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His daughter or his wife?

Mehn, ma gee zzz got eit locked dowwwn!!

U aint alone gurl, ask urs sisters across dah street.


Chai, ****thinking, if she cant spend on her self, bf wudnt even see d usual singlet n boxers !

I smell lies!

There is no way trump wudnt have sternly lamblasted him on d incessant lost of christian lives , his herdsmen brthers' rampge n d shiite kilings. No way.
Trump has no time 4 diplomacy in talks

Emasel:
A girl in ur church

cc HARDDON

2, 3 more to go

AFeeCeee!!! Photoshop to the feeplee!
Now daz change! If the real one is incapacitated, photoshop a living one

Arrrrne kowe!

Chidexter:
Wonderful thread, I must say.
I read some downright hilarious posts here lol. And I'm happy Hardon and other helpful guys have provided assistance in whatever way they can.

Whatz ur story?

peterpen:
On a bus or
Walking along the road on the same direction

#modified

Pick 1

okwypascal:
Oga harddon, library and class

Choose just one!

Japhet04:
Harddon I have 3 scenarios;
1. When you meet her on the road walking (alone or with friends)
2. When you see her standing alone.
3. When you see her buying food from food vendors (mama put).

That number 1 is not that easy when she is with her friends

U guys ! D rules were simple now: each person drop just ONE place, the fifth person wins d round!


Lets do this again!

@thesuave10

Kindly open a thread of your n dont derail mine

Thanks

Aiit guys, lets do this together.

a) You Supply Hookup Places

b) I supply possible convo fUn lines. N their responses based on experience .

So

Drop places you mostly meet ladies , the 5th person to drop, wins d round! N id flow fun convo based on that.
After that we take inputs n questions, then move to d next round.

Perfect?

Round 1:
let the suggestions begin!

@ liedetector, only low men that hv lost control beat women

ONly low IQ men muscle/rape ladies .
It simply show uve lose control n d only way to get it back, is to muscle ladies. They wud hate u 4 lyf n u might end up in jail!
Dont ever think that. It is like breaking home appliances wen u r faced wit a challenge instead of thinkin soltions.

U should be angry wit urself not her cos if she is really ur woman, u should know her mumu switch by now.


We hv talked a great about getting personal, go tru those pages

Ustec:
Her:y re u so different nd stubborn for a Goddess lyk me dat evry guy worship....whats dat ur name again.?

LOL,i just dey play around ni o..
Harddon fr33 browsing Cheat is Still Blazing.!

Lol,

Free browsing?

Mail d info: datingdrill@gmail.com

hope it can download heavy files without breaking n d speed is superb?

If itz general browsing, im covered already.

LieDetector:
Mr Harddon, I've come for help. My girlfriend of one month+ is proving so hard for me. She seldom visits me, when she does, she refuses me sex but would smooch me and allow me have a taste of her titties.

I'm typing from my angry bed right now as she's here with me. She wouldn't let me touch her. We ain't quarreling tho. But I'm so angry right now. Feel like raping her.

What do I do sir? Did I spoil everything from the blueprint? You should see my rage right now

1 month plus n u are gingering for blues? declare ur interest, what do u really want? Her body or d her in her?

Possible reasons girls do flow like this:
1. She is a virgin n isnt emotionally ready yet or u havent touched her deeply yet, nor driven her emotions wild.
Virgins r half men, half women. They have this thick wall that only the gentle touch of patience, skillful hands n sweet words can penetrate. If u r always in a hurry to pull panties, , long shall live ur frustration.

2. U agreed to no sex b4 marriage. N she is just helping u both keep in check.

3. You are always s3x minded..wit ladies, anytin u ginger for, they wud always sweat u about! ...Gurls naturally r growing wiser cos of some losers out there that r going about preaching luv but immediately she opens her legs n they ride, they run! Leaving d poor gurl heart broken.
Once beaten , twice shy! This is the origin of the slogan from them ladies: NO S3X B4 MARRIAGE

4. You are an assistant BoyFriend #ouch! She is here cos of what she is gaining .she just let u suck boobies to bribe u. How do u know? She rarely have ur time, online but does not reply ur chats, u call she doesnt take nor call back, she only beep u to ask for airtime, or some transfers. U find it difficult having heart to heart discussion with her. No fun , play time, she doesnt cook, clean nor as much as make d bed u both slept on in d morning. She talks to u rudely n takes other guy's calls not minding how u feel Etc if this describe u, my brada,
Wake up from ur slumber n Run!!!!!!

5. She is ashamed of her down below....backish, with lose dropping , always smiling lips , wide like an oil well with a clit d size of a finger!
Maybe a guy had grown weak from seeing it in time past , wore his pants n went home ! never to contact her again!

6. She does not find u sexually appealing or she feels ur d1ck is too small that getting down wit u wud B a waste of time . Or she had tried sucking u n b4 she went 5 stokes, u poured like a pig

7. Or she wants u guys to take ur time, know each other first. She's doest want no game... so she is testing u to see if u can be a man , hold urself n let u guys enjoy ur company unfettered By s3x for d time been.
She wants to feel ur luv first!

These r ur possible reasons.

U should know that ur s3x despiration coupled wit d anger u always display wen she turns u down, is the reason she finds it difficult coming to spend time wit u or u are simply, a Side guy! An assitant bf.

doskie:
if boys catch her and start stealing from her front thing na, they will say perverts everywhere. to me if a girl steals like that from me, just return it first then compensate me with.... . well make I no talk sha. all these women activists

Grow gee
Above that grow!
If only u can see! There lies better things in d world!

pafra:
Be logical in your argument. We're talking about the current recession you can take it from him with all this revelations he is to be blame. Forget 1900 we are talking in the now

U ignore ,isolate history n hope to make a headway?

Where do u think from, you bum? Werent u warned?

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"The choice before Nigerians in the coming election is simple: A choice between going forward or going backwards; between the new ways and the old ways; between freedom and repression; between a record of visible achievements and beneficial reforms – and desperate power-seekers with empty promises…
Our political opponents shall assail us with the fury of their desperation to win power. They will use every means – intimidation, false accusations, hostile media and more. Do not descend to their level. We must stay focused on the mission at hand – to secure Nigeria’s future.”
Jonathan's acceptance speech to run for second term at Eagle Square in Abuja, Dec, 2014

UjSizzle:
Hello you

Shall I steal me one too?

Yes baiby, u r invincible!

Besides, the allure of the iPhone, its iPremium feels n its iRoyal abilities are worth dying for!

abdulaz:
Na by that one. Thief na thief, don't be deceived by looks.

Nah!

WIth the facial calculations, physical endowment and flawless flows, who wud hv tot it?

This thief pass thief

UjSizzle:
What's with this iPhone craze sef?

Hu do we hv here?

N hey, u wud only undetstand d iCraze when u iHandle it.

thinkdip:
you write poems

Didnt realise

okwypascal:
BOSS OF THEM bosses, I dey hail from my corner.
boss abeg continue with those fun lines u promised us, ejo mo need e

what a woman!

what a heart!
on dah spot thinking!

what evuls stealing from your fellow woman!

for one so fair, fine n fat, you wouldnt think she can pull such stunt!!

RiteBlog:
The ruins of Jonathan is NOTHING compared to the ruins Obasanjo met.

A failure will always have an excuse, even if heavens come to the earth.

The thing with strewpid excuses is that they wud alway bring ur legs out in d long run

Op, GEJ IS to be blamed 4 1983 too i supposed?

stop all these bullz n own up! Some1 has a very bad omen, stinking boDy odour!


Vampire in human flesh!

TruthNigeria:
Salaudeen disclosed that with this ugly incident, many of them were afraid of going about with their legitimate business since they didn’t known the motive behind the gruesome killing of one of their members. The Fulani’s scribe therefore called on Federal Government and security agencies to save the Fulani community from [b]“unprovoked and unwarranted attack by unmasking the killers and bring them [/b]to justice.”



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/02/tension-ekiti-community-herdsman-beheaded/

Tot u guys have monopoly of violences?


Just one liliputian , useless , brainless uneducated one of urs is killed n u crying bloodz? How about the life of All d farmers u demons hv bin taking? Villiages uve been burning? Justice indeed

Any community still paying host to any fulani man, is on itz own! They shld all go back to their arrid lands

nlanded:
BREAKING NEWS: After nearly 3 months at 6th position and gaining about 30 points in the process but not rising above 6th, Man Utd have finally risen to 5th!

Yea, sure! Open ur mind watch d bigger picture, dont be mono cultuted

#BloodzRemainsRed!

they"ve bin announcing that 4 d past 1 month.

What i cant wrap my hands arround is the rational behind it!
The money is not moving from d mtn to another ntw, itz not a new service nida. What a fraudulent swindle.

And d toothless NCC, wud do natin about this!

This oldie is on about bf not husby?


Itz aiit!

what a woman!

what a heart!
on dah spot thinking!

what evuls stealing from your fellow woman!

for one so fair, fine n fat, you wouldnt think she can pull such stunt!!

Who To Date & Who not To Date....

Who To Date & Who not To Date....

This skipped mi


Some of the Red Flags , apart from d married ones, have critical exceptions......
Daz all for now