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In politics, there is always an ulterior motive

Hehehe,

Im in d clouds! What for , ah dont know. Im just in d clouds!

Then he wud return n waste it all on jihad ! n d northern colonization of d south.
N christians n shitees killins

Very archiac wAys of raising kids.

Lil wonder such patents always get disgraced such kids tru preggy n all oda vices when dey get lil opportunity

ThatPuffPuffBae:
[color=dodgerblue] u still have elaborate speech. Sometimes i dont even understand u ..... honest [/color]

N u still hvnt grown som b00ty.

U stil humping from one account to another.

Kindly bring back our gurl Valerie, she d only one that understands me.

shinarlaura:
Lol.

Honestly this ur comment just made me a fool for some mins. Can't stop laughing

Oops! Hope she didnt piss in her pants while crackling!

On a serious note, i think we shld stop telling lies.
Tell em d way e ris!
U wudnt bliv i was eatin , lost mah appetite after mistakenly opening ds thread.

shinarlaura:
Hahahahahahahahhaha oh my.........

See the thounderous laughter?

I knew it, i knew it that u were lying ta him.

Badt geh

ThatPuffPuffBae:
[color=coral]I'll buy u 1 and have them attach a nice artificial booty u like?[/color]

Go away Thou fluffy duvey puffy.
This cant replace ur flat b00ty

need me some fleshy sexy soul wit two butter soft headlamp mounds not some discombobulated electronic adult doll wit som blinkin n1pple$

Btw, u'r all so so, no go go. Keep activating n deactivating accounts like a play boy of za western wOrld.

Funjosh:
Arsenal they never disappoint me. Either they lose or draw.

Ass'nal : Disappointing since 1908!

Bloodz Rollz Royal
Bloodz Rollz Red!

Raintaker:
Lol or when you forget to charge am and d thing come shut down with dick inside.

Lol! Unfortunately for u, no light n no fuel in Gen!

Hahahaha

lefulefu:
virgin guys can use this doll for practicals
QueenSuccubus wat do u think?

u slot your d1ck in there and watch her shut down due to excessive stimulation and trap u in wit d warnin: emotional overload!

artificial magun!

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 14:

PLAYERS vs MEN....The Duel

on dah road again,
here we roll again!

Ass'Nal has to lose this.

Blood Rollz Red!

dasilver20:
Am in a relationship and we are both virgins ,we have both decided to stay away from sex and its working out although it is not easy because we are both humans

yes, continue
lie to us more.

the trajectory of extrapolation of the back facing adipose,inversely proportional to the protruding frontal flesh, bears testimonial to the uncoordinated distribution of the natural resources of the underdeveloped world! ( hope you understood that, if you didnt, neither do i! )


of what use is huge bum with tiny peanut b00bs?

Virginkpekus:
as your name implies you look hungry and starved... Oya collect 9/10

why cant you just tell him the truth now?

op, did you rob mascara on your eyes?

did you do LIps job that went wrong?

lol!

so you mean to tell me that an old alhaja, can create operate and use fb even to flirt?
wow!


who has that " igwe must hear this Pix? "

Mylestone:
Ur most dedicated Disciple ;Dharddon,there is
d gal i started liking,she is my frd's cousin
tho,xo i like talk 2 ha buh she was like "pls get
straight to the point" n i said "i like u" then
suddenly ha defenses went up n she said no
tank u,then i was like ok lets jos b friends she
said yes and then i say ok lets see 2 moro she
is like ok i see u,then i started giving ha sum of
the drills n she is like giving me green lights xo
boss pls how do i get to the lovemaking stage
cos i reli want dis gal to be My Woman.PS she
is beautiful n has nice curves n a wonderful
smile. pls reply meASAP
Ur most dedicated Disciple
MyleStone

boss HARDON DIS NA MY QUESTION. PLS REPLY ME ASAP

you dont want her to be your woman, u just wano lay her. I know and if i was your frnd, I wud have burst your balls for eva looking @ my cuz.

@ bolded, you have a wrong notion of this and this would not help the course of your wanting to have her in your web.
once u put d1ck b4 genuinely knowing a gurl, i can tell you that every step you would take there on, wud be needy, wussy and wack.

My Advise?
be genuinely interested in knowing and let her a lil peek into ur lyf first, all these while maintaining the lane , bursting smile lines across her face.
then can the other lil things fall in place.

whoever teach a babe how to suck milk from dah breast? see? it comes naturally, just make sure you put the b00bs on the lil ones mouth and sucking is bound to happen.

I think Davido is liable.

Is dna test as strong as d resrmblence? Smh

danielicon:
what is it with this efe? I think he is over hyped. he is fucking boring

Boring, Razz wit no touch of class

His wackness is set on grass!

Lol , a mallam has bn locked up n itz crying for help!

Guys to blame wen this happens!
How would u wano buy to luv n atrention of a lady d vrry first time, n expect not to be fzoned?
How do u go asking a gurl u just met out cos u wano hit IT n expect not ta be Zzoned?


Stop selling short, dust urself n d lil ish left of ur balls n move out!
Like some1 sugested, move out , fine d fairer n more endowed n roll wut then let jelousy do d talking.


Check out Dating Drills for indepth solution.

#HereIsATrueNairalander! prfl first

ShinyJay22:
Lol...Gee's be going gaga for the waist already. But I no go lie sha that waist na die

#YouAreNotANairalander if you havent visited first tin in d morning n last tin @ nyt!

#YouAreNotANairalander male if you havent bashed d females folks b4!

Now with ur help, they aint fat n fugly again, n they no more buy briefs n boxers for their bfs expecting Rolls Royce again!

#Youarenotanairalander if you havent waged countless wars thru ur touch pad b4 from d comfort of ur bed!

HARDDON:
if you must meet in the library or at night class or anywhere that involves reading, perfect timing is the ish.
you cant go sit by some1 trying to assimilate her book and start pricking off. she would blow u off.

look out for boredom/fatigue signals and then key in.

when you do this and you are fun, make her laugh, probably even teach her after the lil break, you come off as a keeper!

Me: (I walk to where she is sitting and sit by her side and with a surprise inquisitive look on her head,) Wow! Why is smoke coming out of your head?!
She: Huh? lol
Me: You got smoke oozing out of your head! are the words on your textbook written with flames?
She: you are not serious , ( smiles with tired/ weak eyes)
Me: time for break, I cannot come and write police report from a blazing head. Come, Let's stretch them tiny legs (u stand up and say this with an air of finality to avoid her turning you down)
She: Wearily , clutches her phone, closes the book and off you roll...

You can handle it from there

HARDDON:
@ badbullet,

In a class reading with other students at night(u dnt know anyone)

Remember doing this while in school! Lol

But it requires lota calculation. And embarked on @ ur leisure time( wen u have read n r tired). Ur book comes first!

The tin wit night reading is most ppl get to their retention threshold around 12am upwards b4 law of diminishing returns sets in n tier eyelids begin to fall in luv(sleep)
Ppl like me have a very high one .....from 3am. Night reader.

if you must meet in the library or at night class or anywhere that involves reading, perfect timing is the ish.
you cant go sit by some1 trying to assimilate her book and start pricking off. she would blow u off.

look out for boredom/fatigue signals and then key in.

Ustec:
Schedules are tight for now Don..

You bet!
they always will as long as we live. balancing em makes you stand out, makes you worth your balls.

Nothin epic about that!

She pained n sulking.

Epic wud hv been her tellin him how she cudnt find his tiny winnie under his boxers. Sure there is anythin there?

Nothin epic about that!

She pained n sulking.

Epic wud hv her tellin him how she cudnt find his tiny winnie under his boxers. Sure there is anythin there?

Vivipop:
Awwwwww, you've blown me away bae. Thank you and God bless you too.

Happy Birthday!

I drink to ur conquest of another new dawn! Another fun filled yr. May u not struggle to excel in ds new agE!

Llnp!
Don