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sanyahkod:
Sharpaly....no time to waste time.

This one u quoting a ghost , hope aiit?
Cos i keep seeing respond to some post but i dont see d post u responding u

Lose nuts?

Sexymonky
SexyRat
PussyAvenger
Pussybender

Imagine the first two quoting each other on a thread! I was blown!

***Amazing Grace playing at d background***

We gathered here today
To reminisce on our glories past
To ponder on our present prime
But with the faith of a child
we must look into d future
And ravel in its untold allure

So help us God
Amen!


My Quiet Quill

Prettythicksmi:
Hehehehehe yes ooo,i cant share my man.

Sounds More like " i wudnt share my d1ck!"

I should warn u though: there are d1cks u meet, u only u wud luk for another to help u out

Then u wud be complaining .... my husby wants to kee me wit fvcks wit his pestle of a d1ck!

Eva ready. Plug n play rude boy

Prettythicksmi:
WTF!I will rather remain single that share dick with my fellow gender,that is rubbish.Mi o raye oshi

Here comes d DICKtator! So of all the fun, flair , glitz , glamour, financial security, protection etc a man bring, its only d d1ck u dont wano share?

What is man to u: Dickers? Smh!


@Op, kuku kee us instead of recommending 2 wifys!

Prettythicksmi:
WTF!I will rather remain single that share dick with my fellow gender,that is rubbish.Mi o raye oshi

Here comes d DICKtator! So of all the fun, flair , glitz , glamour, financial , protection a man bring, its only d d1ck u dont wano share? What is man to u: Dickers? Smh!


@Op, kuky kee us instead of recommending 2 wifys!

Prettythicksmi:
WTF!I will rather remain single that share dick with my fellow gender,that is rubbish.Mi o raye oshi

Here comes d DICKtator! So of all the fun, flair , glitz , glamour, financial , protection a man bring, its only d d1ck u dont wano share? What is man to u: Dickers? Smh!


@Op, kuky kee us instead of recommending 2 wifys!

Dh

Alphamale2017:
add me to that whatsapp group, the one on ur signature

INstruction is on d link on my siggy. Page 110.

lets not derail d bday thread

zeezeegal:
Hehehe... Wetin U Won Talk? Tnks Dear

Nah Z, i cant say it. Itz ur day. Let"s not add sacharine to rit.

ZYZZA:
Hay boss HARDDON, I know after your long dating drills ,you would be expecting testimonies. Pardon me pls , I still need little help. After reading your drills I wanted to but My knowledge to test.. my phone got missing so my cousin gave me one of his phone. I got a girls number from the phone added her on my what's app. I used the picture on her DP to start a conversation, I teased the picture in a funny way, she replied with really and after few minutes she changed it. And she replied with "longest time ", note we never had any chat B4. I replied with ya its been a while ". And she went of line. Boss I really don't want to blow this off. Need you help boss

SENSE PILL 99:

The FEAR of not blowing it, is actually the beginning of blowing it! Its a privilege we let them share our spot, space n sprite.


R u sure that the number registered on that whatsapp is urs?
N for her to change her pix after u fun jabbed , she values d opinion of that person that has d whsp n0
U shld also note that she is very sensitive to words

slimthugchimee2:
is that why you had to upload your pics

Common gee!

Itz her bday! 365Days" journey gee!
Rejoice wit them that do rejoice ... itz in d bible

Though i expected a studio tapped sleek pixs not this morning after one that made me turn my head 360 degrees just to fathom it

NOnetheless, I celebrate her, our problem wud start wen i dont eat kake nor drink triple filtered wine

Huh? Z?

Buh i tot emmmm, ok..... on track...

Just as the sea does not struggle to flow
Nor d sun strive to shine, may u not struggle to excel!

Api born day!

Llnp

Aha! True to xta. We didnt expect u to accpt it b4

Even The nation is in a State of denial

Since liar M is involved, its all a lying circus.


Whistle blowing ko Triumpet sounding ni

As much as i luv the simplicity of d west in worship.

Might i remind u that even Jesus said give honour to whom honour is due

The only thing foreigners hasnt been able to take from us ( Africans) is our respect for elders n those to whom honour is due.

Different cultures, idealogy n upbringing.
Needless comparing. We cant live d life of another and this has no iota of bearing on developing the land. D bane of our backwardnes is greed n d unpatriotic aura we ooze.

If you argue otherwise, walk to where your dad is right now n call him by his name saying 'hi' to him.

if you live to see the break of anoda day without broken bones, u wud testify!

mespusinglez:
Nah Bro No Amount Of Frustration Will Make Me Do That
Its Unethical

You should hv asked him to teach u how to hang one's self, by d time d imp dies from d rope, he wud learn to give gud advise wen in hell like d rich man n lazarus.


To ur thread, are you sure she saw u?

babsir:
Bro no doubt I like the girl so whatever happens tomorrow would determine if Id be able to date her or not. Right now I really am confused sef hence the need for your experience and advise

U ooze needy airs so dense it saturates dis varsed space. N bliv me, like a lion, ladies can easily pick d scent of a konji induced date from a thousand miles out n even if they wanted it b4 , wud shrink into their shells theteafter..

It baffles me that u hv ever seen her naked n yet u r still this tensed.
Left with me, i'd say you should cancel this date until u can hv a grip of ur balls. If not, u stand to drive a wedge btw both of u.


SENSE PIL 98:
Not matter how konjiFul we are, we never let Jrod Rule our Ride.


If u still want to go on wit dis date, take her to bonding places , places u wudnt hv to talk too much n are fun engaging n relaxing.

Pool: Go swimming ( this is d only place i can recommend based on d foregone)

U can do take away n go watch movies @ ur place. Whatever u do, ur acute sense of judgement shld lead u.

DONT EVER TRY TO FORCE HER INTO LUV MAKING.
U hv learnt enuf here to know how to attract a lil lady

babsir:
From my findings I figured the guy isn't actually based in Nigeria. Am not trying to justify her behavior but while we were dating I wasn't really the present guy so maybe the propted the whole pics thing and yes I have seen her unclad but she wouldn't allow me drill her cause she virgin and I don't wantu force her so twont be like rape or something.

Why I was hooking up with her?
Well also had a gf am actually dating but she travelled home so I felt kinda bored and I decided to just hook up with her and hopefully get the cherry

Virgin n u were physically n emotionally not available( this is why she didnt let u dv her, cos she knew she cant trust u to be there. Whoever wants to lose her vv to a rolling stone?) Now i see where the strong head erupted from.
To her u werent even dating.

So let me get this: u just wano hook up n tidy up the unfinished biz huh? Disvirgin her n just move on wit your life or u wano start doing two timing?
Kindly Enlighten me

Efe is taking marvis home?

Now no camera to show us action

LecciGucci:
Is number 2 real?..

When it comes to dating ( guy/gurl) talks. Most things yours truly says is based on private experience/exploration
Read

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only#42440289

babsir:
Harddon sir and the guys I hail thee, good job!

My own ish is, had issues with my gf in December when she uploaded one dude pics as her cover on Fb I told her to take it off but she refused so i git angry and stopped talking talking to her. I ignored her since then till early this month, tho she tried contacting me which I didn't respond to but now we got talking and I have agreed to meet with her on Sunday but I dunno what to do, if I should take her to a restaurant or we should just hang around and just talk or what do you guys think?

What r u doing with a lady that has no single respect for u?
Imagine the double barrel slap! Using another guy's pix as fb Cova n refusing to take it down ! so u were offiacially the assistant/auxiliary bf.

N now that d guy has had enuf browsing n moved on witH his life , she crawling back? n u thinking of actually seeing her n letting her back ? so u do left ova? Aiit.

This gurl really got ur balls , u r even confused on where to take her to.. so all tru ur dating, u didnt see her naked huh?


My Advise?
None.

Until i know exactly what u want with her. Why you hooking up wit her @ all after all these time.

Eleniyan15:
WhatsApp chat

Simple instruction: send a mail!
Kindly edit you number out.

Anitateddy:
If i were a man.......Lots of girls will get pregnant and heartbroken .

So edible Catherine can swing Toks2008! Chai!

No wonder Smelly always say something must killa man!

DavidEsq:
Sori bro, I'm kinda lost. How cld I budget 200-300k if I want to spend 500? If I budget 200-300k, wen I actually want to spend 500k, wldnt I start planning within 500k? Practically speaking, u mean if I want to buy a goat and it wld cost me 25k, by ur comment, u mean I shld plan to buy the goat for 15k? Huh, for real?

He is very right. It is only dream that u shoot very high so that even if u dont hit it, you wud be very close. As for money n expenses n budget, we usually plan llow n leave room for exigencies.

Dont wait to learn d hard way gee

Kyri:
I have a male friend who recently got close with another girl who visits him at home.But the first time she came they just watched film together, second time uncle tried initiating something but failed.
Later he decided to ask her out but she declined and still visits him.......What is the solution?

If you have ever read my thread Dating Drills, one of our major advise is for guys to stop asking ladies out! It is one of the biggest toutological mistakes men make.

Why ? because when u say hello to a gurl, in her minD she already have assumed, you want her n r hitting on her......

More on this here: https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only#42440289

Thank me leta.


About the matter on hand, the guy kept stumbling from one mistake to the other n the next, killing the lil attraction she feels for him on da constant! Soon , i can assure u, she wud fzone him.

Let's analyse the mistakes:
1. Trying to touch a gurl that visits u when u havent created any emotional attractive force in her. U havent even broken through her freaking defense mechanism u want to just flip pants n suck b0obies! Common now! Guys, guys!
She got numb mehn, u got to tune it up gently until she's there unlike men that have got switch. Flip on n off.

2. After trying crudely to touch it didnt work, he now deployed the super cheap , utterly abused , totally raped lane of asking her out! So that he can get easy access to honey pot unreserved n unrestricted? N he hoped she wudnt see tru his myopic game plan? Da heck?

Solution?

Is found in the link i dropped ealier. Point him to it let him go tru

Nwachukwu1986:
Pls bro teach me the techniques of caressing

Most tins u need to know about the world of women are chronicled here :

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only#42440289


Itz gono be a long read but I assure u, itz worth every bit of your time .
Thank me leta

Kyri:
HARDDON come oo

WHy r u screaming my sobriquet like some1 that is about to cUm?
U didnt invite me to party , just as its about ending u go aaaarrrrrdonooooocUmmmmooooo

Im vexing 4 u

Nwachukwu1986:
But the orange can increase if she allow u press am

Nopes they wudnt . Oranges depress wen u press them. B00bs sag wen u do same to.

Caress is the right word. N not all of them wud respond to sleek caress n grow outward

6 mins? Just 6minutes?

R u freaking kidding me ryt now?
Daz not even enuf for f0replay!
Seek help op


To ur question :

1. It is the best form of excercise ( if explored properly) ladies lose weight with it( burns fat)

2. A guy that knows his onion therein, can basically help shape his lady's figure , increase d size n firmness of her b00ty ( tru d0ggy)

3. It relives stress ... improves mood, antidepressant

4. heal lil sicknesses n keeps healthy

5. It runs adrenaline hY like snifing coke.

6. Rich sperm wen deployed in, helps tone ladies' skin, grows their hips

These n many more

N hey! No man goes into muddy waters with bare foots! Strap up