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are those really your legs?

#darkskin

only the mother of a child knows the true father?

as much as this is a welcomed development, its ripple effect could wave father than trump envisaged

kITATITA:
I use my traditional marriage date. It comes first and it is customary and it is the marriage where consent is communal.

Gbam!

op any futher Qs?

congrats!

hopefully, this opens the door for your elder gossip sis

wow!

man's ability to adapt to different environs.


but hey op, Hobbits aint hole-houses

Hobbits are diminutive, humanoid “hole-dweller”

ma man be feeling himself!

Phyno that did even come with common chewing gum?

Obiomon:
What's going on hiah!

hey ! so you were eavesdropping? that was all in my head! havent you heard the song : "In my head" by Jason Derulo ?

Lawlahdey:
Yeah right.. I bet you are all mouth.
No way i'm gonn fall for you even if you had the smoothest character in the world..

Would you like us take a bet??

My Mind:for her to say that, and even wano bet on it......she already did!

Me: yea i know. but our hands are so full @ the moment.....no dont, dont.....

My Mind: Even if we were to consider her in the future, she is dark in completion (we luv creamy fair, spotless, sleek skin), her eyes, though not crystal white, are lovely but huge, her lips are so kissable though, but we dont know if she wud know how to use them! . let's not mention her nose please , whyt big teeth(lil wonder she loves vampire dairies ) with no noticeable diastema, her neck is somewhat close to what we luv, she is 5'6, two inch short of our standard, her cup is somewhere in the 38D-40" range( big 38 , medium 40 most probable ) and finally, she is so tender @ heart. awwww

Me: arrrh! tot i told you not to? stop going on the lose n analyzing people !

My Mind: but that is how you brought me up....

Me: yea i know. Only do that when i ask you to, k?

My Mind: aiit, Boss! one more thing, she has no guy presently!

Me: arrrhhhhh, does that improve our knowledge bank ryt now? besides, u know we luv challenges . so snap out of it! we are @ capacity

My Mind: Sure Boss! Target Practice then?

Me: No, not here. aiit, daz it with this. Go on with the other assignment i gave you earlier in the day.

liljboy:
I sent you a mail.... till now, no reply.

Could you resend it? I have to muddle tru alota mail n msgs.

Dont forget to append your Name @ d end

Gariki:
HARDDON you are among the real that will change the world..
I have a great Bussines proposal to discuss with u, you can reach me out through here 0816 384 0207

Do me a mail : datingdrill@gmail.com

any body can come up with pixs

not until i see HIM live , not his double


#AhdontBliv!

complicated Question

liljboy:
1. Good girl
2.church girl
3.naughty and freaky
4.whor*

liljb?

is this a group u can date or the one u cant?

kindly explain why listed them

Up Next in hawt succession:

DRILL NUGGET 13:

Who To Date & Who not To Date....

Is there any Lady group of lady you cant date?

Are all types of ladies " Date able "??

JacksonD7:
What about looking away to make it seem like you're not interested in her?.

U dont ook away to tell her u aint interested in this instance.


You tell her in fun way

Catalin:
How is she wrong?

shallow mentality anchored on a purile wave

darlenese:
My hubby shaves me only when I'm heavily pregnant !

You are not pregnant , you are not sick , why are u seeking for trouble


Abi hand dey pain u?

Stop fantacising my dear. U need to change ur mindset before u even think of marriage !

aint nothing wrong with sharing this kinda moments, just not with the wrong kinda gurl.

she wrong

kateskitty:
Ok so my fiancé and I are back together after much argument but I have since seen how what caused our problem was serious and decided to change my ways. However, we now have a new problem.
So I was reading this blog post by some marriage counselor and it was about something like things to do with your spouse before you get married to know just how strong your bond will be. And what caught my attention was about shaving, it said that couples should be comfortable with shaving each other.

So I asked my fiance if he could shave me "down there" and to my greatest surprise he said and I quote "you no get hand"
I always thought that my fiance was the one who loved more between the both of us, but I'm beginning to doubt that.
Now I'm not too bothered about him not wanting to shave me "down below" but he is now begin defensive, asking me why would I ask him to do something that disgusting and if he is a barber.
This got me pissed and we are no longer talking.

@ first bolded, epic ansa
Second bolded: that is the statement of a lady who wants a man she can manipulate! sissy guy
third bolded, you are still a baby! instead of asking him if he can shave you, why didnt you buy a shaving stick, take him to the rest room and shave him? ofcos, baby mind wudnt reason that

My Verdict:
You aint ready for a r/ship yet let alone marriage!
invest more in your brain

I still hold the record!

Was a RL consultant with a fee attached.
success rate: over 90%!

the worse experience was wen after constructing the letter for a client, he gave it to a junior to go deliver. on getting to the gurl's class, there was a teacher in the class and the dunce didnt deem it fit to turn back!

"Sir, i came to see Senior....." n he was let in but the gut with which the junior expressed himself, told the teacher there must be sometin up.

so it was, after delivering the missile, he left. Only for the teacher to notice and asked her to bring the note she just received.

after much resistance from her side, and the teacher threatening to punish her, she gave in! and guess what the teacher did?

he read the Letter out Loud in front of the Class! oh high heavens. she was stoned......

i cant tell it all

okwypascal:
wehdon sir.

But bros u miss road? or re they following u from the high places

kindly edit your post and wipe out that write up of his. ive taken steps against that post

keynesstreet2:
Are they the ones blowing the gas line?.......

Pathetic!

Wen was d last time u blew a pipe?

Imagine paying for super duper Mega Watts of Darkness!

Apc is Darkness! Wora Scam!

Some1 might be wondering, " what then is this light? How do i own it n glow in it ?"

Ansa is simple: Digest these drills , make it a life style, live in it! All that u hv learnt here, n wud keep learning.

U wud save ur self head aches, heart aches, fuggy fussy brain, money, time, energy n ultimately avoid d Fzone as a single guy

Wen its time to marry, u wud go in wit a clear head n heart. N know d right one for u

In marriage, u wud know how to take hold of ur family ship rudder n direct it gallantly. Not for naught, were u born a man!

You wud appreciate d fact that real luv is not in singing it daily to her ears, nor selling urself short! But in unpredictable daily actions .

U wud know wen to clip anY wantom wings that wano sprut from ur wife cos of external influence. What u permit/ignore, takes hold of u


You wud know that daily, ur wify wud try to manipulate ( own , control ) u by tiny , seemingly harmless requests n msgs,. Dont fall for em. Cos b4 ud know it, she owns ur balls.
This is what brings boredome to r/ship marriages!
They always wud put u to test, to see if really u r an Alpha male or just faking it. Should u slip, she owns u, ur bright light dims out n she gets bored!
Then she starts to look out there for some guy that has some light.

Then , all a sudden, u cant connect with ur own wify again. Arguments, fight .

When these tins happen, man, u have become a boy.

This is when u now see guys raising hands against their own wifys just to maintain control. Unfortunately, u can never gain control by beating up a woman. If only guys know.

Attraction like aLcohol, blinds ladies minds. It makes d ugly guy, handsome, dwarf guy , tall

The broke guy becomes a propective billionaire, they spend on

The abusive one, a guy on his way to perfection n just needs a lil care

The flirt/ cheat becomes some1 who just have a lil weakness

D stingy one become a project they must help

And so on d list goes!.....


just like a homely woman that knows how to bang , blinds d mind of men!

Flyingngel:
Pls i will make this very brief. Since when i got married to my wife i have tried to be helpful in the home front but it seem she want to capitalize on that.

She has been doing these many times and i overlook

a boss that overlooks critical things from his subordinates, loses his balls

, yesterday own got me mad which i begin thinking if marrying is bad. I came back frm work and she ask me to help her with our baby which i did; but when

she came she now told me that i am going to cook the soup, which i told her it has been long i did that rather

she can tell

this is your major issue! she has been telling you what to do! you are the woman of the house!


so you came from work with hunger et all, food wasnt ready, u still helped with the kid, and she still had the temerity to order u to the kitchen? how are we sure you are the owner of that baby?

what what do - like preparing the ingredients then she will cook. Pls note i wake up everyday by 5am wash d plate, sweep the house and d outside even wash her cloth anything she can't.
Yesterday she said if i don't cook which i stood my ground, then we are going to sleep empty stomach and that was what she did.
My people pls is there any wrong i have done. I am a faithful husband, i assist her in anyway i can but she alway want me to submit to everything she says.
Pls help me with ur opinion because i am weak.

Modified: to those that says am lying, well it is up to you to believe but i need ur opinion. I seldom post since 2012 i registered officially here.

If u are not married, pls pray to whatever God that u serve to give u a woman that understand and respect u no matter the circumstances.[/quote]

here is one who sold his birthright long time ago!

as a man lay his bed, so he lies on it. when u got carried away with love preaching and Jrod prodding, the enemy sowed tears with your aid ofcos

now she has been cast and u cant but live with her like that

for the single guys out there, save yourselves and check the link on ma signature

HARDDON:
Lights are of different shades and intensity, so also men are on different allure and attractive levels

Just like light's intensity can wane with the wind, so also a man's light

and a man whose light wanes becomes boring and lose his magical wand

its all within the purview of the Man, the brighter your light shines, the more attractive you become.

and when they arrive at you door step, they begin to ask you questions like " where have you been all my life?" this simply means how could i have been groping in the dark( moving from one needy a33 to the other) yet there is some1 who shines this bright?
and here is the annoyance: other ladies would locate this same light and flock in like bees, yet she cant just let go.... she is stung

here then is the crux of the matter: It is not within a woman's might to chose who she gets attracted to, who she falls in love with.
for just like lust, attraction is the package Love is sexily delivered, and the ribbon(s3x) is, however beautiful, quickly untied.
she would roll in hay with the most ugly guy that has the light even though she told her friends back in school, she wants find kids....
she would abandon family, friends, forsake all for the abusive jeck that knows his onion
she would spend and be spent for a guy that tinkles her heart and fingers her mind however crude he is
Here is to the beauties and the beasts(with the attractive light) out there in the world over

HARDDON:
This is why they cant explain to you why they roll wit sendless, sometimes abusive, dominant males.

They find the light there in, they head therein .

The sugar ant may die in sugar but it cannot resist the alluring taste of sugar .

The moth , in its bid to seek light, may get hunted, to the light it must flow

Lights are of different shades and intensity, so also men are on different allure and attractive levels

Just like light's intensity can wane with the wind, so also a man's light

and a man whose light wanes becomes boring and lose his magical wand

Not surprised, smart businessmen swindle the United states government let alone a porous one such as Nigeria's

in other words, you have seen them FINISH

this is letting down! tot it wud have been humanoid not this wheeler!