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just wondering.... long time ago, there lies a time when just hearing the national anthem, u know news hour is here. and u could easily tell the time too.

but now, we hardly hear anything related to this song that binds us all!

this song that our fathers held in high esteem n gave their all to protect their father land.
they sang it with Joy in their joints and pride in their hearts
a song that reminds us all that not for not, was this nation born.

a song inspired by God himself , garnished with honor, guts and glory handed over to men of might.

what happened to a song that get men going in d face of obscurity? a song that give strength in d hour of despair ?
reminding us all boldly that the mantle is with us and we must at all cost and by all means serve/defend our father land come rain or shine?

what could have happened to this orb of liberty?
that many there be now that can't even recite it gallantly

to our core we must return!

Arise Oh compatriots
Nigeria's call obey
To serve our Fatherland
With Love and strenght and faith.
The labours of our heroes past
Shall never be in vain ,
To serve with hearth and might
One nation bound in freedom , peace and Unity!

to our root we must return
and hopefully, most of these problems be over

long live Nigeria









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Ryabcool: Many women do this but when the guy tries to further up, they claim they were just being 'free' with him and weren't trying to pass any signals.

Most guys would see all the things you mentioned as just mere signs of having being friends with someone; I inclusive. So its a tad difficult for people to infer it as signals.

u , like most guys, just don't get it with women do u?

here let's help u out: when a guy sees a gurl he fancies for d first time, he goes - damn mamma mia, booty so fine etc, n his next tot n plot would be how to get her into his bed.

but it ain't so with them female folks: when they come across a guy they like n give those signals, they are simply saying, mmmmm, he looks cute. cud he cut it with me? i"d love to know him better. only one way to to do that....let's send d signal. then beep beep it goes.

now here is the trickish part if she is really a hawt gurl, someone that has mastered the screening act, Your first move matters a lot . a lil unsteadiness in ur voice tone, or fake up airs or whack ways, or brown teeth or some crazy tiny ish, n she blows u off. this is why so many guys think the signals r confusing , no, they aint.
unlike men that wudnt mind using pillows to cover her ugly face while they handle d huge booty n boobs, gurls r usually reserved on d s3x aspect @ first, they wano know if u got substance beyond d sleek looks



demystified?



n for d umpteenth time, guys could u kindly stop asking ladies out?
a lady, like d lion, can pick ur motive scent from a thousand miles off.
they read meaning to ur every move, every look, every touch. y do u think they can catch a cheating guy easily no matter how shrewd he is?
they were thus wired!

what u should rather do, is tune d game up, keep her guessing .
2 steps forward, one step back! stop selling urselves short n take back d lead

beeevan: Hahaha, mine was monogamous, very fun loving, easy going,kind hearted and generous to a fault but eeehhh....we for don divorce mehn......women loved him and he loved them back .

lolz! @ women love him n he loves them back!

it's not his fault babes, they started it

ITbomb: I don't know what she is talking about

guess this is more crz than I tot.

r u having some kinda amnesia? or blind to bolded text?

ITbomb: I will get the sonofabitch beaten and arrested but if it is you, I will tied you up and heat your phallus with hot iron.

*checking my post to see what this guy is talking about *

oh u would now wudnt you?

we wud gladly assume then,however sadly nonetheless, that u must have been very hY on some cheap drugs when u were typin that BS up there!

andromida asked u a question.

ITbomb: Today I will play the devil's advocate and suggest something weird but workable.

A fed up guy in a friend zone trap has only 2 options for the girl, either get in or get out.
So why bother about how she will see you or feel if you ask her and she says no.
If she says no and walk away, that's the best scenario, you get hurt and the feelings die away through lack of contact.
The worst scenario, she keep coming back since you were so nice to her but she still believe friendship is the best for you. This is where the extreme option comes in.
She already has the deep rooted assurance that you are the nicest guy and won't ever do anything out of the ordinary with her (that is the fear that prevents her from seeing you intimately), so destroy that impression (you have already lost her anyway). Force yourself on her, next day she either hates you and go away forever (40%) or come back for more of the new you (weird but true, 60%)

Disclaimer : 'IT' is not responsible for anything posted under this moniker between 12pm - 1pm and 12am - 1am.

dah Heck did i just read?!!!!

this is the millennium's worst post ever!!!!!!!!!!

please did anybody make any sense out of this whole post? any 1?


lets see if i get 'BOMB' right in two simple sentences:

paragraph 1 : just tell ask her out, if she says no, damn it, lose a love, but most importantly, lose a friend!

paragraph two: even if she says no, and tries to still stick arround, FORCEFULLY have carnal knowledge of her! there are two things she can do, go away 4eva, or come back for more. you forgot a third option: PRISON!

My verdict:

Paragraph 1: action speaks louder than words for guys that are trying to come out of the friends's zone. ur actions got u there in the first place now u wano use words to come out? wow! only d clueless resort to words in the friend's zone. BTW, where do u even wano start from? this is a girl that has been telling you how guys have been approaching her, the different techniques they have been using, now u wano toll that line?

BEST BLOW: SINCE SHE IS YOUR FRIEND, YOU KNOW WHAT SHE LUVS, WHAT TRIPS HER AND TUNE HER UP, DO THOSE THINGS and add cockiness sprinkled with the funny side of u.......ONLY ! ONE DAY, U WOULD GET A FRIEND's FULL LIP'S KISS, "ehmmm, did we just do that?" and as they say, the rest is history!

Paragraph 2: friend's zone is not a schizophrenia zone. she is your friend because she feel you cant hurt her, feels secured with u, tells u everything, why would any1 wano betray such a magnanimous trust for a lil hole taste that lasts only for an hour tops? i know for u BOMB, since u are BOMB, it would only last few seconds cos u never hesitate to blow!
Please young ones, disregard BOMB. only a play boy of the western world that has no clue about the realities of life would spill this ill ewww!

A lil taste of punana is not worth betraying your friend's trust for! let alone spending some good years in Jail for! no matter how bad you are, desist from forcefully slotting your card into an unwillingly ATM. u might end up with sour notes. u are not a rat that must dig and live within holes!

BOMB here is a scenario: your younger sister came home crying bitterly, u try to find out to no avail, then the next day, she opens up that her best friend that you know very well, just forcefully made entrance into the virgin garden!
Please tell the house what you first line of action would be!

what an interwoven, intertwined life paths of two great men separated by a decade.

dont think there lies any one that can explain these!

just as there is none yet to explain why in Nigerian the president must either die or his wife b4 they leave office.

chinex276: Nigerians should stop using everything 2 play jarree, imagine i saw a film poster titled EBOLA VIRUS, seriously i was disappointed.

dont take life too crzly, none is getting out alive anyways.

besides, the movie must be about creating awareness and not to cause fear or make a mockery.

if only though, we talk about the Good Lord(that has the power to destroy both the body and soul in hell) more than we spread news about this foreign phenomenon, the world would have been a better place for us all.

i'm glad she has been given a clean bill of health. one can only imagine the trauma she has been going tru!

sayisayi: That game was bullshit...no tactics, no teamwork, no plan.

This team is woeful and the players and coaching staff must take responsibility.

Super Eagles....letting niggers down since 1998.

It is though our players do not realise that football is a cerebral and physical game. NO football intelligence.


We play it like we are unable to know how to manipulate ball, space and opponents to create goal scoring chances.

No link up play, no fast movement of the ball, just long ball, hope and punt ish...

Dat AFCON na pure one touch/juju/missing penis accomplishment.

after taking responsibility , what next? wud it change d score ?

olrotimi: you prolly were in Mars during the last nations cup

nations what?!

that was a chance occurrence, a magnanimous flash on d pan! thanks to a mighty hands from above.

lynpetra: @harddon,i
am not 23 but 26!Anyway if you ask me 3 ques,i will tell u d truth
but if you want a complete profile,i may not b entirely truthful;its ur
call.

hmmm, **what a shrewd lady...


1) what was ur Course of study in school and are you working in same field now?

2) which best depicts u? homely , out going or inbtw?

3) if you could wave the magic wand, what would you rather change about and u and ur guy?


Bonus Question

what is the coulour of your heart?: pick one from the options below:

a= green ( in love with you and loving it)

b = yellow ( so many coming but none meet my taste and wish)

c) red = ( heart broken and cant just love again

d) white = ( even though broken b4, i still do bliv in luv)

lynpetra: ok....What do u wanna know?ask me three very important question and i will tell you the gospel truth.

3? just 3? u gas ta be kidding mua.

how cud you summarize the whole 23 years you have spent on earth with just 3 Qs?

Run me down a basic profile jor...

btw, do u have cute feet and straight teeth? are you 10feet tall? mix me some U beatszz please

anathemiamia: i saw many comments in this thread i would have liked but i definitely dont want to share. Seun.... abeg think things through before making changes like that. Do quick and end this experiment jor

woke up and noticed NL suddenly became a test rat.....

Ehm Seun, what ever test you are carrying out should have been done on your offline version and not the live one.

cant imagine , the only small choice of a voice we got, since you wouldnt give a dislike button, is been experimented on with a possibility of it not ever returning!

i am a staunch bliva in tweaking, and looking for better ways of doing old things, but i also wouldnt spread my cloths on d drying line for the elements when i can dry with the WM indoors

life without the like button is like driving a car without a horn!

so many people up in here be clicking on 'share' mistaken for 'like'

Airforce1: super hot

u got no idea about d definition of hawt!

what is hot about this? the big fat obasanjo lips or d the colourless face?

or the pimple peanut-like thing she wears form bra on?

no disrespect but I killa queen

on why the b ea u ti ful ones r still single?

1)over estimation of self

2) they would rather see the wealth now than d prospects. and therefore willing to sacrifice future gains for temporal joy

rude n crude

Caracta: Lol...meaning?

u toss and ebb like them sea waves now?

lynpetra: i am here ,Sir!

it is not a roll call my dear

we have known for too long but the funny thing is, i dont know no nada about chu!

now start talking

Caracta: I've been here and there

what have u turned into now>?

r u a learner?

with money, men are never ugly!

Caracta: Huh?

define that huh!

where u been all along jor

Caracta: Yes.

@ HARDDON?

Yealz?

chatarat?

where is shugamania? adabeke? lynpetra

Durchess: fainted###

oyami !****pours holy water on her, no response. anoints her fore head, still no response. try to use mouth resuscitation n with my mouth close to hers, she peeps tru one eye, noticing this, i withdrew.

no be me u wan set up

Durchess: Lolzzzz am here , jz wen I ws lookin 4 smone 2 ask me smthin HARDDON showed up.

dont even think about it! i'm taken!

Seun: did you write a script that is making my account been auto followed n itz auto following females n only u as a male?

arrh, finally a thread for Durchess!

kinda weird she isnt here

NairaMode: Hmmm...
19 is a bit matured. Girls are marrying at the age of 19 nowadays.
Besides bro, talk to her if you can but you may lose the closeness you guys once share.

Better still invite the guy around and be his friend. If the guy is still in school then it is super certain that it will not lead anywhere.
If the guy is serving or working then it is probably meant to be.

I am just giving you scenarios bro.

Hardly will you see a young girl without bf nowadays and since your sister is not an SU (Yes she is not cos she already said yes) then she will f*#k sooner than later. Bitter truth. Except you get lucky by talking to her.

Lastly, girls learn from experience... Most girls nowadays at one point vowed to wait till wedding night but alas the reverse is the case. They even want to test their wares before buying now.

What is my point? I want to give you a different point of view to this so that you can have a better approach.

If I were you sir,

I will first call my sister and tell her love is a beautiful thing but as pretty as it is it brings hurt almost 100% of the time to girls her age.
Tell her you are confident in her to be a good girl and paint unreal scenarios of friends you lost to HIV and abortion. That is deep.
Tell her you guys should go on a date with the guy or invite him over and if you are smart bro you will know what the guy wants when you see him.

i think he has has been advising her.... or hasnt she been seeing his gf arround n d way he relates with her? or has he not been talking about his gurl all along?

posh!
now thatz some1 having foresight!

it ain't gono be too long now, solar wud lead d way

we got too much solar energy to be wallowing in power want

was quick to open up all electronics whether in good shape or not...funny thing is, yours truly always forget where what came from when coupling them back!

guess what i was searching for?

Durchess: HARDDON wt do u fink

u ring me up in d middle of d night to know what i think?

I don't think.

here is d deal nonetheless, because ladies r better off controlling themselves, they can have d opposite sex as best friends.
just that with a gurl, something always give n if u look closely, there is dis benefit she derives from such bonds. whether in r/ship or as best friends, the guy must always spend, call , care n be there. while most gurls just lap it all up without any reciprocative gestures

and to help her in dis course, she places d guy into d friends' Zone: 'someone I can be so natural with share everything except Horizontal tangling'. some1 I have no sexual attraction for.

once a guy has been thus placed, it takes some extra energy to come out . most times he is forever doomed.

For guys, itz a different ball game altogether , he can be best of friends with a gurl today n b very willing to bed her d next. infact any gurl that is his friend is a potential snip target. unless ofcos he is gay.
also the fact that d gurl is so down to earth with him is anoda d1ck flipping point.
n he can go to any length to bed her. he also gets jealous wen guys come arnd his friend .


so tell me Durch Scotch, from d d reasons above, is it wise for a gurl to have a guy as bbf?

Jayne2014: I love my size.

Posh! And I see u keeping in shape by work outs !

The wisest of men is he who knows his short comings and does everything possible to ride them diligently in proportions