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[quote author=WAM?]Hmm both versions are so true [/quote]Both can't be right .... Just ågree women r twisted


That is why you have gurls prefering to have guys as friends than their fellow gurls.

Gurl whine wahala ....

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]most men are kids...?[/quote]If this is your tot tank, dere is very little any1 can do to help you.

and all d guys Ʊ gono meet wud all Kip being kids cos as SHE thinketh in ha heart, so she gets.

If you can think it, you wud get it . ℓ☺ℓz

sexybash: . Lol no wahala put my white flag up

Finally agreed den! Men are straight .....women are not only complex buh twisted ....

;d

Sue ♏ԑ :p

sexybash: so you are saying that a man does not need to sacrifice anything to be with you? any way babe you are entitled to your own opinion sha

aint you rada myopic on this plane?

[quote author=EasyNaija.com]Please keep shaking your head, maybe one day some brain cells would become active.
What you are trying to insinuate in the first bolded quote above is that it would be my fault if my parents were not rich enough to send me to school to be educated so I can get a job and make money? It would be my fault abi?[/quote]wow, a perfect example of some1 broke looking for who to blame. your are the architect of your fate son.
school or not. poor parents or not.

the world is actually staring you in the face with alot of men who have made alot of mark in the world today without formal education and you here spilling this?

your case is worse than the bega that sits on the road side.

ever heard of bill gates? James Cameron, Mark Zuckerberg, tu face Idibia,Tom Hanks, Lady Gaga, Woody Allen, Russell Simmons and a host of others out there? who through proper thinking made mark in the world over?

reform your mind SON.

https://www.nairaland.com/1125307/most-successful-college-drop-outs

Danex1988: Yes. But my rreligious inclinations shouldn't affect the answer to the question.

Den you shld know beta.

If you weren't a Christain, i wud have taken the pains to explain and furnish you with countless quotes from d bible

razznaija: Na wa o, do these people actually attend the church to serve God or do they go there to serve their pastor?

Huh?

Do Ʊ вч any chance, love your biological dad?

Danex1988: Please sir does God require a gift. Or offering before he blesses u or sustains his blessings uponyour life?

Pray tell, r Ʊ a Christain?

The man is a dangerous giver and his rewards cnt but make men grow green livers!

Fall feint die , if you cnt comprehend.

But @ d very least, try out this principle

manmustwac: Your not serious. He is supposed to be a role model and set a good example to his follows by not taking advantage of them. What the hell is he going to do with 700 cars? Do you the kind of admiration he would get if he gave all the proceeds from sell those cars to his poor members instead of just putting it into his bank account?

And a role model he is! A man that brings God word to the ρρℓ . Open your eyes of understanding.

You think a man wud just wake up and decide to sow dose xpensive cars as offerings? Dey have bigger aims.

And dey wud mos def reap mega why you sit here dï secting τнεiя actions

solomon111: The most fertile ground for any sacrificial giving is in the life of the very poor brother/sister who have no way or means of repaying you.
Jesus said 'As long as you 've done this to the least of my brethren,you 've done it unto me'.

And Ʊ think the best gift Ʊ can give d poor is money?

Haw shallow

[quote author=EasyNaija.com]Blessed by ignorant morons. Yeah it's a good thing he gives but do not use that as an excuse. What does he give? Money.. Where does the money come from? The masses. The same masses.[/quote]Oh dear ! Wish God open your eyes of Understanding.

Ƒoя uя info, church account is different from pastor's account. He ofcos knows that if he spend fröm church account, it is called stealing!

I know a pastor that write books , sell cds and dvds but not a dime goes to his accounts from these! all goes to d church's accounts

All d church properties are bought with d name of the church and not in his name!

I marvel @ ρρℓ saying masses give to enrich pastors, not so @ all! I know that no oηε give mind blowing offerings as some pastors . iмagiпԑ five services where a pastor gives $1 million US dolls in each service! $5mill dolls on a Sunday service! his harvest is always massive!

Pray tell ♏ԑ, haw much can d masses give that can sustain dis kind of dangerous giving?

It is high time you all wake up from your parochial plains and taste dis spiritual principle.

Vanneni: You can't say the money is used to enrich Oyedepo. True the manner of giving was uncalled for. But then, the Bible doesn't condemn it, does it? You can correct me if it does.

There is no manner that is uncalled ƒoя when giving is involved. And my offering can ß any thing . Money , aircrafts , cars , ship or otherwise . Follow d inner nudging

paris10: Nigerians think they have to give to a Church in order to get blessed by God. Most of these big givers are attention seekers and only use Church as a cover up. Getting blessed whilst you attend your Church has nothing to do with that Church, it is God blessings. Stop being brainwashed.

If your Pastor has a major influence in your life and he's already rich or wealthy, look for that broke a.s.s brother or sister next to you and give that car or money to them. God reward this type of giving than any other. 700 cars would have done much to those mothers with 3 kids who have to walk 5 miles to take their kids to school.

Bringing the tithes or offering into the house of God means looking out for those brethren who are poor and giving the tithes to them. Nigerians are gullible .

It's good to give to the Church, but this type of giving doesn't just add up.

is it all grounds farmers sow their seeds?

there r designated grounds ƒoя sacrifices gee. Go figure .

berem: hmmm.... very soon they will start competing with Coscharis. smh for gullible Christians.

here we go again ! I usually try hard to avoid splitting heirs on topics like dis but ï'd make dis an exception:

There r principles that guild wealth. Which prayers and fasting cannot overrule.

The very first of such is Giving.

The Herbalists know this and therefore you have blood money. give a life, get money (blood fully ) τaικ of darkness mimicking light.

Nature knows this that is why there is a season you nid to sow a seed( give d ground a seed), and it in due season yield you an harvest.

Moslems know this and kill a lot of rams as sacrifices during salah

And you all propose Christains fast and pray huh? When it is expressly stated in so many chapters of the bible that giving is a Spring board to receiving? Tho very few Christians obey this and therefore look ƒoя ωнo to depend on. Or use fasting and prayers to harass God when he has told us in plain terms d principle.

Man is naturally a stingy being . If he can conquer dis, he can conquer all! After all, the only prove of Luv is Giving. Ƒoя God sö loved the world he GAVE! Hére is uя example.

Ƒoя those of Ʊ saying the poor shld ß given to, let me enlighten your poor thinking. A man is not poor because he has no money. A man is poor because he has poor mentality. Poor thinking faculty.
Giv such a man a million today, Ʊ wud still find him on d streets begging tomorow. What such a man need is mind reformation Which Bishop Oyedepo has bin Using God's word to achieve.
And to further buttress dis, ενεη Jesus said the world would always have the poor . Wonder y? Few know the principle of wealth and ενεη fewer people there are, that r willing to pay the price ƒoя dis rise

Politicians carry out ritual sacrifices ƒoя political offices.

Christains shld learn to give more dan all these aforementioned fakes.

OP , if only you can monitor dose guys that gave those offerings dis year, you wud give more than dey all come December dis year cos their reaping wud ß bountiful!

THERE IS HE THAT SCATTERTH, YET INCREASETH. AND THERE IS HE THAT WITH HOLDETH MUCH. AND IT TENDED TO POVERTY!

HEAP MANURE , IT STINKS, BUT SPREAD IT, IT MAKES THINGS GROW!

ΡΡℓ GIVE NOT ONLY TO BREAK OUT OF POVERTY BUT TO ALSO SAЧ THANK YOU LORD ƑOЯ THE GIFT OF LIFE!

and some folks seee this as brain wash in their myopic quagmire?

Simply shake мч head.

gprincess1: Sexybash,I want u 2 knw dat it aint evry gal dat has her lyf centered arund turning her lover in2 an ATM machine.....A rltnshp aint a business transaction!Nd nt evry gal is in a rltnshp wif d aim of "making profit" bcoz I,Gold my body aint a commodity dt can be sold 4 any price @all.
So aunty sexybash,if u brought dwn ur self esteem(no offense)2 d point of addressin urself as a "commodity" plz dnt generalize it
2 ALL D GUYS-We ladies are specially nd 1dafully made so we are nt meant 2 be TRAMPLED UPON!!!!

As much as i dnt support any man trample on our wonderful female folks, you guys shld up your airs . Stop lappin it all up from men and show a lil self restrain and esteem.

You wano ß treated rightly? Act rightly. Not some underdogs that wait @ its master's table ƒoя crumbs

Men appreciate ladies dat work hard and got diers! Is it a crime to spoil uя guy a lil frm tym to tym?

gprincess1: Sexybash,I want u 2 knw dat it aint evry gal dat has her lyf centered arund turning her lover in2 an ATM machine.....A rltnshp aint a business transaction!Nd nt evry gal is in a rltnshp wif d aim of "making profit" bcoz I,Gold my body aint a commodity dt can be sold 4 any price @all.
So aunty sexybash,if u brought dwn ur self esteem(no offense)2 d point of addressin urself as a "commodity" plz dnt generalize it
2 ALL D GUYS-We ladies are specially nd 1dafully made so we are nt meant 2 be TRAMPLED UPON!!!!

As much as i dnt support any man trample on our wonderful female folks, you guys shld up your airs . Stop lappin it all up from men and show i lil self restrain and esteem.

Men appreciate ladies dat work hard and got diers! Is it a crime to spoil uя guy a lil frm tym to tym?

Adaeze003: Generalizing is an unforgivable crime my dear. You tryna say you're some kind of item that can be bought? Do you even realize the weight of that statement? Abi you just typed whatever popped into your brain at the moment?

Oº°˚˚°ºK naw! Hehehe.

She sold you all to us oooo. So i can just sit @ ma pad and place various örders since i got dεм means.

try69: Women Are Such Complex Creatures:

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,
If you don't you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
If you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,
If you don't you are not understanding.

If you visit her often, you are boring,
If you don't she accuses you of double crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,
If you don't, she says you are a dull guy.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait,
If she is late, she says it is a girls way.

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,
If you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage.

If you talk, she wants you to listen,
If you listen, she wants you to talk.

How e be now? It's d same sh*t peps, dude or lady.

Wow! A chilled bottle of dom Perignon ƒoя Ʊ gee!

And to think i hadn't reasoned in dese lanes.

To aDd oηε more to d above listed, here is d oηε i get often:

If you go hard, she says you hit ha like a slüt and complains of womb pains!
Go gentle she says you must have had it somewhere else b4 coming down! ( plz don't quote ♏ԑ any where) ℓ☺ℓz

rali123: ^^^ do u have to comment as well...

Glad someone gat ma back! ℓ☺ℓz

Thank you R gurl

Opened this cos I'm so thrilled with d QNX tech thatz d back boné of d  next line of phones. The tech is so Def!

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I Live ma life daily in Summary: to the glory of God and Service of Humanity with the much i got. Don't have to wait till I'm maga rich and ma fame untamed(tho this is ma aim)

Ƒoя dose that aim so poorly and wano settle ƒoя mediocre, think God: He was made poor that thou might ß rich! So poverty is a sin and I cannot be poor!

To hit your target in life, aim High above it.

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[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Lazy! Many complain about their wives that they become lazy when pregnant, yet they cannot put ur own suit back in the closet after work [/quote]We arent talking about kids here. any man that does that is just unnecessarily
punishing the wify cos b4 they got hooked, he did live alone and tuk care of his bids.

Just in case you weren't aware, today RIM will launch BB10 and two new devices (one touch, one QWERTY).

We've been busy porting as many apps as we can to the new platform which is working great.  These BB10  devices are on par with the latest handsets from Apple & Android.  You cannot compare them to any of the other BlackBerry devices at all.  The new OS, hardware, App World are all redone from scratch.


http://global.blackberry.com/blackberry-10.html


And



Research in Motion (RIM)
has raised the possibility it
might launch a new tablet
based on BlackBerry 10,
but analysts are not yet
convinced that the
operating system will be a
success.
The Canadian handset maker
confirmed in a press release
that it will advertise the
operating system during the Super Bowl, and went onto refer to
BlackBerry 10 as a “new mobile computing platform that will power
the next generation of smartphones and tablets”.
The company didn’t expand on that point with any specific details,
although previous reports have suggested that a larger BlackBerry
tablet could be launched in the autumn of 2013. The tablet,
apparently codenamed ‘Blackforest’, is thought to be 10-inch in size
and come with 128GB of storage.
RIM will announce BB10 as well as the BlackBerry Z10 phone at the
press conference tomorrow but despite this, analysts are unsure if
BB10 will be enough to revive the flagging PlayBook maker.
“Despite the brief bump RIM will see from the launch of BB10, we
expect its decline to continue longer term,” said Ovum chief
telecoms analyst, Jan Dawson.
“Though the new platform should have significant appeal to existing
users, we don’t expect it to win significant numbers of converts from
other platforms.
“There is little in the new platform that suggests it will have the
compelling apps, content stores, or the broader ecosystem that
consumers have come to expect in a competitive smartphone
platform.”

Wow! And lady luck smiled on us on day!

Weak kudos nigeria!

Wonda haw far you gono go with d way you playing!

We all stopped eating draw soup cos of you Eagles cos we didn't want a draw today and luckily, we scaled

Oh dear! Once again, money steps in and destroys....

Reminds me of the saying : ascend a step to chose a friend, descend a step to pick a wife . This is a case of d man hanging his coat where his hands cnt ever get to. Biting more dan he can possibly chew.

Fud ƒoя tot to all dεм guys out there luking to marry a Rich gurl. She might love Ʊ @ first, but immediately she takes up d bread winning role from you, out goes love tru d window, respect is murdered and realities of life sets in.

Dis woman want out not because d man cheated but cos she feels she deserves beta and she can't just bring ha self down to seeing d guy as ha husby again no matter haw much he naw earns. And she has bin f'ing out too. Started long tym ago anyways. He cudnt do anytin cos she was d oηε feeding d house . Sad.

MONEY IS A BAITCH!

kitty kat: I beg to politely differ. Material gifts will not keep a man. Coming from a giving expert. A man who will cheat, will do so irrespective of how many mansions and ferraris u buy for him.

I'm, sure , in d knowing that som men are irresistibly sworn to skirts Kk. Daz y i use the adjective Kul gee.

What I'm tryin to drive home is that Ʊ ladies shld not just ß on d receiving end, rada balance it up. Quit da third degree lives

temi4fash: its gud to give.. But dat wen u av.. If u dont nko....
If i give n i get appreciated for it no probs... But wen m seen as a maga for doin so dem wahala dai...

It is not about giving and dεм female folks showing a lil appreciation. What we want is ƒoя dεм to reciprocate.

I call, she calls. I send ha airtym , she does same wen she can!and wen i Вυч ha expensive gifts , she shldnt show up ωiƒ just som weak çheap boxers.

Very few gurls out there knws haw to Kip their men . You think a man in his senses wud just wake up and start cheating? not so. B4 any kul gee cheats on his woman, he just found a beta, more challenging doll out dere.

Learn som ropes gurls. Stop receiving all, start giving back