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4 : 0 wow 9jaaaaa!!!!!!!!

d a m n

dear God, when would i see SEagles thrash ppl like this?

How about we win the World cup this time arround? lol

oops!

#wokeupandrealiseditwasbutawetdream

victorv12: Is senator Cruz lying? No! The Nigeria Ambassador to the US was quick to react to the senator's comment. But when its problem that involves Nigerians being locked up indiscriminately over racial issues in the US, the ambassador will be nowhere to be found. When will he comment on the fraudulent charge consulate staffs charges Nigerians for passport in the US?

I received tones of Nigeria scam mails on a daily with fake websites...the senator is not lying, he's saying the truth. 6o percent of scam mails flying around the cyberspace is sent from Nigeria by Nigerians hiding their ip's and claiming other countries through the use of VpN(Virtual Private Network). Anybody expecting Mr Cruz to apologize must be joking. Why must he apologize to have said the truth? Did Stella Odua apologize to her brothers and sisters to have gotten Two armored BMW cars? No. A Texas man will never offer any apology to anybody living in One banana island just the same as the British. Until we learn to respect ourselves at home, nobody will respect us. To our Nigeria Americana brothers, channel all the anger on our crazy politicians at home...forget about Mr Cruz, he can say anything he likes, we're not meant to be in their country searching for greener pasture in the first place. He's an imperialist just like our colonial masters...They created the rules, and they can bend it when they like!

before i let me lose, what xactly do you mean by the above 'bolded'

wonder y anything that has to do with Nigeria turns the world on.....

if only

if only Nigeria would keep her house in order, she has the latent capability to become world power

as we debate this, Cruz's a33 is on real heat, he would apologize in no dist time

it's amazing how all those that have been criticizing Blackberry, are all so fascinated now about BBM.

so you guys did like the pin thingy huh?

felt Elated to read this. that Nigeria still got some balls after all.

that we can stand out ground come ruin or rapture

that no matter what the western world do, we could hold our own and rebuff same-s3x-tanal pressures

where is Ngozi O( the finance minister?) or Sanusi?

of what economic value are these toys puleez?

what return do we get from investing such huge sum on em yearly?

sorry to ask, just how old are you?

and what is the aim in dribbling if you wouldnt score?

Tpave: After education, house, car and children. Is there any other achievement that one needs to be called a successful man. I believe that fame and power is an extra achievement. Pls let us discuss about it.

huh? you havent even started yet! how many group of companies do u have?

how many people are on your scholarship?
how many orphanage homes do you pay monthly supplies?

how many lives have you touched positively?

Methuselah lived almost a 1000 years, he died and was forgotten, Christ live only 33-38, he is still being celebrated today cos he had a heart for humanity.

it is good to care for your family, but your real success story would start wen u start caring more about humanity.

minute: I find guys who are completely ripped gross. Too many muscles make him look like he's compensating for something.

Most of the time, body builders have such an ego problem. They push out their chest and their arms go farther

on each side like they are ready to rumble. A simple "how are you today" will turn into a 20 minute lecture of what

he had for breakfast, what supplements he was 'currently' trying, what he had done in the gym and how long

he had done it for, how his body felt and how it was changing, what he had read up the internet about protein,

creatine muscle development and Men's health in general......I could go on and on.


It's a pity because under all that armour plating and external veneer, is a warm and kind person too scared to just be.

u happen to be rolling with those who spend more time as guards at clubs and on the internet than on the real deal.

real deal guys rarely have to brag about themselves, they feel withdrawn when their body is been discussed(they can only smile).

they do it to keep fit, for the fun of it and the confidence it exhumes when both shirts and Tshirts hug u tyt.

the feel of invincibility is so kul too. guys just naturally give you ur way tru the crowd. at pools, gurls drool at your built....

u'z da mehn

"northwest"

daz all i can tink about

33, dough sure rocks silently.

she always reminds me of ma EX

here are some mind bogging questions:

why are gurls usually the ones that suggest no sex b4 marriage?
after they've freely spread eagle for alota other guys? or they could even be killin it somewhere else but here.

why is it that guys still have to spend even though they aint hittin it, or maybe, some1 else is helping em weed his farm while he is busy sponsoring? isnt this selfishness from them ladies?

why do guys agree to this r/ship selfishness when they know they would be getting it else where?

why would any1 that has blood flowing in her veins and crazily in luv, not want to share it all with her other?

there aint nothing to discuss, if we aint hittin it, dont ask me for anything. bsides, only f00ls buy wholesale.


a friend is suffering from this kinda ish now cos she insisted she aint down for no s3xxx until after marriage, he obliged only for him to discover after the marriage, that she was mutilated, and having s3xx with her is like doin an official work cos she feels nothing. he cheats alot now

or should i talk about the other who'z wife's southern hemisphere stinks like shyte? or it is the one that cum once and just becomes an immobile object?

hear this guys, dont fall for this crap trap!

hauwaolaniyi: †ђȋ̝̊ṣ̥ is S̶̲̥̅̊Ö̤̣̇ funny but accurately true you will see dem giving you BB Z10 †̥☹ type your number A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ †ђε̲̣̣̣̥ worse part is they will spray you with gift A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ money thinking that you will now open leg f☺я̩̥̊ them like goat.

isnt that always the case?

ladies like fine tins and men, being men, wano ride.....even without him askin, u wud spread eagle cos u wano lay claim/stamp your feet on the wealth you knew not whence it came.

here is the gospel truth: it is only the guys that dont really have and wano impress you eat and scamp from.


the big boys dont even get to spend: they show up in a sleek bimma with dem spinning wheels, he hunks, u walk over, mesmerized, you forget your name and where da heck you where going to, finally u manage to mutter ur name, he ask u to jump on so you guys cud sit somewhere n u get to know him. takes u to this fancy spot( by now, all ur programs have been cancelled mentally) .... after that, he finally blows ur mind with his country side crib.............and as the saying goes, the rest is history

he drops u off the next day @ home......with i would call u leta, which he wouldnt. you stay all tru the day, not a call from him and you finally ring him up n he gave busy xcuse though he wasnt........then you begin to drop in on him..... but he has moved on...............den u end up complaining, he broke ur heart...and the circle goes on...............

Vickii Ro: Soo hilarious...Laffed really hard @ dat MOG interrupting dat guys' journey into d twin towers (sh!!t happens).

viviRhymes!

hmmmmmmmmmm

Vivly: The people who bring snacks to the cinema are those that don't want to spend N800 on popcorn and soft drink. They rather buy N50 popcorn and bottled coke outside and smuggle it inside

do help a brother out:

please what is the difference btw the N800's and N50 Pcorn?

OP, welcome to the Land of the free and home of them brave!!! America just sing it, they rarely understand those word'z undertone.

blink182: [size=20pt]This is[/size] [size=70pt]Super Story[/size] [size=20pt]a life of strife and sorrow[/size]

cudnt agree more:

the story does not add up at all!

if this was true, the actor;s full names would have appeared repeatedly

T?

ogugua88: I would want to know. People often forget the health aspect. He's sleeping around, with who? How many people? Do they have stds?

He'll be safer if he tells me than if he doesn't and I found out on my own. After he does, I'll be gone. I wasn't raised to be someone's backup chick.

ah ha, there lies the ish... brothers, tell no tale! let sleeping dog rest in peace.


when ladies talk like this they seem to forget that we are the carriers of life.

they seem to 4gt that we got third legs that are acutely linked to our sense of sight. unlike theirs that is linked to sense of touch.

we got sight switches, they got touch knobs.... we shoot trillions of viable Scells at one go, they rare one tiny egg in one full month.

OP, no need comparing the lord of the ring to his shoe cobbler.

whatsapp is light years behind bbm.

there are alot sleek stuffs that bbm wills that whatsapp hasnt even sniffed yet

Kanwulia: After 1 year or marriage and/or 3 children later. . . all these nor go work o!
Please, enjoy all the sexxxx you can have when you are young and SINGLE!
After marriage. . .IT BECOMES A WORK FOR GOD!
Mu he he he he he he

TOTO AND BLOKOS DON TAYA O!

oh shyte! you crack me up gee!

wonder y men and women go tru the aches of legallizing the Fvck, but there after forgets the fact that dey were once wild animals exploring all the nukes and crannies of mother nature.....hehehe!

great reach out words OP,,,,

Buh ehmmm OP, love has a way of melting the rock with a gentle glide.

if they meet the one for them, they have a special way of melting out and going d xtra mile to make him api.

funny, no matter how hard you try to advise the very one against her, he somehow would get stuck!

isnt life all but one big movie script?

no shame at all, in a gathering like this with kids et all.

didnt any body send them the memo?
aint they supposed to take the audience into consideration b4 steppin out on stage?

check out that cheap aba made transparent rag of a black pant without undies.

disgusting

score line is totally rude,,,,,'


that coach need not show up;;; find a way back to ur country

Randerl: You mean if an individual has a GS4 or HTC1, he can pick an advanced feature fone, d L625.

Tanx. Am nt interested in a Nokia Lockedown 625

worra deal! lol

Caracta: My runaway friend! Where have you been hiding?

*checks his profile*

Why are you following all the girls on Nairaland?

been on a long a33 vac gurl.... now me back.... fill me in....

and as for my profile, it is only natural you reciprocate gestures..... u dig?

wink wink


OP, how is the debate thang gonno be? in groups or as individuals? are people gonno be paired for a particular topic?

read tru p1 but not much on goin in there.....vague....... lay me i pray thee, a presidential speech on this

BellaDonaFema: It is highly possible to have a best friend of the opposite sex. Virtually all my close friends are male and I enjoy their company. I grew up more of a boy than a girl. Sex is boring between good friends. The question is, on what platform did their friendship blossom?

say wor?

how possible is that please considering the fact that you both are open to each other and you definitely know each other's drive-me-wild-spots?

you know how he he/she wano be touched and wudnt relent to blow their minds tuning em up!

bottom line, you aint gud friends

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[quote author=sub_zero]U mean she trust d guy mor dan u?
Ooh bros! I think u'r really loosing d battle.
But on a serious note, what will you be doing with a girl that confides in another guy more than you?
Think twice.[/quote]omo see gobe! dem be dancin skelewu on his head

[quote author=sub_zero]U mean she trust d guy mor dan u?
Ooh bros! I think u'r really loosing d battle.
But on a serious note, what will you be doing with a girl that confides in another guy more than you?
Think twice.[/quote]

Xracta!