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RomanceRe: Nigerian Guy Advertises Brother Looking For Wife On Twitter, Nigerians Explode by HARDDON: 6:03pm On Mar 25, 2017
Sleekydee:
if you earn 200k/month, i dont think you should be choosy
As much as im against dat piece of info from him,

How much do u earn? angry huh

As long as he is d one paying d piper , no matter how much he earns, he's got choices.

He's said his mind, those who r interested wud codedly contact him whl folks like u dangle ur hate d1cks all over ds space
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 4:05pm On Mar 25, 2017
Those that don't know, Dating Drills WhatsApp group is rolling out live on Sat 1st of April 2017

send a mail to datingdrill@gmail.com for general info.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
Obere4u:
Sad but true
Every man must pass through that Mr nice guy lane
No thanks to Momma! cheesy

she woman nonetheless , so its only natural.

while dad goes about sendless, throws money around and thinks that solves it all angry


guys when you have become dads, as I know you would, don't forget to pass this drills across! you would be saving them and the ball race grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
Mylestone:
FACT:ALL players,ballers,MEN,heartbreakers were all once MR NICE GUY.some were even the definition of NICE GUY grin


u can ask d gurus @Hardon,Lordzero,liljy,pascal etc
if you haven't been in the dark, how can you appreciate light? cheesy

Yea I once was menh! super nice, super ducky and super lonely! angry


they used my balls for 5 aside match lol

used my money to fuel their Tommy and my brain to pass their waec and projects angry grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 3:12pm On Mar 25, 2017
BadBullet:
i did

You can also check your spam folder bro
kindly send it now to datingdrill@gmail.com . I instructed gmail not to push messages to spam cos its a dedicated mail
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 3:11pm On Mar 25, 2017
Kalatium:
Harddon we appreciate your efforts
Dating Drills 100 pages now, wow!
we are in 100 pages already? shocked shocked shocked didn't realize!

Thanks God for life and thanks for keeping up close!

now blue balls have turned pink balls! lol
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 3:01pm On Mar 25, 2017
BadBullet:
bro you still havent replied me on the procedures in joining the group
haven't seen your mail. Cos we've responded to all mail. did you send it while atop SOMETHING? cheesy
RomanceRe: Can I Find Love Here by HARDDON: 2:39pm On Mar 25, 2017
I like your guts and send less attitude.
Nonetheless, draw closer to your God, he cares for you more than you could ever imagine and can give that one for you restless nights until he finds you.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:09pm On Mar 24, 2017
SOLARPOWER1:
My Gurus in the house, this young lady finally came to my crib after applying some of the games drills , we had a nice time chatting as I teased her. My issue now is :she is telling me, she is not coming again until I visit her ,that I owe her a visit this time. Does it make sense for me to succumb to her request? Personally I hate visiting ladies in their apartment and considering d fact that she lives with her female friend. How do I crack this nut peacefully?
DOnt be a shy duck gee. She wants u to visit, no prob buh u do it on d day u feel llike.

" hey bae, Big Deddy might be coming over leta in d day.... makE sure u gurls prepare a sumptous meal. "

Den u ball in. U shld know that she wants to show u off to her rommie. Cos she prebably has told her alot bout u. N u sshld also know u got to be in ur best form wen u roll over.. u must tease d rommie too. Make them laugh n confirm ur glowing rep.
Ladies always make dis mistake...... inviting a snake into d homestead, then d rommie go tripping n b4 u know it, u be doing double.


So dust ur boots, we going overr there!


On a side note, roomies n friends to a gurl u like, r d cheapest way to bring her in
RomanceRe: 11 Penis Facts Every Man Must Know! by HARDDON:
• joystick has a mind of its own.

Yea it might have a mind of its own by rising n falling like dah sea waves but i choose whether it gives fvck or not.

A man distined for d top must first learn to control his crop , if not, scandal is his stay.


one good erection every morning is a good sign of a healthy joystick.
This is embarrasing , imagine me just waking up onto a new day, n jRod is standing hugely rigid like aso rock. N d fact that i had no idea waz annoying it, just makes it more confusing.


• joystick can be fractured
May this be far from us. But sometimes i doubt it consedering d velocities jRod has cruised on in time past.


Fact 12:
JRod sees alota deeps, darkness n various degrees of bruiSe during its active years.

Fact 13:
It is d best weapon a man should deploy if he so feel like flogging his woman for been annoying. tongue

Fact 14
IT causes more divorce than money.

FACT 15 angry
Most women wud rather luv to just have d sausage alone.........

alot of them wish they can detach it from their men's body wen he is traving out for a conference shocked
FamilyRe: End Time Marriage In Delta State by HARDDON: 8:25pm On Mar 24, 2017
Why is d banner carrying TWOgether Forever it should rather read THREEgether forever!

Buh d dark skin gurl lipsrsealed
AgricultureRe: Video Of The Biggest Chicken In The World (the Brahma Chicken) by HARDDON: 8:18pm On Mar 24, 2017
DozieInc:
No matter how big it is, native fowl go still beat am.
Lol!


Mehn! This is massive! Itzzz really genetically fingered. Any1 seen the seedless watermelon?
FamilyRe: 17.2% Of My Monthly Salary Goes To My Wife & Yet... by HARDDON: 5:40pm On Mar 24, 2017
Tex42:
dy/dx...
Nah, this is dMan/dWife x Money
CelebritiesRe: Stunning New Photos Of Gifty, Ex Big Brother Housemate by HARDDON: 5:27pm On Mar 24, 2017
Lai mohamad last born
CareerRe: I Caught My Boss Pants Down With The Organization's Secretary by HARDDON: 2:48pm On Mar 24, 2017
miccollo47:
How men descend so low?? Was the man sleeping with himself?? Smh
if only you know.
there are plethora of Randy rascals dressed in Monkey suits as bosses.
guys who dont have the fear of God and are entrepreneurs, carry out lots of atrocities against the female folks just for job offers..

they are even always so bold to tell the ladies to their faces.

and some that come to us, thinking that all men are like that, gets surprised when i place them where they belong. Its either you got brains, or you hit the drains
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 2:44pm On Mar 24, 2017
raphenium:
Lol, you are not tired of those creatures yet? Come on Boss is high time you joined my club (the gay's club) smiley
do you get tired of eating? angry

yes i am more in tuned with my tots and laid it all down to help humanity but that does not mean i wouldnt take softies over you any day. shocked grin
RomanceRe: See How This Two Corpers Hilariously Sealed Their Love For Each Other by HARDDON: 2:32pm On Mar 24, 2017
Mumu move Exponential 12
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orijakor Talks About An Actress She Trained To Be A 'runs Girl' by HARDDON: 2:20pm On Mar 24, 2017
tot she was all sagged b00bs? angry

wow, there is a lil coded brain attached. cheesy cool
Lil naive mind angry
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 2:01pm On Mar 24, 2017
brandon180:
boss Don there is this hot chick staaaying around, i got her fb username from a friend added her she accepted...av nt inboxed her yet cos i dont reallly know wat to type, dont wanna type 'hey' or 'hi'..
I want something funny, or cocky u knw....

Secondly i av this problem of responding to a girl d wrong way, nd den after some minutes i remember d right thing i was supposed to av said, how do i fix dat..
We have discussed this before kindly go back and read it up because even if i was to drop you a Line of Note now and you use it to get her attention, you would still come back asking for more ways to keep the convo going.

Just like NLand wud say, before creating a new topic, find out first if something similar hasnt been created.
CareerRe: I Caught My Boss Pants Down With The Organization's Secretary by HARDDON:
Dear Heavens!

How men descend so low to sleep wit their subjects n subordinates is a subject that gets me discombobulated n peeved!

Ehm buh op, u aint trying nah blackmail buh u've collected 2,000 soft to kul off first huh?

Do u know what will happen wen d freshness of that bill dwindles n u kinda run out?
Ideas wud flow trust me n dat vid is like a loaded gun u might just point @ dat 1diatic man n pulled d trigger wen he flips @ chu ever again.

Besides, b ready cos other member of staff wud notice d extra special kindness of him towards u, n start asking u Qs.

Remember, u got a loaded gun, cocked. N it cud shoot both ways.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Asking For Permission To Hang Out With Another Man by HARDDON: 11:24am On Mar 24, 2017
.....the nxt topic wud be: " bae started acting strange n not taking my calls"
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 9:44am On Mar 24, 2017
HARDDON:
Hey Young,

Send request mail to datingdrill@gmail.com for d general info.

For those who dont know, Dating Drills whatspp group is kicking off live 1st of April!

We are still accepting ...... warming up
CelebritiesRe: Flavour Shares Adorable Photo With His Daughters, Gabrielle & Sofia by HARDDON: 3:26am On Mar 24, 2017
Isnt life funny?
Imagine what he is doing to others daughters n behold life is just dashing him daughters!
lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
Amaterasu:
Abeg o , I am patiently waiting for your response, I have used this sendless drill for other damsels but the response of this particular damsel is overwhelming, giving me too much attention and it even sounds funny to me , saying I am stuck; I want her but don't want to spoil things with being mr too nice. Help ur boy o!
Hahaha! It work huh? Sendless.

Your question is very unique and i have been expecting somebody, anybody to ask this.

There is this skill we used wen were very young. It is PUSH Small PULL Small. Just like d Rat Therapy i mentioned in a previous post
We use it everyday even on family n friends, it happens automatically we rarely note it.

Deal is: PUSH SMALL PULL SMALL
Push Small means 60% sendless
Pull Small mean 40% Send

She tells u she wano see u, u say hmmm, id think about it. Talk leta, ok bye.

Or say: so u can rape me? No , im not home


The deal is to not be available to her evertime nor oblige her evertime. Be dynamic. That a gurl placed her n1pples on ur lips does not mean u must suck. Reserve d ryt to or not to

This keeps d tension going.

But most guys wud just lose their senses to dier d1ck n completely be available to her unreserved , killing d attraction n fun n ultimately drivin her off.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:35pm On Mar 23, 2017
Adasun:
hahahahahahaha,now dats bad,really bad cheesy cheesy
Oh well, he started it cheesy

Btw, where r d 7 virgins u promised me? angry
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
BadBullet:
still havent heard from you oo
concerning the group
Must hv gotten lost within d sea of mails. Here do us another .

by the way, people , people, dont send the request mail to my NL email! Itz riot in there


Kindly do us another mail mehn : datingdrill@gmail.com
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:30pm On Mar 23, 2017
BadBullet:
hahaha @bolded

if am one of the guys ehn
am gonna crush your balls if you say that
Yea , after uve fallen for my skill n laughed ur ballz out cheesy Nice, very nice
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:27pm On Mar 23, 2017
Amaterasu:
How we drop our numbers for the proposed whatpapp group
Send a Request mail to: datingdrill@gmail.com
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:25pm On Mar 23, 2017
Viktoh:
I didnt get to the promise land, all true sir!
shocked shocked shocked shocked

If a lil tight pvssy is ur promise land, u hv lost ur purpose on earth V. angry cheesy

So what do u mean by u getting her softyspot for 15mins?
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:18pm On Mar 23, 2017
Mavin1:
I've been following this thread for a while! Kudos to you Sir. @HARDDON

Please I have this issue at hand now.

There's this girl that Fzoned me last two years, though she told me she had a BF then. I kept calm but I distanced myself from her.
Fast forward to this month, last two weeks (My birthday precisely). She posted my pic on FB and wished me a happy birthday, and even called me, which she has never done before during these years.

So, later the day I chatted her to thank her for the birthday wishes, and we keep on chatting but she started acting strange, telling me how him and her BF broke up.
So after some days, I asked her for a dated which, she agreed but unfortunately we couldn't make it and postponed it.
The main issue now is that when were chatting, she told me she wouldn't want to have a BF right now that she's still recovering herself that I'll not enjoy her if we start dating blah blah blah, she stylishly indicated that she doesn't have love feeling for me. But I really love this girl boss.
Sir, and masters in the house please I need a solution!
Boss, @HARDDON I've sent you an email, add me please.

Muna overlook my typos abeg.
Arrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Hit ur self wit a pitchbook mehn!
Then,
Stick ur neck outa ur bum bum gee! Stick your d1ck outa ur a33!
Even in these ur write up, i can feel ur needy boring ooze!
Must u date? Must u label Luv?
Must u attach a price tag cos u want easy access to puna?

We have told u countless times: the way forward wit women is d other way, not d forward one!

Think about it, why do u think she uploaded ur pix n called u for d very first time? Was it because u were acting needy arround ha after she Fzone u or because u gave her d middle finger n sent her Less?

See?

u needed to maintain that sendless actitude!
Now u r beginning to make her draw into her shell back. U aint sounding worth her while.

You already have her on a platter buh because of dis needy nerd attitude, u gono screw it up.
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
Samalabz:
Uve rolled with harddon too long enuf to keep askin questions like dis. He has alredi sed dia re no perfect lines or situations, u must develop d ability to think on ur feet, spin web around her surroundings without movin a fine muscle, use situations to ur advantage nd so on... Maybe u shud read d thread from page 1 again. Grow ur own balls harddon won't alwys be dia and might not give d perfect response always for ur current situation...
Wow, succinct!

He is one of my finest but dipped after a while. Dont know if he's falling in luv n lost some touch.

Luv if not balled, hv a fine funny way of blinding d heart, shrinking dem ballzs. N u begin to wallow in wonder n sacrifice ur mind on d alter of worldly wuss angry
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:00pm On Mar 23, 2017
Viktoh:
harddon, please there is this gurl in my neighbourhood, met her last week, used this drill I learnt here, build d attraction nd stuffs like that.she came to my house on friday before she left we kissed..yesterday she called and came again, things got cozy in d sitting room nd she was like we should move to my room, I just kissed and got her soft spot, about like 15mins sha...but what surprised me was that while I was seeing her off she was lyk" I am scaring her away because of what happend between us" I just did as if I didnt hear her..what should my next step be?
What do u mean by u got her soft spot for like 15ins? ( u mean u guys got down 4 15? Just 15?? While u shld be reading ur buk? I tot she was ur reading partner? ) cheesy

Ok, letz get this str8t
1. She suggested u guys move to da oza room
2. U got soft aftet 15
3. She comes up wit " you r scarin me away wit what just happened" line? ( btw, where can she run to wit those her tiny toothpick legs?) cheesy
4. You docked out n pretended u did hear? Kindly confirm if these r ryt, then id ansa u

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