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kick:


Any girl that ask a guy out have got no value.
It is better to fuk an ass hole than her pussy

Any girl that ask a guy out have got no value.
It is better to fuk an ass hole than her pussy

hedonistic:
Forget Tompolo's denial that he has no links with the Avengers and the renewed spate of bombings. He certainly is behind it, for good reason too. Buhari was very stuuupid to go after this kind of person openly with the EFCC over flimsy issues that should be overlooked in the greater public interest. That sent all the wrong signals to the militant overlords, that they might be messed up by this Abokki unless they show him who is boss. Forget about the story that no one is above the law. Not in the real world. At times you MUST let sleeping dogs lie and use a common sense approach to tackle very difficult situations.

Una never see anything. Until crude oil production grinds to a halt before the abokki animal in Aso Rock would know how the cookie crumbles.

mynaija123:
Buhari should look for a means to cushion the effect of this economic hardship although not his fault.

Nigerains should look critically and see dat we are nothing without oil and look for other ways to be productive.

hemartins:
I love MAY. Not just because I was born in MAY, It has the most public holidays.

kenonze:
Only the first pics looks real others look just like Fine art painting

alatbaba1:
1. Story
2. Words
3. Page
4. Novel
5. Cook
6. Read



Make una try dis one too.

cycline404:
Words of encouragement can go too far, in kids life, but here in Nigeria our teachers sucks!
I remember clearly some of my teachers then, always tell it to our face that we cannot become someone in life, that we should go and do something else instead of studying...
How i wish i can see that crazy teacher now! To God be the glory.

mrvitalis:
Negotiating with militans was Nigeria greater mistake
Buhari should not follow that part, level the community if need be just end this foolishness

Let amnesty international talk

Enough of this rubbish, the government should never bow to any group not at all

EduRegard:
He half walked, half dragged to the front of my aunt’s vet store. I had no choice but help aunty Kemi man the place as she is trying to open yet another store in Ikeja.


I was counting on my fingers, trying to find out how many days we had before we resumed back to school. This holiday had been as boring as watching paint dry. I was counting my remaining days of boredom when he knocked, taking me away from my reverie.

He instantly reminded me of Frank Donga. “Please, is there vacancy here? ” he asked. I looked at him from head to toe. His shirt had definitely seen better days. His hair was like a refuse dump and his mouth smelled like a mortuary. His shoes reminded me of canoes. Worn out canoes.

I was still assessing his unpresentable appearance when he shoved photocopied documents into my hands.

“Please sir, I have bsc and msc zoology from OAU, ife”. I thought he was joking. A quick scan of the papers confirmed my fears.

He continued “please give me a job, any job. I will work for free for three months if you want. Please!”. Desperation oozed from his thin frame.

He must have thought I owned the place. “No vacancy” slipped from my lips. He looked at me, fought back tears and snatched his papers. He trudged on.

I watched him go. My aunt who owed the store this masters degree holder is begging for a job didn’t go to any university. Her business is worth over thirty million naira. She always told me the university is a cage that force you to sit behind a desk for four years so you’ll be qualified to sit behind another desk for forty years.

She said university will teach you to look for jobs but never create one. It will teach you yo work for a living but never have a life. I sat. I thought.

She had blamed the craze on the oil boom in the seventies. Then, graduates were entitled to cars and automatic jobs.

She said people still live in that delusion. She told me the richest man alive is a college dropout who followed his dream.

She asked what my dream was. She said ” do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life”. I am convinced, college degrees are overrated.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Source : http://eduregard.com/a-quick-story-to-justify-why-degree-education-is-overrated/

ForcefullBULL:
EDO
CROSSRIVER
BAYLESA
AKWA IBOM


Half of Delta
Half of Rivers.


My people from the east, Do you love to be landlocked?

andertoph:
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Timolanki:
The most Clueless president Nigeria has ever produced.
Waste of humanity.

How does his visiting Lagos help d economy?

Pyno30:
Calm down Mr. Stop being Angry for nothing. Celebrate with othersl so we can celebrate with you in due season.

Rapmoney:
Even if a profession is different from a career as u have stated, u can hardly separate one from the other. The people you used as examples...was it yesterday they started their career? We are talking of our present day society. The ease at which those people got to where they are now cannot be compared with what the present graduates of today are facing career-wise. Now, let me give you an example. Do you think a graduate of Public Admin would find it difficult to grow his career about 3 decades ago compared to the way it is now? We train but we hardly create an enabling environment that can take care of the people being trained!

Rapmoney:
There's a difference between growing ur career and finding a job. The insight u gave to us is finding a job and not growing ur career. Are u telling me that someone who studied archeology but works in the bank is growing his/her career? Except u are aiming for a career switch...then two things are involved! (1) U didn't have passion or any plan for the course u have studied or (2) U don't have passion or interest for ur banking job; u do it just to keep body and soul together.

ClintonDal:
How does someone become seriously injured in water? No one should tell me crap about water entering their lungs, that's out of the question.

Rapmoney:
Please, before you proceed, know that this post is not meant to put anybody's spirit down or to underrate anyone's course of study. It is an observation and it is basically limited to our society; it does not extend to the environment outside.

Every year, an army of young people seek to gain admission into the numerous universities spread across the country. One thing pertinent here, is the fact that many of these young people just want to get there, obtain whatever degree they can (irrespective of the class of degree) and rush to the labour market to sell whatever knowledge they feel they have obtained!!! People mostly think of working and earning money without thinking of 'career'. In the end, they reluctantly settle for UNDEREMPLOYMENT!!! When you don't have a clear career-path to grow in, you may find yourself in just anywhere, whether you like it or not Below are some courses in our universities that have slowly lost institutions that can support their career paths:

1) Political Science/Public Administration: Seriously speaking, you can hardly find a clear career path under these courses in Nigeria. Many people I personally know who studied these courses have started doing 'anything' to survive! Except you are studying for just knowledge or you have other businesses or line of interests to engage yourself in, these two courses are not what anyone should bank on as career in these present days. Apart from the education sector, you may not be able to grow your career in the few insitutions aligned to these courses if you are not 'connected'!!!

2) Microbiology: Most graduates of this course have become so frustrated in life to an extent where some of them have gotten trapped with teaching Biology in little mushroom private schools where they are paid 12,000 Naira monthly! You can hardly differentiate such schools from poultry farms! One Microbiologist asked me to assist her get placement in a media house. She told me that she liked working as a presenter in a radio station! The first thing that came to my mind is, 'Why didn't you study Mass Communication or Information Technology in the Ivory Tower?'

3) Parasitology and Entomology: I don't even know what to say at this junction!

4) Philosophy: Despite the fact that this subject gave birth to all other studies as we have been told, it is becoming more and more irrelevant as the days go by. Apart from teaching or lecturing...or in religious institutions, this course has no clear career path in Nigeria.

5) History & International Relations: If you are not an enterprising person, talented or already in a seperate business, banking on this course may spell doom for you! Your services are mostly needed in academic institutions.

6) Zoology: In a society where even endangered species of animals are flagrantly killed and posted on-line with so much impunity , I wonder what the future of zoologists would look like career-wise How many zoo or animal reserves do we have?

7) Archeology: I wonder what's up in your mind if you decide to study this course! We no longer have strong institutions that can support archeology which happens to be the study of ancient things! A graduate of Archeology might find himself/herself doing just 'anything' sooner than later

8. Religious Studies

9) Anthropology: Don't even think of establishing and growing a career in Nigeria with this!

10) Yoruba/Igbo/Hausa Education: In a society where our indigenous languages are gradually 'suffering' in the hands of our young ones, especially, in the cities, and the government and cultural institutions are doing almost nothing to correct it, I wonder what career path graduates of these courses would hope for, except in the academic world!

Before you criticize this post, consider the introduction of the post.

Don't be afraid that your life might END, instead ask yourself whether it would ever START!!!

Good day everyone!

Kingsasian:
Op, na wa for you o. Almost all phones do that including my tecno torch light.

YoursGEJ:
Him no happy say dem only carry am go different location. No be the same Egypt Air carry people go undisclosed location yesterday?

If he wants N500 million, how much will the people wey the EgyptAir plane carry disappear or their families sue for?

patrickdarlins:
Please dear nairalanders.... This is a serious issue that involves the POLICE as I speak/type.. My close pal's BROTHER IS GOING TO JAIL FOR A CAR HE KNOWS NOTHING OF....

he is a mechanic(repairer of cars and all its parts) he is well known by every body in his location and is very good at doing his work and his customers loved him for his sincerity.

On a very good afternoon he was approached by a customer who wants to REPAIR HIS CAR..after all negotiation and bargaining.... He agreed to the price and gave the CAR KEYS to the man(the mechanic)... To test drive the car after everything.... And so he left the mechanic shop.

It wasn't up to 25mins, he was approached by POLICE and another owner of the same car that was dropped at his shop 25mins ago.... And the police men arrested the mechanic Guy saying he is a criminal that he stole the car from the owner in BENIN CITY, that the owner of the car packed the car inside his compound and all of a sudden the car was no where to be found. That they have been looking for the car for almost TWO WEEKS now that they got information from sombody that's how they got to know that the car is packed in his (mechanic guys) shop..

The mechanic guy is in police custody as we speak... And he kept calling the guy that brought the car to his shop and guy kept telling him he is not in town that he will be back in some hours hours time... It has been like that for almost 5days now... The man refuses showing up for his self acclaimed car.

Now they are planning on transferring the case from warri to BENIN tomorrow or next.... But they gave the mechanic guy some conditions if he want the case to be sealed..

The police men and the owner of the stolen car has told the mechanic guy to pay up #300,000 for the case to die down and for the replacement of some properties that are not inside the car at this moment.


Now... We beginingto suspect that this whole thing is a planned work and a SETUP Plan against the mechanic guy... Cos if you look at it very well you would notice that a stolen car from Benin to warri can not be tracked down immediately after the person who stole the car dropped it inside a mechanic shop and all of a sudden the owner of the so called car shows up from no where all the way from Benin? With the police?? How is that possible? I don't understand... It must be a set up...

DDEAR NAIRALANDERS... We planning on hiring a a lawyer and maybe take this issue to the court tomorrow... PLEASE WHAT IS YOUR BEST ADVICE FOR US AT THIS MOMENT? SHOULD WE OR SHOULD WE NOT INVOVETHE LAWYER? what other steps do you think we can take against this case?...

Please mature responses.... Thanks in advance....

.... Please I need urgent replies now.... Abeg ooo


Forgive my typo errors

whitecloth:
Explorer! what have you done this afternoon, I couldn't even read it again I just look at the picture and scroll down.

sebali:
Liar... Which PH, d one where Govt Secretariat was open or another PH in space

hyman9ja:
Open your ears wide as we reveal the secrets you’ve been looking for about women.

The woman you sleep with gazes into your eyes and tell you she loves you. And you believe her. You can tell by the way she looks at you, the way she holds you, the way she seems to always know what you want before you do.
There are a few of things in life you just know, and how much you love this naked woman is one of them. But there are a lot of things you don't know.
A woman may give you her body and her heart, but there are parts that she’ll never give up. Pieces woven into the very fiber of her being. Mysteries only hinted at in a passing sly smile, an inscrutable laugh.
These are the secrets of lovers past, hidden fantasies, and unshared longings. A woman’s deepest secrets that don’t—and never will—include you. You’re about to sample this hidden knowledge.
But like any man who seeks, you'd better be prepared for what you're about to find.

1. Her best friend knows everything.
She knows all of your vitals—from the size of your bank account to the size of your other, um, holdings.


When her friend smirks at you knowingly, you are not imagining it. She knows. So just know that she knows, and deal with it. (It’s not going to change.)
Chat with her about your relationship at your own risk. Your secrets are not safe with her. This is not always a bad thing (e.g., if you happen to be telling her how much you love your girlfriend). But, in general, remember that she is your girlfriend's confidante first, and yours never.

2. Just looking at your hands can turn her on.

3. When you go away, even for a day, she sleeps in your favorite old T-shirt.
Because it smells like you.

No 4. will simply make your Jowl drop lolz

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AutofactorNG:

Car thieves are always coming up with more improved ways of stealing cars at the detriment of the owners, leaving them unsafe and uncomfortable when driving their cars outside their homes. Although cars often come with locks and securities, they are usually not enough to stop the thieves. Also sometimes a large amount of car thefts is due to the negligence and carelessness of the owner. However, there are a number of ways within our reach that can be used to prevent car theft and they include.

• Close all windows and lock all doors and the boot (trunk), even if you only leave your car for a moment.
• Never leave your vehicle running unattended.
• Where possible, park in a well-lit highly visible area, preferably off the road. At night, choose secure or well-lit car parks, with pedestrian traffic. Avoid leaving your vehicle in a car park for a long time.
• Try to park the vehicle with the front facing an obstacle and lock the steering.
• Always try to use all protection you have on the vehicle. Put all labels for protection devices in a visible place as this will scare petty thieves away(do not display your GPS label)
• Disable the vehicle using a starter interrupt switch ( "kill switch" ). Installation is not expensive.
• Use VIN etching. This chemically etches the Vehicle Identification Number or registration number on the windows of your vehicle which is an effective deterrent for thieves. "Chop shops" (places where stolen cars are disassembled to be sold for parts) thrive on vehicles that have easily removable VINs or no etching at all.
• If you leave the vehicle for a longer period, take off the fuses, or disconnect the power supply, after consulting your mechanic.
• These precautions should be taken even if your car is in your garage. Also close all access to the garage (entry barriers) and the garage door itself.
• Never leave your keys with car park employees or in car wash services.
• Never mark your keys with your name and address. Mark them with your business name and suburb or driver's license number.
• At your home, do not leave keys lying around on tables, desks or key hooks.
• Remove registration papers from your motor vehicle, to make it difficult for the thief to sell it on the black market.

Source: http://autofactorng..com.ng/2016/05/how-to-prevent-your-car-from-thieves.html

donkizzydaboss:
quickie could be liken to a ''hit and go" scenario,a veri sharp and brief sex dat nececessarily do not require been totaly unclad

greatness22:
My guy, don't be too use to hardship.