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DOs

1) Live Ready! Always hv btw 2-5 CD in ur wal, u neva can tell! It get really freaky most times with guys like us! No matter how calculated u r, things can happen so fast that little time there wud be to think...... U neva know


2) ooze nice fragrance! Nice fragrance arouse ladies, if u didnt know already. So wear nice cologne.

3) Your teeth must be spick n spany. Mouth sleek. There r alota mouth spray with kul frags out there.
N hey, ur tooth brush n paste @ home leaves ur teeth brown over time, so visit d dentist once or twice a month! Go do mouth wash, it doesnt cost much


7) Look @ her with seductive eyes! With this, u can arouse sexual feelings in a lady even if she wasnt in d mood.
They r very sensitive to these subtle signals

Best way to hv her quickly, is when her friends r involved

HARDDON:
3) Moan but No Names:
No matter how much deeply u in, how estatic u feel , be in charge n be concious, moan only, U must never call no female names
Need i say more?

4) avoid PSOA.....know the kinda woman u wit: if Shez d shy type, dont try to flow sexual in An environment that is not condusive
( public ..... ).
Other uncondusive places for decent ladies generally r :

1) ur family house wit people around
2) Hotels
3) stuffy rooms with lota heat
4) your friend's place n she knows.
5) boys hostels in campus
6) Room shared by lota guys. .if she is coming, make sure u chk all of them out!
7) public yard wit general rest room ,,, arrhhh, yuck!

Etc

Though i hv a way of spoiling em @ public places



5) Dont ever KISS N TELL! Only boys do that!
If ever u make a vid of d session, it must stay btw u two! Whether u fight later on or not! U must app lock it.

If i was to release vids, hmmmmmmmmmmm, world war 3.
Make it a rule of thumb to keep them boizs off ur rumps.
Know why? She might just turn out to be ur wify tommorow! How wud u live with d fact that ur guys hv seen her naked cos u strewpidly showed them?
Life can be a Bcht, dont let her F ur a33h0l


A lil secret: gurls luv it wen u make vid of ur sessions! They like watching p0rn n what other better one to watch than u drilling em?
The only ish some hv now, is som stwepid maggots out there that release such online due to them falling out!

6) Dont Smell awful....., General p hygiene

7) dont ever get down on an EMPTY STOMACH!

Etc

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 10: GETTING DOWN
Getting down is an act that you should only engage in if you really wano give as much as get. Stop behaving like regular guys that can spend mega only to dive in n 5 mins, pull out n instantly start snoring!

SENSE PILL 74: Ladies Luv Getting down much more than guys! #fact! But are able to control themselves! Unlike the unimformed guys that cant!

Features & Requirements
Features:

1) it is an act. Take your time feel her out( this is why we never encourage cheap quicks stale serves....runs gurls)
2) itz d best form of excercise after swimming.
3) when enjoyed properly, it releases tension
4) it induces sleep into most people, dont know why dat doesnt work with me.
5) when administered properly, she just naturally falls head over heels for u even when u didnt ask her out!
6) know that ladies can sense it when u r despirate to get them to bed, this drives them off even if they had wanted it! Take your time. Sendless.
7) Learn to relax, sip your R.wine as u node to d kul sound filtering @ d background wit your eyes closed.

Requirements
1) Condom( Pouch) .......having tried different types, my fav remains CAREX. Itz able to withstand heavy pounding without giving way! ( while we r here, i should let you know that gurls Luv it Raw even more than Guys! N some of them have mastered the act of twisting in such a way that weak Raincoats gives way. This is why you should avoid weak ones)
Apart from its ruggedity, it comes in different flavours and colours. But itz a lil pricey! Avoid GC , cheap razz boiz use that foul smelly ish

2) early morning regular excercise. You need to be fit to indulge in this.

3) Touch skills.... Gentle soft firm hands. We run this all over her body gently while we plant kisses all over d body

4) Time....patience .... learn to make her relax first b4 u remove even ur own


Do's n Donts
1) Avoid all form of boosting drugs, side effects way more than d quoted use.
2) Avoid Beer.....it weakens. While some claim stout energises, i havent bin able to prove that. If u must drink, do R. Wine or mixed Spirits on a low tone. You r gono be ridng , so dont knock urself out just yet.

I DONT EVER DRINK BEER. It take btw 1hr - 2hr to burn off undue beer deposite in d body. I luv my abs n muscular body.

3) Moan but No Names:
No matter how much deeply u in, how estatic u feel , be in charge n be concious, moan only, U must never call no female names
Need i say more?

4) avoid PSOA.....know the kinda woman u wit: if Shez d shy type, dont try to flow sexual in An environment that is not condusive
( public ..... ).
Other uncondusive places for decent ladies generally r :

1) ur family house wit people around
2) Hotels
3) stuffy rooms with lota heat
4) your friend's place n she knows.
5) boys hostels in campus
6) Room shared by lota guys. .if she is coming, make sure u chk all of them out!
7) public yard wit general rest room ,,, arrhhh, yuck!

The probability of doing anytin wit a fresh decent one in dese environm is next to none. Dont end it b4 u start it
Etc

Though i hv a way of spoiling em @ public places



5) Dont ever KISS N TELL! Only boys do that!
If ever u make a vid of d session, it must stay btw u two! Whether u fight later on or not! U must app lock it.

If i was to release vids, hmmmmmmmmmmm, world war 3.
Make it a rule of thumb to keep them boizs off ur rumps.
Know why? She might just turn out to be ur wify tommorow! How wud u live with d fact that ur guys hv seen her naked cos u strewpidly showed them?
Life can be a Bcht, dont let her F ur a33h0l


A lil secret: gurls luv it wen u make vid of ur sessions! They like watching p0rn n what other better one to watch than u drilling em?
The only ish some hv now, is som stwepid maggots out there that release such online due to them falling out!

majorbravo:
Body language, eye contact and a reassuring voice would have made this more potent than this cowardly text. That's why he should take the pain to meet her physically and when the time is right, be a man.

Aint gono do jack ...

He's a shy guy...woreva that means...lol

Analysing d text, one can easily tell he was rambling , uncordinated tots!
If he had tried this physicaly, he wudnt last afta da first line. He wud hv frozen.



Reminds me of secondary sch days when i was a luv letter consultant.
Success rate 50/55 Until i won d principal's daughter for one idiat senoir who somehow let d cat outa d bag because he cudnt flow the lines in d letter.... he confessed, some how mentioned my name as d author. She came testing my lyrical prowess, unknown to me, n b4 i cud blink, she was head over heels for! Oh d
Punishment! .

'
"With pleasure, i pick my pink pen n here i perch with your tots carressing my meek mind...."


Wen i was a child, i chilled childish, now a man, i toss childish tins

ELITE12:
Am in Benue state, got my posting letter to my PPA in markurdi

a lot of things happened in camp
fun thinz

I hvnt been on the forum for a while cus my phone got bricked had to wait till after camp to fix it

Glad God saw u tru cAmp successfully even wit all ur sExcapades.

Apply wisdom in all u do

Since wen did moslems start wearing wedding gown?

Wow!

Combine PL wit balling n still ball out wit first class?

Thatz some genius!

xynerise:
No Carrick No Party

Beats my imagination

WE currently hv individuals , probable stars, we havent been able to blend them into a formidable force to recon wit.

We hvnt gotten d formular yet! Wen we do, wit d flashes of brilliant i see simetimes, oooo bLood of Zachariah!

AlphaRAYs:


We chelsea fans bossing into the thread to see how westbrom would whip Man U's ass like...

Wit wat? Ur imam pants n ur 1 nil grindings? Puleez

spending so much on a victory feels like u lost d battle but u already knw tht

3 nil to Man Utd


Ggmu

okwypascal:
how u take know my mind

Yea , we roll.....
Where did we stop?

S3x like doping , only hY you for a while, u wud still lose ur pseudo acquired higher octet energy n descend to any ish u ran away from in d first instance


It relaxes, sure!
It relives stress , no doubt!
Itz d best excercse , for real
It help 4get sorrow, certainly


But........

It all wears out with an ackward shootz!

BadBullet:
ya thats why its a gummy bear nd not teddy bear the former is for old girls i guess

and em you can modify and remove dat pix av seen it

Wud u cease faning her dwidling flame?

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=deepskyblue] yer funny
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Was waiting for u guys to edit your post n save me blazing tru d ignoble path of having u disbanded n here u r waging on with no let up?

For the last time, Respect my space, edit ur posts n if u must walk here, be lady n keep to track.

I wudnt Repeat this again.

On dah floor in service?


Wow!

kudos Asha! U brought her up well..... in d fulani ways

And that must be fura de nono , yea?

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=dodgerblue]Angel come see what he wrote!!!! Hahaha[/color]

I think i might hv to, howeva sad, invoke some powers to put u away for a while.
Puffy wano be variaria

goddysweb:
Yessssssssir, thanks! I'll do just that, take a chill pill, sit back/relax and not worry about bleeping things up.

I'll grab the Facebook handle as well. But what exactly should I look out for?

@Harddon

Thanks for the swift response, man.

Here is a gurl that just jumped on u from d blues, u hv no clue who she is n she seems to know u much!

What do u think u shld be looking for?

Wen gurls hit on me in d fashion , wen i know they aint hY, im usually very wary of them.

I usually friendzone alot of them cos from experience, they r either set up from a gf/friends etc.....
N bliv me, they r usually wit ulterior motives.

So if u dont know what u r looking for, sorry i cant help u.



NB:ask her about sch mate she said u luk loo like. Full names, chk that one up too!
While @ it, guard ur heart ma brother,

A word is enuf for d wise

Presh900:
Yea, I did

Just messing with ya Mind..don't feel flattered buh i won't mind a taste of you tho'

N im totally disapponted in u!

U not only derailed wit her, but let her lord u.

It wud hv pacified me a great deal, n probably i wud hv overlooked d derail, but u were nothing but a needy dock on heat!
Were u hY?

Just imagine how boring/needy/witless n wanting u were in that convo with her? Why wudnt u be ignored, friendzoned or turned a maga?

#smh

@ ILuvGummyBearz

n

@ AngelSweetLips

What is this gangatuan callumny?

So u came to practice your witchcraft here while men slept? Deficating on this Royal Space with an unbridled wetness inbtw ur legs?

Have u no respect for d goDs?

This is eternally preposterous n we wudnt hv none of it!
So your reply to this wud be an hand written appology, snapped n uploaded on this page ,

N hey lil ones, next time, take ur wetness else whr! We Alrready told u guys that u aint worth our while, so skoot!

okwypascal:
1; start ignoring her, cut all calls and visits. jus start being busy 2, make her know u av a life of ur own, stop acting needy. don't show it that u re pained, jus be taking deep breaths and reply like a boss that av millions of gals at his beck and call
2; start growing some ballz and start catching new fishes especially in her hostel, jus go there not to see her(jealousy mode would be activated). make her see u spend time with the gals(hope u already know how to meet gals if u read from the first page).
3;And if she starts coming around, don't fall immediately. make her hustle for ur attention she never valued.
piss out
harddon still learning from u o

Sleek!

i think with guys like u, wacky, lordZero and a host of others around, my work just got easier!

now i can focus on the main thingy while you guys handle questions. Perfect Blend

Reminez:
Sunday evening. .It's still there at the moment .

did she say anything about rit?

did the others burn u out?


hey, time to change it however

WackyJ1:
That's better. I am happy you have taken the conciliatory route. We're all brothers in arms here.

Baba HARDDON, what do you have to say? Apology Accepted?

Sure! Thanks for your lucid flow Wacky!

i think u should become my editor cum public relation officer on here! what chu say?

hottest111:
Bro, you're totally right. There's a way n manner of doings things.. Thanks gee

My sincere Apology to HARDDON n everyone.

No Shakes gee.

#One

liljboy:
read from page 1

he is already applying the still lil J ! lol

goddysweb:
Harddon Baba, you're the man!!!

Mehnnn, there's one babe o lol. I went for a major musical concert in a church. OK to start with, I play keys. After the concert, one WELL-ENDOWED pretty lady walked up to me and was like; "Hey, I was looking for you. Where have you been?", I told her I needed to quickly step out and make a call. She said "well, finally I got to meet you today. I've been tracking you (lol)" and in my mind I was like, Tracking ME? She said "YES". That anytime she sees me, a picture of her male friend from high school pops-up in her head, and that I look like him. That she follows me on Social Media (Instagram, Facebook) and most seminars I attend. I felt that was weird.

Well, she said when she saw me at that program, she told herself she was gonna push herself to come talk to me, and that she's fulfilled. She had to request for my number. I didn't want to give her at first. After pleading, I had to grab her phone and type my number. Long story short, on my way home, I got a text from her.

"Hey Hey, Thanks for being nice about meeting a strange lady who has been more or less tracking (not stalking you) Hahahahahaha
Do have a blessed day. Hope to see you again... and if not do have a beautiful Christmas. Chinma"

My reply: "Oh! You even have plans to see me again? I gotta stay away from you, ma'am. You probably might just kidnap me the next time we see. Goodnight stalker (smiley).

HER: "Lolololololol please don't stay away. You're safe. Sleep well!" I quote her verbatim.

I kinda like this babe, she's my spec (got the brains, speaks well, good sense of humor, and all that good stuff) hehe. I don't wanna blow things up man , what should I do? What tricks should I deploy?

@Harddon

you did very well! classic case of thinking on your feet!
but hey, you have to be smart: make your findings about her b4 things get outa hand, cos as it stands now, you are @ a disadvantage. she knows u, u dont know her,,,,,nor her intentions..... u have to subtly find out.... start with fb user name..... " hey, wor is your fb username
? i wano send you somtin very funny"

my lil worry though is why a guy wud have a lady totally drooling for him and he goes sounding needy..... @ bolded

it is she who should be worried of not blowing it with you not the other way round! just do your tingy and let her worry about how to impress u!

Easy4reel:
Hi everyone, this is undoubtedly d best forum I've followed here on NL....Thumbs up Harddon and other bosses.

I've got this issue and I'll appreciate if the boss can put me through. There's this girl I like so much, we got really really close fter she broke up with her boyfriend(that's about 6months ago), although she's like a younger sister to me(even calls me bro) so she took me like her brother. But I want more....

Maybe I made a mistake by asking her out recently which she turned down outrightly but after much talks she said she will think about it and I should give her till may next yr, yes may 2017(that's about 6months) . I[b] used to think she feels d way I feel [/b] cos we talk and play a lot ( online though ), she do tell me about her ex(cos he wants her back) and other guys that propose her even sending me d pictures of those guys and the screenshots of their chats, telling me she misses me every single day. There was a day she said she couldn't concentrate on wat she was reading cos she was thinking about me. All these things made me think she also has d same feeling but it seems I'm wrong cos she turns me down instantly although in a respectful way.

gurls dont think the way we do....... she luvs u as a family member not as a lover because of the brotherly ways you have been relating with her.

Got it. Well, it's happened already. What do you advice?

yea, whatz done iz done.

There is sometin lyf tot me in the world of women; It is not every hawt gurl you know, you'd date. as difficult as that may sound, that is where u r now.

you already said it, she is like your younger one, forget the fact that u ever asked her out and just let things be. if anything wud happen btw you guys, let it be natural, not induced by you
luckily, she still accord you your maximum respect, that should do for now.

if you dont know, she might already be back in the arms of her ex, she wouldnt tell you if she accepts him back.

Learn from this mistake and stay tru to your WHYS next time you meet a gurl.

farano:
Chai and the man is someone's husband. .I pity the wife. .smh

Sad.

That guy does not qualify to be a gate keeper let alone some1's husby!

#Smh
#Parktout

What sorts of man utd rAcist mod is muks?

Update score jor

Boys be giving ball away nonchalantly!

Luckily, we lead tho....

Ggmu!

Of what use wud it be?

He is presenting this early so d embezzlement

Can continue in a fast track fashion huh?