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Xiadnat:
This statement is only partially correct. Relationships takes effort. Happy and fulfilled ones take work. If you just want ."blah..so-so, managing" relationship, then yes, it is effortless.

Food for thought.

Yea , sure! What iF i just wano fold my hands whie she is doing all d luvin?



@ op, you must hv real strugled to mill this . Yet in summary, u ended up with just a point: BE YOU ALWAYS

HARDDON:
Fun Time Out..... Fun Lounge !

all drills without fun make Jake a Jacka33


Due To Popular Demand, I will be dropping loads of hookup fun convo, just like a use alot!

While you go tru them, there are a couple of things you should take note of, modify, improve upon and deploy.

1. Note how i start off every convo. what i used to stroll into the scene.
2. How i read her reply and respond with another killer line. this would help you keep the fun flow going without running outa steam
3. How to Drop a LON, get the digits or drop mine or not( cos i know i would see her again) and get out
we are always in a hurry. Bizness is waiting and she be taking our time
etc

We wud paint different Circumstance guys meet gurls, then the full convo I wud hv in such situations . N how to get d digits quickly without baiting an eyelid.

WE are in a HURRY.

Serious biz is waiting

Fun Time Out..... Fun Lounge !

all drills without fun make Jake a Jacka33


Due To Popular Demand, I will be dropping loads of hookup fun convo, just like a use alot!

While you go tru them, there are a couple of things you should take note of, modify, improve upon and deploy.

1. Note how i start off every convo. what i used to stroll into the scene.
2. How i read her reply and respond with another killer line. this would help you keep the fun flow going without running outa steam
3. How to Drop a LON, get the digits or drop mine or not( cos i know i would see her again) and get out
we are always in a hurry. Bizness is waiting and she be taking our time
etc

what with the tongue? is that for nigerians?

what with the tongue?
is that for Nigerians?

gedidiah:
Lawyer, Pastor and politician.

what a combo!

which government is as corrupt as this?
which government is as wicked and insensitive as this?
which government is as biased and clueless as this?


wrap ur head in shame Vp, History neva forgets, unfortunately, you bonded with some1 with a penchant for backward instead of forward flow.

your names, when mentioned here on, are synonymous to lack, want, high powered corruption pains, recession, Herdsmen rapage, christian bloodshed and the likes. You know that feeling u get when Adolf Hitler is mentioned? well

best couple dance @ 0.35secs and spread tru out
they king it, they Queen it! dope couple!

that boo change is even a lie!

you guys come with an empty purse n empty stomach with lots of appetite, make ups and smiles and a HUGE Declaration of LUV

you need not stress much!

Recession would naturally use their own demonic brooms to sweep them back to their kunu sipping forests!

Where is that man that is true, that can take this country to the next phase?

quick wit, versed, succinct, humorously firm, Intelligent !

a medal for the man behind that handle

sweettease:
Wasted MB

U now run a store off here? Or did s1 take a cue from me n birth another moniker?

since fg, with all the human resources at her disposal, cant form a think tank and think ways out of this quagmire, let her be ready to take over much more!

this is where Nigerians would cry; Bring Back our corruption!

NameChecker:
Abegi don't pour aggression on me o!
If the country is not favouring you, you better migrate

Anger? puleez!
the Country is very much in my royal favour. there are people that dont operate with your local currencies and thought patterns; does that make one ignore the fact that millions out there are suffering and cant eat? does that make one forget those committing suicide daily cos that cant take it no more?

does that make one ignore the fact that fud stuffs are a luxury to millions out there??
there must be something terribly wrong! how can one man take over the seat of power of a once prosperous country 2ce , and 2ce sink it?

NameChecker:
At the end of the day, your protests will have the same result with those
idiots who trekked from Lagos to Abuja

should you be ashamed mentioning the bolded
?

the only thing apc would be remembered for, is the long distance(poverty trek) some deranged souls embanked on
the hardship the uninformed went tru
the evil apc brought tru blood shed

madridguy:
MESSIAH

Aiit,

have you checked the dollar price as of today?
how about common basic food stuffs prices?

may this your messiah reign supreme in your family.

this is just the beginning!

many more protests lie in wait!

the lion in Nigerians just got awakened.

because they have no positive economic agenda for the country, they envisaged lots of protest and bashing, in order to put a check to these, they did shoot at and killed lot of protesters in time past, that didnt deter men.
they tried to gag our social media mouth, that failed too!

now the masses are out in full flow..... this is just the beginning

madridguy:
PDP IS DEAD AND BURIED. NEVER AGAIN WILL THE SATANIC PARTY RULE US AGAIN.

if pdp is satanic, what should we call Apc?

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 13:
Who To Date & Who not To Date....

NUMBER 6: MARRIED EX/WOMEN !

Married Exes are one of d most difficult temptation to deal with if u dont have principles.
Itz even worse wen u r d one that D'ved dem n dier husby cant handle them d way u used to

U disvirgined her with heavy n hard pounding on costantly flipping, u pick em up from d bed n u suspend dem on air while they bounce along, then husby comes with slow n steady misdionary that lasts 5mins tops!
N since they got married, they havent experience what it feels like to cUm, unlike how u drive her to d clouds like 3-6times every round.

What do u think wud happen? She'd subtly contact u.
Subtly get angry u just 4got her n have u appologise,
Subtly arrange to meet , she wano tell u sometin....

N b4 u realize, she is subtly riding away ontop of u n pouring those useless cUm on u!

All married women respond to this drills swiftly!
Cos most of them r in dat stage in their marriage , they cud use a lil spark!
Dont spin web wit em, avoid them. Dont use them as target practice nida! U might practice more than u bargaind 4

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 13:
Who To Date & Who not To Date....

NUMBER 6: MARRIED EX/WOMEN !

Married Exes are one of d most difficult temptation to deal with if u dont have principles.
Itz even worse wen u r d one that D'ved dem n dier husby cant handle them d way u used to

U disvirgined her with heavy n hard pounding on costantly flipping, u pick em up from d bed n u suspend dem on air while they bounce along, then husby comes with slow n steady misdionary that lasts 5mins tops!
N since they got married, they havent experience what it feels like to cUm, unlike how u drive her to d clouds like 3-6times every round.

What do u think wud happen? She'd subtly contact u.
Subtly get angry u just 4got her n have u appologise,
Subtly arrange to meet , she wano tell u sometin....

N b4 u realize, she is subtly riding away ontop of u n pouring those useless cUm on u!

If u give these kind an inch, they wud take d whole!
Know why? They know ur weak spot from ur times together, know how to seduce u.
Run! Brother!! Run!!!

DRILL NUGGET 13:
Who To Date & Who not To Date....

NUMBER 6: MARRIED EX/WOMEN !

Married Exes are one of d most difficult temptation to deal with if u dont have principles.
Itz even worse wen u r d one that D'ved dem n dier husby cant handle them d way u used to

U disvirgined her with heavy n hard pounding on costantly flipping, u pick em up from d bed n u suspend dem on air while they bounce along, then husby comes with slow n steady misdionary that lasts 5mins tops!
N since they got married, they havent experience what it feels like to cUm, unlike how u drive her to d clouds like 3-6times every round.

What do u think wud happen? She'd subtly contact u.
Subtly get angry u just 4got her n have u appologise,
Subtly arrange to meet , she wano tell u sometin....

N b4 u realize, she is subtly riding away ontop of u n pouring those useless cUm on u!

DRILL NUGGET 13:
Who To Date & Who not To Date....

NUMBER 5: YOUR MAIN GIRL'S FRIEND/ WIFY'S FRIEND !


We all crave respect n as d saying goes, aint no fury as that of a scorned woman!
Dont date her friends! It always back fires! Dont date her sister!
Oh well , some1 wud wano ask me: buh u dated two sisters?
Yea sure! But that was a one off n the kid sister was crazily secretive!
N i had both wrapped. If u know what i mean.


One thing u should know is that as u evolve n d real u balls tru, u wud natually attract lota women.
N the best group that can get stung on u, r her sisters n close friends!
Some wud subtly be making passes, some wud steal ur numba frm her phn n call u pretending to ask after her that her line isnt going!
Some wud corner u n with hYness, tell u dey dig u, dont u dare fall for em.
Respect is Reciprocal!
Dont do things n rub on that homely , loving n loyal lady's face....

DRILL NUGGET 13:
Who To Date & Who not To Date....

NUMBER 5: YOUR MAIN GIRL'S FRIEND/ WIFY'S FRIEND !


We all crave respect n as d saying goes, aint no fury as that of a scorned woman!
Dont date her friends! It always back fires! Dont date her sister!
Oh well , some1 wud wano ask me: buh u dated two sisters?
Yea sure! But that was a one off n the kid sister was crazily secretive!
N i had both wrapped. If u know what i mean.


One thing u should know is that as u evolve n d real u balls tru, u wud natually attract lota women.
N the best group that can get stung on u, r her sisters n close friends!
Some wud subtly be making passes, some wud steal ur numba frm her phn n call u pretending to ask after her that her line isnt going!
Some wud corner u n with hYness, tell u dey dig u, dont u dare fall for em.
Respect is Reciprocal!
Dont do things n rub on the face of that homely , loving n loyal lady.

DRILL NUGGET 13:
Who To Date & Who not To Date....

NUMBER 5: YOUR MAIN GIRL'S FRIEND/ WIFY'S FRIEND !

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Kalatium:
Does this also applies to coursemates/classmates?

Yips!

All these people are meant to be ur target practice.

Wen they know u dont send them, 1 or 2 or 3 maybe 4 might just come home to roast. Mutual consent, 1 off!

But i wouldnt trust u to keep it together thereafter. U always wano profess.....

DRILL NUGGET 13:
Who To Date & Who not To Date....

NUMBER 4: YOUR UNMARRIED FEMALE BOSS !

Unless ofcos she is ur kinda woman n u wudnt hv no qualms settling down wit her! But the odds stacked against u here , is magnanimous! U might just become a pus3Sy husby whose wify dictates life to!


Having rolled wit bosses of other guys, i make bold to tell u this, dont date ur single female bosses ! Oh bliv me, she'd spoil u n muddle ur thinking faculty! Corrupt ur brain cells n swiftly collect ur balls without blinking.

On no account should she see u wit another gurl. She wudnt mind embarasing u to drive home that point.
U r a toyboy tom tom

Drop in on u without notice.
@ d beginning, it would be fun! With d gifts , free pu33y , n d adrenaline that runs wild wit banging ur boss!

But soon, it all stale out. She be up in ur face n ur life! Stuffy!
U wud either resign that job or remain in her coven 4 life.

Men hate stuffy. We get bored.
In those days,
Wen i drop into their office( which I rarely do),n i see they way they order guys arround, i just shake my head.
Sometimes i tell em," if only these guys know how u moan under sheets, scream n scratch as u pour that ur useless cUm!" ( say dat wit an air)

They wud laugh!!! Jab me somethings, or shush me.

then a fine gurl sec walks in, i wait till she gone n say " oh , hawt , hawt , hawt! NiCe a33 she got, why dont u invite her over someday for a bout? But if she doesnt know how to work it, we fire her?"

To that, i get d murder look n sometimes they say " so she can enjoy her bosses dish huh?" ,

but i dont care. i shoot back wit " U r such a selfish lil one! In short im off!" I stand up n make to go........


Even wit d fact that I got mine locked n dont work for em, they still try to throw their controlling tantriums. Which i rebuff , cos i know beta.
Then i wonder, what if i was working for em?

HARDDON:
Another Way trouble can brew is when d r/ship goes south. Expecially if she caught u cheating!
Some ladies r malice demons! She wud run u down wit gossip n soon, u lose ur rep n respect!
God help u if she is ur Boss, "u r fired!".

DONT DATE UR EMPLOYEE

There is a norm now: Randy guys that dont hv balls to approach women, simply place adverts for a job opening for females n use it to sleep wit gurls b4 giving it to one!

This is demonic! How would d business grow?

How would your employee respect u? How would they carry out ur directives when they hv no regard for u?
They hv seen u all afterall.

Some gurls can use pregnance to trap u n start extortion.
Some can set u up when they notice u r nothing but a randy rasca!

If u must get to d peek, hv principles! N one of d major ones is: NEVER BED UR EMPLOYEE OR STUDENTS!

Dont take undue advantage of helpless gurls
Your fume lives on even after u r long gone . Kids neva 4gets

HARDDON:
Dont date collegues! Nor your own workers!

Some companies have policies that frown @ office romance.
Even if u there is none, avoid office dates! They mostly backfires n U may or both of u may lose ur jobs wen it turns sour. It most often than not, does.

Ladies like that feels they own u n cant just bear u looking or another lookin @ u.
U both begin to lose focus , u cant assign her to tasking jobs, querry her, correct her, if she is ur sub, nor can she do same to u if roles were reversed.
This is one way trouble can brew cos others wud begin to murmur wen they notice prefrencial treatments, u lose ur respect wit others, cause unneccesary rancur btw her n others jelos ladies within d company n this might get to d upper echelon, i wudnt hesitate to fire u both if found wanting. If not, the company begins to suffer

Another Way trouble can brew is when d r/ship goes south. Expecially if she caught u cheating!
Some ladies r malice demons! She wud run u down wit gossips n soon, u lose ur rep n respect!
God help u if she is ur Boss, "u r fired!".

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 13:

Who To Date & Who not To Date....

NUMBER 3: COLLEAGUE, YOUR OWN WORKERS

Dont date collegues! Nor your own workers!

Some companies have policies that frown @ office romance.
Even if u there is none, avoid office dates! They mostly backfires n U may or both of u may lose ur jobs wen it turns sour. It most often than not, does.

Ladies like that feels they own u n cant just bear u looking or another lookin @ u.
U both begin to lose focus , u cant assign her to tasking jobs, querry her, correct her, if she is ur sub, nor can she do same to u if roles were reversed.
This is one way trouble can brew cos others wud begin to murmur wen they notice prefrencial treatments, u lose ur respect wit others, cause unneccesary rancur btw her n others jelos ladies within d company n this might get to d upper echelon, i wudnt hesitate to fire u both if found wanting. If not, the company begins to suffer

Kalatium:
@ bolded, I'm looking for that answer that's why I ask a similar question

U obviously dont get it still .

I pUrposed asked those Questions to see if you really noted what to do buh i can see u didnt

Alexk2:
This is bad...the man should be arrested and prosecuted; this is someone's labour and investment.

What were dey doing on such broad highway?
U aint concerned wit man's life rather u value cow more!
DOnt know if some of u reason wit ur anal pore
Dont know wen southern governors wud wake up n follow d footsteps of Ekiti!

Roaming cow on street is free fud!