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Politics › Re: “God Owns Lagos, Entire Universe” – PDP Blasts Oba Of Lagos by HARDDON: 8:32pm On Apr 06, 2015
Don
Romance › Re: Must You Always Know Your Partners Location All The Time? by HARDDON: 11:03am On Apr 06, 2015
mirexxx:
ok
might i ask a question though?
Romance › Re: Must You Always Know Your Partners Location All The Time? by HARDDON: 10:59am On Apr 06, 2015
mirexxx:
what?
Really shouldnt say.....
Romance › Re: What's Up With Some Guys And Under Age Girls?! by HARDDON: 10:58am On Apr 06, 2015
vizkiz:
I guess its because those chicks out there are now outdated...niggas are moving on to the next generation grin
Itz a circle thingy, it didn't start today , it ain't just go no blow away tomorrow .

because there is always this imbalance . just like eve, gurls always tend to be ahead in d r/ship thingy. B4 a guy of her age even notice his pubic hairs, she has been browsing diff things.

Before he would think of getting a gf, she is already super used or engaged to some1 older, what does he do? He look below to d younger ones. And d circle continues
Romance › Re: Must You Always Know Your Partners Location All The Time? by HARDDON: 10:40am On Apr 06, 2015
mirexxx:
ehen na
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Why Jonathan Lost To Buhari – Sanusi by HARDDON: 10:37am On Apr 06, 2015
Gasout:
But this same man(GEJ) was voted in by all and sundry in 2011. The Monarch is damn right
Get ur facts right !

Hope u can decode the map below

Foreign Affairs › Re: Massacre Of 147 people In Kenya: Face Behind The Attack by HARDDON: 8:12pm On Apr 05, 2015
Macelliot:
These are the six men who stormed a university campus in Kenya on April 2nd and massacred 147 people including students, guards and school staff. They'e part of Somali militant group, Al-Shabaab.

They are: 1. Muumin Abdalla Muumin 2.Suleiman Mohamed Awadh 3.Abdifatah Abubakar Abdi 4.Abdalla Salim Marumu 5.Mohamed Abubakar Mohamed 6.Mahir Khalid Riziki.



[img]http://2.bp..com/-FX0HwF-Hgg0/VR-bKCrVR6I/AAAAAAAE45g/dIleny8cWfY/s1600/1.jpg[/img] [img]http://3.bp..com/-MSIFrxl59Ns/VR-bKnUc01I/AAAAAAAE45k/Q9u2oLJRKJY/s1600/2.jpg[/img]


https://mobile.twitter.com/moderncorps/status/583960850450485248
N thereupon have it again, Muslim!
Politics › Re: Obama Awards Certificate Of Competency To Jega by HARDDON: 8:08pm On Apr 05, 2015
CityNG:
grin

You looked at my profile pic? You said you didn't care.

I'll reach yankee one day sha grin
Hahahaha , this guy is a clown ! That is not u Jor , urs has three stripes not 5
Family › Re: Help!!!my Dad Is Cheating On My Mum by HARDDON: 8:06pm On Apr 05, 2015
missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Op, for the sake of your mum and dad's marriage, I think it's best you don't tell your mum or anyone.

From everything you have said, it seems you are really close to your dad.

Here is my advise~ I think the best thing you do is sit your dad down and talk to him in all seriousness and maturity
Tell him that what he is doing isn't right and it's even having a bad influence on you as his child.
Explain to him that him cheating on your mum is total wickedness because she loves him so much.
Tell him that if he doesn't stop that you would report him to a spiritual leader or an elder relation.

If he continues this absurd behavior, Op you have no choice but to do just that.

I know it would be tough being in your condition but don't give up on your dad. Always include him in your prayers and keep on praying that God would continue to keep his union with your mum.

Thanks.[/color]
Nah, she shouldn't mention it to him rather since shes about getting married, she should shrewdly n cirosly ask him this question when he is in api mood :

Called him dad, looking into his eyes and tell him: dad I feel my fiance is cheating on me. Watch his words .....

If he excapes that, let her hit h with this: dad how wud u feel if I cry home tomorrow because he iz cheating on me?
Romance › Re: Shameful Habits Ladies Possess That Will Make Their Boyfriend Dump Them by HARDDON: 7:52pm On Apr 05, 2015
elantraceey:
To an extent you're correct , I met a guy who always complained about his gf being to lazy though she looked pretty and neat outside and in no time he left her .
Oh just own it up already. .....the list is flawless n spot on
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by HARDDON: 7:49pm On Apr 05, 2015
elantraceey:
what you typed is not true for 60% of them
Bliv u me, it is for 90% of em

N I did make d exception of Heredictory

Why wudnt they get fat? Go to bars, joints n clubs n see how they consume beer more than men cos its free when they wudnt dare exercise
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by HARDDON: 7:43pm On Apr 05, 2015
elantraceey:
Jeezz, you have a problem that no man can solve , may God help you undecided
Better we call a spade a spade, if it ain't Kul, let them get angry n start exercising .....

U shld too grin tongue
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by HARDDON: 7:39pm On Apr 05, 2015
elantraceey:
I'm just chubby
lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by HARDDON: 7:36pm On Apr 05, 2015
daviyjones:
Every man's dream is to marry/date a figure8 girls, who will marry the fat ones? Will they be begging guys to date them?

This is not fair!

I hardly see guys fatansizing about fat girls. Even nairaland guys.

To my fans pardon me no list this time.
Cos most are usually sweaty n dirty .

Cos u can't fold them up as u like during adrenaline exercise

Cos they r always lazy n not flexible

Cos u carry them out but take d sexy ones out.

Cos they are but object of instant passionate pleasure to those who fancy them ( can't walk with em during d day so hv them over very late @ night)
COS YOU WUD NEED TO INCREASE THE SIZE OF ALL D DOORS IN THE HOUSE WHEN SHE DROPS ONE

cos the bed, car, couch and everything they sit on always complain of mal treatment .

Cos they eat like elephants

Shld I continue?

I shld quickly add, no disrespect to the ones that r due heredictory ( doesn't mean u shldnt work out)

But I killa queen to all those that can't control their appetite
Politics › Re: Obama Awards Certificate Of Competency To Jega by HARDDON: 7:23pm On Apr 05, 2015
CityNG:
Trust me, say the prayers for Nigeria. Yah all need it more.

You don't even have a national airline and we have a space airline. Oh wait, well we used to have one grin
See this Yoruba man with 3 stripe tribal marks claiming Yankee
Politics › Re: Obama Awards Certificate Of Competency To Jega by HARDDON: 4:01pm On Apr 05, 2015
Billygee2u:
Since GEJ refused their homosexual gift to Nigeria,Us have never been happy and comfortable with GEJ ,even their secret tools Boko haram in fighting Nigeria that GEJ has put to surrender
God pass them. and he will not allow us to see shame no matter what the goons do

i whisper a lil prayer for them everyday cos they so much have deviated from their founding father's core values.
Politics › Re: Obama Awards Certificate Of Competency To Jega by HARDDON: 3:53pm On Apr 05, 2015
SirShymexx:
He said "regime change" and gave you a bloodless coup.

Sweet transition.
wow, he just puffed a snuff and said let there be regime change and there was regime change huh? Oh puleez!

and u mentioned bloodless coup, so he was masterminding a bloodful one at the background should jega not have fallen in line?

little wonder he refused to sell us arms to fight terror boys. lil wonder he offered phoney help which Gej turned down. lil wonder they stopped buying crude from us, lil wonder they have been prophesying doom for themselves in 2o15 and not Nigeria..... lil wonder the naira gained a lil weight at the pronouncement of the election result.... all done to frustrate the incumbent government aint it?

should u not know this young blood, the US puts its interest above that of any nation, and where there is milk, they wudnt mind raising fake dust to snuff out any opposition


sweet transition? hold your breath on that.

nonetheless, the will of the Lord be done
Politics › Re: Obama Awards Certificate Of Competency To Jega by HARDDON: 3:32pm On Apr 05, 2015
SirShymexx:
Not everything is black or white. And this has to be Obama's best foreign policy towards Africa since he became the POTUS and, everything he did leading up to the election and afterwards saved a lot of lives. This isn't/wasn't about just weapon - he saved a massive volcano that was about to erupt. Be grateful - don't hate, just celebrate.

And this man deserves his certificate for playing his part right/well.
Please do kindly educate us, what exactly did he do?
Politics › Re: Obama Awards Certificate Of Competency To Jega by HARDDON: 3:23pm On Apr 05, 2015
there is something Gej knows that we all dont...... he let it all go just to maintain the peace because there were local and foreign elements just waiting to pounce and ride on the tides of the election and break the nation apart in violence ... God has surely proved all their prophecies wrong.

GEJ YOu are forever A HERO
Phones › Re: Do You Still Remember This (picture) by HARDDON: 2:10pm On Apr 05, 2015
how life changes!

the money for that singular pack can be used to set up a full accessories shop today!
Politics › Re: Under Me, Your Money Will Be Safe – Buhari by HARDDON: 1:53pm On Apr 05, 2015
Youngtekkey:
I think that you call your father at home a clueless idiot,so no wonder it shows that u re a product of failed parental upbringing
not surprised, all APC knows is violence and foul words ............

but im far above u all. too sleek to be drawn from my peek to eat poo with u

u are hereby IGNORED
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (3 - 1) On 4th April 2015 by HARDDON: 1:20pm On Apr 05, 2015
AbuMaryam1:
We would gun you down, dont celebrate.
old school stunts, in this age of torpedo and rocket launchers u still use hand made okpo?
Politics › Re: Under Me, Your Money Will Be Safe – Buhari by HARDDON: 11:14pm On Apr 04, 2015
Olamitisoji:
You can never achieve that not in four years nd more, corruption has eaten deep, stop raising our hopes man. The only way that is possible is by bringing in that lustful sharia law you have always wanted us to impose on us. At that sef you still have to kill everyone in nigeria presently.
The clueless id1ot surrounds himself wit Tinubu n d likes yet talk about fighting corruption, who is he trying yo deceive ?

I feel for Gej, did guy wud come n be commissioning projects he has set up
Romance › Re: When A Lady Asks A Guy If He Has A Girlfriend,does It Mean She's Asking Him Out? by HARDDON: 10:55pm On Apr 04, 2015
ahsekeena:
Its ahs not ash,wantu believe that was a mistake?



I'm all ears
Oops! Ahs, my bad.

Btw, I told u to come a lil closer(a whisper) and u up in here saying u all ears? Common Gurl
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (3 - 1) On 4th April 2015 by HARDDON:
AbuMaryam1:
We would gun you down, dont celebrate.
U still carry hand made okpo around ? When there r rocket launchers n torpedo now?
Romance › Re: When A Lady Asks A Guy If He Has A Girlfriend,does It Mean She's Asking Him Out? by HARDDON: 10:39pm On Apr 04, 2015
ahsekeena:
U been in the game too long
Nah, the game has been in me too long!
No thanks to u folks .....

Come close Ash , wano whisper a lil som som into ur ears
Romance › Re: When A Lady Asks A Guy If He Has A Girlfriend,does It Mean She's Asking Him Out? by HARDDON: 10:31pm On Apr 04, 2015
Lavidah:
Op, when guy asks a lady if she has a boyfriend, does that mean he's asking her out??
Haba, it's a simple question that you can answer yourself.
No guy worth his balls would ask that .

Its like shooting urself on d foot n intentionally skyrocketing the commodity price urself!

Real men know, every Gurl has got a guy! Even imaginary ones. So we save our selves d aches.
Romance › Re: When A Lady Asks A Guy If He Has A Girlfriend,does It Mean She's Asking Him Out? by HARDDON: 10:25pm On Apr 04, 2015
ahsekeena:
I just ask that to strike a convo.

What's my business with if he has a girlfriend.



I only ask guys who ask me out.
N when did a woman that a guy has declared his intention to start making things easy by striking a convo?

Btw, didn't know guys still ask gurls out.

Yours truly even forgets to ask d name most times.

Leave d boring questions for other guys, just make her laugh hard. She'd be half way home cool
Romance › Re: When A Lady Asks A Guy If He Has A Girlfriend,does It Mean She's Asking Him Out? by HARDDON: 10:13pm On Apr 04, 2015
missclasssy:
[color=#000050]When a lady asks you this question, I think first of all she wants to know your relationship status.
She might really like you or just ask you out of plain curiosity.[/color]
Plain curiosity indeed.

Guys hear this, no matter how flippant a lady cut across when asking a question, be very careful b4 u answer cos most of their questions r nothing but hook lined with worms. Ansa wrongly n watch her withdraw from u or friend zone u


Now back to ur question op, when they ask u such question, itz usually for 3 reasons n 3 reasons alone:
1) they wano know if the coast is clear for colonization. If she really digs ur person.
Most don't want to be the side chick( cant share) even if they'd still end up being.....u know wat I mean

2) they wano know if u can be sincere ( she probably have gone tru ur phone n hv seen d msgs n pics of ur.....)

3) for the gold digas that wano snatch, they want to be sure n know exactly what they r up against . so as to prepare their minds.

For those that just wano tangle with no strings. They wano know how n when d collection wud be taking place.


This is how urs truly always ansa this trickish question:

Girl: do u hv a Gurl friend?

Me: I'm too hawt not to, I'm I not? **raised eyebrow

Or i'd say sure! She looks just like you! Think I met her in my previous life.....smiles

Just be cocky n funny about it but whatever u do never say NO I don't! Even if u dont! She knows u do! Arrrrrh!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (3 - 1) On 4th April 2015 by HARDDON: 5:29pm On Apr 04, 2015
AbuMaryam1:
Self acclaim best Epl club.
3 points in them bag! tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (3 - 1) On 4th April 2015 by HARDDON: 5:04pm On Apr 04, 2015
Funnicator:
Di Maria never score for epl this year. He is having a hard time at United me thinks. Hmmm man united first eleven gradually taking shape. Valencia has displaced Rafael. Here era and carick will always control midfield. Mata and fellaini have been good. Young is improving. Di Maria Falcao and van per sie sorry no room for you. Van per sie and Rooney go struggle for shirt ext season.


I hope de Gea ain't leaving in summer.
this is still not the best from this bunch of lads!

i expect much more from them

De Gae's body language is one of someone that is been swayed n enticed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (3 - 1) On 4th April 2015 by HARDDON: 5:03pm On Apr 04, 2015
Funnicator:
Di Maria never score for epl this year. He is having a hard time at United me thinks. Hmmm man united first eleven gradually taking shape. Valencia has displaced Rafael. Here era and carick will always control midfield. Mata and fellaini have been good. Young is improving. Di Maria Falcao and van per sie sorry no room for you. Van per sie and Rooney go struggle for shirt ext season.


I hope de Gea ain't leaving in summer.
this is still not the best from this bunch of lads!

i expect much more from them

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