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Ustec:
LoLL
Boss
am still waiting o..
There is God o

What waiteth thou for oh thou mortal mold?

Shall i pelt your balls wit pebbles or frame ur night wit fables?

What seekest thou?

peeparty:
I Started Fearing W€€D Since The Day I Saw My neighbour Spend The Whole Night Dancing To The Sound Of The Generator.

Hahaha lololololinnnnnnnnnnngggggg!

Now u made me fall on d floor wit my two legs apart from laughter n i just tore my brand new gucci boxers!

Japhet04:
Bro how do you approach a girl that is with another guy or guys.

Because today I saw one in a gas station and was really dumbfounded as to how I can talk to her and get her number because she was with about 3. Male teenagers.

It is sure that I am not going to see her again but I don't want it to repeat itself another time, and I want to be able to master all situations but this one seems to be quite hard.

Help needed guys

HARDDON
OKWYPASCAL
LILJBOY
USTEC
and what is happening with LORDZERO

YOu needed wing man/men. We call it 9 n 10.

Deal is, u Throw a catchy talk into their mist, "you guys look alike, look @ dier tiny noses, Are you guys twins/triplets/quadruplets?"

Your wing man divide d unwanted elements, engage them in pes or wor ever wack fun tallk, while u get her digits.

Think a lady has told me friend ds b4 .

She was all over him, peppered parrot,no let up, my always very calm guy didnt know wen he let one fly. N guess what? Words well just dried instanter.

She sat quiet in one corner sobbing.

Next day, afta dey made up n all, she told him that d slap was d only way she could hv kept quiet. Felt huge inpulse to just spill.

My guy went weak!

R/ship is not for every1 especially people with severly broken/ damaged hearts! How u r still able to luv wit shattered heart even?

On a serious note, go tru my thread:Dating Drills, thank me leta

Needless rave ranting like a peppered parrot,

Sue him already unless of cos u got no prove


Buh ehmmm, d title is Bruised, guess he just BRUISED u twinnie, wor u gon do?

Damnnnn! Flat tommy, thiny tie rod n oh bloody huge arrhhhhhhhhh!

I cud sell some souls, burn an entire city to fish her out!




Ehmmm, that wasnt me up there! Just voices in my d1ck...

Bridget95:
Do you know that the city of orlu and Okigwe has the same outlook? we are happy to celebrate our achievement as a blessed people for raising our cities from the ashes of war to the envy of others in less than 50yrs. it is a great achievement, we are grateful to God.

****Thinkin aloud , so battle armed for a new moniker,,,, must hv bn a long time guest


@ op, beautiful pixs u got.

The thrilling beauty of the mind, is in its sweet ability to call dreams into reality, intangible into sublime spectacle n making a def mockery of d imposible

..........Don

raphenium:
Boss Harddon, have not gotten a mail yet, I sent a request mail yesterday

think we have replied all, kindly do resend to datingdrill@gmail.com



Whatsapp Drilling Session Starts 1st of April 2017. Get Your Boots on, strap in, we bout going on a wild ride! Unlimited, unshackled, unrestrained!

sure you ready for this? oh i doubt much!

Mylestone:
boss m nt interested in d love making, i joss wanna make her fall 4 me..make she dy dream abt me..

tanks 4 d reply SENIOR MAN ntn do u.infact 3 GBOSA 4 U

Yimu, not convinced.

write an article50 words) to convince all of us that you would be good to her if she becomes yours and not just about farming

KingWale99:
ALRIGHT...I WILL BE EXPECTING

think every1 has got a mail!

ekhai:
HARDDON ARE YOU A PROPHET

1 apiece it is! Lol!


We coming for n02

Ehmmmm op, how did u arrive @ that 17.2%?

Any mathematical formular applied?

[quote author=marisdgreat post=54748217][/quote]Daz d tin wit lowerin one's self to have a convo wit some strange soul, u neva know which way they'd swing.

Kindly dont mention me again

#Ignored

marisdgreat:
how can I know if a guy is a player from the onset or not? coz I just fell in love with a guy but doesn't trust him cos of my experiences with guys.

What a qwesion!

@ op, gurls know wor they want instinctively. Its just u daz getin it all twisted.

Emmm op, if Sopha has fyn bones, n she's endowed, pm me her number let me explain ur stands in clear terms to her.

Btw, ive been in ur position b4 so u can trust she wud leave u 4 gud

TheSlyone2:
Boss, you mind if I enrol for wooing lecture under you?

Lol @ d bolded.

Lets not derail this train. U know were to meet

N here u hv it, unedited n unperused

Op, might i ask, however sacastic, why the end of this wtite up , which is d crux of d matter, is at d end n not d body?

lefulefu:
nooo...why i go dey sign dat one?

wen eva u think cheat

DeAvenger:
I stand against terrorism say no to #Ifemassacre

All these while they've bn killin sourtherners uve bn standing wiv dem huh?


this is hOw respect is earned! Cos wen d monkey's hand has stayed too long in d pot of soup, it feels itz human too.


To maintain peace, one has to b battle ready! Let every southern state learn from this n put these migget low lives in their dingy squalid place

lefulefu:
lol i wont cheat on her.imagine u cheat on a lady like Lalas247....u dont want to imagine wat will happen

Hv u signed d death warrant yet?

TheSlyone2:
Page 1-100 of relationship/wooing guide couldn't have been a coincidence

Ouch!

Dude knows the other me from somewhere

Buh ehmmm, that was the other me.


Take a pick here 1-10

Imagine a civilian heading a combatant group! Shm


D first day i saw him inspecting a CSM formation, on that almajiri whyt bedspread he calls cloth, i was stupefied.

Lalas247:
Did i just see career lady
Op ur brain dey der work comes first marriage can wait

Yes! They hv arrived!

TheSlyone2:
I know you are a relationship expert

Me that is on d Friendzone of my tots?


Im a learner mehn.

lefulefu:
see, op just composed that negative characteristics of the clingy wife to make her look bad.there are clingy wives who would respect ur mom,respect ur views and of course give u ur little space as at when due.what i just love about them is their caring nature and pampering.

Guy, if seems u read all did a buk , u hvnt had 1st hand experience wit clingy.

U r her every thin, she want to know everytin, she wud sulk wen u r not giving ha attention, wen u wano ball pit to work, she wud do every to make sure u roll out late. She wud cal wen u r @ work, if u dnt rply, just be prapared for d tears wen u get hom.

Guy, wish for a blend me, not a str8t up clingy.

N did i tell u bout wen she catch u cheating? Hmmmmmmm, beta told than experienced

TheSlyone2:
And the don himself has spoken

Don is a name for Erudite minds, not for Dude like me wit no single strand of Brain Stress

Michellla:
The career wife.

Ndo!

Carry career on ur head while Ekaite helps cures ur husby's hunger n weeds his ova grown konji constantly

Op, perfect wify has a lil combo of any trait of 1-9
But her major weapon is understandin her self n her man n blending sweetly.
She is very opened minded, teachable n adjust swiftly.


Mi Likey