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mayor10:
Hello
everyoneI need some candid advices
I love my fiancee so much tha I can't stand to see her hurt buh my ex has a stronger hold of my emotions than my babe. am stucked in the middle of nowhere..what can i do

Kindly explain the bolded: do you mean ur Ex has your mumu (emotional ) button? And she can turn it hoeever /whenever/wherever she so wishes?


While fiancee is a yes Sir typa lady?

do u mean Ex knows how to pump ur adrenaline under d sheets while fiancee just lies there and let u do all d work?

Do u mean fiancee is boring and ex is a wild vixen?

U mean Ex hurt u n u decided to let her go finally(did really hurt) , only for her to realise u walking down da aisle soon n jump back , fingering ur emotions once more?

We would love to know!

demelza:
Nah, I am not learning how to be nice to guys. Rather, I am adding some techniques to my bag of tricks.

Kareful wit em drills u'v turned to tricks lady, dont trick urself outa that ONE for u

About the date, it is highly probable that I will use some of your teachings and my feminine wiles against you.

Is she really worried about me or about the fact that her heart wud neva remain dsame again?

So, imma have to decline on that date.
We don't want you turning into softdon and losing your rep.

Ofcos she can feel it. She knows if she sets her eyes on me, she'd luv to have me for keeps! Hence d race.
SoftDon is very kul bae, itz a soft life

Btw, dont know why ur mind is giving u out so quickly: taking me out to dinner in appreciation of all d gud works....isnt equal Going on a Date wit chu bae, I just wanted to check u out while im eating....who knows....maybe....just maybe....

So waz it gono B?
Think you can stand my sexy dripping heat? Or you'd rather not have ur heart play pranks on u because of me?

JerryLegend:
Observing, HARDDON wanna know your opinion on this.

There is no standard exploration time.
What you should rather seek is satisfying your woman.
Most get satisfied after they cUm once, Others 2ice .
There is dis special group(squirters/their sistas)
Who keep cUmin n cUmin until the guy finally cUm.
Yours truly have met one like that. She come btw 6-9times b4 he.....


What is the essence of staying 1hr 30mins when u cant drive her home?

A man that cant satisfy his woman but drills for long, is that one a man?

Mylestone:
Has anybody from did thread ever came out to say I defraud HIM OR HER...LET D PERSON/PEOPLE DAT PM ME MAIL COME OUT N TESTIFY




A WORD IS ENOUGH 4 D WISE....

How hard is it to create your own thread n do your thing over there? You dont even have the balls to create a thread?
Be your own man. Parasitic life is deadly: imagine u selling another person's book on another's thread!

So u dont have the mental cApacity to write nor the will power to create a thread? What a life.
Totally Ball less.

For the very last time I warn you to stop advertizing n selling another man's intellectual property on my thread.


Now people r mailing me to ask all sorts of questions.

Like u rightly said above, A WORD IS ENOUGH 4 D WISE

Da heck?! Freaking disgusting!

HOw do people stomach this beast?

vibrant40:
Oga HARDON, how I wish I stumbled onto this tread before noon yesterday.
My case is so pathetic, u didn't know until I came to this tread that being a nice guy is a crime in the women world. No wonder I hardly ignite a relationship not to talk of keeping one.
Chai, my own mumu pass that of MR. BEANS.
Don't lemme waste your time, I just need help if there is going to be one for this grave mistake I have made.
There is this gal that I happened to be her kid sister's teacher. I fell for her the first day I saw her around my school.
Needs to get her I searched for her on Facebook and became friends with her. Asked for her number she gave it to me immediately after I had introduced myself. We began chatting on WhatsApp and we started as innocent friends. With my mumu boiling, hardly a day goes busy which I don't chat with this gal. After some months of the friendship, I thought of getting our friendship to the next level, so I asked her out. She was like hoo you are late cos I just gave my heart to some one last week. I thought this is one of the numerous ways which girls do play hard to get and I continued to mount pressure on the professing my love for her and how I can do anything for her (Chai I mumu die. Thanks to this tread for making me know sha) all she do is ask me to stop that she can't date me but I remained optimistic. Fast forward her grand mother died, (I rent an apartment from their family house) so she has to come home for the burial because she is in a tertiary institution college of education to be precise. She came home with her friends and came straight to my room. We exchanged pleasantries and she told me her friends and her would be lodging in my room. I gave a no problem gesture and in they packed their bags. That night I had wanted to sleep at a friend's house but they insisted I have to be with them. During the day of the burial she had wanted to hug me but stopped half way. This gave me the impression that she likes me but only forming (dunno if I'm right though) during the night they all slept on the bed I did on the rug. With that afternoon impressions, during midnight I tried to romance and kiss her but she stopped me. The next morning which I expected her to be mad at me what I just heard was "**** (she called my name). do you know you didn't allow me to sleep well and I am now having headaches. Her friends were like Ehnn after that nko. I played this mumu nice guy afterwards do everything they wanted and give all the requested for to them, I even had to see them off to the motor park in a rain!
We didn't chat well since they left on Sunday because she not always online due to the fact that she is writing exams. But chatted yesterday and I revisit the topic of her letting me be her guy. She asked me to stop but I didn't. This pissed her off to the extent that she resorted to verbal abuse on me, she told me that she don't and will never love me. She said I disgust her and so on...... Í Was also annoyed but I mumuly kept my anger and started begging her. I stopped the chat with her and came to nairaland to cool off myself. Then I jammed this tread, how I wish I had done it earlier...... But Boss can there be a kinda solution because I wish to wack this gal to show her ego doesn't pay.
Sorry for the long novel bro, I have to explain myself better. Thanks in anticipation.

Block Her on whatsapp, Delete her number from your phone, Unfriend her on facebook, delete her memory from your head, heart and mind, meet others and be kul this time around applying all your have learn here.


Breath fresh air Gee! it isnt that stuffy out there. Fine bones abound. fresher softer beings beckons not until you lift up your head from this doungeon, you can never see!

this is the best way to get her back.

btw,
but your ability to misread situation is mega mehn.

[quote author=LorenzoWisdom post=56015654][/quote]Create your Thread, dont derail mine! a word is enough for the wise

iamrosheed:
Oga Harddon Wehdone Sir , please i need ur help
A guy in my faculty (i'm in 100, he is in 300 and the girl is in 100 ) wants to collect my girl, the dude is really trying to get her and right now am thinking she might fall for him (due to d guy's experience and maybe knowledge ) Oga harddon how can i stop my girl from falling for the guy .she is cathing fellings for the dude and i am sensing it.

in 100 level? Rosheed?

Here is a big brother advise: Lay a good foundation first in your academics before you talk about ladies.

In fact, i always advise students to focus on their books in year 1 and 2. Know why? these two years separates the class into two groups: those that would come out with 1st or second class upper( in one group) and those that would come out with 2nd lower and third class in another group.

If you start rolling with gurls now and heart breaks sets in(especially in exams period, most likely breakup period cos almost everybody goes broke and the big boys cease the opportunity to steal gfs with fud and gifts), you would lose focus and your academics would suffer.

Do also know that you are not safe yet even after getting the admission. You can be sent packing if you dont make up to certain points in your CGPA after year 2.

So let her go(however hard it may be, Man up and own your balls). dont sweat it. the beautiful ones are not yet born..... words of wisdom from a fine mind....

hope the man within isnt broken? dead?

You either live for one thing or die for every thing.

it is better to die on your feet than live on your kneels.

the brave die once on his feet, coward die a thousand times on his kneels.

xynerise:
You are beginning to speak in parables

I don't get

parables are the palmwine of the mind. with it, men brew wisdom and solutions and find lights.

Brew brother brew

xynerise:
Harddon, oya teach me

hahaha

tot you would neva ask!

I know you are still a Virgin even with all the flood lights that has been directed your ways!

Be romancing Keypads and futball forgetting there are softer things in life!

Japhet04:
Boss HARDDON Jokes apart you have really touched a lot of lives

Your mind is a fine wine.,

JJ! Here is my life's logo:

@ bolded 1 : Life is not about the amount of wealth you amass nor the number of years you live but the lives you touched positively while on earth you tread.

That is the best legacy.


@bolded 2:
My mind is still a tender learner seated on the stables of the gods within the clouds
With its quills dipped into the fountain of words and life and from it, yours truly draws and drools.

there he goes again staggering like a drunken master

Chibydinho:
Thanks Harddon for opening such a thread... First time to comment here, but have read to page 50 of your teachings.

Honestly, I've learnt so much.

Humbled!

Spread the good news. You dont eat good food alone, you share.

Bloodzz Rollzz Redzzz


Here is to a club that values lives of itz fan unlike their own country

Sweetguy25:
Thats the baseline. Nigeria is hell, people are trying to escape. Don't judge them

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5223788_capture_jpeg6d0ce43c2e6495dc5ba7597dd3872afd

If u know d hell they go tru, u wud appreciate d fact that Nigeria is paradise!
Aint no brain turning frm a boss to a gate boy

nastycgolden:
Proudlyngwa call the squad seunny4life harddon emzreus kyase mareema bayocanny nepapole optional1 must also support us today.

Ntw knocked me off my peckings.

Sad we didnt win
Glad we didnt lose , given itz an away sometin


Bloodzzz Rollzzzzz Red

Obama n his evil host r gone now too

We know beta

Homecoming u had to tactically beg for, is that one home coming?

btw, d waves have gone

luminouz:
Like I,Robot abi?

My brother.
Itz scary menh.

Did u notice , starting wit Hyundai cars, that the cars we only used to see in PES car racing r now living with us in reality?
If vid games cud become a reality, imagine well scripted movies.

N im not just saying this because as we are talking, men r in the lab working 24/7 to make sure these systems becomes more real wit emotions n feelings. Bridging d HCI gap.
U now have sexual famale rebots that respond to stimuli. U hv computers so sensitive that a lil screw out of place, they wudnt come on.

Have u interacted recently with Siri? God!
Ive got dm shivers gee

Apc is d government n also d opposition!

They know they have no economic plans whatsever so they've tried gaging any one who dare tongue lash em . Even tried strifling d entire nation by some devious social media bill.


The voice of d people must be heard!

Fought pdp, NA, judiciary , ex president, populace, pastors , press etc leaving d job of moving d nation forward. SMh

Just like it is with every new invention, there wud be reservation n resentment towards it.

But no matter what, technology wud always strive not just to improve upon itself but to improve our lives .

Let those who might feel thretened about losingvtheir jobs go learn AI security. See? Prob solved.

THis op's wailing reminds me of when computers where first introduced to Nigeria in d '80s. Workers came home crying. But look where we are today


They wud keep serving us.
My only issues is: let them not gain self awareness cos then, the humanrace wud be doomed.

I knew it that it wouldnt take long b4 whistle blowers , blows these goons into trouble! Mischief makers everywhere.

Robotic police, whistle blows, dey swoop. Smh

When wisdom deserts d old n thereafter goes dancing nude @ d market square, d young must not make meal of it.

Respect Large Ooni!

FLASH!

Dating Drills Whatsapp Group:

This is to inform every1 that we have officially stopped accepting new participants for this Batch.

Those that couldnt complete the Reg proccesses b4 the deadline can still do that. You wud be considered first n added seamlessly to the next Batch coming up 20th May 2017.

For those that would love to join, mail : datingdrill@gmail.com

Rich Regards
Don

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 15:

DEALING WITH REJECTION

DRILL NUGGET 16:

NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE


DRILL NUGGET 17:

BLEND D BLISS..... CLOWN NOT


DRILL NUGGET 18:

BE EXPERIENCED/BALANCED

DRILL NUGGET 19:

M PROPOSAL

DRILL NUGGET 20

GURL TYPES/GRADES

DRILL NUGGET 21

HANDLING LUV & BALLS

DRILL NUGGET 22

MARRIAGE LIGHT


DRILL NUGGET 23

...........
LEARN LINES, RHYMES, PEOTRY, AT LEAST ONE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT, IF YOU CAN, SING!


.........

We taking over
1 city @ a time!

timmykaydude:
is the whatsapp group still available?

No, this batch has kicked off.
But you can sign up for Next Batch coming up 22th May 2017.

DRILL NUGGET 15b:

DEALING WITH THE FEAR OF SUPER COMPLETE WOMEN( 9s n 10s n wealth )

a. Women and their different Package Packs

b. Why men fear the super , extra special Packs

c. Secrets to getting them easily

d. How to act around them wen uve brought them in

etc

Ladies are of different sizes, shapes and colours. Of different Physical endowment levels and social status. however, sisters under same cloak of flesh

Here we would be dealing with Physical Endowment/shapes. then I Would throw the Big Bombshell at the end( xta)

thesuave10:
Hello pickup artists ! !! Been a while. Feels good to be back

Pick Up artists? that is playboys/fvcksboys Tagline

an insult to the ballz of Men.

Now that is a man in charge of his ballz!


Wish it was nude shots though. Wud have sunk in beta

N her freaky face isnt showing


#BossBallzz


Poster above is a Baby in a man's Body. Spear you havent learnt to use let alone a gun !

demelza:
I used to be this close-minded before.
Whether you like it or not, the ability for a guy to interact well with the opposite sex will serve him better in other areas of life.
Skimming through this thread, you can see Harddon giving tips on confidence and cultivating self-esteem, which everybody needs.
I am not a guy but I have learnt a lot from this thread.
Don't knock the hustle.

Now that I hv helped to improve urself esteem n confidence and you've also learnt how to be Nice 2 guys, when are you taking me out?
I have alot more to show u!

Thanks for the rave reviews btw.

Ok
Bye

Back n forth rulings!

It is no surprise , when d head is faulty , d whole body is.

Confused government, confused MDAs

Daz just d way e riz

Now that you need the senate to boot this mallam out because he is not mentally nor physically fit enuf to run the state, they wud duck like dazed dogs!