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Mimienudles: Nathing mach. Jest fanny

mmmmm, i checked your profile ooooo, sure there is nothing you wano whisper into my ears right here?|?

lawrenceunaa: ok nah , i don't photoshop

whether you photoshop, corelshop or windowshop, shop na shop

rahymat: D awkward moment wen nairaland babes(Excludin me o) photoshop demselves wit their crushes and starts forming team married,lol

then when they suddenly realize that age is no more on their side, they ball in here putting up desperate adverts: all i want is a man, no matter how you are, just say hala and i'm all yours! i dont need your money and no matter how u look, i like the way you are ( DARAY!)

trust now, brothers be shinning kongo since 1820!


but ehmmm rahymat, how did you know? beginning to suspect you

Mimienudles: Okay

Seems one piczy caught your fancy huh? you could just see yourself in action?

please indulge us, which very one?

since men always want big b00000bs, fine eyes, tiny connecting rod and a duplex of a bootay, photoshop would always keep selling!

and since gurls cant do without dah sleek doh, abs, king kong muscles and shytes, men would always keep been men and hey, the world would keep revolving!


we all would rather lies, wouldnt we?

18) I gat low waist with abs, the upper side's got fats!

17) all for them money mehn! fast cash, cold cash , crude me...... them gurls gonno dig this.

ah, here comes MR Wavy! waving with my room!

17. I'm so crzly Endowed!… with some sack cloth that is!

16.Check out my new shoes! now this is just Epic!

15.It looks so real! Doh

14.So Tim, you’ve been in Africa over the summer huh?

12.Nice red ride! But why are you standing 10ft from it? and you seems to be floating!

1. Almost got me fooled! but where is your own face bro?

10. Aba na mama mia! are those detachable?

9.Bet this guy is really successful on Tinder

Hala King Kong! but ehmm, only on da right hand!

8.There’s a mirror in the room!

7.The whole room moves with her waist!

6.You have such nice eyes!

5.Wait, you missed the left one. Or is it the right?

4.I’m not alone! I’m hanging out with my boyfriend!

3.Nice try! Or wait.. it wasn’t!

2.Hey bro! What’s wrong with your curtains?

since men always want big b00000bs, fine eyes, tiny connecting rod and a duplex of a bootay, photoshop would always keep selling!

and since gurls cant do without dah sleek doh, abs, king kong muscles and shytes, men would always keep been men and hey, the world would keep revolving!


we all would rather lies, wouldnt we? cheesy cheesy cheesy

BTW, dont be such a shy duck, add yours, those ones you pimped just to get that particular guy(doh)/gurl.
here go:



1.Oh, so the sun shines from you your melon chest? wow!

I made it on my own, in my own way and on my own terms.

as much as i do understand the angle she is coming from, cant help but wonder and ponder about the many 'I's' and 'own' on this simple sentence alone. the last time i read about someone that used such I's, was in the Bible: Luke 12:13-21

16 And he told them this parable: “The ground of a certain rich man yielded an abundant harvest. 17 He thought to himself, ‘What shall I do? I have no place to store my crops.’

18 “Then he said, ‘This is what I’ll do. I will tear down my barns and build bigger ones, and there I will store my surplus grain. 19 And I’ll say to myself, “You have plenty of grain laid up for many years. Take life easy; eat, drink and be merry.”’

20 “But God said to him, ‘You fool! This very night your life will be demanded from you. Then who will get what you have prepared for yourself?’



no matter the bloom of the peacock, its head is still always bowed to the one who holds it all, whenever it looks down to behold its out-of-shape-tiny legs.


am mos def very happy for you Lili, but DON"T YOU EVER FORGET......................

either by error of omission or commission, they wear concave blades, it ain't got nothing to do with brilliance.

bliv me

how about arguments about the side chicks or the school boyfriends ?
or the too many calls from folks the other spouse don't know? or the late night keeping? or the sudden wearing of weight ?
or the impulse buying of the female folks and their herbalist attitudes (always collecting , never contributing? or wisely contributing because they know they would collect such back a thousand fold over latter?

how about d arguments that springs forth from the husby been carried away by a fine sontin only to stare wantonly gallantly disrespecting d wify?

how about those that spring forth when the man zooms off leaving her behind for an occassion because she is always making him late from make ups?

got solutions for these?

the list is endless , and as I hv always said, the ain't no fast and hard rule, fashion ur path

zicoraads: nikkypearl...the truth is that most guys dont really like the 'churchy' and 'gentle' kinda ladies for girlfriends. Wives? Probably. Who wants a rship that is dull and no fun?

Krazy gurls over quiet ones any day, any time.

dah fvq did I just read?

u haven't met a very good gentle,quiet gurl yet!

they are like a raging storm in d b.room !

a lot r ladies out there , wh0res in here! d day u meet one, u r married! lol

there r guys that break up with u, do all these and much more, u can't still survive. U see dear OP, we r like viruses our only cure lies within us.

we r likened unto a lost mobile-office ride, every moment of ur life, u dash out to get something there in, only to remember its gone! ouch!

treat u so good, too good. spin our web all over ur world, u go wondering each day if this could be real.

u see, we know the highest point ur regular average guys can go for u, we therefore make it a point of order to go 4 bars above that.

we don't know what it feels like for gurls to wano break up with us, we try also , not to kill anybody cos if we break up with anyone, itz usually suicidal. we just deploy time and a lil space per time.



Finally, best survival tip for d average regular guys, give them good sound regular banging, they'd easily move on...... cheap crack heads. lol

then for d ladies, d easiest way to survive n move on , is to hook up with a guy like us( 100% upgrade Verzion of that Buffon that broke up with her). she would go regretting why she wasted her time with him in d first place !

D.goD have spoken!

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hungryboy: Uduaghan will u shut up dia, u want more derivation money so that u can use it to build and commission more swimming pools abi?

and what exactly have they spent the derived derivation on so far?