₦airaland Forum

Twizzy30:
Thank u op but u lie small. I live around d place and I know what's true and what's not. Btw I nd my family didn't move out yday when almost everyone was moving and we slept like a baby

I would have believe your claim that the op lied a bit but for your own statement that you did not move but rather slept like a baby. My thought....you are either lying or you are one of the rogues killing and maiming. That is the only way you can sleep like a baby in the midst of such identified danger

ayokellany:
. You were struggling not because the OP's use of English was abysmal but because you wasted several years in institutions of learning you attended without learning comprehension. I will advice you enroll into any degree issuing institute and pay for a two year course in comprehension. A year can certainly not clean up the ignorance oozing from your cerebrum.

Chisoz. .....

But the Op wrote better than some of these ladies and guys that claim to be qualified journalists. What I love most is that he did a first person reporting , not all that, according to a trusted contact who preferred to remain anonymous. He deployed the approach social anthropologists call participant observation.

DaBullIT:
i am calling my correspondent too , if you blow lie here , we go fight

Bros the Op said your ignorance is in terabytes. I like you as a person, if it were to be another person I would have hit harder, or oya fight back.

Trying to take your life over failed love?

It can be depressing, i know. However, i will rather stay alive and make her feel sorry at the loss she has suffered for leaving me.

youngest85:
U mean i should run 4 my life or run to grab d opportunity?

Run FOR your life Sir

histemple:
Let me give you a possible error that could make him beg this much.

A banker is not mandated to restrict anybody's account on the orders of EFCC or any other commission. A banker can only entertain such request if it was accompanied with a verified "Court Order".

Now this is the nag, and like you rightly said-----let's wait for the outcome, it is possible that EFCC didn't get a court order because no judge would have entertained such request to freeze the account of a sitting Governor going by section 308.

My suspicion is that EFCC wrote to the bank accusing them of complicity and perhaps asked them to explain their role, then out of fear, they froze the account.

I said this in an earlier post. You don't freeze an account without a verifiable court order . Today's bankers have left the ethics. Thank God I left when I did.

Oya na.

All these nairalanders that won't let me hear word, claiming why being tall makes them ladies magnets and the ones claiming 12 inches, etc....make una come compete ooo. This is the real deal. Talk na water, action na blood.

Person wey see no talk. E don happen.

youngest85:
Am about to go 4 one today, i dnt knw if it's real or not.


See d message i got...

Dear Candidate, following your phone interview with us, you are hereby invited for an on-boarding session with TAAG Cleaning Services on Friday, June 24, 2016 by 2pm at 18 Unilag Road, Akoka - Yaba. Pls come with photocopies of your credentials and 2 passport photographs. Be punctual. Regards.

On boarding means you have been recruited and already part of the system. It's a process of acclimatisation to formally fit into the system.so if they are relating on boarding to an interview process, run as if your life depends on it because it does.

NgeneUkwenu:
Give me N11billion loan. Kill me if I don't create a biz empire that caters to at least 5000 people after that directly and indirectly~Omojuwa

Sharp man. Unpaid loan is not a crime for which there is a death penalty, so that challenge is ineffectual and he knows it. Level 2 fraud.

sinceraconcept:
This pastor is very handsome and looks young like he's in his 30's

Are you reading with binoculars?

In my place, when those kids overrun their mouths after numerous free beers and you bring police to arrest them, what you will be hearing is

Vuum di nma karia statement. ....(Vuum, which means taking off, or running away is better than going to give statement at the station ..).

That says it all for the fleeing men.

fulanimafia:
These terrrorists and their supporters will soon realize they cannot blackmail the FG.

Kudos to the military on their resolve to send the Ijaw/IPOB terrorists to meet their Boko colleagues in hell.

May God bless and continue to protect our armed forces.

That should be the case until we hear the next set of blasts. No matter how strong you may think you are, if you come to fight me in my house, I will tell you that I know the nooks and crannies of the rooms in my house more than you will ever decode from outside.

Genocide is still punishable under international law, I hope people are being advised as appropriate.

I do not support the blasts though, neither do i support military brutality. Discussions and engagements works for me.

It is AIsha that I want to see in the US not Zahra. I want to know what to believe on the on-going fraud higi-haga being bandied around in high places

Jayceendus:
*Smeared not seared

While thanking you sir, I did not mean to write 'smeared' which would be understood as dirty,muddy,messy or tarnished. Rather in saying people's conscience has become seared, i had in mind and still do, the interpretation that sees their conscience as parched (like a dryland without water hence pitiless; scorched;baked; burned or dry as bone.)

I hope I clarified myself.

Good afternoon

I read through the post and do not need to be a rocket scientist to decipher that it is falsehood. Somebody somewhere sat down and wrote this pretending in his (her) head that we are all dummies and will accept this as factual.

Before the bigots start ascribing regions and interests; before elders who should know better start assuming that one is a wailer or zombie or IPOD or whatever you guys have come up with (whatever those slogans mean), I am of core Igbo extract and have nothing against PMB other than the PTF Fund he dipped his hands into and his refusal to provide his qualifying WAEC Certificate. I have no issues with Aisha Buhari until the allegations against her stick, but definitely not the way they are going about it. I had my grouse with GEJ, but he is no longer in power, so i am discountenancing him in this.

Very soon we will see, "Why you should not be a regular Police Officer but a Traffic warden" or Don't write ICAN when you can pass ANAN.

When some of us find it difficult to do some things, we ascribe uselessness to it. I always tell whoever cared to listen, that a graduate driver will do better than an illiterate driver; ditto barber, beautician, etc. Why do we have educated engineers building and fixing bridges while the technicians are there working on their instructions and directives. In short I don't even know where to start to counter this post, I will just say, "each one to his own"

AgricSalt:
lol. I am sorry for whatever made you talk like this. Hardbody I mean am o, I'm sorry.

I commented because I don't like when people think that we must be well spoken to be smart or rich.

Not a problem at all. Interestingly, you are even right. I just needed to stir the hornet's nest, and did and enjoyed the time i spent in traffic responding to the people that were engaging with me. Have you noticed I have since stopped fighting that point? Life is too short my bro. I wish you well.

AgricSalt:
Because he doesn't know that many smart Igbo business men that can't even write their business names well are all traveling to and fro over the world making big strides that many good English speaking Nigerian 'literates' are so afraid of making.

Being smart is not about English. Don't mind him.

Bros, I won't antagonize you. I won't even argue with you. You may be right, or even wrong, but I won't ever argue with you. You may not know why and i probably won't tell you, but let's leave it at that for now.

sorextee:
must someone be proficient in written English, before he/she could own or wear a rolex watch? pls kindly explain further.

The answer to your first question is No Sir. That answer obviates the need for answering Question B.

I hope we are square. Have a good day Sir.

PassingShot:
I'm very happy this is confirmed.

Shame on those defending the looters who made them pauper by diverting our common wealth into their personal accounts.

Fayose as a sitting governor enjoys immunity from prosecution for all criminal and civil offenses he has committed. Does it make sense that he should also enjoy his stolen wealth?

You mean the immunity should make him spend such money undisturbed? That will be unjust and wicked to those wronged by his unpatriotic action. It will be arrant nonsense!

The funny thing is that this thugnor has on several occasions boasted that PMB cannot do him a thing. Now that his accounts have been legally frozen, let's see what he can do to force it unfrozen.

My General in ASO Rock is fearless. So, feel free to shout on top of your voice. It won't change anything.

If Fayose feels his right has been tampered with, let him sue EFCC to court. Shikena.

I have sort of lost touch with reality of practice and i have not read that section of the EFCC Act being quoted, but way back in the bank, we usually ask the Police to bring in a Court Order or so if an account is to be frozen. They can get the Order Ex parte.

Whatever is the case, let all parties exercise their rights and contest any breach of these in the courts.

Puresolutions:
Get clean clear photo shots..Urge the parents to meet with prophets the earlier the better...

I know very sharp gifted prophets i can recommend...The people who kidnap her could even run mad where they are

Oga, please let her abductors not run mad yet until they deliver her back to civilization. I hope she is found in good and sound state or better still, she strolls back to her base. The tongue-lashing can continue thereafter.

lordkhalifa:
[s[s]]why hyping your suffering, anger and grievance on me as if I'm your father Well is not your fault the hardship average Nigerian are experiencing is really tormenting you, engage ur spare time on some meaningful things than staying online 24/7 looking for whom to bully, ur character are unquestionable, ungrateful nosy, prying idiot who likes to interfere in other people’s business, Showy loud
prat with low intelligence , numpty Arrow without common sense, ur intelligence is my common sense, Waiting for you to say something intelligent is like putting a candle in the window , do me a favour and swerve

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lordkhalifa:
you lack social orientation , Lol I spent all night studying both dictionary and encyclopedia to uncover invectives that i will use to abuse you ! Have you seen how useless and hopeless you are Do you think everyone is as jobless as you You can stay online 24/7 with free mb bulling people just to keep ur useless self busy, charlie I don't have that spare time to waste, shameless exhibition of genetic deficiency."
Yeah I can afford to put food on your table without having headache until u die, gaudy Internet-
addicted spawn of a mad scientist,Dissolute Nairaland addicted nauseating assault on the senses. ,u are awkwardly stupid social inapt

Go and find something doing and liberate your family from abject poverty dunce

I just noticed you are an 'AVENGER' and it's all falling into place now. Please could you in everyday english explain the second paragraph of your paranoid vituperations?

When you are done, carry your wealth and move over to the next person. I will read but will not favour you with a response, trust me. I don't banter or engage with mental liliputians, not when they come across as demented as an average avenger that will do everything to despoil his homeland in the name of attacking the wider public.

You have had your day, enjoy the recognition i have accorded you. Let me, on the other hand, earn my honest pay.

We know who the braggard is, right now. So run along.......

lordkhalifa:
you are daft and useless, how much do u think rolex is I can afford to feed your entire generation for months without stress, you said my write up, what happened 2 it you are shockingly ill-bred
simpleton and a putrid bug-eyed
offensively uninspired malodorous
half-wit

If u are done with the free 10mb from etisalat just swerve

Lol. You spent all night studying both the dictionary and encyclopedia to uncover invectives that you will use to abuse me?

Guess what, you just accentuated your peculiar idiocy which befuddles even a fool.

Feed my generation? No thank you. Feed yours instead

Taeewo:
Must u insult? Y cant u just ignore n see if anything will happen to ur hand/phone

I am sorry. I thought it was an advice not an insult

Meanwhile my hand is truly itching me

Fash20:
Four words discribes you... Sl*t! (Incase you still don't get the word it sounds like a popular Mobile phone sales and services company)

I will take a guess.....

Slot

With U instead of O?

Chysexy:
Don't judge me is my life live your own the way you want please. Well My boyfriend and I met a former student for drinks one night. He had since moved away and was living in a city not far from us. We ended up back at out hotel room all a bit tipsy and I was a little Hot. I came out of the washroom and they were watching a
Indecency. I told them that I could do as good a job as she was doing. Well, the next thing you know I stripped for them. My student was giving it to me from behind and I'm sucking on my husbands hard cock. I did each of them 2 times before we fell asleep. I will have to stop here until i see comments then i will post the rest but if you can't wait follow here to read the rest http://levelhealth..com.ng/2016/06/the-day-two-guys-bang-me-at-same-time.html

I did not read this. I read the last sentence and noticed it has become recurrent. A word of advice here.....monotony kills interest.

blackpanda:
Useless tribalists! Na una sabi o. Cry me a river


The President has the right to appoint whomever he believes will deliver on the job. It is not the right of any particular tribe to be appointed as defense chief. So stop these ridiculous conspiracy theories. If we are all nigerians then tribe shldnt matter. But if u so much believe in tribe, then maybe the president is right in not picking anybody from ur place!

We both know you are kidding with this post, right?

adebrave1:
I need ICT experts who are very knowledgeable to educate us on this.

You will see things like "your messages are secured with end-to-end encryption.

I have seen it for so many times but I don't understand the meaning.

Go school you no gree. Stay class, no. That thing is written in simple and everyday English for comprehension and no one needs an ICT guru to understand it.

You shame me ooo

Not even one person so far has expressed any regret on the said loss except perhaps her study group mate . People's conscience have really been seared

chocorod:
hey guy stop now it's okay they are entitled to their opinion.

OK. Let me put the searchlight on you.














Na play in dey ooooo

Make i enter market look for sleep. Good night my guy