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HARDDON:

1. YOUR FRIEND'S SISTER!

dont ever date your friend's sister(s)!

no matter how kul he takes it( not to annoy the sis if she is older, or if they are buddies), they aint ever happy with you! these drills acts as magnets to this category of gurls because u get to spend alota times with the fam and the brother go jisting them about your bravodo unwittingly when u are not arround, they just wano have you. start dying for u silently, you might not even notice it most times. cos you dont get to see them often, some times, some of them are so daring they just cant stop hold emselves! they start warming up to u. start calling even very late @ night, bringing u fud and showing general care secretly, behind their brother's back.

IF YOU ARE LIKE ME IN UNDERNEATH THE SHEET, DONT DO IT MEN. COS SHE WUD BE SO STUCK ON U!
dis is called betrayer of trust gee! and your friend, no matter how civilized and mature, cant take it wen u start dipping his kid sis. Put yourself in his shoes.

know why it hurts so much for you to start dating you friend's sis?

1) cos he knows all your other games and how u guys have been using and dumping other gurls, he feels you wano just hump his sis and count number with her! this aint kul menh! UNLESS OFCOS YOU WANO REALLY MARRY HER! THEN WITHOUT MUCH ADO, B4 HE KNOWS, PUT A RING ON IT! THAT WAY, HE WUD BE ALLAYED TECHNICALLY THAT IS.

2) Unless ofcos you are confortable in life, he wud think you aint worth his sis and wud just suffer the poor gurl even if your intention is genuine

3) friendship wud go south cos itz not everytin you wud tell each other again cos his sis is not involved. and he would begin to monitor your whole life! aint worth it mehn

5) how do you tell your own friend that you are dipping his sis huh? snitch! untrustworthy mallam


Dont lose friendship u've probably built for years because you cudnt tell where to and where not to slot your card!

i made this mistake long time ago, when i tot all meat is meat!
you wudnt bliv till date, dude isnt talking to me even though his sis is now married. i wasnt even invited!


to date her is some ish, to break up, you wud lose an arm and a leg., technically! lol
then she starts acting up cos she knows you cant break up with her, a lil cry to the brother's room, the next min, dude is at your door, on ur neck! mehn, save yourself the stress, learn from other's experience.

people have killed people cos of their sis b4, stabbed, maimed , dazed. aint worth it

HARDDON:
As much as we advise u chose from 1 or 2 or even 3

There are so many Ladies from category one n two that u shouldnt roll with. To avoid alot of aches n drama

1. YOUR FRIEND'S SISTER!

dont ever date your friend's sister(s)!

no matter how kul he takes it( not to annoy the sis if she is older, or if they are buddies), they aint ever happy with you! these drills acts as magnets to this category of gurls because u get to spend alota times with the fam and the brother go jisting them about your bravodo unwittingly when u are not arround, they just wano have you. start dying for u silently, you might not even notice it most times. cos you dont get to see them often, some times, some of them are so daring they just cant hold emselves! they start warming up to u. start calling even very late @ night, bringing u fud and showing general care secretly, behind their brother's back.

IF YOU ARE LIKE ME UNDERNEATH THE SHEET, DONT DO IT MEN. COS SHE WUD BE SO STUCK ON U!
dis is called betrayer of trust gee! and your friend, no matter how civilized and mature, cant take it wen u start dipping his kid sis. Put yourself in his shoes.

know why it hurts so much for you to start dating you friend's sis?

1) cos he knows all your other games and how u guys have been using and dumping other gurls, he feels you wano just hump his sis and count number with her! this aint kul menh! UNLESS OFCOS YOU WANO REALLY MARRY HER! THEN WITHOUT MUCH ADO, B4 HE KNOWS, PUT A RING ON IT! THAT WAY, HE WUD BE ALLAYED TECHNICALLY THAT IS.

2) Unless ofcos you are confortable in life, he wud think you aint worth his sis and wud just suffer the poor gurl even if your intention is genuine

3) friendship wud go south cos itz not everytin you wud tell each other again cos his sis is now involved. and he would begin to monitor your whole life! aint worth it mehn

5) how do you tell your own friend that you are dipping his sis huh? snitch! untrustworthy mallam


Dont lose friendship u've probably built for years because you cudnt tell where to and where not to slot your sim!

@ Ustec

I noticed sometin abt some f ur punchlines.
used it online on some random girls dat looks lyk runs girls nd d freaks(d hot ones)...the moment I throw it out,they got hooked nd dropd dea digits witout much sweat....
kept me wondering,...Wat do u think about that?

what do i think about what? the gurls or the surprise the "launch" lines drew?

@ Ustec

1st class student! seems u hv suffered alot in the hands of these beautiful dolls in time past

i admire your dedication, knowledge extrapolation and drill field testing and evolving touch you give to each drill ounce....
you really wano fulfill you words of been a Master Chief! lol,

but no matter how many cloths a child have, he cant have as many rags as his Dad!

to your gurl Q, she is a perfect one!

she not only wants to test you( if you are really worth your fun jab balls or just faking it) and put u off balance, but she is also keeping her own end of the rope tensed. very gud breeding ground for hook lines and murder fun spins.

her: lol, you funny, whoz the cute guy?

me: oh common, do you need periscope? Look @ them sexy, full, pepper red lips, them broad shoulders, 10 packs tucked in my shirt, my alluring eyes, huge chest, romantic legs and hands that can perform wonders in touch.... this is a picture perfect rep of TDH, gurl and you couldnt miss it

HARDDON:
As liljboy said
1. Good girl ....church girl ( 3 types: the true ones, the repented pretenders n d unrepented pretenders)
(More about these in blog )


2. naughty but reserved and naughty ,really naughty


4. freaky ( two sets) partai like mad, but dont smoke, drinks( the other partai , drink, ready to get down @ d right price but dont stand on d road)

5. Cheap Ones
a. Runs gurls......mostly college baes, bankers etc. Go to sch/work during d day, Hang out in clubs @ night. Buy one botle of small magic moment wit 1 coke n drink it tru d 9t until a pry comes calling.. their eida go home wit chu or hv a bunk arnd.... charges btw: 3k-30k depending on d guy involved n whether or not , home service. They dont mind standing on d road if inside isnt favouring


b. Prostitutes( dont stand on road, got home offices where they operate from, service mostly politicians, always on the move, flies alot.
c. Ashi*s...... of d bunch, the blow for 5hun


We've advised yall to aviod n0 5 ladies


These are the general categories of ladies out there

Nonetheless, number 1 n 2 are the crux of this Drill Nugget 13

As much as we advise u chose from 1 or 2 or even 3

There are so many Ladies from category one n two that u shouldnt roll with. To avoid alot of aches n drama

Ustec:
Go to page*7*
kick start ur GAME from there...!

Oga HARDDON
I hail o...
howfa about EROS SIGNATURE na....lol

#Ouch u! Dont u eva forget sometin?

HARDDON:
There are different categories of gurls n itz not all la them u can date;

As liljboy said
1. Good girl ....church girl ( 3 types: the true ones, the repented pretenders n d unrepented pretenders)
(More about these in blog )


2. naughty but reserved and naughty ,really naughty


4. freaky ( two sets) partai like mad, but dont smoke, drinks( the other partai , drink, ready to get down @ d right price but dont stand on d road)

5. Cheap Ones
a. Runs gurls......mostly college baes, bankers etc. Go to sch/work during d day, Hang out in clubs @ night. Buy one botle of small magic moment wit 1 coke n drink it tru d 9t until a pry comes calling.. their eida go home wit chu or hv a bunk arnd.... charges btw: 3k-30k depending on d guy involved n whether or not , home service. They dont mind standing on d road if inside isnt favouring


b. Prostitutes( dont stand on road, got home offices where they operate from, service mostly politicians, always on the move, flies alot.
c. Ashi*s...... of d bunch, the blow for 5hun


We've advised yall to aviod n0 5 ladies


These are the general categories of ladies out there

Nonetheless, number 1 n 2 are the crux of this Drill Nugget 13

Jaydenjohnson:
dats very very immature... very childish

that was the best move! how can da boss turn a gate guy over night and u are advising him to accept his fate and do the gate guy ish? gee!!!??

You werent born a second fiddle! KNOW YOUR WORTH. aCT YOUR WORTH

newyorks:
she njoys ur chattin skills and ur torelance.maybe u are good at polishin heartbroken ladies.

Title for people like this is EXTRA SPECIAL NICE GUY!

the problem with them is that the bada guys be gehin them gurls, they be languishing acting Councillor, ass bf, hoping that somehow, a lil crumb fall from them bada tables!

Lawlahdey:
Fine boy

once upon a time
i dotted and dabbed on a virtually popped plain
converting coarse canvas into sublime piece of perfection even the gods drool on
About the cloak of mortality donned by a soul that tosses and ebbs like da sea wave
then suddenly, like knife tru butter, like ghost tru fog
it disappeared, evaporated with the easy grace of a leopard

just blank

yea, i know, this is not for normal consumption
so stress not ur mortal mind

hazard1759:
HARDDON So after about a week, she finally called twice but i didnt answer... Then this text followed. I've not replied her, pls whats d next step?
Cc Ustec

what you should know about a lady that has youR mumu button previously and suddenly noticed you have been getting medication and u have been ignoring her is that they get so worried if another woman have been the one giving you medication or you just got tired of hanging around. this is when they start missing you(getting a lil worried), and wud wait a while , then call you. they know u cant see their call and ignore, ofcos they own you ! immediately you take the call, it shows u havent strayed. they wud form vex so u can apologize for having not called all along. her lil worries are allayed wen u do that.

but if you dont take, her lil worry grow into concern. she would dail and dail. if you maintain your lane and ignore her, she would start sending messages on diff platforms. if you are some1 she really cared about, now she would be terrified.
she would try to contact you physically if you ignore her mgs still.

like you didnt read my earlier reply?

save us the stress and digest the thread, we have dealt extensively with this particular case. yea, i know that adrenaline cruising tru ur veins right now. the urge to just call and express ur needy ways again......

what is she comes knocking @ ur door physically and you have no time to msg us so we can walk u tru the next step?

the magic is not in calling or in messages when she knows where u are living, the magic is in when she takes the pain to locate u, whether in the office or @ home.

dont kill the fun b4 it even begins!

she wud send another msg soon. if u dont reply this, thereafter, calls....

just like u were doing.... remember?

HARDDON:
Up Next in hawt succession:

DRILL NUGGET 13:

Who To Date & Who not To Date....

Is there any Lady group of lady you cant date?

Are all types of ladies " Date able "??

There are different categories of gurls n itz not all la them u can date;

magikalz:
Boss Harddon, I need some suggestions from you. Believe me, this shiit is urgent. I need to act fast.

Uve made some terrible mistakes:

1) u bought the lie that she is a student n therefore, u always do the callin. Huge mistake. She got u cornered here. Property of a nice guy

2) uve been throwing ur other ish on her face yet u guys attached dating tag to ur bonding, bliv me, no one has d monopoly of gaming. We told u to live not PLAY GAMES WITH GURLS!
This is why u guys had a roll. She let it slide momentarily, made u feel all was well so that u can give her her tp without slashing it.

She got back to her base, n decided enuf was enuf. Probably decided to promote or show off one maga to spike, spite u, make u jelo, she lap up n jeer @ ur calls. N u r falling for it!
Now where is u Mr Sendless ?

Solution?

Hold unto d small self respect left n ignore her! U r sounding so desperate.
Go to places u r celebrated instead of places u r ignored n bathed in shame!


How can u be calling a gurl, she aint taking n u keep calling? Gee?!

magikalz:
Well, it seems nobody really knows it all. A recently drama is unfolding in my love life right now. I'mgood with the ladies and have several of them on queue but thing is there's one I take seriously more than the rest.
She visited a weekend ago and as usual we had our mix of loving, quarreling and fighting and making up. She left on Monday and I felt all was well. I do most of the calling cos she's a student. I called her later that Monday eve and on Tuesday, she sounded somehow dry on the phone. On Wednesday, I called as usual only for her not to pick. Lately, she's been complaining alot, I don't take her seriously, I make her feel insecure, I don't show her enough care bla bla bla.
Truly I love her but I no dey send her really most times....of late, I noticed she will be online on Whatsapp till late yet she won't even chat me up. I don't chat her up sometimes too. From that Wednesday that she didn't pick till date, she's neither returned my calls or called on her own.
I entered Facebook two days back and saw several pics of her and one niqqa, she tagged it 'paddy mi ' . I still haven't responded to that bait or called her again. It seems we are at a stalemate. I suspect she might be facking this nigga already but I need to make a move soon. The Alpha in me is telling me to ignore and forget her, the wuss in me is telling me to confront her. I have several other babes but poosi is not my problem, I love this babe and I'm not sure which action to take. Oga, Harddon and other wise gentlemen, I need your words now Biko.

Cc Harddon, NLjona, Lordzero, liljboy

This is why I dated two sister, @ same period, a long time ago!

Forming hard to get /don /SENDLESS without a balancing dose aint so gud!

What if i tell u that on rare occasions i have had to carry a lady to d rest room n given her, her bath?

Yea, u read that right. I mean: she knocked, i opened, we hugged, She dropped her bag, sat down n was on small talks, i made iced smoothie( banana, pineapple n cucumba), gave her while i made fun of how Hot she looks( yea, we had been chatting dirty) , n wen she was tru wit d drink, told her to stand up, close her eyes , raise her hands up( lol), she did, however wit a quzzical eye, like a puppy looking for ur bone, i pull her top off, brought down her skirt, she was smilin sheepishly, wondering, anticipatin my next move, ran my hands from her hair tru her cheeks, down to inbtw d front headlamps, made to hug her, traced d bra line to d hook n opps! It came off, she stifled, i left it hanging there. Didnt even touch her boobs.
I dropped her panties, she made to object, buh i told her to relax, that i wano surprise her. Wit d panties off, told her she can now drop her hands. Buh wit eyes still closed, i let d bra lose out. As she cupped her shy bo0bs. That was wen, without warning, i picked her up n made for d rest room! ......... to cut it short, i bathed her but not without making her laugh. I made fun of her nipples that wudnt stop staring @ me, her dreaming eyes that wudnt let my jrod rest, her quaking body @ d Scrub of my hands! Etc!
One still says: that was her best moment wit any guy!

See? Sendless cud come in so many forms. All those fun i was poking, were sendless even though she was laughing. It takes sendless somebody to make fun of a lady's body or d fact that she wants him so badly!

I have had to pause in the middle of a pluging moment to tell her: "babes the way u r moaning @ every stroke of the idiotic guy down there, please give me a sign wen u r about cuming so i can muff ur mouth wit pillow if not, the whole street wud hear it! she thoundered in laughter n spanked my bum. Need i say it was explosive?
That is a sendless statement!


That u wano SENDLESS does not mean u wud turn an unromantic str8t faced, hard bone, hardcore Jerk Whose only moment of mildness is found wen he is drilling

Nairaboi:
This one is a big shit i think might just get me carried away. Am attracted in a very special way to this woman(she is married) has a baby boy for the hubby, she is really into me, but i don't know if towing the line of a married woman is advisable? One fay i sent her a text "how are you doing sweetheart, don't know why you hate me this much, but just know that you are always on my mind. She now replied "Haba! anyone who said i hate you is a liar,wished she met me before she got married".
if i don't call her within two days, she will buzz my phone and say i have forgotten her. I have never really contemplated having "body contact" with her. What am i suppose to do to break her defenses, and how do i go about such a task(based on married young lady parole)

Cc.HARDDON
OKWYPASCAL
OBIOMON
NLJONA
LORDZERO
USTEC et al all the bosses. . .

As much as stolen waters tastes sweeter, not this mehn!

U got to FLEEEEE with 4 legs!

I dont need to tell u d very sad storry about my brought up that wudnt listen to voice of reason.

I aint just telling u to flee, here r some of d many -tive reasons

1) it can be crazy fun @ d beginning, expecially wen she is blowing cash on u n taking to the "poshest" of places beyond ur wild imagination! U giving her multiple orgasm n it just feels like she made d mistake of her life marrying d husby.

Unfirtunately, she wud start losing it @ home. Getting distracted wit ur tot n calls. Even d most carefree husby wud take note . The wise men wudnt bother her, he wud trail her n fish u out!
The rest is beta imagined. Assasins r real gee.

2) What God has joined, let no man put asunder. Needs no ecplaination

3) even if u get away wit it, ur conscient wudnt let u be.

Note:
She might come to u wit complains of how d husby hasnt touhed her for months just to put u online, how he doesnt hv her time, how he sleeps wit other gurls. How Hot she feels!
Gee, run for dear life!
U r not an assistant husby !

I know, from past experience, u might ignore these voices of reason n go ahead wit whatz already brewing in ur mind, but do know that: it never ends well.

Even d rude Mafia Manager admonishes: not to touch another man's wify!

A word they say is enuf for d wise.

okwypascal:
how far, Oga boss I need confidence help, one gal jus blast me for our class GC. men my rep is at stake, what's the way forward

ur cross gee

Ustec:
think they are all dat.able depending on what the guy want...
EXCEPT,maybe the MARRIED ones that are happy in it...

Married? Api or not, keep ur jrod off

Amaterasu:
Noted, thanks for ur response.
But the issue is: right now I am not looking for a woman that will give me sex, my goal is to get a relationship with commitment started, I mistakenly thought I saw something like that in her at first (i.e a lady which such standard of discipline for herself)which is why I am a bit disappointed so just try and understand me bro, otherwise I know what to do.

Most times, luv comes in this sexy lust pack! N d ribbon is quickly untied!
Hope u fathom that.

U did murder her with that wrong move.
And gone, she may have.
It was a rude shock.
She cud hv interpreted it like u have a gurl u dont wano cheat on. Or u r dead down below, or u dont know jack about how to ro ro a woman

She might come arround sometime later, right now, u got to stop callin

Amaterasu:
I need help guys.This is my story
I met this girl who is a bit "churchy" like 4months ago.On a serious note she is not the kind of person I ever thought of make sexual moves on b4 marriage but I ve been applying some of the drills here on her, getting good results but something dramatic happened the last time she visited my house to say good bye as she is moving out of town

We were gisting on my bed resting a bit on me, to my greatest surprise this church girl started making subtle moves with her hands on me b/c I was not expecting this from her, I was a bit slow to decode her signals but to cut long story short... REGGAE turn BLUES.....this girl was moaning like she has been sex starved for years making moves that kept me speechless....On a serious note I didnt expect it from her. I decided to apply a drill I learnt here, I stopped hand twice as she moved it towards my "machine gun" then I finally stopped the romance, withdrew, went to the bathroom to wash my mouth and face, I came back sat on the bed and started operating my phone.Guys, she was so ashamed (maybe I shouldnt ve done it) she could not raise her face up, she laid down for some time got up, picked her bag and was going out without saying one word to me.I met her outside trying to talk to her but she said why am I saying sorry that she just wants to go home.

I sent her this test afterwards: I was not jst ready for it, I didnt mean to hurt you.

When I gave her a call some minutes later, she told me she cant say anything now that she just wants to recover herself and I said I would call later.This all happened yesterday, I gave her 3 missed calls this morning to see if she has travelled, no response, infact she busy the last call. GUYS I need advice, hope I didnt over stretch the drill.

CC: HARDDON and my guys here

#ouch!

Do u know how shy women can be? Do u know how irtitating it is to them when u rudely turn them down?

The whole essence of these drill n d kul u wears off easily n u come off as a joke jerk.

#Ouch!

LordZero:
[color=#E42217][b]"You don't know how to talk, u r authoritative, talk with correct mannerisms" .. She's testing u, she wanna know if you're faking it or that's the real you. She wants to see if you'll change and hand over ur balls...

"She's really hot and I need to get her".....With this thought in ur head, u are going to mess up very soon cos you are desperate to have her. You start backing down, changing anytime she complains and in the end become clingy and needy. You know what happens next..... Fzone.

You are doing great already. Don't be straight out insultive. There is a difference between being humorous/funny and being insultive. ..

"I wanted to chat with her last Friday but the place was not conducive enough so she shifted it to Monday"... Don't let her set the terms and conditions man, when Monday comes,ignore her and chat/talk to her at your own convenient time..

.. Hold your frame, don't go all mr nice guy on her when next u talk or ur balls are gone..[/b][/color]

cudnt hv said it any better!
She is taking him for a control spin.
Bend to her, get fzoned.

Oyind17:
kilode?

In english?

Mobdro men, which channel is shoeing this?

Oyind17:
OK, I love you and will always do. Hope u understand?

Davidblen:
I smell Draw soup

In ur dreams

NOthing but d 3points wud suffice!

N judging by d formation, easy walk in d park

Blood Remains Red

3:0

Wrong question:
It shld rather read:
Why do gurls luv their dad more n guys luv their momma more

Didnt know lawyers can be dis daft too! So in thier myopic minds, pdp wud bring a witness that they werent sure voted?


Beginning of the end for apc in Edo!

PSeudo governor be pissin in his pants now!

What a resounding double slap on efcc!

Now they can go n die!

If God for us who can be.......
EFcc knows d rest

When u find a lady that keeps u on ur toes n adds value to ur lyf, not som puss puss, u wud grow

Till den, u r a wanderer

FIrst Find( discover d real ) You.

Then finding a wify becomes very easy

Human kangaroo!

just hoping left

NinaArsenal:
Miyonse abeg make dem evict you. Soma is a cool dude, same with Efe

Razz , "piginful", wack efe.

Have u seen him flow kul ever b4?