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Oluwaseyi456:
U don invite falani herdsmen again,, people of DAT community should run for their lives

sweettease:
I can't think of an intelligent reply for your meme and emoji right now so I'm just going to tell you what it is, which is I can't think of an intelligent reply for this right now

sweettease:
I and my phone are in a relationship and I don't kiss and tell

darbeelicous:
Hey pals, I'm Debbie, I'm desperately looking for friends, believe me im the friendly type but really finding it hard to make friends close to me maybe cause im always kinda busy its been a while I relocated to owerri, imo state. anyone who base here, and ready to make a new friend is free to chat me up both male and female. Abeg boredome yaff finished me!
P.S- im not seeking for a relationship o.

solomix10:
lolss ,.. We dare not get rid of u when we haven't got a pinch Of ur wisdom...aren't close to u ....
Ride ON BOSs

Kalatium:
You said
*Cant we just live , eat, play n hv fun without admitting ish? Why do we need to evn admit ish or profess fvcks?*
One should never admit his feelings

Kalatium:
Noted

peterpen:
Hello, HARDDON, happy Sunday, remember that churchy girl, after solomg of not communicating or calling her, she called me yesterday evening buh i ignored the call, should i call her this evening or just forget about her completely.........

solomix10:
Nooo way BOSS ...**blocks way aimin RPG** u goin NOwhere until u save dem folks fram dippin toes in shit..
Move an inch BoSS den u give me no other option to launch...jst joking

Kalatium:
@Harddon

I have recently met this girl on campus. She is a nice extremely pretty girl , although shy. I successfully applied your Drills on the girl and this girl is falling 4 me.
She even told her friend that she likes me and everything, but she hasn't really had too much experience in dating.

I realised that she was too shy to admit her feelings . I'm giving it a second thought, although u have always insisted that we allow the girl to admit it first.

MY question is...
Are there exceptions to this rule?
Would it be ok to admit it to her first in this situation?
Want to know ur opinion though

okwypascal:
guy u suppose get me, u know how studying law in a naija uni can be, jus want to hang my boot for sometime and face book.
if i face woman, my books would suffer, both can go together. so right now my plan is jus to have one Bae (tho that one go too hard), at least can easily manage one sendlessly and still make good grades.
But right now ehn, boss harddon and fellow gees ur advise is needed on how to combine both

SirWere:
This sounds like one of HARDDON's dating drills..

Adasun:
omoo i knw sey na plenty dot full register for me o




am back for gud joor



dat guy dat want to use dis drill in geting another man's wife's nunu,na ur death u dey find o,in short make ur left balls break if u try am.




no dulling ,
boss harddon longest tym sha.i most said u really enter hand in da past o.



So any gbege,dat ur gal go report u to her brotherlols,



[b]how u take escape na because dat relationship pass krikri o



KKK forget am laughing but seriously,ur friend no punch u because of her sister? [/b]

okwypascal:
she is actually a bitch, not the churchy gal I took her for, trying to show that she is not a gal that gives in easily, I almost forced myself to love this gal.
But boss this gals bday was yesterday, promised to take her to domino with some friends on Saturday due to the fact that Thursdays we do have serious lectures. wanted to jus spend money man, ordered this cool present from Jumia. wanted to jus build my mansion in her and continue with side chicks.
gees in the house can u bliv what I saw today, her friend way don dey eye me called me out to show me a video. saw this gal celebrating her bday with another guy, she even kissed this guy. boss as per bad guy I lockup and started smiling(remembering the head way I collect the previous night, omo see nemesis).
boss as at now av blocked her on all medias, deleted her contact and not picking her calls. boss hope it the right move

NevetsIbot:
with the way this anti-bot speaks, I won't be surprised when it starts stealing girls off hardons hands

NevetsIbot:
I knew at once that this was hardon.

NaijaSlate:
Stop wasting time with the guy that shuts you out when he’s in a shitty mood, even if it has nothing to do with you. The guy that will walk past you like you’re a ghost and give you one-word answers, like you’re nothing to him, even though he acted like you were everything yesterday when his day was going well.

Stop wasting time with the guy that had a nasty ex-girlfriend and takes it out on you, even though you aren’t anything like her. The guy that plays the victim act, that acts like he’s damaged, and repays your kindness by telling you he has too much baggage from his last relationship, that he’s not ready to let anyone else inside.

Stop wasting time with the guy that makes you wonder if your phone is malfunctioning, because you haven’t gotten a text back from him yet, even though you messaged him two hours ago and you can see that he’s been active on Facebook over the last twenty minutes.

Stop wasting time with the guy that can’t keep his stories straight. The guy that must be lying to you, because he gives you different ‘facts’ whenever you talk to him and then swears that you must be remembering wrong. He tries to convince you that you’re the crazy one.

Stop wasting time with the guy that calls you two, three, four times when he wants to see you, because he won’t take no for an option. The guy that does a complete 180 when you initiate contact by ignoring every one of your texts, because he only cares about what he wants in the moment.

Stop wasting time with the guy that only posts party photos on Instagram with a red cup in his hand, the guy that brags about how much he can chug without blacking out, the guy that only contacts you when he’s already five beers deep.

Stop wasting time with the guy that acts like you’re committing a sin whenever you mention another boy, even though he posts selfies with his arms around strangers and interrupts your conversation to check his beeping phone that you know has pretty girls on the other line.

Stop wasting time with the guy that looks into the mirror to check his hair more than he looks into your eyes, because he’s more concerned with the way the world views him than the way that you view him. The guy that knows he’s hot and relies on his looks to get him through life.

Stop wasting time with the guy that doesn’t seem to care whether you stay in his life or not. The guy that makes you stay up when you should be sleeping, replaying your day to try to figure out whether he likes you or not — whether he cares or not.

Stop it. Because you deserve so much more than that guy.

http://naijaslate.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=34

HARDDON:

THE CONTEMPT

then there is the other lil issue of SEEING FINISH!
as much as i hate flowing crude, this one drives home this point

when a gurl has seen u in to to, u become boring. she becomes unruly, loud and uncaring.
never get to that point in your life where everytin now seem stagnant! always look to spice tins up whether in your private life, dating life, marriage or .....

Ustec:
LOL
U cant compare a student to a Prof. na..
Tot i was ryt!

HARDDON:
THE DRAMA

1. you cant have any other lady over! even if she is just your friend! she monitors your daily life, no space and stifles the once blooming emotions
here is a friend's story back in Uni: he fell prey to this kinda In-Blowing lady, unfortunately, a warri one. one weekend, having spent the whole day @ home with her, he decided to clear his by taking a walk while she filter's beans for dinner! He luckily, as it seemed, ran into a 9ner, switched on his swags and they were laughing away. only for his in-blowing gurl to trace him down and told him to go and check the beans that was boiling @ home! #ouch! that was how he lost,,,,,,,


2. U practically have no ME-alone time. she be up in your face and ur space. Boring

3. Your friends code name you: the married Man!

these and many more

HARDDON:
what if she is really your kinda woman , you really want for keeps? kul, go ahead, buh soon, u'd be bored stiff

know why you shouldnt date these types? Drama! n Contempt

Ustec:
lol
i was just too nice!,.
They knew am just a normal average guy who tot he is in control,but has no clue about d game,...so they use it 2 dea advantage....i was always @ dea beck n call....though dey wea always attracted 2 me...i guez da was i y i dont rily spend much,..

Thanks for the response!
Is it Too Damn Hot or tall dark nd handsome!(lol)

okwypascal:
Oga harddon and my fellow gees
I started dating this gal two weeks now and tbh na sex after marriage[b] (accepted that).[/b] But jus yesterday I attempted to kiss this gal, see the kind of resounding STOP I got, me sef start to dey shame.
But the thing be say she loves me due to her actions but me I still dey use one eye like am. since yesterday, she she has been calling, me sef am now pitying her. but thing be say she's not ready to change her stand.

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 13:

Who To Date & Who not To Date....

NUMBER 2: NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR

There is something so enticing and hugely tempting about this category; they are readily available for rumps, fix you assorted food, they wash their cloth and yours, clean the house and oh my, maim your minds! the only issue is, most times, they aint really our kinder specs! most times, we dont plan it, it just happens(there you were on ur bday, you just broke up with your gf some months ago, n she been eyeing you,she baked you cake, wow, u had a lil get together, everybody drank n danced, she help fix up fud et all, what a nice neigbour. then porry over with every1 gone, she was too drunk to cross over to her own side of the compound, u were too hY to even let her go, u guys danced the more and she rocked you, caution to dah windsl, in a flash, she was ontop of you rolling it! oh shoot!) and b4 you knew it, you had it again another day( mehn, she gwuuud!), and again.........u woke up one sunday, with her asleep by your side and you realised, u never really digged her person nor her swags, but hey now, u are neck deep in! everytime u try to bail, she comes with another classic style of horizontal tangling! u stuck!

this is why we advise that the first tin you need to conquer as a man is not the world but your ROYAL D1CK! once you can tame it like you tame a mix breed of rott n bul mastiff , then you can now talk about conquering the world!

Just like experienced married folks always advise you that if you wano change the world, do it when you are single, cos wen you are married, they say u cant even change a tv channel let alone the world! *( how about that for comic relief?) I dont bliv that though

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 13:

Who To Date & Who not To Date....

NUMBER 2: NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR