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acada111:
A colleague of mine once told me that sleeping with her husband during pregnancy aborts the baby, hence t hey don't have sex till she puts to bed. So, I believe its possible .

9months no toouchy touchy no smoochy smoochy??

Two things r

It is either he deserves a gold medal of best konjified husby

Or


Whoop of life for juvenile deliquencies

( hope u fathom that, shld u not, nida do I)

kennygee:
Wait. Your friend has been planting on different farms to see which would produce the best crop?

I give up.

That is called Troubleshooting in the IT world!

When there is a challenge wit more than one possible cause roots, you eliminate them one after d other until u narrow it down to d most probable n blam! U got d solution!

aieromon:
Lingard out

Fellaini in

Zup wit boys?

Know we will win but not killing dis game off 1st leg n given dese frieghtened boys some hope aint sexy

RaeMystix:
We'll definitely win this match.

U know waz up

Kids kids kids!

Why wudnt u let those b00bs of urs develop first b4 u go sampling them?

Even wit d form bra, we r still having a hard time locating them!


Now run back to ur buks n dont let d crazy dudes here comit child abuse

Bumbae1:
Be like say ban dey hungry iffa I ever see you chat to twaci like that agin u go see something
Common gerraout

In English BumBum?

Stressed ma brains out cudnt still make u out.

HARDDON:
for all who dont know,

Dating Drills WhatsApp group is rolling out live on Sat 22nd of April 2017, we rolling hawt, we rolling fresh! Holding nothing back, Unleashed! You cant afford to miss out!
dare to dream? mail: datingdrill@gmail.com for general info.


All other confidential messages shld be sent here too cos Nland mail is a circus and i rarely see them

Daz whatz up

walafah:
Yet to verify and bond word

Did u send a mail?

ZYZZA:
I chatted with her on sunday, I made some funny and teasing jokes which I think made her laugh because she always replies with "funny you or LOL ". And I also found out from my cousin (who is in the same uni as I am) that she is schooling in the same uni. Now an looking for a better way to ask her if we could met up. Though she has not asked me who I am or how I got her number and I have not introduced my self. what do. You think HARDDON

@ bolded, dont do it gee! Too much too soon.
Why u wano kill d fun b4 we even begin?

Make sure u deploy ur blue cells all over her heart to replace her red blood cells first!
Chat, call , be unpredictable , dynamic not forgeting fun jabs. Let her be d one to wish for a meet. While @ it, meet others.

4:1 agregate

Bloodzz Rollzzz Redzz

nastycgolden:
optional1 mu harddon kye proudly n all man u fans get in

We roll in gallant! Eva repping . Technically crazy, ballitically dazzy n funtically flavoured!

We are UNITRED ( no that is no intercontinental ballistic missile , it is United Bonded with trending , it is united woven with hatred)

We trend on Hate. THe more they hate , d more we blaze! Perfect cocktail


Bloodzzzz RollZzzzz Redzzzzzz

Any Question?

HARDDON:
Next up:


DRILL NUGGET 15b:

DEALING WITH THE FEAR OF SUPER COMPLETE WOMEN( 9s n 10s n wealth )

a. Women and their different Package Packs

b. Why men fear the super , extra special Packs

c. Secrets to getting them easily

d. How to act around them wen uve brought them in

etc

Ladies are of different sizes, shapes and colours. Of different Physical endowment levels and social status. however, sisters under same cloak of flesh

Imagine the big church n congregation he pastors yet d1ck didnt let him listen to d still small voice!

Im not surprised.

As long as pastors go after power n anointing n not a personal revelation of the God( dHoly Spirit) , this would keep happening.

Her n in edo's voice sends d jitters down urs truly's spine. Even though he doesnt do 9ja ish

I-go-die refused to grow with his elongated ostrich neck n his werey ReyBec goggle that cant see into d future

solomix10:
God loves you

Kindly edit ur post n remove d rude word from his post

Godlovesme521:
I finally ............this girl..

Hello kiddo,
Welcome to our thread. Im very much certain that u havent read up d pages of this thread: what we stand for n the kinda languages we use here.

We dont brag about some cheap serves, we keep our private lives private unless ofcos there is something some1 in here can learn off such. In this case, nothing! Just some drab brag.
So if u slept with a president's daughter or a top lady in d biz world, the world wud hear bout it?

Learn to apply decorum n while @ it,

Kindly edit the "F" word out of ur post.
Regards
Don

spartan117:
We win together we lose together, we are Barcelona!

Mah respect gee!

Cos If i was d one, id be too disorented to come online let alone to type nothing.

Ustec:
Yet to get the bond words Boss..!

Kindly send a reminder mail. we are all muddled up.

same goes to every other person. You must all receive the bond words today.

fill, endorse and mail back.

let's see how UEFA would manipulate this one to favour barca!

I know juve boys would rather die than lets Barca rape them!

It promises to be a Bloody Duel! Welcome to the Arena People!

Warning: if you have phobia for blood, dont bother watching this game!

Object of passionate plessure, nothing more.

Buh yours truly like them tall n compact.
Curvy, tiny tie rod, huge confident jogs n moderate b00ty.

Not this super sized extra flesh n fat

Loyalblak007:
lol


"he doesn't get rough while he's bathing me in the shower"

Chai, lai mohamed must be ur uncle

The HE just undresses u with ur pecky standin n1pples, lifts u up to d shower n gives u a very soft gentle bath huh? While his rude boy down dere watch in angry standing ovation?
U deserve a lienus medal!

Loyalblak007:
hahahahahahaah!

are you insinuating am lying?
or
you don't just trust me?

"He doesn't get rough while we're in the shower.."
D above is my grandmomma's statement. Aint it?

Trust is a very passionate word. It flows underneth d sexy shawer . Why wudnt i trust ur juicy to flow?

Loyalblak007:
in fact i think am a virgin too


lmao

You that have been doing sexy things in d romantic shawer filled with juicy passionate soap?


If you are trying to ask me out, come out straight jor.

Virgin my long fat d1ck!

Loyalblak007:
|jumps into the lagoon|¶

****Holds her legs, just as she leaps off into d lagoon***

Ok Babes, chill let me tell u all d truth... ayam a semi Virgin. i hv only rubbed the tip on top of the juicy cleff twice. N it felt sweetly strange . She wudnt let me be afta that


#i cannot come n write police report for been responsible for your lil fine bones taking a long flight witout wings#

Loyalblak007:
hehehehe!
you speak/type like an expert

Dont be fooled by my transcribing hands deary, just some romantic voices in my head.

Ayam a Virgin.

N no, u cannot spoil me

SorftWerk:
lol...you know some men love to show off, and the mumu girl go green because her pussy is about to get eaten

Show off? More like Temptazions!
Green? Is she leprechun?

Loyalblak007:
He doesn't get rough while we're in the shower..

lol

Oh he doesnt need to be rough b4 sexy soap slips into your tiny eyes deary
Besides, try as you may, d d1ck n pusssy conspires against us alot!
Wen we wud rather hv it slow, they increase d temple. Wen we rather apply sense, dey throw caution to d wind leaving us to burn wit mad passion.

SorftWerk:
kikiiikiki..thats when the man tries to eat the pussy while standing and she's up on his shoulder with the kitten sitting on his face...

Think men do! Is he power mike?
Their crashing, only d tiles wud be able to testify.

Loyalblak007:
Shower-sex is not weird please

Oh yea?
Wait until soap enters your eyes !

Or until you both slip n fall breakin 24bones n fracTuring ur neck!

Most of these aint adrenline pumping jor.

Stolen waters tastes sweeter!
Come op, i wud teach you crazy, adrenaline pumping places to hv wide mad fun that u cant forget in ur life time.

." ....or you were impatient to learn......send me your bvn number let me help u unblock it. "