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Odunharry:
Correct talk.. The guy fuvk up sha

Boys shouldnt be dating! They make it too easy for guys like us.
N crowd our hands

Sometimes i wish God wud rain fire down like d days of elijah!

What nonesense is this?

If it was this violent religion whose book was dis abused, the worl.wud hv been boiling

@ youngfocus, tot you promised to take a deep breath before typing here after the last episode?

Edit that write

FortuneTeller:
What is this nonsense? Young blood Her husband is no young man. He is 37 years. He pursued her for marriage and she accepted. I'm sure you are an Afonja demon yammering to defend your criminal brother. Let me not be tribalistic and add insults to the good people amongst your own. I just detest these men using women and everyone looking at all Nigerians as bad people.

And here i was thinking i was spliting hairs with some1 that has an iota of, a single drop, anything relating to, sense.
U can never judge a book by its cover obviously.

And the last time i checked, sympatizers aint supposed to cry more than d bereaved unless ofcos...........

Besides, ur fortunetelling ability is totally ZERO cos im nida from d west nor have anylink with em.

To call a spade, a spade , came I . Guess that is rich for ur reasoning faculty to grasp.

B4 u infect me with your weak shallow mind,


#UareHerebyIgnored

fluxbush:
The comment was sexist. Trump made an identical comment to Megyn Kelly and was chewed raw and spat out over it. Make your opinion known without being obnoxious about it.

So you actually went through my profile? .... If you are an avid fan of Game of thrones, the statement would have made sense to you.

Yet, still, he's THE PRESEDENT, so dont rub my statement in. It is a metaphor: signifies an irrational moment from a ranting random woman......
penciled by me.

The statement made sense to me alryt, just dont know why it is resting on ur prf galantly out of all the quotable quotes from.....

And i am tempted to think.......

FortuneTeller:
How is she using him for sexual gratification?? She is a 35 years old woman who wants a marriage and family. She told him before marriage she did not want a paper marriage. She talked to his family in the states and at home. The entire family has lied to the woman. She barely knows the Nigerian culture, yet alone the meaning of Yoruba demon. We bring shame to the ourselves through such behavior.

Wow! U seem to know her from Adams: her heart n heats.

I am not one for cheap talks nor sleazy family gossips.

I came to lay just one point across n that i have done.

Btw, if a 35years old woman wud want a young Nigerian blood for refreshment n keeps, who is really using who? Huh? A 35 yrs old woman that cant resolve her issues but go wsshing family linens on a public forum!
Age , definately, is just a number i suppose

, anyways, that not mine to meddle in.

There are demons everywhere, tot u were objective enuf.

N dont preach me about shame!

Why is d western world unable to stay in marriages? Contract out as quickly as they contract in! Isnt that shameful??

Most of these young boys go into this marriages for fear not just for d green whatever!
Do u know the blind rage that ravage d minds of d these foreign women when u break their hearts?

They gladly pull a lead in ur skull n do same to themselves!

Not here to defend a Fly but i wudnt have one drama queen insult my country

FortuneTeller:
Diplomaticbeing

I have read her other posts. D guy is using her for greencard marriage. He is a liar.

Thanks for the heads up.... if this is true, then they r both using each other:
She using him for sexual gratification n he using her ..... oh well.

N she cant deny the fact that she knows all along

fluxbush:
Was this really necessary?

No, it isnt . But im allergy to drama queens
N pity attention seekers that go robing d whole of humanity in their ebbing tides.



Btw, what do u mean by:
"
Tears aren't a woman's only weapon. The best one's between her legs. " ?

She doesnt have any new bfriend .
That is nothing but a below d belt punch line!
Nothing but her trying to clone n own d guy. Punish him.

If i were him, i wud laugh n finally thank God!..... without any explanation..... while i end d call

Return her negative energy n punch in da most cold n funky way! Lets see if she wudnt look for me pleading that she was only joking ..

Guys learn to see tru gurls!



Wonder y a guy wud keep malice though. U can tactically ignore

For a start , Nigerian men tolerate alot of bull craps others in d western world wudnt, hence he is able to put up with u..
From ur tone , u r full of drama.

Secindly, you cant be with a liliputian, infinisimal 1 in number n use it to judge a country of a 190million souls. This is not an integral equation, dont know if u can fathom that.


N lastly, stop blowing your top cos ur menstrual flow is about to start

Where is d how naw?

So we have to contribute to ur traffic b4 u tell us? Even when u r nothing but a bloody blogger n not d originator of d thoughts?

#Smh

Due to popular Demand,

Next Drill Nugget wud be about the Right Ways To Have a Gurl Ask You out!

Yea , i know we doing reverse

Hi,

There r a few Questions you need to ask yourself having assertain the fact that you wud luv going into biz!

1) what sorts of biz gives me great joy?
Unlike what biznes men wud advise, bizness is not about making profits! That is textbook , stale n generally accepted definition which doesnt hold water in real life:

To me n other shrewd b guys out there, biznes is about providing quality solutions ( tru services or products) to d challenges of men in a field that gives u pleasure n in d process, making money off n gaining cheap adverts thru d best form of advert( word of mouth) .

With this kinda biz, u can work round d clock but it wud feel like u r playing ur favourite game on a PS console

He is weak!

How can the women defeat him twice!?

Real gees : one shot, 1 guy!

hottest111:
First of all I'm a guy n secondly m not trying to oppose d good work u'r doing here. but m just gonna be honest with you.

You said if a guy ask a girl out, he has giving her all the power.

M sure u must av heard dat in any relationship, d person who cares more hold less power.
In other words d person who needs something badly from d other person ( like money, attention, sex, validation etc), holds less power.
If a guys does not need anything from her, even tho he ask her out weda she accepts or not he still holds d power.

HARDDON, I'm a typical naija guy n av dated lot of naija girls n am talking from experience.
If u don't let d girl know u'r interested in her earlier in d interaction, most of d time u'll end up loosing d girl

It's better u let her know u'r interested in her in a highly confident and I DON'T CARE MANNER than beating about the bush and playing games.

and i firmly stand against spending money on girls.

Your moniker is one of the most transgender ones, Ive come across here. U shld change it. Pun intended


Nonetheless, @ first bolded, it is either you jumped on this thread straight up, or u are classically impaired when in comes to comprehension.
If not, you wud have noticed i said everything in here are mostly from personal experience. N i have been relating
Diverse life stories to butress that.
So u think i read these drills from books, yet im able to ansa real time, real life senerios books dont offer u? Wow! I can see u r eager to learn, go tru d thread.

@second bolded , if u have experienced super hawt chicks from d world over, like i have, u wudnt spill some of ur weak wisdom here.
I put it to u that d only 9ja gurls u hv even dated wudnt make my top 30 list. Cheap serves.

@ third bolded
This your statement confirms you are a real learner!

News flash! While u r getting scared of losing her, she is getting scared of LOSING GUYS LIKE ME!
While u r busy buying her attention by bribing her with cash n gifts so that she can accept u, she is busy calling me with d airtime u sent, taking me out with d cash u sent n doing all to please me even when she knows ive got other hawt ones coming around, she wano be n0 1. So she impresses me, just like u try to impress her!

You are like a company worker that is always scared of losing his job because he contributes little or nothing to the company's growth!

I am like an invaluable asset, manAgement is always on its toes doing everything to make me happy because they know other companies r wooing me , trying to have me onboard!

SEE the difference btw u n I? We are world's apart.


Btw, this is no game! N if there is any1 beating about the bush, i'd say itz u cos u got no control over nothing. .ask her out, create tension, n she puts u on a limbo.....then u go spending n imploying....
I make fun of her beauty, hair, b000bs , height n anyother thing on her, she get stung because im just totally diffetent from regular , average guys like u, then she comes d next day wanting to feel more of my ego charm n have a dose of healthy laughter n b4 u know it, she is singing erotical songs on me n after that, wants me for keeps! ( NO BRAGGING BUT I KNOW HOW N WHERE TO TOUCH A WOMAN N DRIVE HER TO DA SKIES! I have had loads of ladies , that have been making love to other guys, experience orgasm the first time in their lives because they were privileged to hv me touch them...n thereafter, fall so deeply in love! Get obsessed n want me for keeps...... )
This is why i pity guys like u when i like your gfs' endowment! You wud naturally lose her even if i warn them not to fall in love with me that i wud end up breaking their honey hearts, they still wud! The heart of a woman is that desperate for a something new n exciting! Unlike what majority of guys, like u, offer!

Who is really beating about the bush btw u , average guys n US?

Curiosity Kills The Cat! But you wudnt know!


Help your career n go tru d thread n stop bribing gurls, wasting resources n feeling heart aches!

liljboy:
I'll pass.... by the way, got a handful from FB

#Ouch!

Lol!

Gees growing huge Blue Ballz!

#Sleek!

@DaySpringer,

You need educate herHim.

Is sheHe wants to learn, let HerHim simply ask n not claiming pseudo knowledge

liljboy:
your opinion has been dully noted and saved in my trash bin

Bruhahaha!

J, i think she like u, she's making passes , why dont u ASK her OUT?

Common, she hasnt had it for a long time.

Ask her out, b4 u r done , im sure she wud spead her legs for u!



Modified:

J, did she just call u bro?

Beta be careful gee! SheHe might just be a transG

hottest111:
" only INSECURE LAME GUYS,ASK GIRLS OUT"
like i said, dat's big trash. You re advising dis guys not 2 ask girls out.
so what shld they do instead ?.. He shld beat about bush right ?? guy u'r big learner.
dis is y most guys get friend zoned. or after beating about d bush n playing GAMES , he still didn't get d girl.
Guys, here is my advice....If u meet a new girl n after interacting with her u feel she d ONE. please ask her out in a confident and self assured manner. Let her know what u want 4rm her.

Sure, they should act needy n ask u out , so they can unwittingly hand u d control knob.
Giving u d power to keep them in a limbo( not Accepting nor rejecting yet eating their money, making magas out of them) , rejecting them n friendzoning them( what is that classic line u ladies use alot in situation like this? Hmmmmm, yea " i just want us to be friends! " Yet u have been eating their cash! How wicked can one get?


Ur ability to dabble into unfamiliar n totally engulfing territories n yet go dishing weak words n stale sense is alarming n somewhat amusing.

Like i told u ealier, this is no peruvian hair thread nor is it a gossip one.

So take a hike.
Unless ofcos u wano get schooled, then i'd hv to ask u to first upload a prf pixs, lets check u out if u r worth d while.
We dont do cheap serves nor impaired beauties here


Btw, d last time i checked, ladies cant afford us, what cud we possibly want from em?
Its u guys that want us.

ELITE12:
thanks so so much... I will do that but camp closes a round 15 December so I will end her the text by next week Saturday

Kul.

Think of ideas for d picnic, some quick chops, 2 botls of water,a bottle of wine , fully charged phone(take pixs, make vidoes, teach her a song n have her sing along while u make d vids ... Remember, u can only pass tru this lane once! Make it memorable! ), a mat or some cloth u can spread on d field....field is more personal n private .
And d last requirement is dese drills u have learnt.
Make sure u r challenging, sassy n fun!
Let her see d light u spring, d fun u exume. And no matter what u do, never bring up any relationship talk. Let her naturally gravitate towards u!


U cant imagine how many seemingly serious r/ship i broke while i was in camp n during my service year( n i still occasionally break) by just being me; not bodering if they r hooked or not, not asking em out yet they cant but get attracted to me n start avoiding their guy's calls n just been uneasy when such calls come.
If your gurl frienD has ever ignored ur calls, who knows, maybe then she was getting hawt schooled by urs truely




When they say: "im in a r/ship" , i laugh so hard that it comfuses them! N d negative energy they try to heap on me, i turn it around on them by Flowing all sorts of i-dont-care lines, pity lines, and lines that makes them regret ever sayin.that.

I have dealth with this fully in one of the pages on this thread.



Guys, we were made for MORE!

hottest111:
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" only insecure, lame guys ask girls out"

who told u dat trash.. dis shows u dont av real life dating experience.

Hottest111?

That sounds like an angry female hiding behind da moniker.

Angry like an herbalist whose secret of trade has been let outa da bag!

And we know beta than to seek advise from any momma n d female folks in general cos they would rather men r kept in dis needy perpetual bondage!


Btw, for a lil schooling, there is no hawt female type i havent rolled with. ( pretty, wealthy, powerful, all)

How can one have hawties @ his beck n call n be scrapping scrubs with his feet asking a lil tiny one , that dont even know how to wash her panties , out n shunting his web of flow?

Like i said, only INSECURE LAME GUYS, ASK GURLS OUT.
my kinda guys, have gurls assuming we dating after d first romantic bout

And testimonies in this thread confirms my assertion.

So if u dont mind, go back to ur makeup kit, padded b00bs n funky fake fangs

Cant imagine some1 that cant even quote Comments properly , balling in here to construe wisdom eons ahead of her. #Smh


MALE ZONE. KEEP OFF

ELITE12:
okay guys I applied this drill starting yesterday, I totally ignored her and the I started Chatting with another pretty fair Igbo girl in my platoon

I no dey even get any agenda o just a friendly chat that's all...

guys you won't belief that this other girl that I asked out and was now avoiding me walked up to me were I was on the parade ground just to say hi too me and asked me how was my night

really I was shocked, but I form careless I said hello back and continued my chat with the Igbo girl of which was just an innocent friendly chat

what should I do about this girl seems she's still interested in me.
.how long should I still form careless about her

Never underestumate the power of Jealousy!

Keep living your life, keep doing what is working.

U r tormenting her right now. In her mind now, she would be thinking u r about to ask the others out n she might just lose u.

Keep ignoring her for like a week -2 wks ,

While @ it, roll with other fine bones and rob it on her face!
Let her see u playing with diff gurls, hanging out late @ night @ mami market, catching ur fun!
Do this with different hawt gurls. THAt wud send d msg to her that u can have any gurl u want.

After like a week or two of doing this, send her a mgs:
I noticed u have been moody..... im having a picnic @ the field ( or whichever kul location, ) by 6pm...... u r welcome along

that list is totally parochial , Text msges,

eleko1:
Even some lecturer do the same.Dey downloaded some stuff online,,textbook, come put their name as author.

Bruhahaha....!

eleko1:
so ? seun complain to u?

Think those two got some ish going on



But why wud she copy verbatim? No brains ?
Originality too expensive?

Btw, @ Kalatium

Use any of the above or think up urs!

U must learn to think on ur feet, on ur own!

Situation like this demands u deflect her control tantruims around n hold ur sway! Like i have done in d above examples. Make her feel like a baby.... infact, if i were in ur shoes, id start calling her "Smallie"
.. i do that alot to all my big gurls! Reduce them to nothing no matter their money, beauty or power.

Imagine me telling one of my boss smallies, after dropping in on her unannouced @ her office( she was flustered), n she was issuing orders to a guy that was way older dan i am, after d guy left n we were alone, i told her this:

When u r done ordering older men about , bring that ur tiny butt home by 5pm, i wano teach it some lessons!


I stood up n was gone, she was so surprised n totalling taken aback because she has been telling me to come know her place of work but i have been keeping her on suspense..she offered to at least get me a drink but i was gone. Need i tell u she came on time but i kept her waiting ?

This is d best way to shoot ur rep up


Stop acting, make it a part of ur life.

Be challenging , daring n sendless.


N next time she starts laughing like that, tell her that u r a practicing Doctor not an in-house clown.. arrrh

HARDDON:
Or say:

Yea i know, dont worry, id go easy on u. Hope u dont scream much though

Or say:

I know u r feeling intimidated by my sleek aura n u thinking u stand no chance with me..... yea i have gurls @ my beck n call, but i wano give u a chance to impress me.



Or use da surprise emoticon n say:

So u have weighed my casava tru my trousers sharperly, n u thinking to urself : he might murder me with that weapon hence your statement ? Wow!
Ofcos id murder u with it in a gud way. Have u ever screamed to dah skies, pour ur cum n slept like a baby b4?

HARDDON:
Reply with : ofcos we are not on same page, how can we? Im trying to bring you up. Touching you now wud tantamount to child abuse you wud agree?

Or say:

Yea i know, dont worry, id go easy on u. Hope u dont scream much though

Kalatium:
I read all your pages and apply all the method when we were chatting.
She was laughing very hard but surprised at my new act. There was a time she even told me we are not on the same level (which confirms what you said - the bolded)
What do you think I should reply with? What did I got wrong?

Reply with : ofcos we are not on same page, how can we? Im trying to bring you up. Touching you now wud tantamount to child abuse you wud agree?

Don

O to dah H!

What sorts of a weakling of a guys is this?

No balls whatsoever !
How can theu pack what u claim to own n u sat there like a drechened dock on sabatical leave?
She obviously own the property because if it was urs , bought with ur hard earned money, u wud resist or @ least briskly excuse ur self n go report robbery @ d police

Even to report d case @ d station he cudnt!