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Who this write-up 'epp'.

Then i should go to another thread and continue reading?

Who you serve?

I love how the write-up is prefaced with, "barring any last minute changes in plan"........

That is a precursor of what is to be expected.

He is not coming back, at least not as expected.

My only input here is that since Cambridge awarded him the acclaimed certificate that only him knows about, he should save us the legal hocus pocus, harakiri and argumentative quagmire that 15 SANs are going to get embroiled in, He should just take a train to Cambridge, collect a CTC of his certificate and bring it along so that we can move on to other important things.

I wish him well


I also hope they will give him enough ear drops as remedial measures to manage his ear problems which has obviously led to him not hearing the Nigerians cry.

Welcome whenever you come back.

Adesiji77:
Bro, talk your church mind...just kidding

Lol....bros u know as e dey go na.

Been a wet rainy day here. I just got in. The husstle is real. Make i drink ginger sleep

Please solve this simple equation

If it takes 15 SANs to defend a certificate that should be acquired in a maximum time of 11 years, how many SANS will be needed to prove that Doctorate in Zoology which was actually acquired over a minimum period of 21 years actually exists

a. 22
b. 88
c. 150+
d. All of the above
e. 0.

photoshoot:
So they shouldn't buy it?
Sometimes the way we Nigerians reason,
Na us go first complain say they no buy,
When they buy, we go say maintenance issue,
What exactly do we want from our leaders sef?


Cause to me, Nigerians can't and can never be satisfied.


Why not give them benefit of doubt and let's be positive that they would maintain it. Hian

....but we have been giving them since na

It always ended or remained as doubts....

I wanted to type something in my mind but the mods said and i quote

"If we see or hear FIM, you go hear WEEN"

Na so my liver fail me and my preek shrink.

Dia is God u oooo

Chai....like say I dey this school, check out my attire as a traditionalist

Clean shaven head, rubbed with palm oil
White chalk around my left eye
Red bandana across my forehead
Coloured feather stuck in the bandana towards the left ear
Red wrapper tied from the chest down
Half calabash filled with ground charcoal
No foot wear
Staff that jingles
Dead scorpion tied to my left wrist

And a anything else my daddy gives me to wear.

Them for see freedom of wearing cloth

Chai....like say I dey this school, check out my attire as a traditionalist

Clean shaven head, rubbed with palm oil
White chalk around my left eye
Red bandana across my forehead
Coloured feather stuck in the bandana towards the left ear
Red wrapper tied from the chest down
Half calabash filled with ground charcoal
No foot wear
Staff that jingles
Dead scorpion tied to my left wrist

And a typing else my daddy gives me to wear.

Them for freedom of wearing cloth

Venice789:
blood of GOD

It's blood for blood.

Them price.....them pay

.............

slimthugchimee:
hehe that got me

I knew what to expect, i just wanted to see the guy and the position of the small birds

Benjom:
This is terrible... Ajah of all places? If this is what they're encountering then what will be the experience of those resident in places like: Okokomaiko, Ajamgbadi, Ajegunle, Meiran, Otta, Agege, etc?

The places you mentioned are on high ground and water quickly runs dry or percolates after each rain. VI, IKOYI, LEKKI, AJAH are all messed up when it rains heavily. Like the say, the rich also cry

sukkot:
bros long time. leave small change for ya boys make we manage am

Unto managing things na

Nothing do you.

We are still here and we are still managing

You have been off the radar for a while or I have not been looking for you at the right places

Stay outta trouble

Peace

Dreal11247:
Having gone through your previous post, it's very clear that the marriage is established on a faulty foundation. I'm counselling as a true child of God. We always advice intending couples that they engage in much prayers before marriage against the plots of the wicked and for God to stop the marriage if it is not going to be favourable.
With this, there is still hope for you in God. Prayers are needed to correct all that are not right. I will advice that you forget about divorce as that is never a good option. There are forces that fight marriages. Some of them remain silent till immediately after the marriage.
With God, all things are possible.

So what practical advice are you giving her, that is the issue here.

Lnxxxxx:
Uncle, so what would you advise. Sit back and fold our arms, ignoring bank jobs.
Wouldn't it be better to advise people to apply and start saving for the future or even start a business.

I agree with you. However some successful applicants will live large forgetting that the job is transient. Therein lies the folly. All the best though.

Calmwaters:
A prostitute has a fiance?!!
Wot a confused gal hw can u actually believe dat a guy hu z not handicapped will b comfortable marrying a prostitute
My dear u nid 2 get ur head checked

Bros forget. I know at least 2 that got married to decent men. One of the men was actually a white and he picked her from the brothel.

On topic, it's so very unfair on the lady. Given what they go through and the number of men in different shapes, sizes and contours that drill them, that money is a true definition of hard earned. If that as ashi swear for him, it will catch him. She trusted him, and the worst thing in life to me is betrayal of trust. People wonder why I love my dog more than many people....she will never betray me. NEVER.

Bank again? These applicants no dey hear word. 2 years down the line, they will downsize by 75% and you guys will come to NL crying blue murder. Anyway, what do I know

Horus:
Niger Delta Avengers in trouble

Small thing. They drop inside water. One of two things will happen, either those boys drown them or crocodile will chop them. Either way, it's an uncertain death. My advise? Ask your bosses to go instead

Abeymills:
Try it n c

If it comes down to brass tacks, the guy will be arrested tried and jailed and nothing, i mean, nothing will happen.

I have never liked that guy. His personality oozes fraud.

skywalker240:
she said MANAGING ABI?



Punish heer i say........

Nothing wrong with managing me or thinking you are, but if I ever hear that you are managing me, i will relieve you of that responsibility and you will never have to manage me again, EVER

How did the brother gain access first time?

repogirl:
what is this one saying?

Who has the police or any of your emergency numbers ever helped?

Are you fooling yourself or you are just deliberately slow? Has the police or any security agency ever helped you or any one in your fake life?

You think you are smart but reek of pure senselessness.

People do not reek of senselessness . Your English is terrible. Reek is a synonym of smell.....

You choose this medium to bamboozle kids on the one hand and parade your ignorance on the other. You claimed you saw an incident happen but you could not call the police hence my question.

Back to yours, a house down my street was being attacked and neighbours called the police and the robbers were given a hot chase and eventually arrested.

Address the issue not the person, your type sucks

Akpa amu nwa mkpi

shevchenko:
How is this an assassination.The reasoning of you Nigerians is appealing

I know you meant to type appalling.

Are you from kentucky?

repogirl:
I know someone who stays in that building. They thought it was robbers, as the same man's apartment was robbed a few months back.

Just seeing the real story now.

Funny how you will know people are carrying out an operation in an apartment in your building and you can't call anyone for help.

Lord help us!

Your phones are not working or you don't have airtime or you don't know the emergency numbers.

Nigerians , everly backward and bereft of ideas

Two things are clear, the opinion of people here on NL does not in anyway represent a populist opinion of the generality of Nigerians otherwise there won't be igbos in Yoruba banks and vice versa , besides, people will just be butchering others on the go. Secondly if I say what is on my mind they will ban me. I have been so gagged that i no longer know where to draw the line on what is acceptable. I am content with reading gibberish being spewed all over by some people whose only job starts and ends in NL

southniyikaye:
this has been in existence for a while now, e-print,wifi and air print

Bros I tire oo.

I have been sending items to print from my phone sinceeee

Pity how they send under weight and under fed helpless boys to go and die for the sake of their personal greed and aggrandisement. One on one those creek boys will strangulate10 of his type. In the water they are also better. To make matters worse, the military cannot just shell the entire region, the world will see it as killing a fly with a sledge hammer. A workable approach should be deployed, it need not be amnesty.

opalu:
why did she have to delete her earlier responses but left the guy's own ?
For the guy to say 'I am not broke' it means she would have said something like 'I don't have time with broke guys'

_{Just always analysing like an Engineer sha}

It is simple logic, being an engineer or a rocket scientist has nothing to do with it

Domislaz:
So naija Doctors infected his ear. No be me talk am O!

Lie of the century

dagreat4:
Just joined d form after many visit. In oda word nig docs can t threat simple ear infection. This cant be correct

On your first post you make a typo

It is a forum not a form



Welcome though.

colossus2:
Its nice

At sapele along......on your way to warri, you get these things in commercial quantities and also snails. Challenge is, if not careful, you might get constipated after eating from there

I did not bother reading the epistle but all I have to say is that una go die put. No be curse or swear