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vicechancellor:
thanks man, page 1-10

What is d error msg?

Tyviv:
30th oct

O to dah excitement!

ive travelled d seven seas
Combed the sahara desert
Conquered stars ye.unnamed

All but for one soul wit same spine!


N finally, after all said n done, here u are in posh gait n sexy glory!
U can imagine my heart failing me after i went tru page 1-11 wit one one to go n dere u r!

My BirthMate!
#iRep30thOct!

#GreatHearts
#BigMinds
#WejustBegun!


Hope u aint dark though ....

Pm me , for i have alota plans

obontami:
As in I shock when I see the way dem take hide comments. I sure say the war go pass syria own.


I miss free show sha. e pain me Ooooo

This is not just comment hiding gee, it is a page tsunami!

Pages 12-14 fully hidden! Lol

And d lady above u was here to witness it

vicechancellor:
I have problems opening early part of this great thread, any idea of what could be causing that? BTW, you guys rock!

Which page(s) ?

N hey, wc onboard

IMPORTANCE OF SOFT SPOT

they are not only useful to get her in the mood, but they can save u alot of stress too most especially wen uve goofed


More on this in Blog

HARDDON:
Some SOFT SPOTS generally speaking from experience


For the impatient fellows:

1) Her Lips.... run ur hands on em( slippin a finger into her mouth), , kiss em

2) Ear lobe...... lick , nibble on em gently, suck em alternatively.

3) Neck...... this is one of d most general one, most ladies respond to dis even if they r not in the mood

3) the idea is to hug her hold her like that, n breath slowing on d neck. Gently planting subtle kisses on it after a while.
She wud be so hung on u

4) running ur hands tru her scalp . If she is on natutal hair, u can try this


5) B00bs n nipp1es .... aha, this is d most obvious one to average guys. They think all gurls luv it when their bo0bs r sucked, well not all!

But from experience, gurls with big b00bs luv it when a man knows how to work em. Most r usually turned on this way!

To drive her crazy, avoid d nips while working on d it. Fondly, suck every other part but d nips, she wud push em into ur mouth!

Do know that very few that aint so proud of their huge b00bs n wants to reduce it, wudnt let u carass same.


5) The pant line n hips


6) The clit n pussy lips

7) the thigh

b00ty





Strange SOFT SPOTS

1) Sexy looks

2) kiss on the fingers or each toe

3) licking of her ar3e hole ( yuck yuck)

4) spanking/ shaking her b00ty incessanly

5) making her twerk ..... there r ladies that twetk n get so wet

6) merely seeing u, hugging u, touchig u,

7) u picking her up n kissing her ( so many wud go limp)

etc

Some SOFT SPOTS generally speaking from experience


For the impatient fellows:

1) Her Lips.... run ur hands on em( slippin a finger into her mouth), , kiss em

2) Ear lobe...... lick , nibble on em gently, suck em alternatively.

3) Neck...... this is one of d most general one, most ladies respond to dis even if they r not in the mood

HARDDON:
@ bolded, tot i tod u to explore her whole body , both with hands n kisses n discover her soft spot?

Neva told u that b00bs works 4 all gurls. U hv to doscover it.

I usually lie her flat , nude n work my way down with kisses from her ear lobe to d neck( lil vampire bite) , to d cheeks, nose , forehead, i avoid d lips intentionally( anticipation) just brush my lips ova hers n move down to d neck again, then to d chest, just d cleavage, avioding d nipples( average guys rush to d nipples, n they always expect u to , but guys like us avoid them as much as possible) , this creates suspense, anticipation.

From the cleavage , go round d nips n gv d b000bs kisses, kiss round d nips , avoiding it, then trace ur way down d cleavage down to her navel. work ur tongue round it , then kiss to the right side of d navel n to its left, then move down gently to her hips, tracing the pant line with ur tongue( this drives most ladies wild) to d right n left. U can turn her over n give d b00ty some kisses, sexy bites n kul spanks!

( stop apruptly, lie on top of her n whisper into her ears "im gono so make u scream bae, im gono f4ck u real hard"

then return to what u were doing....kiss d b00ty n trace her legs down , by now, ur hands r running all over her. Caress d boobs , thigh , avoid d cl17....
Turn her on her back n proceed towards d cleanly shave hair area of d secluded section!
The maimer of men, the orific of pleasure, an eternal pot of bliss within which all men must eat; either with tongue or with thong. However it is, eating is eating....

I must stop here..... this is dense!



While @ it, u hv to be sensitive to note those places that make her moan loud, jeck, coil, twist or any other strange move. Those are her likely spots,
For confirmation, we do a rerun but this time, we jump from one spot to d other wit our kisses!!


This is how u probe n detect her softspot.
Once u do, u just skip n concentrate more on those spots this time n any other time u guys r gehin a lil som som
I had a major challenge when i was growing in these lane of categorizing... which lady go wit which soft spot?! Lol ....
Some of u randy rascals wud experience this soon. Lol
Unfortuanately, aint providin that solution here! ....

Only on our blog...... Comin Soon!

lazeal:
Not all girls. there is a girl told me she does not feel anything when boobs are sucked lol.

It depends on the kind of girl really. I once had an electrifying kiss that seemed like sex. It's the best I have ever had till date.

@ bolded, tot i tod u to explore her whole body , both with hands n kisses n discover her soft spot?

Neva told u that b00bs works 4 all gurls. U hv to doscover it.

I usually lie her flat , nude n work my way down with kisses from her ear lobe to d neck( lil vampire bite) , to d cheeks, nose , forehead, i avoid d lips intentionally( anticipation) just brush my lips ova hers n move down to d neck again, then to d chest, just d cleavage, avioding d nipples( average guys rush to d nipples, n they always expect u to , but guys like us avoid them as much as possible) , this creates suspense, anticipation.

ELITE12:
Ave Been there Boss this is totally True

Had an experience, Were the Gurl almost reaped ma Jrod with her bare hands pulling aggressively while Moaning *F***k Me"

I tot she had gone mad....Meennn Forplay drives them Crazy like, I cud be on forplay for almost 30 to 40 mins

Best way to control Jrod!

Just tune em on, kiss gnyt n see sleep with d bulge

okwypascal:
this one sef, I don't know what jazz Ogah used o that is always magneting u back.

U already know now: women want what they cant have.

Itz a simple concortion really .... Just Send her Less.

lazeal:
Hello Harddon and everyone.

Just out of curiosity.

What could make a lady who claim to have a boyfriend want to meet another guy on 25th of December, invited him to whatsapp and even willing to let him know her parent's house?

Harddon, you know who I am referring to here lol.

Hmmmmm, nopes, i dont, kindly tell us let's kidnap his sorry a33.... we wud feed him well but we wudnt let him have his date on 25th! he wud be released early morn 26th for boxing


Brahahaha

MizMyColi:


I see your mentions o o.
Thank you my people.

Chronique Harddon daviyyjones and all
No vex if I no mention you o

My attention is literally divided.

Nursing a new born no be mai mai

She says Hi to everyone

new born? Wow! Congrats!

Ehmmmm, but a lil wonder, how come we didnt see ur pre wedding pixs now?


Uwc btw

Tafari1:
▶Thread of The Year
Harddon's https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only

This means alot to me T!

#One

Why im i tellin thiis tale?

3 days after, u were @ her crib she wudnt let u in n tru d winDow, u spoke in flows n touched in lines. N luckily, due to some works of an unforseen hands, d door unlocked. U slip in humbled. Tears on her eyes, ur heart heavy, u spoke soul piecing words n after a moment of resisting ur touch, u pulled her close, n hugged her , nonchalantly messaging her weak spot, n b4 u know it, lips locked, her tears flowed, heart pounded, cloths flew , starved she was, hungry u were!

N d rest? Is written in d journals of hawtest make up s3x u ever had!

Weak spots Rocks!

HARDDON:
F0replay is one of my most potent portion!

This is when u can see what it feels like for a gurl to beg just to hv u inside of her.
N here is where we tease n torture them with esoteric emotions. They grab u wanting to launch it in, u withdrAw saying u aint very hard yet!n u tell her to touch u or whatsever errand u wano send her! #O to da ouch!
This is taking charge


SENSE PILL 80: A dripping wet and wanting woman is like a meek puppy, she wud plead n implore if need be, just to have some huge strong bone

7) Notice the Nodes n Spikes.

While in f0replay, explore her whole body! Why?

Two reasons:
1) we are not only trying to turn her on, but also

2) discover her crazy spots. Spots that drives her wild. These r spots u visit to weaken her limps even if she aint in d mood.
They make her easily forget she was angry wit u not quite long ago.
This is her sexu4l mumu switch. Once discovered, u can bed her even if u guys break up n u run into her years later. This is what crazy guys use to blow their ex that marries another guy. Even if she innocently just run into him , loved her husby n wud neva cheat on him.

Always explore. They r a fail safe security for future use.


Imagine this:

U were still in Uni, u paid n move into a new apartment, she used her school fees to complete d rent because u were expecting some major cash.
She helped u wash d new place n move in.
She hasnt even had d privilege of spending the night in d new crib!
Then, due to d fact that beauty captures ur heart easily, u met a new, u flirt tru text n even tuk pixs wit d new one.
Ur gurl found out, n u guys had a big fall out.
N she was gone.

To shorten d long story, u called, she didnt take n u blanked her too, cos then u were hY on dese drills.
Then u told one on da pending list that there is something u need her to see in ur kitchen, she ran down.
N raggae turned blues n she was ontop of ur rolling away!

Then suddenly, ur gurl that has been beefing u, was missing some actions inbtw her legs, only for her to walk in on u getting jiggy in a house she hasnt even kissed in! #ouch!

Oh d anger! Oh d tears!

Jpierre:
]t same house not the same room

My responce was 3 thong

U igonred d first two

N how do u think ur younger bro wud respect her?

If he cant, then ur whole fam wudnt. Ripple effects
Your younger bro can even bed her while u r maried!
A gurl that ws so razzz as to go naked n hv it infront of a third party is a..........?
Fil in d blank space

Some past leave an eternal stench on the soul.....


She need not tell me b4 i know d ones i cant stAnd..... b4 i roll

Op, no matter d rain torrent, it does not wash of d leopard's black spots

Personality of the year:

Search launched.......10%......100% found!

Farano

[for keeping this space spick without having to spank ( Ban) unneccessarily. A sleek soul, in a jiffy she disappears into d fog like a ghost, shy to light, sexy in smile with a voice than melt mountains. if only she was a little taller n my hands aint full, i would have wifed her.]

*Troll of The Year

ILuvGummyBearz

*Best Thread Creator:

Explorers

*Thread of The Year:

Dating Drills by Harddon
https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#44914163

*Most Humble ; Female

Mizmycoli

*Best Poster ; Male/Female

Tosyne2much

*Most Entertaining Poster - Male

Smellymouth

*Best Newcomer ; Male/Female

Male: Kisschrix
Female: Susan404

*Most Controversial:

iLegend/ Laveda

*Moderator of the year:

Lalasticlala, Rocktation, farano

*Comment of the year:

By yours truly Harddon: SENSE PILL 1 :

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only#42440289

*Best Oldie/Romance Section Legend:

Mrcork, Harddon

*Romance Section Hall Of Fame

Smellymouth
Mrcork
LordZero
Dexplorer
HARDDON


Cc naijaboiy

HARDDON:
6) F0replay is a culture: every moment of getting down is one to win rep n maim her mind! Average guys dont know the power of pre-intimacy. We do.

Most times, she cUms at least once tru forplay b4 we launch Jrod! ( the only catch is, sometimes, u wud be left with a bulge unsatisfied because some ladies lose the vibe afTer CUMin for d first time! Never drag of force urself into her is she is like this. Just let her be for the time been, some wud come around after a while, Watch movies, it is a small price to pay)


We ring up every inch of her body! WAke up feelings she never knew exiSted within her and ride her off to the skies! Why wudnt she wano come back for more, huh?
This is the best way to sign ur signature all over her heart n head!

F0replay is one of my most potent portion!

This is when u can see what it feels like for a gurl to beg just to hv u inside of her.
N here is where we tease n torture them with esoteric emotions. They grab u wanting to launch it in, u withdrAw saying u aint very hard yet!n u tell her to touch u or whatsever errand u wano send her! #O to da ouch!
This is taking charge


SENSE PILL 80: A dripping wet and wanting woman is like a meek puppy, she wud plead n implore if need be, just to have some huge strong bone

1stGerman:
▶Thread of The Year
Harddon's https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only

I'm humbled!
Thanks!
N
Complements of the season

HARDDON:
5) we dont rush our food , flows or fvcks( ouch, da "f" word, i hate rit but it blends with these sense blinds, so dah heck).
With mood right, our voice take on another flavour, another texture; deep , calculateD, firm n mostly sexy ( to d uninformed mind, dirty) words drops into her ears. Sometimes in whisper. Women love dirty words whisper.

Eyes dilate in seductive mode in concordance wit voice tone.

Sometimes, we just close our eyes n hv a quiet moment, lettig d hands do d talking,
U cud just feel d heart beat loud to d skies , speaking hawt strange words

6) F0replay is a culture: every moment of getting down is one to win rep n maim her mind! Average guys dont know the power of pre-intimacy. We do.

Most times, she cUms at least once tru forplay b4 we launch Jrod! ( the only catch is, sometimes, u wud be left with a bulge unsatisfied because some ladies lose the vibe afTer CUMin for d first time! Never drag or force urself into her if she is like this. Just let her be for the time been, some wud come around after a while, Watch movies, it is a small price to pay)
Better moms beckon

We ring up every inch of her body! WAke up feelings she never knew exiSted within her and ride her off to the skies! Why wudnt she wano come back for more, huh?
This is the best way to sign ur signature all over her heart n head!

This theory appeals to d general public but doesnt hold true n itz as far from d truth as the skies from earth.

Why? Here are different analogy n questions:

Would the seller of a commodity increase price of a product no one is interested in?

if " no" is your answer, what then actually controls the price? Demand n scarcity right? Basic econs


The thing is, unknowing to men, the power lies within their palms.

What do u think wud happen if men decide not to give a hook about ladies?

See? Their only worth lies in demand( alota average men chasing) n scarcity ( formin hard to get)

Any guy that gets it, turns the tables around n starts LIVING HARD TO GET LIFE where ladies r invoved.
N how so attractive that is to ladies!

Women know that if men wake up n realise who they really r, they wud be in for som real ish this is why they strive to keep us in chk using Momma. Momma teaching us to be civil, gentlemen, nice to ladies n all d other bull ish!


If the foregoing holds true,

ELITE12:
Mr HARDDON
getting her friends involved how?


And How do you spoil em In public

Beyond the scope of this class

Obagoblog:
Let's recommend some affordable, available and nice cologne to each other

Sweet fregrance, Affordable, available n long lasting ( very important!)


Nice tot line: so shoot,

After u.....


Price range: btw 800 - 8,000

HARDDON:
4) iMpeccable diction! Sleek senses, flow rhymes if u may, pull lines ,

SENSE PILL 79: Peotry wins the heart of even demons nevermind , angels!

To improve on ur written n spoken english, read books, lots of entralling novels, enchanting peotry n alluring romantic notes. Marry mortals with eternal command of maiming words. U cnt but steal their minds n rewire yurs

While reading, think up ur own lines.

5) we dont rush our food , flows or fvcks( ouch, da "f" word, i hate rit but it blends with these sense blinds, so dah heck).
With mood right, our voice take on another flavour, another texture; deep , calculateD, firm n mostly sexy ( to d uninformed mind, dirty) words drops into her ears. Sometimes in whisper. Women love dirty words whisper.

Eyes dilate in seductive mode in concordance wit voice tone.

Sometimes, we just close our eyes n hv a quiet moment, lettig d hands do d talking,
U cud just feel d heart beat loud to d skies , speaking hawt strange words

HARDDON:
DOs

1) Live Ready! Always hv btw 2-5 CD in ur wal, u neva can tell! It get really freaky most times with guys like us! No matter how calculated u r, things can happen so fast that little time there wud be to think...... U neva know


2) ooze nice fragrance! Nice fragrance arouses ladies, if u didn't know already. So wear nice cologne.

3) Your teeth must be spick n spany. Mouth sleek. There r alota mouth spray with kul frags out there.
N hey, ur tooth brush n paste @ home leaves ur teeth brown over time, so visit d dentist once or twice a month! Go do mouthwash, it doesnt cost much


7) Look @ her with seductive eyes! With this, u can arouse sexual feelings in a lady even if she wasn't in d mood.
They r very sensitive to these subtle signals

Best way to have her quickly is when her friends r involved

4) iMpeccable diction! Sleek senses, flow rhymes if u may, pull lines,

SENSE PILL 79: Poetry wins the hearts of even demons nevermind, angels!

To improve on ur written n spoken English, read books, lots of enthralling novels, enchanting poetry n alluring romantic notes. Marry mortals with eternal command of maiming words. U can't but steal their minds n rewire yurs

While reading, think up ur own lines.