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Reminez:
Okay. I'll ignore her for now .
I don't think I'll be able to pull off your other suggestion oo . I've got other ladies on my whatsapp . To be candid with you , I'm a snake when it comes to dealing with ladies . They all think I'm a very good guy who can't hurt a fly . Changing my dp to any lady's for that matter would send the wrong signal and my cover blown .
I act and appear formless to my ladies but I'm a closet player ( tho not a player in the real sense of it. .lol )
Harddon , I want to make this girl my rose without rocking the boat of my other flowers . I don't want to toe the path of changing display pictures sir . IS THEIR ANOTHER WAY

If u cant pull off my second suggestion, that means you r a PLAYER....
N all players have covers n al covers have a reconing day....here iz that day!

Gee, bliv me, it wud save u alot of aches, timing, calculation, lies , dramas n heart aches to upgrade your player status to a more honourable n beffiting title.

You cant be gettin.scared of ladies cos u got skeletons in ur cupboard.
Come out of ur shelL n be U!


Havent u read when i tell even my new ladies that im a lil heart breaker? That they shouldnt fall in luv wt me? Yet still they do?

Ok, let's help u out:

Look for one fine strange lady"s pix , use it as ur dp with a text wishing her a api bornday. God help u if u use som gurl that som1 knows!

IAmOged:
Nairaland PUAs LOGDE....

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The thread should be renamed(suggestion)
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And A shadow elected to Lord Harddon
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Its time the skill sets of PUAs here are displayed on all ladies on dis forum..(na suggestion)

@ suggested name change.

Nairaland's PUA's Lounge.

As sleek as it sounds, it defeats our purpose here.

PUAs are nothing but Gamers( Players) n as we all know, game played over a period of time gets boring n loses itz fevor n flavour.
Players lose essence of the game n stale out. Leaving so many ladies' hearts shattered beyond repair.

I would not be a party nor advocate of that.

Our ultimate goal here is to demystify the world of women n let men into their thinking faculty.
N in d process, they r able to know their God given role, avoid wasting scarce resource tru bribing ladies wit gifts ( driving them off b4 they even say hello) n wify that one for them

Wow!
lord HardDon! What a title!

Tot i already have so many shadows right in here? ( or im i missing sometin?)


About displaying these drills, if u go tru my posts on other threads, u wud see i use them alot. Sometimes, i share dese posts so others following me can see field effects.
I encourage every1 to live by these.
Cos they wrk not only on ladies but on al n sundry

Your Tale, we wano learn

ELITE12:
your really experienced Harddon,

that's exactly the issue that has come up"remembering " their names and even sometimes the faces too

I chat with a lot of girls now and some I don't even collect numbers thou I strive to make the little chat we have together memorable even wen I don't feel like having anything to do with them

Yea, experience cant be plucked off d pages of wantom books


Like i told u ealier, dont be a scatter gun:
Filter n separate ur lists into
1) Potential Spots
2) Target Pratice
3) Fzzzzzzzzzs

Place all potential hits( these r ladies wit wify potentials) together as u get numbers. N zoom in on one per time.
While u hone n test ur skills with d second group( Target Practice..... these r ladies with gud sense of humour but u dont really fancy getting down wit or ladies u demoted from d first group).

The last group is just random ladies that fancy u so much but dey r fxzzzd by u
They are always @ ur beck n call


Remember: demotion n promotion btw d first group is very necessary if u wud stay sleek

joshysmartie:
first... we dont stay close anymore...
2nd she had a guy frnd over there that asked her out that she told me she didnt reply... i suggested she kept him friendzoned

then suddenly she started snubbing.. im just worried

ps... i dont wanna bed no one...

Guy friend wasnt frndzoned, he clocked her, thereafter,, in d after glow, she realized, u wud hv cosed her much joy if she had listened to u...... n u got rather demoted.

Get the memo geee

DavidTheGeek:
Talking about that blog thing you working on, i develop apps for bloggers, i'm an android developer. Lets talk more when the blog is ready.

Sure D!
We cud use some helping hands

I got ideas

SimpleBea:
which page.

harddon, their was this gel who chat me up on whatsapp thru whatsapp group. ah dnt know her bt she insisted that she know me. all efforts to get her introduced herself prove abortive. she s proovin stubborn. any help wt that?

Put urself in her shoes....do u think gurls wud let u on their space without them knowing u?
Ignore her....possibly block her


These kinda ladies might be monitoring spirits...lol

Reminez:
1) I didn't ask her out
2)I didn't lie about how I got her number .

In light of the above , can I still get something outta nothing or I should move on .
I'm sure in your world, nothing is insurmountable tho.
I ll be looking forward to your professional contributions .

Lets ignore her for a while shall we?
Cos rigjt now, everything u do, wud most def have opposite efffects

While @ it, use other beautiful gurl's picture as ur dps on rotation . They musr be more beautiful n ensdowed than her

If he does that , it means u lay there like a log of wood while he was doing all d work.

From experience, its d other way round . Ladies love to sleep from cloud 9:
After they've screamed, scratched, vibrated n spoken in strange languages, they sleep off like doves.

While i wash up, flip on my laptop n back to work.

This is d best way to get her off ur backs so u can have time wit ur system or play ur console game or answer some strange calls ( itz gud ta be gud)

SimpleBea:
harddon baba.
i hail thee o.
Do you remember my monicker?.
Am one of ur fan since the creation of this thread.
Am actually out of that shell called shyness.

But one thing remain, how to make a girl agree wt sleepin wt u?. am poor in that aspect.

Gurl agree to sleep wit u? Where did u learn that?

we hv dealt wit goin physical, go to the page n read it up

Reminez:
Lord HARDDON sir. I've been a keen observer of your work since inception . Please, I have a girl I'm trying to set a 'P' with . I only saw her at an event once but I couldn't talk to her that day due to reasons beyond my control . But fortunately for me , one of my guys gave me her digits. I called her and we fixed a meeting . But she would neither pick nor reply my calls after our meeting . This was particularly shocking to me because the meeting went well and i did make her laugh that day . She had to confess before we departed that I made her disclose 'more than necessary info' about herself being our first ever meeting . Recently , we started chatting on whatsapp albeit very sparingly . Sincerely , a headway seems herculean with the way things are going. A part of me wants to let go because I personally believe no lady has the right to 'dey use me play like that ' . But then , I don't want to give up on her so easily . She might just be playing hard to get (a very hard one at that ).
WHAT SHOULD I DO AT THIS JUNCTION HARDDON AND CO... Help a brother in distress

Did u ask here out?
If u didnt, there r a couple of things that cud be responsible:
1) Her guy found out she hung out wit another guy n heavy beef erupted, probably after makeup ....., she vowed not to hv any contact wit u again.

2) there was sometin she didnt fancy about u.

3) she just came to see what u luk like n doesnt wano get involved.
Etc



She isnt playing hard to get, u guys r way past that now.
Btw, when she asked u how u got her line, what was ur response? Did u lie?

If only r/ship has a rule book, we all be drones
...!


Just feed in the programs, n off we shoot

WackyJ1:
Bruh. Is having flashy pictures depicting wealth a neccesary pre-requisite for chatting up girls on social media (Instagram, facebook & twitter)
Most of these platforms usually have certain subliminal social standards for what is considered cool and popular.

What's the best way for one to go in and get the best response

Yes n No


Yes because the first thing that attracts a gurl to ur page, prf or wor ever , is your display pics or your words of wisdom u dropped on a post or your sound command of mother English or ur ability to flow sublime in verses.


DIsplay pics r of two effects on a woman.

If u got hanDsome face like mine( lol) or ur body is built like that of flavour( or mine too), they wud drool n even chat u up most times.
They just wano own u to themselves b4 d other tiny gurls notice u. Lol.

The other effect is wealth assurance.
Gurls love money n ability to fly from one country to d other seeing diff places n fine things.

Once they see u holding ur own sway, they wud wano get close....

But i should warn u: u wud only meet fake gurls like this.


My advise?
Even if ur dad is Bill gates, dont toll this path. Cos u wud end up disappointed n so alone soon.
U have to strive to keep up.

It is like living a fake life! It always comes back to hunt u.
While making d money, take gud pics with gud scenery n post.

N hey, while in Paris, u can post location, if u know what i mean

HARDDON:
But no matter how sleek u r, sometin cud always go not acording to ur plans.

This is where d power of the gift of your gab comes to play. Your ability to think on ur feet in quick quantum n swift sparadic ways.

Elite12,

Your solution is to push 1 to a logical conclusion b4 u take on another.

As u grow, u learn to combine 2,3 and so on.

@ the height of my waywardness, i had 5 @ one point in time, slept with d 5 in one day, on rationed timing! Coordination was superb but as u do well know, i sendless.


Even @ that, respect Ladies! Never Intensionally hurt them. Never mal treat them.
This is why i never sleep with any1 i wudnt be proud walking on d road with. ( though i dont show it).

There is one Secret of mine i wud share as we roll....it is called Eros Signature. It is like a love portion. This is what one guy used on one of my friend's sister that no matter the beating she recieves becos of this guy every sunday, she still sneaks out to see him every Sunday!

This is when u couple other lil tins to this drills n eternally have her @ ur beck n call. No matter what u do to her, she quickly forgives u.

Dont know if it wud be wise to share that here on a second tot. We got kids in here.

Lastly,

Have one Rose but many flowers. ( dont need to explain that)

HARDDON:
How do u keep Nancy from catching u real-time with Fumi?

how do u keep tracks on all of them?

My Response?
You must have principles.
Dont be a scatter gun....wish i cud explan this more. Our blog wud throw more light.

But no matter how sleek u r, sometin cud always go not acording to ur plans.

This is where d power of the gift of your gab comes to play. Your ability to think on ur feet in quick quantum n swift sparadic ways.

N hey! Dont bother lieing.

Guys like us dont.

HARDDON:
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Hehehe.... feels like dropping a bunny Into a carrot forest! U wud be stoned!
That is the ish with this drills! They launch u into this ethereal cleft with its peculiar issues u must solve!

Now that the Issue of approaching n getting number is solved, the other issue u wud soon encounter is remembering who is who.

Hence i devised a Month-aphabetic-situational ways of saving numbers.

I have discussed this in one of d pages.

The greatest mistake u wud make here is saving their names just like that.

The other ish u wud face, is how to filter the list quickly on a weekly bases.
Unlike most guys, endownment n beautiful face dont cut it for me no more.
luv classy, creamy, brainy ladies, technically endowed with def sense of humour!

For your level now, this ish wud come as u getting confused on how u can manage them all.
How u wud take nkechi's call while with Oge

How do u keep Nancy from catching u real-time with Fumi?

how do u keep tracks on all of them?

My Response?
You must have principles.
Dont be a scatter gun....wish i cud explan this more. Our blog wud throw more light.

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ELITE12:
Gud Evening GuyZ
I FEEL LIKE CRYING TODAY IS THE HAPPIEST DAY FOR ME SO FAR

I talked to and got the phone numbers of Six different girls today and I know they are sooo interested in me
waoooo so happy what do I do now I have this numbers

also they other girl I asked out and am ignoring I getting really angry when she see's me I see it in her face, how do I Handel her,or should I keep ignoring her

Hehehe.... feels like dropping a bunny Into a carrot forest! U wud be stoned!
That is the ish with this drills! They launch u into this ethereal cleft with its peculiar issues u must solve!

Now that the Issue of approaching n getting number is solved, the other issue u wud soon encounter is remembering who is who.

Hence i devised a Month-aphabetic-situational ways of saving numbers.

I have discussed this in one of d pages.

The greatest mistake u wud make here is saving their names just like that.

The other ish u wud face, is how to filter the list quickly on a weekly bases.
Unlike most guys, endownment n beautiful face dont cut it for me no more.
luv classy, creamy, brainy ladies, technically endowed with def sense of humour!

For your level now, this ish wud come as u getting confused on how u can manage them all.
How u wud take nkechi's call while with Oge

@ Sweery

Here is to wisdom untamed
Here is to wealth untouched
Here is to long life
Here is to prosperity
Here is to sound health
Here is to favour flux


Just like the sea does not struggle to flow
Nor the sun stress to shine
May u not strive to excel in this new age

Here is to u!
Hip! Hip!! Hipz!!! ( oya complete it! )
Api bornday



@ op, cant imagine fg decending so low as to meddle in this by election! With all these ultra moves to havr a foothold , @ whatever cost in Rivers, it is clear who sponsored his election.

Wike is a graasroot man. He tot amaechi d game so i expect him to out do him again.

The instances u sited r foreign, in Nigeria, gurls gang rape guys. He wud keep cUming untIII dere is more sparm n he start releasing blood!

No one questions, no one reports! Even d ones that were bold enuf to report, popo just laughs @ them n ask thm if they didnt enjoy it
That infact, they r looking for gurls that wud rape them


Based on d foregoing, n d punishment melted if the case was d other way round , im forced to douth it is man's world

ChiFirstLady:
as him no wan calm down. If she no fit do am, I fit help but make she ready to loose her bf......I no be cucumber fan o

Chaiz!
I am fully covered!

Why wud i wano waste this kinda meal?

Every moment she's here must be maximized.

Too hawt
Too wet
Too tight

ChiFirstLady:
U no satisfy ni? One day, make u give am like neva b4 and make sure say na u start am and don't give him space. No resting.....go like 8rounds if u can and in d morning try again, na him go run. If u can't do it, run for ya life cos it's a mismatched libido. Don't shave o,by d tym him joystick peel, he shall rest

rossiebarbie:
Just transfer him to me...shikena

Bware what chu wish 4 R gurl

Nori:
It's like some guys have supernatural powers in the sex department, am sure he goes on and on without releasing. He must have a high dose of testosterone.

Itz not our fault, just d way we were wired.


But come to think of it, why wud others be complaining of their 1min guys yet a gurl hv some1 that drives her to d skies none stop yet she be complaining too!?


what does women want really?

D1ck small , they wail tinie winie banana, the ish huge dey cry bloodz n dont want u launching it all in...!
Da heck da confusion?

The major clause in the write up is this:

"I KNOW SHE IS TELLING THE TRUTH" .

The thing is: women can think cooly and calmly but they end up thinking with their HEARTS instead of their HEADS.

A woman u have been with for 6 years n not an issue. A woman that was ready to give up her pride to save save the face of the family. A woman dat hasnt been giving u issues with feeding n school fees since u got laid off.
Guess she has been feeding the family too!
Your sole confidant

As much as it is difficult to swallow, you cant but take her back!

The only issue is: You cant live in that whole section of d state again! U must move to a far away place.

And build all over again.
Bliv me, if u can be man enuf ti weather this storm, the bond between both of u wud become stronger.
Call Your wify gee



This is why i advocate people learning skills even with ur degree.

joshysmartie:
my best frnd is a girl... but she started snubing rexently...
wha do i do ....

Two things r involved : it is either u r showing her signs that suggest u aint just satifieD with been her friend( u wano bed her, probably u tried touching her) . Now she cant trust u no more


2) she got a new guy that isnt confortable with his gurl been been friend with another guy. She go mentionin.ur name everytime n he has forced a promise from her to cut u off!


Ehmmmm gee, tell us: can a lion n a goat be best of friends? Talk to us, u r eyeing her aint u?

Teniolasmart:
thanks bro.... I will try and talk to her on sunday

Keep it simple then. U must think of how u wud start the convo.

Is she in d choir? What service group does she belong?
Do u have any of u guy's childhood pixs u can bring along to spice up a convo?

U can build your confidence first n start d convo like this:
Hi (place her name here) , we used to be best of friends, when we were younger, do u remember? ..

.from there , u guys can roll back time in memories, but make sure u make fun of her while @ it like:
"I remember when u used to make me clay food n wen i refuse to eat,u go crying":

U must talk slowly, breath down deeply n slowly. Look.@ her eye balls directly. She wud be forced to look away.

Be the first to walk away, im yet to make up my mind if it was nice meeting uu again, but i must go now..... here is my number, call. ( or u can skip d number part for now)

Btw,
Wonder why a guy wud be shy! Is that even normal? Gurls shy, guys shy ! How wud d world rotate then?

Teniolasmart:
hey hardDon.......there is dis girl actually in my church(she is actually d pastor daughter and just clocked 19 this week.................and i just clocked 18)she is always staring at me everytime in d church.....................yap every single time...........

And i am beginning to think she has a crush on me.......;;;;;;;;;but i am scared to approach her cos am not really sure
NOTE.;she is a very pretty girl and every boys dream
but d thing is that we don't talk to each other before except when we little which shld be 8 years ago.........
I also think she is far above my level to even like me at all




am also handsome toO(people tell me a lot especially girls)

@ 18, you are just to young to start having heart issues. Wait till u r 21
But nothing stops u from making gud friends with no strings attached.

To break d ice btw u two, wen u notice her staring just smile n walk up to her n start a convo like this:

Hi, i noticed u r too shy to come say hello to a cute guy, so here i am to help ur ministry.

As she is laughing n thunderstruck, continue thus:

We used to be very kul wen we were younger remember?
But u gave me loads of troubles.
....

No bones...
.

Sure he arose! Science cant construe that! Atiests cant Deny that.

Haters cant undo that.

The whole earth n everything there in bears testimony , the skies, planets undiscovered, stars yet unknown all testify that the earth is d Lords n d fulness thereof. He lives n only him deserved our worship

Inhumane!

liljboy:
headword receive brain here

You guys surmon n invoke people likE u r invoking spirit now?

But ehmmmm, jst imagine the moniker u r invoking


Chai, what ive i done?

Now we know who was truely behind all this!

The APC stand-alone system based in boudilion lagos!

Wonder Why m utd stuggle in d league!

Did anybody watch liverpool match?

3Goals donw, then blam, super cUmback 4;3

Dicksonpal:
lies!! she does, some ladies are not satisfied with a Dick oo

Oh, i was thinking it was my kinda guy.