upon was this:
BA + YEL + SA = BAYELSA. Simple. No long thing.

7. BENUE STATE
It is a word from the Batta language ‘Binuwe’ which means ‘Mother of Waters’. Streams forming watershed from the Adamawa Plateau drain into this mighty river and it has its roots in northern Cameroon. Interestingly, the Benue (La Benoue in French, and it was also formerly called Chadda (Tchadda) River) has many tributaries in the Adamawa Emirate. These include the Beti, Kunini and the Lamorde. During the months of August and September, the river becomes very navigable as it reaches its widest and can stretch up to a mile from bank to bank bringing with it flood plain deposits of fertile soils that has made the state one of the best locations for farming in Nigeria. It reaches its lowest level in March and April and stretching for 1,400 kilometers, it is the longest tributary of the River Niger.

8. BORNO (BORNU) STATE
It has been nicknamed the Home of Peace but you will agree with me that that has to be changed asap! The name was derived from ‘Borno’, an alternative name of the Kanuris who form the predominant ethnic group in the state. Kanuris are also known as Yerwa, Sirata or Beri Beri (known in places like Ilorin as Baruba or Bariba). However, another rendition has it that it means ‘Barr Nuh’, which is Arabic for ‘The Land of Noah’ as it was believed that the Ark of Noah landed there after the Flood. Some historians do not subscribe to this because they believe it is a fancy of some Arabists. You decide.
Are you sure the last acronym in ABIA represents Afikpo? Afikpo to my mind was never in Abia State. Arochukwu might be more like it.
Career › Re: How Much Do Bank Workers Earn? by hardbody: 5:33pm On Jun 11, 2016
VictorAB:
Nigerian Banks Have 2 sets of staff.

1. Contract

2. Core Staff


1. Contact staff in Most banks earn b/w N65,000 to N105,000 depending on length of stay, position of Job function.

2. Core Staff earn different salaries ranges depend on grade and bank, below are general nomenclatures of grade applicable to most Banks in Nigeria and NET MONTHLY TAKE HOME PAY .

- Entry Level - N106,000 to N145,000

- Assistant Banking Officer: - N150,000 to N205,000

- Banking Officer: - N250,000 to N340,000

- Senior banking Officer: - N350,000 to N495,000

- Assistant Manager: - N500,000 to N650,000

- Deputy Manager: - N680,000 to N850,000

- Manager: - N900,000 to N1,200,000 ( You Get a Status Car on this Level) - eg Toyota Camry Honda Accord

- Senior Manager: - N1,300,000 to N1,750,000

- Principal Manager: - N1,850,000 to N2,000,000 ( Some Banks dont have this Grade)

- Assistant General Manager- N2,000,000 to N2,500,00 ( You Get a Bigger Status Car on this Level) - Eg Toyota Prado and other Big SUVs

- Deputy General Manager: N2,500,000 to N2,850,000

- General Manager: N3,000,000 to N3,500,000

- MD/CEO: N3,500,000 to Any Amount approve by the Board.



NB: A lot of banks have multiple grades between Entry Level and Senior Banking officer, pay within those grades differ by N35,000 to N85,000

*** From Senior Manager and above you are also entitled to N1,000,000 to N1,500,000 Reimbursement( eg: Golf Club membership, Gym Membership, Children School fees, International Travels,Car towing Services, Generator Allowance, Servant Allowance, Driver Allowance)
Well articulated and reported. I played in the league at an Assistant Manager level before i veered off into Telecoms
Politics › Re: New Photo Of Ibrahim Babangida As He Returns From Germany by hardbody: 9:23am On Jun 11, 2016
He is gradually begining to look like Obasanjo and this guy used to appear handsome in his hey days oooo.

Old age sef....
Sports › Re: Amodu Shuaibu Is Dead (Ex-Coach, Super Eagles) by hardbody: 9:19am On Jun 11, 2016
Nwankwo....Nwankwo......Kanu, yes, you Nwankwo, I have warned you before and I am warning you again, do not ever take up the Coaching job if Nigeria offers you one. Please when you see your friend JJ Okocha, please tell him I said so. I am warning you because you are my brother ooo

Coaches appear to be facing extinction in Nigeria. Do not join the band wagon. Meanwhile my condolences to the bereaved. Such a sad happening.
Politics › Re: Tension As Bakassi Militants Send Strong Message To Avengers by hardbody: 4:32pm On Jun 10, 2016
mensdept:
Not only that, just look at the whole article. His first name is "simple", yeah sure. Then he gave a strong message right? I didn't see any strong message, more like the typical culture of begging found from the southwest.

Then his own so-called group has the name MILITANT in it, yet he is there saying he wants peace for another group?


Story story and people are no longer falling for the bu.ll
Esuk MBA is a beach at akpabuyo local government area in calabar. The fool interchanged his name with the beach.

In short the post is a weird imagination of the writer
Politics › Re: Allow Biafrans To Go, Britain Pleads After Confirming That Niger Delta Avengers by hardbody: 4:26pm On Jun 10, 2016
And some people believe this joke of a post? Shame.


I am of the igbo heartland, but some posts don't just cut it.
Phones › Re: See What A Corper Bought In Aba This Morning [photo] by hardbody: 4:22pm On Jun 10, 2016
Which rustic university did the complainant graduate from? Even my grandma will inspect before paying and here a supposed graduate is buying blindly and he is shamelessly parading his classical, never to be rivalled stupidity before the whole world.

In this century?
Celebrities › Re: Meet The 15 Years Old Girl With The Biggest Hips In Nigeria by hardbody: 12:58pm On Jun 10, 2016
VIEWS95:
If i catch dis one ehn... Her pvssy go tear
All mouth no action. grin


























No be quarrel ooooo
Politics › Re: "We Blew Up Agip Obi Obi Brass Trunk, In Bayelsa By 3Am" - Niger Delta Avengers by hardbody: 10:25am On Jun 10, 2016
luvinhubby:
Boys abeg oo, na me senior bros dey beg una.

Anything wey Buhari do una, i follow join beg for forgiveness, una hear? cool
Me sef join voice dey beg ooo

Make una relent abeg
Romance › Re: Finally!!! Pictures Of Lalasticala ( Ghen Ghen) by hardbody: 7:45pm On Jun 09, 2016
Post his pic and get banned for life
Politics › Re: Wike Gives Rivers Magistrates Cars - Photos by hardbody: 7:17pm On Jun 09, 2016
youngeagle:
What's the essence of buying a car for a man who can buy Ten of those thing in a minute,to me its a misplaced priority,and this has been a trend since the OBJ administration.
Magistrates don't get well paid. There are basically civil servants or are they?
Politics › Re: Soldiers Carry Out Clearance Operation In Bama, Borno; Recover Materials by hardbody: 5:38pm On Jun 09, 2016
Abimbola29:
may God help you guys,joining you guys soonest
Joining BH or NDA in the SS.? shocked
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Signed Rihana-Look-Alike, Lucy Because Of The Resemblance? (photos) by hardbody: 1:53pm On Jun 09, 2016
THONZE:
MAYBE CHANGE THE PHONE
Just got the phone and its still under warranty. Is it me, the phone or YOU?

I saw an average backside and a fallen bwest .
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Signed Rihana-Look-Alike, Lucy Because Of The Resemblance? (photos) by hardbody: 1:16pm On Jun 09, 2016
THONZE:
I THINK ITS BECAUSE OF HER ASSETS... FRONT AND BACK... WHO NO LIKE GOOD THING? grin grin grin
I am struggling to see the assets and i don't have eye problems neither am I that difficult to please
Business › Re: Wrong Charges Made On My Account By FCMB by hardbody: 1:11pm On Jun 09, 2016
Meanwhile I am still in Dubai in the event you are really stranded. I may not have extra cash for you but my accommodation is around the world trade centre....I am sure you know what I mean. So while sorting out with them, i won't refuse to help a sister smiley
Health › Re: 8 Critical Signs That You Have Stomach Ulcers And What To Do About It by hardbody: 10:25am On Jun 09, 2016
theEYe21:
It's a gram negative bacteria that's found in the stomach or other digestive tract
Lol, you did not see the joke, but thanks. You saved me the trouble of going-a-Googling.
Politics › Re: I'm Alive - Babangida Speaks From Germany by hardbody: 9:58am On Jun 09, 2016
Abdul010:
Wishing you save return home and Ramadan Kareem.
HE said he will soon return HOME. Question is, where is home in this context?
Politics › Re: Shocking! United Nations Asked To Divide Nigeria Into Six Republics by hardbody: 9:51am On Jun 09, 2016
Omololu007:
dis foolish and stupid comment of yours shows how daft you are poor ibo boy selling gala.....
Gutter people will always remain gutter. Name calling is a common characteristic. Thank God I sell Gala so i have some entrepreneurial spirit and hussle. Set yours up. Please leave my mentions, i don't want to descend into the gutters with you.
Politics › Re: Shocking! United Nations Asked To Divide Nigeria Into Six Republics by hardbody: 11:27pm On Jun 08, 2016
Omololu007:
who cares about your home..is dis one okay sha huh When Nigeria divide everybody will lose
In the event you are suffering from memory loss, you said in your post that when this contraption disintegrates we should leave everything and go back to our regions hence my response which is only logical given your comment. I hate to engage with people suffering from amnesia
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida Is Dead (Rumours) by hardbody: 8:38pm On Jun 08, 2016
Mannylex:
Where is your source?

If true, may his soul Rest in peace.

*Maradona of Nigerian politics*
Him get soul?

He murdered DG
Politics › Re: Shocking! United Nations Asked To Divide Nigeria Into Six Republics by hardbody: 8:30pm On Jun 08, 2016
Omololu007:
I pray it happen soon,,,if that's what the people of the south south and south east want......but when it happen,every ibo must be ready to leave the south west with their property and business
No look my house ooo, it's been mortgaged to the bank. I am holding the cash in dollars. I will leave gbese for you as I leave. Ntooor
Education › Re: Secondary School Expels Two Female Students For Kissing In Public [photo] by hardbody: 8:27pm On Jun 08, 2016
Kiss of death....


No. Kiss of expulsion
Politics › Re: JUST IN!!! Buhari Declared Physically & Mentally Unfit To Rule Nigeria by hardbody: 8:22pm On Jun 08, 2016
TheBestChamp:
In Jonathan 6 years, wat did he acheive that we can be proud of?
HE did not go for ENT and ended up with cancer of thre brain. That alone was an achievement compared to ya'dua and the present Excellency.
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Visits Man Attacked In Kaduna By Muslim Youths For Not Fasting by hardbody: 8:14pm On Jun 08, 2016
AuroraB:
Yeah, I get...you've been dropping some funny lines about it. I find it funny, nwanne mmadu cheesy
Hope you had a 'chichibascious' day wink
Chichibacious kwa.....

Na this kind phrase dey vex e-bot. Jiri ya nwayo.

My day is just starting. I am vigilante on night duty cheesy
Crime › Re: Cultists In Federal University Of Agriculture, Makurdi Kill 4 Students (Graphic) by hardbody: 7:53pm On Jun 08, 2016
Sad but true, they priced and they paid. Counting scores remains the in thing. Better be a jew and graduate jeje. I wish these undergrads will listen
Health › Re: 8 Critical Signs That You Have Stomach Ulcers And What To Do About It by hardbody: 7:46pm On Jun 08, 2016
theEYe21:
You can have H.pylori in your stomach and not have ulcer undecided
Who be H. Pylori again sef

Seems I have met the guy somewhere
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Visits Man Attacked In Kaduna By Muslim Youths For Not Fasting by hardbody: 7:39pm On Jun 08, 2016
AuroraB:
[/b] cheesy cheesy smiley
Sister , laugh not. They banned me for 2 weeks for saying my mind. An opinion that was fair comment. I felt very bad. So i don't even feel free to comment again. Decree 4 in NL
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Visits Man Attacked In Kaduna By Muslim Youths For Not Fasting by hardbody: 5:15pm On Jun 08, 2016
If I say what I want to say they will ban me again . Gagging of the press is a terrible thing, but I know what I want to say.
Politics › Re: Buhari Diagnosed With Cancer Of The Brain By London Doctors by hardbody: 5:09pm On Jun 08, 2016
Osibanjo loading.........

SW stepping in by operation of law


Reminds me of GEJ.........

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