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Mercykayy: The West African Examinations Council (WAEC)
released the results of the May/June West African
Senior School Certificate Examination (WASSCE)
2014, in which approximately 70% failure was
recorded. 145,975 out of 1,750,976 candidates’
results are being withheld on the grounds of
examination malpractice. These malpractices were
reported during both the conduct and the marking
of the exams.
The percentages of failure recorded in the past four
years range from 75.06% in 2010, 44.66% in 2011,
61.19% in 2012 and 35.74% in 2013, up to a
whopping 70% in 2014.

perusing the result I realized the candidate failed both English and Yoruba. My question therefore is, what language does this person write or speak? I am igbo by the way, so no bashing was intended.

Temihatz: F9 parallel

Aggregate 81. WAEC should ban this candidate for another 4 years

lacasa: Today its the North, tomorrow we will be here talking bout the South.

Wat goes around comes around, God is not a hypocrite after all

The south had theirs between 1966 and 1970. It may be the turn of the west next. Indeed what goes round comes around if only to bite you.

when are they visiting Gowons enclave? Indeed God is not a hypocrite

Update d shitty scoreline Jo. Nigeria at it again, a bunch of rascally idiots. I hope Keshi will still be asking for N100m per month salary. Buffoons.

KiKatanga: Onwards brothers.

The Government needs to step in and arm the people or they'll just be cannon fodder -- it's not as though firearms are difficult to acquire if you have funds. Noble people.

And when the battle is fought, won and lost, how do you disarm the myriads of delinquents you have given those guns. We will now have a different problem on hands, yes. Robbery, killings, etc. When people are left with guns, robbery proliflates. It is that simple.

Afghanistan: Forget that Unilorin o. I was a medical student there and I must say its really overrated. Insufficient classroom,poor conditions,poor structures and also,the lecturers. Majority of the lecturers no sabi anything as most of them are doctors who were just hired to take up lecturing to fill the gap. Imagine the HOD of a department who cannot speak good english and he calls himself a graduate of MB;BS and has a PHD in anatomy only to miseducate students in anatomy. That's why its very difficult to find professors there. Only a few professors. Another problem is the issue with departments. The college of medicine in unilorin don't have enough departments. They don't even have dentistry, physiotherapy, radiography and so on. Even nursing was just recently established. Despite all these, they keep on withdrawing students anyhow, destroying their careers all in the name of medicine. You just have to make the best of everything in this life and try to be successful in all endeavours. Just believe that you'll make it and with hardwork,you will.
Best Regards.

Bros no vex, did you eventually graduate with the MB BCH or whatever name they allocate to your degree?

You sounded a bit unhappy even though you were obviously stating facts.

No offence bro

bercarray: and they come back successfully each time they do? Well i tnk God is jst saving them maib they'll change bt since they dn't e don catch dm. Cos i blve they do pray ds tym,bt theyve rech climax

May he catch these politifcians stealing us dry in Jesus name.....

In the mighty name of Jesus......not just these guys making paltry 25k per operation

eleojo23: Science keeps discovering more and more. Methinks there are still many things science doesn't know yet. There is definitely a creator somewhere who masterfully designed the universe.

Another proof that there is a creator, the Almighty. His name is Jehovah. Read Genesis and find out that in the course of creation, the world as we now know it was covered with water. The water did not evaporate, it went down under. What the scientists claim to be finding out now has always been there and documented for all of us to learn and utilize in giving reverential fear to the masterful creator of the universe.

Just reminding me of Mungo Park who was said to have discovered River Niger when indeed the river was always there meandering its way from the plateau of Futa djallon.....

God, even in my most sinful state, i still recognize, respect and honour you....

farem: Military Sources Reveal Some Alleged Boko Haram Activities Of Ex- COAS Azubuike Ihejirika
The army under General Azubuike Ihejirika allowed Boko haram to regroup deliberately in the Sambisa. Last year when SoE was declared, Boko haram was on the run and the villagers of the villages ravaged by Boko haram today were themselves single handedly apprehending Boko haram fighters in the bushes. Victory was at hand for Nigeria as the Boko haram fighters were roaming the bushes without ammo, food or water. The Civilian JTF, CJTF under the leadership of soldiers of the JTF like colonel Hassan, Shamaki and the once dreaded Sagir Musa and one Sangami (not real name), coordinated and directed the CJTF to the villages and the surrounding bushes. The CJTF and the JTF recorded success like never before on the war on terror.

This was the time the original Shekau was killed; August of 2013. But then General Ihejirika suddenly and surprisingly disbanded the JTF and introduced the so called 7 division that was a deliberate sabotage of the success from day one. The army after the creation of 7 division, cut down the powers of the CJTF to go to the villages or to Boko haram camps on patrol. For the CJTF to do so, they were now made to have to apply in writing to the authorities. The 7 division became an army that was stationary instead of an army that took proactive measures in combat. This allowed Boko Haram to regroup and survive to reign more terror on the people. It was evident the army chief wanted to preserve Boko haram and not complete their defeat. We are convinced they make money form the continuous war on terror in the north.

The people suspected a foul play when the heroes of the people in the army that worked with the CJTF were all deployed out of the state. [/b]Most of them were framed as members of the Boko haram and they quietly left. The intelligence officers were all transferred out of the state. [b]The new GOC deployed to Borno was a right hand man of Ali Modu Sheriff. It was even said that Sheriff actually worked for the man to be deployed to Borno.

For the sake of argument, let us say this post is true and correct. So what happened since Ihejirika was relieved. Could the best hands not have recreated what Ihejirika supposedly did? And why are we hearing stories of attempted mutiny, sell out by some big ogas leading to ambush etc etc.

Anyways, for whatever it is worth, i dont give a flying fvck about this story. Let BH kill those they can and let those who can kill them also kill them. By the time they get to us down here, a solution would have been found. To start with, Ebola will finish half of the BH population before then. Ndi ara

wazoboy: Military Takes Delivery Of New Hardware, Insurgents Death Toll Rises In Bama



http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/military-takes-delivery-of-new-hardware-insurgents-death-toll-rises-to-130-in-bama/188056/

My Nigerian geography is not wonderful but are those locations in and around maiduguri. I thought concentration should be around maiduguri, bama, gwoza, sambisa and those other funny names we have been hearing around cameroun boundary....Gamboru

If we deploy these machines in the least threatened areas, will we have enough to crush the dissidents at the battles that are currently at hand. The more immediate battles we win, the less full fledged war we are likely to face. That is what i was taught in tactical manouvering.....

But i am not in the field....

profbrightuzoma: Did the doctor knew the patient had EVD before he died?

Prof you meant to say did the doctor know....? English no be we language sha

Leopantro: the case has been confirmed
to be leukemia and not Ebola

Source?

dantewest: Weird to see lots of non smokers here with their self righteous posts.

I hope you feel better now.



As for we smokers, this update is just an affirmation to the obvious. Abi?

Bros don't mind them. I guess non smokers live forever. All the people that die everyday are smokers. Nonesense and ingredients talking.

nnadychuks: i wonder why idiots won't quit smoking. What is in that cigarratte that they cant find in the odour of oil beans eh?

Does the fact that you do not smoke make other smokers idiots? So much for maturity and self discipline.

tsolz150: The only thing i can say is this--"May Allah continually bless and protect the NA".
Insha Allah,terrorism in nigeria will be a thing of the past soon.

Make your brothers in the Lord of Allah no hear you oooo. They kill first and apologise later. Just a friendly warning and advise.

cynthiaibeabuchi: Look at the picture very well and tell me what you can see

It took me exactly 2 seconds to decipher it was a flower vase. I however knew there was something there and not a third leg.

Brilliant pic.

shaboti: What if we dont qualify

If we dont qualify for the finals, we DHL the cup to CAF to be escorted by Maigari. Simple

The guy was just structuring the babe for apako things. At least that night sure pass for am. I can imagine how many weeks he has gone without something and the babe kept saying if you want me, you must prove it, the guy out of frustration decided, ok, i will show you my love in public. See as the two of them yeye..

Its a pity they 'fell' the man, but why did he spill the beans to the Police? He should have known (Assuming he is a real CSO) that he ought to have passed the information through at least 4 or 5 layered conduits. The Police will always squeak.

Its a pity for the bereaved.

I hate to say it but we all believe that those who slay will be slayed.

horlah005: The Officer was murdered in the broad daylight at a beer parlour
On Friday night, the deceased was at the joint with three of his friends when the suspected assassins stormed the bar

Bros na so me sef confuse oooo

Journalism at its best.....

PapiWata: One day, when the time is right, and the smoke of war has cleared, the Nigerian military will release cockpit gun-sight videos of the aerial bombardment currently being served up in the north eastern war-front. While it is indeed a much-needed morale-booster to read press releases confirming that the Bear in the Air has in fact been unleashed in anger against the invading terror militia, actual gun-sight video footage of this epic clash in the desert MUST be recorded both as a visual aid to enhance future combat pilot training, but also for posterity, so the world can bear vicarious witness to the precision damage the Nigerian Air Force can inflict once airborne for war.

While we armchair generals would have preferred to view the strafing and bomb-run videos in real time, as the live ordnance is administered on a bewildered enemy, we will have to be patient out of necessary respect for the operational secrecy essential while such air-to-ground sorties are under way, while only lodging humble appeal with the Nigerian military to ensure such video footage is recorded for the national historic archives.

Is that what should be or what is happening presently. Considering we had snippets of the Biafran war, it stands to reason that you may be right. Videos may be released when the war is won and lost. I wish them God speed.

topchef: What you don't know is that I have already received my august salary by the same government that claim to have sacked me while chilling , holidaying and touring the world.

Meanwhile you (probably unemployed ) are here ranting and taking paracetamol for another man's headache .
Pls take it easy on yourself ok, try and get a life . It will do you a whole lot of good.

I love your parody. If you were smart by half, you will realize that your ilks are being subsidized in the substandard training you are supposedly getting using tax payers money and to that extent, issues affecting you hooligans are not personal to you but to us the tax payers, it is also of interest.

As to whether i am employed or not, i will rather leave that aspect out. Suffice it to say that some people in this forum can afford to employ your sorry azz, pay your pitiable salary and take on additional responsibilities which are due you but which you cannot shoulder. Now shut up and get busy.

waterhouse071: I thought clueless Nigerians and their clueless government prefer nurses to doctors. let countries with value for human life continue to absorb them, at least USA already has 10000 and UK 4000 Nigerian doctors.

What you will never read or hear is the amount of pleas and begging that went into this. The 'Doctors' were brutally brought to their knees and made to carry placards so as to win public sympathy. By now hunger for don begin kill so many of those trial and error wanna be physicians. Mtchewwww

So how the strike go?

ITbomb: You are getting too curious, hope this is not personal

Bro, the question is personal, nothing to do with me.

I don't do men, 14 years is a long time to stay out of circulation.

Just saying

The University of Calabar - also known as UNICAL - is a university situated in Calabar, Cross River State, southeastern Nigeria. It is one of Nigerian's second generation universities. The University of Calabar was a campus of the University of Nigeria until 1975. The architecture was designed by John Elliott. It was established by decree to fulfill this traditional mandate, its motto “Knowledge for Service”.

The Vice Chancellor is Prof James Epoke. The Registrar is Dr. Mrs. Julia Omang. The University of Calabar was one of the foremost Nigerian Universities to automate students' registration processes through the College Portal,[1] and has taken a step further to automate her alumni relations which includes an online transcript request and processing first of its kind in the country.[2]

The male students are known as Malabites, while the female students are Malabresses. The male hostel is called Malabor. This was a result of challenges faced by the students at a time which coincided with the suffering experienced at Malabor by Nigerian deportees from Equatorial Guinea at that time(whose capital is Malabor)

A policeman just enters your car? What happened to the lock buttons? I may stop, we may discuss, you standing out there and me in my car, once the light changes again, i will drive off. Never entertain the police to enter your car, but if they ever do for some reason, take them to wherever you choose and strangle the person. You never invited the person into your car and therefore owe the person no obligation to drive him/her to the station.

Oyimzy: Obafemi Martins won the Major League Soccer’s player of the week award, in which he scored twice plus an assist.

He currently has 10 goals in MLS and 1 in US Open Cup.

Do you think he should be recalled to the Super Eagles?

YES. He should be recalled, alongside Kanu Nwankwo, Taribo West, Austin J.J. Okocha, Thunder Balogun, Adokie Amesiemeka and even Rashidi Yekini. Shebi una no get succession plan in Nigeria. Shameless people.

TVTKOKO: A wise man once said, and i quote
''vanity upon vanity''

I will rather be this 'vain'....

Baddestguyp: half of these facts are false. no offence

Do not make random comments. Which of them are untruths? Most if not all the information posted by OP are verifiable.

Olusanya333: If you are in the Spirit u will detect the lies they teach. My advice to you is you stop welcoming them rather start questioning them from the scripture and you will they won't come to you anymore. The Light shinneth and the darkness comprehend it not. I have questioned many and they end up saying "uhm" so dear question them and d Lord help u as He up us also.

Your solution is to stop welcoming them abi? When i see people like you, i realize how difficult or rather the zeal it takes for those guys to go knocking at people's doors. I just reviewed your profile and your pic and i was just shaking my head. If the people did not believe in the propriety of what they are doing, can someone, looking at you, condescend so low as to walk all the way to wherever in double hell you are staying to come and discuss anything with you.

Take a look at yourself again....SMH

[quote author=kokolet007][/quote]For more information about the Witnesses, direct people to WWW.JW.ORG

Answers can be read from that site.