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RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
HARDDON:
@ bolded, u killed the flow with ur MR NICE GUY reply.

U should let her buy it n even tell her tis:
" while @ it, get me a plate of isi ewu with a bottle of dom perignon also. We r celebrating"

Something very expensive u know they dnt sell around

Then wen see she returns, u say
"Thanks for this.... but ehmmmm, my head reapond to kind gestures but u have to do more than this to win my heart. That thing has a mind of its own. "



See? Challenging, enchanting! Exciting!
Mark of a man confortable in his sleek skin. cool



2) we dont ask for names! Who cares bout her name? We drop line of note n roll


3) wrong number in dis age? Brahahaha!
Btw, we dont challenge in this kinda situation, we punish!

Afta she gives u the right one, u say
" hey, u blew ur chances with me. Just as i was about making u my woman!" Aerrrhhhhhh


4) guys like us dont talk normal !

We make fun of them in an attractive way. Normal talks r boring , boring talks drive gurls away! Wake up!

Kindly read d thread again!
We dont play games either we live.

To pull her closer, we usually have a plan. N everything we do n say drives that plan home


Here is out plan

1) meet : wE meet two types of people socially

Those we cant date but have fun personalities n other traits we find intriguing...... Target Practice

2) thoES that have our physical endowment ....Potential Dates

For the first group, plan is simple: we build our confidence with them. because they r people who really like us , r very free n wE can be our natural self around. Say anything to them.

SeconD group : Here is the plan:

1. Meet

2. Drops lines of note, get the digit, get out.....what do we need the digit 4? Make her Rose or a flower

3. We call with that singular purpose.....we dont call asking boring quesions.

If u dont have a plan, she wud naturally deploy her plans on u !
Her plans? Yea they all subconsciously have 3 also in this perticular order of code


If {
He has money but no attractive force,

Echo: Make him a maga tie him to fzone


. if{ he has attractive force,

Echo: over ride all other progrqms n acquire him

Else : he must be a learner

Echo: friendzone

End

}}
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:17am On Dec 30, 2016
Omooba224:
Man Hardonn! I've been following this thread for almost a week now, I would be glad if you can nurture me.
There is this babe I just met in my school, at 1st I used this line (saw her drinking a Viju) "I will like to drink from your Viju" She replied "heya, I have exhausted it, lemme buy for you ". She had wanted to buy it for me but I said she should not worry. I just ask her name and left. A week after, I saw her, She rushed to dash out her digits of which a wrong number. Few weeks later, (last week)I saw her at a mall and challenged her for giving me a wrong number. She now gave me a new one. I called her thrice since that day and we just[b] talked normally[/b].. I want to step up my game with her..
@ bolded, u killed the flow with ur MR NICE GUY reply.

U should let her buy it n even tell her tis:
" while @ it, get me a plate of isi ewu with a bottle of dom perignon also. We r celebrating"

Something very expensive u know they dnt sell around

Then wen see she returns, u say
"Thanks for this.... but ehmmmm, my head reapond to kind gestures but u have to do more than this to win my heart. That thing has a mind of its own. "



See? Challenging, enchanting! Exciting!
Mark of a man confortable in his sleek skin. cool



2) we dont ask for names! Who cares bout her name? We drop line of note n roll


3) wrong number in dis age? Brahahaha!
Btw, we dont challenge in this kinda situation, we punish!

Afta she gives u the right one, u say
" hey, u blew ur chances with me. Just as i was about making u my woman!" Aerrrhhhhhh


4) guys like us dont talk normal !

We make fun of them in an attractive way. Normal talks r boring , boring talks drive gurls away! Wake up!

Kindly read d thread again!
CrimeRe: Burial Of Temidayo Adeleke, Lady Murdered By Her Cameroonian House Boy (Photos) by HARDDON: 11:00am On Dec 30, 2016
Ishilove:
Completed race at age 33? The good Lord forbid. Her race wasn't completed; it was brutally cut short.

Some people are just destiny wasters, specially picked out by the devil to truncate promising lives.
It is not by how long u live but by how much impact u make on humanity in ur eartly daily walk

It is by d smile u draw out of that downcast soul, about the hand u lent to the lonely soul, about the shoulder u gave to that crying soul, about the the care u showed to that hungry soul , about the cloths u gave to that nak3d soul.

And generally about the warmt u brought to a winter world.



May we not end like that but may we end well


My Quiet Quill
SportsRe: Serena Williams Is Engaged To Alexis Ohanian, Reddit Co-Founder. Gets Backlash by HARDDON: 10:09am On Dec 30, 2016
deb303:
and they say the whites are racist
SErina isnt just Another chocolate soul, she is d face of d blacks

Imagine a queen of a community abadoning all d fyn men in her domain to hit it wit an unknown man


Im very free minded..... the above is just dissectin the mind of those people
CelebritiesRe: Phyno And Ifeanyi Ubah At Ifeanyi Ubah Stadium In Anambra by HARDDON: 9:30am On Dec 30, 2016
Big Belle Economics,

Belleful yet hungry
RomanceRe: 2016 Romance Section Scandal Show kicks off sat by HARDDON: 9:25am On Dec 30, 2016
AngelSweetLips:
Nope... still nothing. Go read a book or two then try again smiley
Your colour hasnt changed, what were u expecting; An instant miracle?

U need some crEam, till then, com givE big Deddy a big bear hug wink
RomanceRe: 2016 Romance Section Scandal Show kicks off sat by HARDDON: 1:33am On Dec 30, 2016
Lawlahdey:
Sorry??

You don't sound familiar huh
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Hmmmm

Nvm
RomanceRe: 2016 Romance Section Scandal Show kicks off sat by HARDDON: 1:33am On Dec 30, 2016
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RomanceRe: 2016 Romance Section Scandal Show kicks off sat by HARDDON: 1:31am On Dec 30, 2016
sweetjude:
na small girl boss , booobs neva mature
cheesy
Lol, i wasnt trying to minister to her bo0bs u pervert!

cheesy
RomanceRe: 2016 Romance Section Scandal Show kicks off sat by HARDDON: 1:26am On Dec 30, 2016
Lawlahdey:
Yeah??
Come closer, i wano whisper something into ur ears
RomanceRe: 2016 Romance Section Scandal Show kicks off sat by HARDDON: 1:21am On Dec 30, 2016
Lawlahdey?
RomanceRe: 2016 Romance Section Scandal Show kicks off sat by HARDDON: 1:10am On Dec 30, 2016
AngelSweetLips:
Yeah I even used a dictionary to help understand what you wrote and nope still not understanding undecided
If u werent sooooooo dark , u wud hv shocked
RomanceRe: 2016 Romance Section Scandal Show kicks off sat by HARDDON: 1:05am On Dec 30, 2016
AngelSweetLips:
Help me ask him undecided
Was using periscope to look for ur nose on my phn

#Ouch

cheesy
RomanceRe: 2016 Romance Section Scandal Show kicks off sat by HARDDON: 1:03am On Dec 30, 2016
Any presidence to this? Where is that of 2015?

Hands itchy
RomanceRe: Lounge For Newcomers/passive Members On Romanceland by HARDDON: 12:56am On Dec 30, 2016
Ermmmmm


What givs?
RomanceRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Man And His Curvy Woman by HARDDON: 12:49am On Dec 30, 2016
Oh i wish u well groom to be!

But Big Brother wud always says;

To get a mentor, go up 10 step above u

For a friend, a step abv

For a wife, a step below......


N pastor wud always say: marry ur size.


Dont know why im waxing lyrical.....
RomanceRe: Yuletide Of Luv: Drop A Luv Note....penciled By Harddon by HARDDON(op): 11:44pm On Dec 29, 2016
Zeus100:
drop one lets see
grin

Evuls

Drop urs
RomanceRe: Yuletide Of Luv: Drop A Luv Note....penciled By Harddon by HARDDON(op): 11:36pm On Dec 29, 2016
Take me i pray thee
To a place where lines rule n Wine droool
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:32pm On Dec 29, 2016
Kalatium:
@Harddon u forgot to deal with this drill.
I did?

Nah,we rolll that soonn
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama Expels Russian Diplomats by HARDDON: 10:52pm On Dec 29, 2016
The moment u realise soon u wudnt be flying airforce 1 n wud be giving up d Green House to an enemy......

We cud as well mess things up a lil bit
PoliticsRe: Obama Calls Buhari As DSS Arrests Al-Barnawi, ISIS-Recognised Boko Haram Leader by HARDDON: 2:26pm On Dec 29, 2016
After d media hype, he wud be released in exchange for some cows.

Smh
RomanceRe: Top Reasons Why Men Cheat:must Read For Every Woman. by HARDDON: 12:40pm On Dec 29, 2016
Apart from few cases where a spouse is inherently a randy rascal or some average guy wit lil self control, the women r mostly to blame for this.


To add:


Nagging n bellicose woman,

Intelligently defiencient , selfish, not homely , spendthrif n a host of others!

But nagging takes d day
RomanceRe: Man Declares His Love For His Girlfriend But She Responds With A Savage Reply by HARDDON: 12:07pm On Dec 29, 2016
Ouch!

EventsRe: Ladies In Leaf Clothing Show Off Their Glamour At The 2016 Calabar Carnival.PICS by HARDDON: 11:54am On Dec 29, 2016
Colourful!

Missed this year's
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:40am On Dec 29, 2016
okwypascal:
boosss

exactly how it happens o, me I do easily leave them bcus u might jus end up over doing.

but boss this something u can not say here, nawa o, help a bro na, atleast u can send it as a mail biko. bcus if u know the kind hot chick I jus let go, u would borrow me ur skills to get her. now am just being mean to her to retain my ballz.
Now i know what it is: Tension
You obviously havent mastered ur inner self.
This is .worse tin that can happen to a guy. N the really teasingly hawt gurls wud make it even more difficult once they sence ur lack of confident n breath losing.

Itz all in ur head. Sendless n gain all.

And hey, stop been mean, its not her fault u cant take hold of ur testoterone

The inner man needs constant word dose, constant victory to grow n king.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:26am On Dec 29, 2016
Ustec:
Sir don,
After reading ur book,..it has really change how I feel about myself,my confident level had skyrocketed,though havnt go for any field practise..
So I want to say a Big thank you very much and God blees ya
Below is d chat I engage wit a lady on facebook I tld u abt:
She posted on her FB wall "AM SINGLE"
guys wea commenting she no respond,me just enter and say

ME: U are mine if u can impress me well enough..,!
The nxt she did was

Her:replied with 20 lol smiley(u kno dat laughing symbl na)

Me: U should knw d nxt thin if u re rily interested..chat me up!

Her: God forbid... Abeg, am not desperate

Me: Me eithr,..bt u hv limited time cos entry will soon close...
Her: LMAO.. I wish you luck
That was all for that day.
Guys dea wea saying so many surprise stuff,me no mind.
But I din gv up lyk my BOSS,HARDON will always say.
The fllwg day she uploaded one sexy(kinda hot) pix of hers and wrote #feeling silly..
So i jst tot of 1 of d BOSS punchline,..

ME:u are rily looking hot in dis 1 o,..u took hot pepper ni..

Waited for some minutes,..she din reply,a tot jst cam 2 me dat I shld delit d comment,so I did,dont knw y ethr..
So latr @ nyt I decide 2 try chatting her up on FB messanger....
Dis wea our chats
For a newbie, you did a great job!
confidence is there

You just need to learn how to blend the words. N stop been needy. Be very ready to walk on by when she isnt up to par.

N UNDERSTAND THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE , SHE HAS EVERYTHING TO GAIN!

This is our watchword.

Your first line wud have be superb if you let the endng elicit a response. How did u want her to impress u? What does she have to do? See? It wudvt been more engaging. Eg

".........impress me : what r your still set that should Make me WANO consider ur application? "

See?

SENSE PILL 80: Make open Ended statements, Ask leading on Questions, this makes it fun for ladies to respond easily without monosylables.

Your second line was totally off!
How can u ask an apllicant that hunger is beating if she is interested?

In all u r getting there. Keep praticing like this, soon ud be gud.

Dont eva forget ur aim: u r d boss n giving her an opportunity to wow u n probably ud consider her
RomanceRe: To Y'all Sending Emails,I Get No Time For Emails. Chat Through My Page If U Like by HARDDON: 11:17pm On Dec 28, 2016
Business indeed! Business tycoon! grin

Hmmmmm, what do people model wit again? Tongue or.....nw im confused

Soar U
RomanceRe: To Y'all Sending Emails,I Get No Time For Emails. Chat Through My Page If U Like by HARDDON: 11:12pm On Dec 28, 2016
Bluezy13:
Relax,
Those who give a fvck...









Are coming
grin


Mehn did u see those thick black lips made by wrappin.on dah constant?
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
okwypascal:
thanks man, after u na u

But they is this stuff I noticed guy, u can't jus flow with every gal, I dont know if u av experienced it, like the convo won't just be connecting not that she is forming hard to get but I dont jus know. boss whats ur possible solution cos I do end up leaving them
i get your drift....!
Itz normal...... it is not only magnent that have invincible force fields . Humans do too.

Just like u cant date everybody, convo too is same.

Tension can cause this, her lack of humour sense can too, ur not livng ready cud n so many other factors.

The best move is mos def to just go n dont act a fool.

There is something else i cant say here. Just makes ur mind blank.....
RomanceRe: Risque Things We See At Club Joker Every Night (pics) by HARDDON: 10:25pm On Dec 28, 2016
2SWT:
Me likey but Boo won't allow me go to club cry
Like u can afford a boo? cheesy
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
DrAnie:
Hey harddon and other gurus in d house. Please, i need a quick advice. I just got out of a messed up relationship about 2 months ago. As y'all might already know, I was overly caring and proclaimed love for my girl several times due to my naivety. I also naively asked out, which she responded with " i will pray about it". Well, i ended the relationship thingy to give her time to pray well after 4months of dating. Nonsense!
Anyways, all that is past story now. I have been going out with a new girl for about 7 weeks now. I always call her my babe on IM chats, phone calls and text. She keeps on saying i haven't asked her out yet. That she would not concur she's my gf, until I ask her out. She won't even kiss me for this same reason. I really don't want to shoot myself in the leg this time. I really won't want to surrender my balls to her by asking her out. She's kinda putting me under pressure to ask her out formally. Women matter sef...
Please guys what do you advice about this issue?
U r too naive , too Nice, too needy! ! Gross Misconduct punishable by punch! angry embarassed

7 gud weeks she has been eating ur dough! Flexing ur time , airtime n so many other while u r here calling BABE? U r lucky this is not wiithin my training session, guys wud hv held ur hands n legs, lie u flat oon d floor while i give u sttrokes of aboki bulala .

Who Dah f gives a flying f about dating her sORry a33? ( i only use d f word wen im angry! N ryt now i am!))

U just succedded in handinG her ur huge balls strewpidly.
N oh how she controls u so!
One wud hv tot u learnt ur lesson from d oda gurl.

REMEDY

Too pissed to proffer any!

Ok, im feelin beta now after pausing for 15mins


Here is what you wud do.

U wud assume u broke up with her n stop calling, hanging out.
If she calls, pick n in a hurry tone tell her u wud call her back n drop. Dont call back. Or let d phn ring , dont take. UnDo all d nice moves. Cut her wings

Pay the sacrifice n digest this Thread.
Meet others while @ it.

If eventually u let her a lil audience n she go asking why u changed, tell her u got a new gurl n uve moved on, she should do dsame!

Then excuse urself n roll home. this is where u wud see begging if she really likes u, but if she never did n was just using u, u wud know also cos she wud move on with her life!

Digest the thread!

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