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ceejayluv: Nano silver isn't "OURS", numbskull....

is there ever a time ud make an intelligent input?

carefreewannabe: Stupidity kills indeed.

When there is an epidemic in Europe and the media annouces that it may come from an animal or a plant, people will stop eating this animal or this plant right away until they are told that it can be eaten again. In Nigeria people will shout "Tradition, tradition." even if it may cost them their lives and those of their entire family.

Stupidity kills.

In the West, drugs are tested on animals first before given to people and drugs are strictly controlled but in Nigeria you can sell people rat posion and become rich.

Stupidity kills.

well we just realised that some diseases don't affect some animals! lol

and bliv me, it is not every time d "coloured" folks test on animals, thatz why u have something called "human subjects" .....go figure.


@topic, a solution, is a solution!

if ours is pesticide, Zmapp must be an Insecticide then!

OkikiOluwa1: Last Bullet
ask me again!
I dnt even need to chant incantations for ur useless team. Una no go smell top 4
2nd Bullet
Whats the final score?
Man u 1-2 Small Swansea.
Last Bullet
cover ur head with shame wrapper

long may ur days be to not only witness man utd up there, but winning d league as well.


Champions don't cover their heads in shame , only a clown like u would expect an easy ride, thatz why u prefer rolling shrines in d thick of the forest


would hv been glad if we won, but I'm happy we lost, now LVG can't but go into d market n make some good buys. cos from his last news conference, he sounded like one not willing to buy again

so u see, dear lil one, win or loss , I'm still ur boss!

OkikiOluwa1: Gbes!
E dobale,
Gbes!
E fo soke!
Aiit!
Gbes, ki o duro mbe!
because Man Utd go draw o!
Them no go win o!
Last Bullet
man utd wont smell top 4

football is no cowries n stadiums are no shrines! what do u knw?

First Bullet:

in English?

luvprince4real: United must not lose dis match oo or..........

relax! the harder d fight, d sweeter d victory!

final score
man utd 3 swans 1

The Blood remains Red!

Missy89: You cant just show up at my door. you make an appointment.

huh? aint u forgetting something? we aint in an official settings, i'm your dam..n guy!

tonychristopher: In the past years the state of the Black person globally has become paramount on my mind. I have observed that wherever Black people are, whether it is Australia – among the Aborigines, Africa, Europe, Latin America, the Caribbean, or North America, we seem to belong at the bottom of the pile,or the bottom of the pyramid, economically, socially, physically, mentally, etc. It makes one ask several questions:*.What is responsible for these 2,000 years of “Black backwardness”?*.Why do we seem to fail even where we arein the majority?*.Is the Black man victimized; and is he a victim of his own circumstances, pathologies, or of other people’s opinions and decisions?*.Have Blacks always been this way?*.Are we descended from “Kunta Kinteh” or from kings?*.If Blacks are not cursed, what did they do to deserve almost 2,000 years of oppression, lack, etc?*.What is responsible for Africa being the richest continent and yet inhabited by the poorest people?*.If Black means only one sixteenth of skin, why are Blacks un-able to overcome the “victimitis” or pressure that comes with it?*.Is there a conspiracy to keep Blacks at thebottom?*.Why do Black nations constitute the biggest borrower nations?*.If Blacks are not cursed, is their land cursed?*.Africans are religious by nature, and where they have become Christians they have been committed. Why are they still not making progress?*.Why is there such a gap between White dominated and Black dominated nations?*.What are the pathologies responsible for the state of Blacks in different settings?*.Can there be healing to the atrocities committed against Blacks in the past?*.Some African nations have the highest number of educated citizens, yet Africa in modern times has not contributed significantly to discoveries or inventions.*.What is the future of the Black person?*.If there is a future, what is the key to that future?*.When will the Black man’s day of manifestation come?

it's all a state of the mind: for as he thinketh in his mind, so he is!

i know alot of dark skinned folks who rose above the stigmatization and all that the african skin affords, to the pinnacles of sumbline career.

I know alota african folks who are helping out the western world, u become what u think about most times.

think poverty, and poverty would follow u. apply your heart to how u can be at the very prime, nothing can stop u.

Africa needs to wake up from its mental slavery and taste the royal coffee, tis latter than she thinks!

U were born an eagle Oh mother AFRICA! arise and soar and stop living like a chick!

Missy89: wont even open my door

hmmm, let's assume im your boyfriend?

ooshinibos: electricity

nah!!! blackouts!

oluafolabi: LOL. You are one of the conspiracy theory folks. You folks never get it.

have you ever made any logical sense in your life time?

oluafolabi: You should get it into your head. The whites don't owe you anything. Whatever it is we are facing right now in Africa is as a result of bad leadership and corruption, the whites don't owe you vaccine, they don't owe you grants and aids. Nothing. Gerrit?

huh? do u read with your heart and assimilate with your ana1 pore?

should that be the case, here, lets make it simple for ya, i was referring to our Nigerian Doctors that spend all their life time in school, from one professional course to another, yet they cant actively carry out research to cure common cold, rather looking for ways of lining their pockets.

Point of correction, they aint whites, how could you call someone that turns red under the sun, green when sick, white when cold and pink when in love, white? THEY ARE COLOURED!

BTW, the coloured has nothing to offer, only to steal and to ravage with sickness( Aids and this new one, all came from them)! how can they steal billion of dollars and return few pounds inform of vaccines and u say they are helping anyone? like u said, we only have ourselves to blame for mis management, not for this, the coloured folks know, we be world power!

also do know that, there are people who are not in the media eyes but are doing a whole lot to help the coloured race. I couldnt be one of them, could I?

aflyingbird: Happy Birthday, Mr. Barack Obama!

We are proud of you!

proud of him based on him taking it from behind from his VP and him trying to sell same to d world at large ?

or r u proud of him for Obamacare that seeks to introduce d mark of d beast even b4 d great tribulation?

what exactly r u proud of him for?

he's lost it, may d Good Lord bring him back ton his senses.

iGeneral: TOOLZ was only joking o. She has been severally washed and she is as clean as velvet. Toolz will be laughing hard at seeing her name listed on this thread.

chai!! daughters of women!

that was how one was just free styling with my man's money during courtship because he is a freak for Vs

after he stupidly agreed to her no sex till after marriage gimmicks.

even though I advised him to pull 'no spending on her till after marriage too, he wouldn't listen.'

friends latter discovered she had a guy that was rumbling her . my guy couldn't bliv it, he decided to enter d place one night in anger , only for her to start shedding coconut tears that she'd lost it!

u need to see d devastation that swept across my guy's arid lands

rattlesnake: An American brought Ebola to nigeria

amazing how they all seem to hv forgotten that fact!

Chinwem: Why is the Africa always at the mercy of the west
Why can't we develop our own vaccines/ cure for once

such a painful truth!

waste almost their whole life treating and recommending drugs, drugs they didnt invent. only after their wallets and not lives!

nickz: women after visiting their girlfriend for weeks can return home, call the same friend and talk for three hours.

Women can devour a large bowl of rice when they are alone, as opposed to the act they put up that they eat too little, when men are around.
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a woman's worse enemy is her fellow woman...... men dont be deceived, they dont spend all day in front of the mirror cos they wano look good for you, they do that to out shine(oppress) the other ladies.
because they know that women scanned looks with just that lil 'hi' they throw across.



women dont eat much , just a lil at a time and a lil in another 30mins time, add all together , u would be surprised what you'd discovers

Almeria: Lol please and please just hold it there @bolded u see all that before approaching her right?

nope I didn't! how cud I?

augmented boobs n padded booty disappeared when she came out of d ehmm, rest room n when i woke up d next day, I couldn't bliv who it was lying by my side! he he he

by d way, guys hv come to realise dat gurls r by default unreal, n life must go on

farano: lol! me no get tym to hate any babe o. Dats d last thing i'll do here on nl! I talk wetin i see abeg!

then your eyes, like every other part of your, needs enhancement

Almeria: for me I really don't think its a bad idea on playing hard to get depending on how long u played it,, but don't give in easily and don't play hard to get too long either

but don't just jump into a guy because u love him without getting to know him first because u will end up jumping out as well, [b]some of them pretends to be what they are not [/b]

somethings just flow. i'd rather everything just flow.

why play hard to get? here u r: two adults , digging each other and the one that gains most no matter what, is forming. id simply walk on by.
and some dont even know that robes of how to go about it: even if you must, let it be that u leave some hope percentage. not pulling it all out 100%.

as for your second paragraph, if there is any body who pretends to be what they are not, it is the female folks! you want a real guy yet you are fake from head to toes? wow! fake hair, fake face, agumented boobs, padded booty, ehmm, to mention but a few. how real can it get?

and stop decieving your selves, i have seen guys join church, join choir and waited for month/years just to get a girl. immediately he visits the zone, it all just dont make sence no more, he ports.

leave with some people a life time, u can never tell in details who they are, so stop the playing-hard-to-get-crap!

n let d heart leads!

Liability: una don start now ooo. From lanicky to xtarxine to lorlalozz to cherijee now na this fine babe you want crush. Jammyunn abi wetin be ur name. No let them chance this babe from your hand.

api Bday gurl! where them porry zat?

farano: Makeup things

#badbellethings

salaksmana: 1. BACHELOR HUSBAND: He does things on his own without consulting
wife. Hangs out a lot with friends
more than wife. Not serious
about marriage life.
2. ACIDIC HUSBAND: He is always boiling like acid and always angry, violent, moody,
dominating and very dangerous.
3. SLAVE HUSBAND: Want to be treated like King and treat Wife
like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old traditional respect
and hates being called by their first name.
4. GENERAL HUSBAND: Husband for every woman. Loves
and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and have more female friends.
5. DRY HUSBAND: Very moody and stingy and
don't consider wife's emotions and the relationship enjoyable.
Have no sense of humour.
6. PANADOL HUSBAND: Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife
when needing something from
her. He's clever and knows wife's
weaknesses and capitalize on that and gets relief from wife.
7. PARASITE HUSBAND: Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of
money. Use wife's money on girlfriends. Not initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.
8. BABY HUSBAND: Irresponsible, childish and can't make decisions on his own
without asking his mother or relatives; compares wife to
relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.
9. VISITING HUSBAND: Not always at home come as a visitor Provides family all material things but have no time for them.
10. CARING HUSBAND: Caring and loving. Provides material and
emotional needs and makes out time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.

yea, rampant iriz to always tell her and consult her b4 taking actions or making decisions that are of immense intensity, but how would she understand? i have a very large heart and head....i see things a thousand km away, which to the natural mind now, sounds stupid. in my little years here, there are some that come flashing, aint much time to consult nobody. u just go with your guts! (whisper a lil prayer and wade in gangster-like with both eyes closed, if you come out unscathed, we all give testimonies, but dont ever forget to tell her latter)

how can we consult them on every move when with their emotional makeup, they tend to put the safety of the family first b4 any investment? women can think coolly and calmly, but they end up thinking with their hearts instead of their heads.
( i have sold my car a couple of times to get some urgent biz trashed, better ones always come there after but if the biz blows, i gladly live with the consequences,better to have tried and failed than not to have tried at all, she wouldnt hv that if i was married)

tell me brotherly, how can we tell them ?


op, the bolded above is no joke: if my gurl friend cant call me by my first name, is it my own private wify that should? of all the sweet names abounding in the whole wide world? da heck?

Symphony007: there are limits. If you commit murder, you loose those rights. If you commit atrocities that affect the state or the well being of other citizens you loose those rights. Let the government prove how a consexual relationship among two adults of sound mind is a threat to the state or other citizens.

u sound to have little light about the fabrics of d law and how the African soul frets. by d way, did u see the reason they gave for striking it down? quorum ! but ofcos u wouldn't understand that. bliv me, some 1 would move d motion again in d house when d required number is available n it would be passed into law once again. by the way, such would never happen in Nigeria cos they were more than a quorum when ours was passed.

with people like u,
what is left to change about Africans, is d colour of d skin! soon our children would forget they once had grand parents who were dark skinned, who did swallow and had a man and woman as couples.

soon, pretty soon ! weep oh Africa weep.


as for all apes in human forms, supporting dis evil , remember, it wasn't a man with d1ck that shyte u

Kinkybraids: lol im so confused by what you just said What is all the wood, silver and gold stuff...is that some saying im not aware of...

wood= indomie n egg gurls,

silver= inbtw good n best

gold= best


tell read d write up now with these thots in mind

Kinkybraids: ok fair enough about why men complain, yes some women do take advantage but if you value money that much it means you are paying for a service because u constantly give her the money when she demands it...meaning that u are only paying for something you have already enjoyed and what to secure more. Its implied if u date those BB girls as you reffered to them.

To answer your q: well when u care about someone u help them without expecting much in return...similar to your siblings. Personally i have good friends (very few though) who would do something for you and expect nothing...id do that for a very close friend that i care about.

Lol abt the jealousy thing...you need to have feelings for him first to be jealous so i dont think id be touched.

oops nopes! u need not as much as touch a lady now B4 she springs out her want lists shrewdly:

eg: guy meet girl n for a couple of days,he does d calling,they talk, she never dials his line, fed up he ask why don't u ever call? she shrewdly ask for recharge by saying she's got no airtime.


about d other thought, the pendulum swings both ways, your not having feelings for him does not rule him not having feelings for u. in fact, should he not hv reasoned u, ur kare, always been there n ur encouragement are enough stimuli for him to fall for u.

what happens then?

how would he be surrounded by wood, though he is seeking for silver but d Good Lord decided to bless him with gold n U'd Hv him watch u slide by?

So drie, If u wouldn't fall, he will! lol

HARD TRUTH:

*** the true Fisher man knows that to catch a fish, u simply line d hook with sexy worm
the real guys know that gurls love compliments n words......therefore with sugar coated lips ,they string d lines with d easy grace of a practice poet, never relent to tune up, wet It all.. the rest as they say is history!

***** only d poor/average guys spend hell on gurls, the rich ones simply show up in opulence, dazzle u with posh environs, give u d illusion that all these r yours, what more could u really ask for? for u to be here is a privilege.

So shut up, strap up n let's ride


****** If u find that one that is willing to make a fool of himself just to hv u laugh, he is a keeper.

****** most men want a lady out there but a sexy lil slut in here( If u dig)

****** most times, we just wano be left alone. most times we just wano taste that other soup. It has no bearing, nor begs d fact that we love u.( oops! I didn't just say that!)

Kinkybraids: @ OP
This is some refreshing honesty... So if men enjoy spending why do they complain

Whats the best way to love a man who u cant be with but would still want to support him and help him succeed without frustrating him or blocking his chances with other women? (i.e u chose to be jst friends)

P of C, men don't complain when It comes to spending, we only get turned off by ladies taking advantage of that fact!

buy me this, get me that, ( when at d mall) .

I'd have this n that n Oh my gosh, dose too! (at the eatery)

then to get her TP from d ATM, she wants to use ur hands to punch in d figures not having no clue about what is in ur account!

MIND U, MOST R LIKE HERBALISTS: THEY ONLY COLLECT!

u see, men luv to BMF, but they be wising up now.


on to ur Q,

to luv is to share:time, resources n in most cases, body.

worse enemies become best of friends/lovers when left in a confined space. If u extrapolate that thought u wud see why It is very difficult for a guy just to be best of friends with d opposite gender.

bliv me, no man wud just wano b friends with a lady that supports, spur him to higher heights n is generally always there for him. these kinda gurls r very rare(compared to d indomie n egg blackberry babes we got now) n no matter how hard he tries, he'd mos def fall in luv with Chu. unless ofcos he doesn't dig ur appearance.



would Hv recommended u lay d boundaries from d on set by having a straight up talks with him, but that wouldn't work. cos If he is like me, two weeks n we be tangling. or u wud turn So jealous when u see others reaping d fruit of ur labour.

d best u can do, is support him from a distance.
make d physical u unavailable.

but why, If I may ask, is It that U'd rather sow n Hv others reap?

readers are leaders.

why managers earn much more than d guys who do d real jobs is dat extra info

mind muscle, not matter how little, is always bigger than body muscles.

value is that extra ingredients u got among other sweet soup

remsonik: Op ur write up is to bash the women, why not tell men to desist from flings on the night of their bachelor's eve. Not only women should desist,men too should as the dangers u listed are evident in women who do such,men too suffer such dangers!!!

u took d words off ma agape lips.

how myopic can one get?

all along, men have been relishing n indulging in these acts, u were mute. never questioned d moral nor sanctity of such acts. never woke up to d reality of all d heightened dangers involved in such playboy stunts of d western world, never took to heart d sleepless nights n pains she feels on her bed wondering what her-soon-to -be -man was up to tru d night.

now that the female world have suddenly woken up n carve out their own reprisal maneuvers, u run in here wailing foul play?

what is good for d goose is.............fill in d blank spaces.

during mine, I'd do It like my friend's, arrange It for them boys, they can ship in assorted, only that I would surprise them all , including my spouse, I'd call her up late into d night, tell her to meet me up, thereafter, both of us, would ball into d arena to d shock of em.

they would wet me with drinks, she would dance on me, then we take our leave.

olaric: All 9 reasons are debatable in my opinion.

as much as I do appreciate d fact that something does attract em to some group of people, all d reasons given by d op r not only debatable, they are logically untenable.

#10 is blatantly indefensible

MzMariah: Lmao. Are you also ready to leave your church? I'm a chorister too you know and I can't be going for mass alone as a married woman. My husband should be ready to support my priesthood calling because I wan be priest na my body female priesthood go start o....if only that can happen.

hmmmm ***clears throat****