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Addicted2Women:
I think i do.
If you have the courage to defraud me, your kids and family lives are on the line.

It is a bridge of trust and respect, Where i'm from we don't play like that.

Can I send you a PM? Hope you are "Legit"

urahara:
TESTIMONY TIME

Pastor hardmirror

Well i recently gave my life to lord gwa gwa and it has been awesome.

It also started 1day

I was driving on my okada. The okada fumbled and then i tumbled . i bled from my head . i became unconscious and then i felt my soul leave my body. And lo and behold


WHAT DID I SEE

It was lord gwa gwa . but i was shocked when i saw jesus and yahweh doing manicure and pedicure for lord gwa gwa .

Lord gwa gwa , then told me to go back to the world and preach to all men about him.

I woke up, i found myself in the hospital . i was totally fine .

And brethren i want to thank gwa gwa for helping me pass my exams , i know it wasnt because i read tirelessly for months , attended classes and took my studies seriously . NO WAY it was by lord gwa gwas epp.

GWA GWA


GWA GWA

GWA GWA

GWA GWA


I LOVE U DADDY...

I swear you are a jobless somburry I almost pissed on myself laughing.

All praise to Lord Gwagwa and Tomato his only son which is still with us manifesting in omniscient ways in soups, pizzas, jollof rice and all good food that has made life a delight.

Image123:
Oh there's a part 2 to this? i don miss oh. You late na, HardMirror begging me to please show on page4. Anyways i no vex as a pikin of God na. Someone my notifications didn't tell me on time, was just reading through my mentions hoping i didn't skip anything important then saw this.




There are many things to say. One thing is this, Healing is a GIFT. The gifts of the Spirit are GIFTS, not rights. Among the gifts of the Spirit, we have the GIFT of healing.
1Co 12:9 To another faith by the same Spirit; to another the gifts of healing by the same Spirit;
1Co 12:10 To another the working of miracles; to another prophecy; to another discerning of spirits; to another divers kinds of tongues; to another the interpretation of tongues:

Like i have told you before, the gift(s) of healing is as rare as Smith Wigglesworth. Of the nine gifts, the common ones are Word of knowledge, faith, prophecy, and then MAYBE discerning of spirits. The others are rare. They are GIFTS so you obviously should not be asking ME why they are rare. One point though is that if we really really need or ask for them, we will get them. It is someone with the gifts of healing or working of miracles that you can take such a situation to and be almost certain of getting your expected result. You may be lucky with others like a prayer of faith even without the baptism, or gifts like faith, word of knowledge etc. What what would get you what you are asking for easily is someone with the gift of healing, a rare one i must say.
That been said, the real issue is not the healing of the boy, or any miracle for that matter. Historically, people who have seen many miracles are not necessarily the closest to God. In fact, they are the most punished and strictly judged by God. The people of Israel in the wilderness saw all sorts of miracles, they still failed themselves and God. Same thing the generation that Jesus lived with, who went on to crucify Him. So, don't think God's hands are itching Him to work any miracle for you in that sense. The primary provision God has made is for our salvation, our forgiveness and deliverance from sin. Jesus says and the Word of God affirms that there is tribulation and sorrow in the world, and that until we get to that better place and time when God will wipe away sorrow and tears from eyes, you can expect this world to see such sorry states.
The good news and experience is that we can still please God despite challenges or no challenges. i'm not sure if it was you that i was telling about the paraplegic Annie J Flint. Her sorry challenges did not stop her from believing God. Here are some words from her popular hymn.

He giveth more grace as our burdens grow greater,
He sendeth more strength as our labors increase;
To added afflictions He addeth His mercy,
To multiplied trials He multiplies peace.

His love has no limits, His grace has no measure,
His power no boundary known unto men;
For out of His infinite riches in Jesus
He giveth, and giveth, and giveth again.

i want to believe you have heard about contemporary Nick Vujicic born without arms and legs yet serving God happily more than many that have arms and legs. Not to forget the great Fanny Jane crosby, who died at 95years old. Fanny wrote popular hymns like "Pass Me Not, O Gentle Saviour", "Blessed Assurance", "Jesus Is Tenderly Calling You Home", "Praise Him, Praise Him", "Rescue the Perishing", and "To God Be the Glory". Some 'medical' treatment when she was young left her blind forever. Yet she was the most inspiring of them all. Nobody has an excuse. God healing or not healing your friend does not prove anything.

Since when did handicap people believing in God become a proof of God's existence

He like most other people have a choice to serve God. The boy whose case I cased you to discourse will most likely grow up and die a firm believer in God. Go to mosques all over nigeria, you will see all manner of handicapped people even in worse situation than Pastor Nick, because they are not only handicapped but in abject poverty and hopelessness. Yet the pray to God without complaining 5 times everyday.
How is that a proof of God's existence.

My request is basic and straight forward. Let us pray for this boy's miracle. Or have you written God off even before praying?

GeneralShepherd:
So why did the poster you referred to.earn your respect? Is it because he is advocating that atheists on Nairaland stop taunting theists?

It is difficult to have a respectful discourse with a theist when such a person promptly starts the discussion with only a fool says there is no God. After this statement, it's usually no holds barred from there on

Exactly!
Sometimes I just intentionally give them a taste of their medicine. Respect is reciprocal

PastorAIO:
You forgot to mention the fasting and self flagellation required.

Pastor Ayo what type of pastor are you to encourage mockery that is going on here? Bia be very carefull

urahara:
Loooool[b][/b]


E wo. Omo yaba left .


The bolded got me laffin seriously


Dont worry my son weda u like it or not .





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.............. If u lyk bash ur head on transformer...






. ........... If u lyk cry froom naw till 2ma0




..... . the fact remains that one day..




..!..................... You , yahweh , and jesus will bow before the almighty gwa gwa u made heaven and earth

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I am loving it

femicyrus:
bros, I just lookup gwagwa on the Internet. i am surprised it did not exist!!!
except gwagwalada in abuja Nigeria.
you forsake God that created heaven and earth for gwagwalada based god. smh

So you think you can find the God that created God on the internet? You obviously lack understanding of high spiritual things.
Just like you don't expect us to understand or find your God with our logical reasoning, so is it with Gwagwa, you need to be at a high spiritual enlightenment to know the Great Gwagwa

iamphill:
@hardmirror


Read this and reflect on it.....Have a great day bro.........

In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?” The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what we will be later.”
“Nonsense” said the first. “There is no life after delivery. What kind of life would that be?”
The second said, “I don’t know, but there will be more light than here. Maybe we will walk with our legs and eat from our mouths. Maybe we will have other senses that we can’t understand now.”
The first replied, “That is absurd. Walking is impossible. And eating with our mouths? Ridiculous! The umbilical cord supplies nutrition and everything we need. But the umbilical cord is so short. Life after delivery is to be logically excluded.”
The second insisted, “Well I think there is something and maybe it’s different than it is here. Maybe we won’t need this physical cord anymore.”
The first replied, “Nonsense. And moreover if there is life, then why has no one has ever come back from there? Delivery is the end of life, and in the after-delivery there is nothing but darkness and silence and oblivion. It takes us nowhere.”
“Well, I don’t know,” said the second, “but certainly we will meet Mother and she will take care of us.”
The first replied “Mother? You actually believe in Mother? That’s laughable. If Mother exists then where is She now?”
The second said, “She is all around us. We are surrounded by her. We are of Her. It is in Her that we live. Without Her this world would not and could not exist.”
Said the first: “Well I don’t see Her, so it is only logical that She doesn’t exist.”
To which the second replied, “Sometimes, when you’re in silence and you focus and you really listen, you can perceive Her presence, and you can hear Her loving voice, calling down from above.

God does exist because you cant see him doesnt mean he doesnt exist. I know you are smart and you will try and poke holes in this write-up, note am not contesting your belief with you, am just suggesting you reflect deeply on this. Cheers Bro

This has been thoroughly trashed on part2 of my thread page 10 I guess. Don't you guys have thought provoking analogies? This analogy is too easy to dismiss. Geez!

shurlar50:
I've follow'd this thread for a while now & I have learnt few things concerning religious beliefs. I'm still a bit curious (confused) about some arguments you guys engage in tho; If atheists don't believe in a god (or God's) existence, I dont see any reason why you should view a religious person as dumb or fool. They believe there is a superior being who they must obey to make heaven but atheists believe thats BS and its fake. In as much atheists dont believe there is a god, Why not just let every xtians/muslim et al., be (they are ignorant, right?). You were once a believer and eventually knew smthing better. Why not just hope they get to that point u changed for good.
Personally, i think one should try to play smart. If you believe God in your lifetime and u eventually get to heaven or hell, thats 3 points out of a 3, if u believe God but at the end, u only got rotten and benefited soil fertility, thats a draw (that way, God didnt exist nd u got nothing to lose IMO),

Ok point noted.
But won't keep me from challenging the norm and raising people's curiosity, that is all I want to achieve. In the end everyone decides.
There was a lovely lady that commented several times earlier. Love that lady. She read thru and posted my message was not for her we laughed about it and she left. She remains a christian (most likely). But for those giving silly analogies I will call a spade a spade.

Anjelus:
I actually joined this discussion with the erroneous belief that I would be facing a set of intelligent and objective people but I can now see vividly that your objective here is to impose your failed and distorted idea on equally feeble minded people and this can be confirmed through the use of vulgar words to discourage those who are wiser than you from expressing their opinions. I quite understand what you are doing and i know where its coming from, but let me shock you, your evil intent we never succeed because of people like us who have real and long lasting relationship with God, we will frustrate your plans through every means possible, no wonder you couldnt hold on to God when you had the opportunity because you were never eal and true to God, all u care about is miracles at the detriment of relationship. So stop deceiving us with your caricature evangelism, we know your type....... HOWEVER, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, JESUS IS LORD!!! you cant do anything about it......

Ehya sorry. I only answer stuupid contributions the way I replied yours. There are many matured and intelligent christians that I have answered appropriately.
Whether you like it or not Gwagwa is Lord above all other Lords (including Jesus)

francis247:
Why should I tell you how when you've refused to understand the things of the spirit? By the way, haven't you ever had a premonition? If there were no God, would you care to explain the creation of not just man but this planet and everything other thing in it? The mineral resources, the natural resources and other mysteries surrounding the creation, existence, and sustenance of this world?

Yes I have had premonitions and I know man and everything you see were created by the Great Gwagwa. Don't ask me for proves cos you have refused to present proves to support your God claim too.

seguun:
I never said prayer is irrelevant...prayers apart from its spiritual angle, is also an important psychological motivations we need as humans. Now add that to all the already sleepless nights a student passes through while reading for instance, there, you have a very high spirited and happy student. I don't want to talk about the spiritual aspects yet since you seem not to believe in spirituality. However your disbelief in spirituality doesn't make a supreme supernatural force non existent.An animal doesn't pray for instance, so its all goes back to the issue of this gift of consciousness from God.

I tell you my friend, what we are currently experiencing in the world today will be a child's play if Atheism is to be the popular belief...

Oh now I understand you better.
Well I always say it won't be good for many to become atheist. I will gladly promote God and hell and heaven so has to keep people in check.

urahara:
Oga hardmirror Who jehova and your gwa gwa don epp sef

Gwagwa no be joke o. He is the God christians worship. The God of their God.

iamphill:
Guess you came out of your mums womb or did you drop from the sky? Guess you know there is life outside the womb this is enough evidence.

But that your gwagawa story sha........lol.....Dude we need to talk seriously. Am not trying to make you stop being an atheist though, can i get your contact prolly whatsapp

Better get serious. Does it look like I am kidding here?
So the second baby knew there was life outside the womb. In like manner I am telling you there is life after heaven.

The Great Gwagwa created Jehovah. This is Fact! You can say he is the God of God.

Tell me why you believe in Jehovah and I will tell you why I believe in the Great Gwagwa.

Shey you want us to be silly, I am ready to play along as far as you are willing to go

iamphill:
I meant Silly Analogy you got with all your Gwagwa stuff

Exactly!

The Gwagwa story is just like your twin story. They don't need to be logical or provable. I claim Gwagwa created Jehova, Your baby claims there is life outside the womb without evidence, you claim Jehova exists without evidence.

I am enjoying this.

iamphill:
Really stupid analogy u got there......lol

Exactly!
Now you see how silly your analogy is.
You can do better. Tell us why you believe God exists and make sure it's not something the Great Gwagwa can disprove.

iamphill:
Read this and reflect on it.....Have a great day bro.........

In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?” The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what we will be later.”

GOD DAMN IT! Were are the intellectual christians. I can't be spending precious time answering dimwiits. So you think this your mumu story will make us reason with you.
Ok let's break the story down?
Babies can't talk or have capacity to research. For a baby to claim there is life outside the womb, HOW DID THE BABY ARRIVE AT SUCH CONCLUSION?

The second said, “I don’t know, but there will be more light than here. Maybe we will walk with our legs and eat from our mouths. Maybe we will have other senses that we can’t understand now.”

so without evidence or ability for complex thoughts this baby clearly described life out side the womb? Just by guessing? So we are only guessing what God looks like and how life is in heaven?
Oh wonderful.

The first replied, “That is absurd. Walking is impossible. And eating with our mouths? Ridiculous! The umbilical cord supplies nutrition and everything we need. But the umbilical cord is so short. Life after delivery is to be logically excluded.”

even the first baby is a dimwitt so the virgi.na of the mother is just a few centimeters away and he has not explored it and yet the 2 of them could be arguing?

Really stuppid analogy.

Let me ask you why did the baby not know that gwagwa was also waiting for them outside the womb?

God does exist because you cant see him doesnt mean he doesnt exist. I know you are smart and you will try and poke holes in this write-up, note am not contesting your belief with you, am just suggesting you reflect deeply on this. Cheers Bro

Since we are here to tell silly stories let me tell you one that may sound silly but is FACT! That you don't believe it does not mean it is not true.



Let me tell you something you don't know. Gwagwa created Jehova and in the last day of the last day he is going to judge jehova along with his followers. Hope you are ready to face the Great Gwagwa, the creator of Jehova and existence? Just like the second twin in your story, I am informing you that there is life even after heaven were alll of us including Jehova will all bow to the Great Gwagwa.

seguun:
Hello Hardmirror,


indeed I salute your efforts in simply being human. our consciousness is no doubt the greatest weapon we possess as humans.


this whole concept of God and human relationship I will advice will be best understood by going for a SAFARI holidays (if you can afford it ofcourse. if you cant, pay more attention to the wild life documentaries on your local cables). you will realize that the SAFARI guides will instruct you never to interfere with whatever wildlife behavior you may experience in the wild. it's for your own safety first, but the ultimate reason is because whatever happens in the wild is exactly what makes the wild "alive" and "balances" the entire ecosystem. for instance, it's may be so terrifying to you to see a lion tearing a cute baby deer to pieces but if deers are left to proliferate, it may turn out harmful to the entire ecosystem. Hence, predators such as lions are natural agent to check their population.


Now coming to our own 'world' as humans with consciousness and all sorts of emotions. the sight of a boy without anus or famine ravaged community, or a blind man from birth...is really disturbing. While it becomes necessary for us to offer some help, it might just be the best thing for that particular time or situation. for instance, you missed your flight and it hurts you so much only to discover that the same flight crashed later. I know the next you will say is ; " so those who all died in the crash are not humans abi?!...you see my friend, the best thing aren't always what we like or desire. one of the passengers might be a very good person and a look into his future life, he might later turn evil. So death at that time might be the best thing for him to end it up on goodwill. Another passenger might be a hired assassin who has to go take the life of an innocent man...Even though it is necessary for all the agencies including the pilots and even passengers to make sure they have a safe flight...Also necessary for the authority to investigate the cause of the crash in other to avoid such later,whatever happens ultimately is the best at that particular time.


The problem with your former faith is that it pays so much emphasis on MIRACLES AND WONDERS...there is no way such faith won't continue to record situations like yours. Even though miracles exist, God occasionally performs miracles through any of his creatures when VERY NECESSARY. just in the case of war situation in a country, and the elephants were all killed for their ivory in other to purchase arms during the war. After the war, the government may result to buying elephants from other countries and reintroduced to the wild to balance the ecosystem again. if the animals in the SAFARI were humans and the government is God, you can see it's a necessary miracle because there's no way elephants would have gotten back to that wild without the intervention of a higher power because the elephants have been totally wiped out during the the war. Now in the case of you and your colleague "forcing" the poor dumb boy to speak, how do you determine at that time it is necessary for the boy to speak and that is the best thing for him.


So in essence my brother, you cannot force God to act out of your own ordinary human emotional feelings.


Think about this then we go next to "why there must be a God and the universal concept of God".


Thanks.

Which one should we believe? Is God a god that answers His children? Yes or No. All I see here are excuses not to hold God accountable for his so called promises in the bible.

I will yet again bring up the issue of the baby born without anus.

Oh yes God is not emotional He does things for a purpose you claim. Hmmm. Nice.

So God created this baby without an anus, I am sure he did it to maintain the balance of the ecosystem just as you claim in your post right?

Then you also said we should not interfere with the balance God is trying to maintain.

Ok so we should leave the baby to die of accumulated toxins that would result from his inability to defecate?

Are you if doctors should operate on this baby they are interfering with God's original plan for the baby to die? Because it is obvious if we pray for the baby God won't do shiit even though you claim he created the baby and you will also claim God loves the baby, yet he will allow that baby to die a painful death?

Now it is making sense to me. Maybe God also created you with the inability to reason so the ecosystem will be balanced. Having too many smart people will be bad.

Answer me regarding that baby and other babies born crippled, born with heart defects, born with down syndrome, born with cancer, born with brain defects, born dumb, born deaf, born with 3 legs, born with 2 heads, born with 2 sex organs etc

How many of them has God restored? How many have surgeons fixed?

1.Does it mean surgeons are more capable than God?

2. Or does it mean surgeons are more compassionate than God?

3.Or does it mean Surgeons are Interfering with God?

femicyrus:
if at the end, God is REAL!!! hardmirror have a lot to lose compared to other atheist. I should envy your reward for your labour but what a huge waste it will be.

but if at the end, God is not real; what do you think will be your gain apart from mocking Christian like you are doing already

My brother don't worry I clearly understand you. You are just being human like many christians.

You actually serve God just because you are afraid of the consequences of not serving Him, but you pretend you love God so that you don't look ridiculous to unbelievers who are not afraid of your God (afterall it is obvious he can't do shiit)

seguun:
Hello Hardmirror,


indeed I salute your efforts in simply being human. our consciousness is no doubt the greatest weapon we possess as humans.


this whole concept of God and human relationship I will advice will be best understood by going for a SAFARI holidays (if you can afford it ofcourse. if you cant, pay more attention to the wild life documentaries on your local cables). you will realize that the SAFARI guides will instruct you never to interfere with whatever wildlife behavior you may experience in the wild. it's for your own safety first, but the ultimate reason is because whatever happens in the wild is exactly what makes the wild "alive" and "balances" the entire ecosystem. for instance, it's may be so terrifying to you to see a lion tearing a cute baby deer to pieces but if deers are left to proliferate, it may turn out harmful to the entire ecosystem. Hence, predators such as lions are natural agent to check their population.


Now coming to our own 'world' as humans with consciousness and all sorts of emotions. the sight of a boy without anus or famine ravaged community, or a blind man from birth...is really disturbing. While it becomes necessary for us to offer some help, it might just be the best thing for that particular time or situation. for instance, you missed your flight and it hurts you so much only to discover that the same flight crashed later. I know the next you will say is ; " so those who all died in the crash are not humans abi?!...you see my friend, the best thing aren't always what we like or desire. one of the passengers might be a very good person and a look into his future life, he might later turn evil. So death at that time might be the best thing for him to end it up on goodwill. Another passenger might be a hired assassin who has to go take the life of an innocent man...Even though it is necessary for all the agencies including the pilots and even passengers to make sure they have a safe flight...Also necessary for the authority to investigate the cause of the crash in other to avoid such later,whatever happens ultimately is the best at that particular time.


The problem with your former faith is that it pays so much emphasis on MIRACLES AND WONDERS...there is no way such faith won't continue to record situations like yours. Even though miracles exist, God occasionally performs miracles through any of his creatures when VERY NECESSARY. just in the case of war situation in a country, and the elephants were all killed for their ivory in other to purchase arms during the war. After the war, the government may result to buying elephants from other countries and reintroduced to the wild to balance the ecosystem again. if the animals in the SAFARI were humans and the government is God, you can see it's a necessary miracle because there's no way elephants would have gotten back to that wild without the intervention of a higher power because the elephants have been totally wiped out during the the war. Now in the case of you and your colleague "forcing" the poor dumb boy to speak, how do you determine at that time it is necessary for the boy to speak and that is the best thing for him.


So in essence my brother, you cannot force God to act out of your own ordinary human emotional feelings.


Think about this then we go next to "why there must be a God and the universal concept of God".


Thanks.

Do you know many religions and people regard the earth as God? So should we Worship mother earth? At least it makes more sense to say she is maintaining the balance of life. No contradictions.
Or which God are you referring to here?

francis247:
God is perfect by virtue of his position; because he is GOD. Even more than our parents, He's perfect in all things. And no, He doesn't need your worship but desires it. We need Him to survive but he does not need us to, just like a child needs a parent.

You are yet to tell us how you know all this. Just tell me how you know all this shikena

francis247:
Man exists for God's pleasure; to worship and serve him just like your gadgets and other possessions exist for your pleasure and to serve you. What's so difficult to comprehend about this FACT?

I want to agree with you my dear brother.
Please what is the proof that man was created for the pleasure of God.

At least the possessions you mentioned have no choice. My phone has no choice but to serve me and do what it was designed to do.
So how do you know you were created for God's pleasure?

Awaiting your answer.

matrix600:
This thread is beginning to look like justice league, when one antagonist is defeated another shows up. lets see who'll be next after femicyrus. The protagonists are fighting tirelessly, well done Hardmirror and the rest of the team, you're fighting for the freedom of mankind from ignorance and mental enslavement. GO TEAM HARDMIRROR!!!!!!!

I wish they stop running away. Especially that gombs guy. Looking for confident matured christians not baby christians that are still sucking milk.

hahn:
What else do you expect from a country whose citizens serve imaginary gods and have misplaced priorities about what morality is all about. You will still see them at churches or mosques praising their imaginary gods with the hope of making heaven. After all, even the bible god supports slavery.

[b]Leviticus 25:44-46 ESV

As for your male and female slaves whom you may have: you may buy male and female slaves from among the nations that are around you. You may also buy from among the strangers who sojourn with you and their clans that are with you, who have been born in your land, and they may be your property. You may bequeath them to your sons after you to inherit as a possession forever. You may make slaves of them, but over your brothers the people of Israel you shall not rule, one over another ruthlessly.

Colossians 4:1

Masters, treat your slaves justly and fairly, knowing that you also have a Master in heaven.

Ephesians 6:5

Slaves, obey your earthly masters with fear and trembling, with a sincere heart, as you would Christ,

Exodus 21:20-21

“When a man strikes his slave, male or female, with a rod and the slave dies under his hand, he shall be avenged. But if the slave survives a day or two, he is not to be avenged, for the slave is his money.

Titus 2:9-10

Slaves are to be submissive to their own masters in everything; they are to be well-pleasing, not argumentative, not pilfering, but showing all good faith, so that in everything they may adorn the doctrine of God our Savior.

1 Peter 2:18

Servants, be subject to your masters with all respect, not only to the good and gentle but also to the unjust.

Deuteronomy 23:15

“You shall not give up to his master a slave who has escaped from his master to you.

Exodus 21:1-36

“Now these are the rules that you shall set before them. When you buy a Hebrew slave, he shall serve six years, and in the seventh he shall go out free, for nothing. If he comes in single, he shall go out single; if he comes in married, then his wife shall go out with him. If his master gives him a wife and she bears him sons or daughters, the wife and her children shall be her master's, and he shall go out alone. But if the slave plainly says, ‘I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free,’ ...[/b]

Awon werey

Wicked souls.
Hypocrites of the highest order!

Enslaving underage kids

1miccza:
Op now this is not true,the first househelp that my brother took in earns 15k per month,sleeps with them and feeds even more than their kids from them.. She even goes on leave,at that time even as a fresh graduate my pay wasn't up to hers.. They later increased it to 20k.. Currently they have two, the first earns 20k per month and the second attends a very expensive secondary school they all live with them and are feeding fat...

Speak for yourself. Somebody is sharing his experience and what is most likely happening to many other girls you are here talking of your brother. Can't you read? The write up is based on a real life experience. Geeez!

femicyrus:
You go to bed at night and you are off for hours only to wake up the following morning to open your mouth to say there is no God.

You think the sun was constructed by a scientist
or the Moon a water Mellon in suspension
or the stars street lights from a city in another planet?

you are blind to signs and wonders but cry over miracles (magic)

Yes, I know religion is a scam because we human made it so most especially in Nigeria.

they will tell you to serve God but invariably you are serving pastors' personal interest.

i knew I had freedom, peace and progress when I stop serving pastor god.

I don't thirst for miracles, i believe in hard work & righteousness

As for me and my family, God is real and Jesus is Lord.

I love God with all my heart & I also love my neighbor as myself.

But if at the end, God is not real then i have nothing to lose

All praise to the great Gwagwa the creator of Jehova and all the universes.
Have you praised Gwagwa that wakes you up every morning today?

Precel1:
young man.... I'm a Christian, born again at that, i serve a living God and I'm not trading my faith with anything vain..... true Christians are guaranteed everlasting life and if you're sure you're serving a true God then continue doing same

Hehehehe
You done vex?

Lwkmd o
U are going to hell!
Sebi we should be you want us to imagine. Oya let's imagine is christians are going to hell and only muslims are going to heaven.

Next time if you don't want people to preach to you, don't preach to them.

I just gave you a taste of your ridiculous imagination. Hope you liked it

swaggzo:
HE'S JUST A VERY CONFUSED CLOWN.
HE'LL JUST WAKE UP AND DECIDE TO MAKE A MOCKERY OF BOTH HIMSELF AND HIS FOLLOWERS.

THE CHRISTIANS WILL SAY THAT GOD HAS A REASON FOR EVERYTHING. ... WHAT'S THE REASON FOR MAKING A BOY WITHOUT AN ANUS, AN INNOCENT CHILD FOR THAT MATTER.
NOW HIS POOR FAMILY WILL BE RUNNING AROUND, STRUGGLING FOR FUNDS TO SAVE THE BOYS LIFE, GODS OWN DESIGN.

AND INSTEAD OF THE CHRISTIANS PRAYING FOR GOD TO FORGE AN ANUS, THEY'LL BE DONATING MONEY FOR THE BOY'S SURGERY.


WHY NOT SAVE THAT MONEY AND SAY PRAYERS INSTEAD SINCE THERE'S NOTHING THE LORD CANNOT DO?

EVEN THE PASTORS GET SICK AND FLY ABROAD FOR TREATMENT. ...
EVEN THE FORMER POPE, JOHN PAUL... WAS ADMITTED IN A HOSPITAL WHEN HE WAS SHOT ON THE NECK!
WHY DIDN'T THE LADY OF CARMEN OR THE LADY OF LOURDES, THE VIRGIN MOTHER, OR ALL THE SAINTS AND ANGELS CIRCLING THE BASILICA COME TO HIS AID AND SEAL HIS WOUNDS INSTANTLY


MEHN FCCK RELIGION!

Hehehehehe
My goodness!
*wipes tears from eyes*
Seems it's better to worship a tomato than this God o. Lol

Precel1:
Then Christianity?

Imagine! Oh imagine my brother. How much you will suffer in Hell forever!
Pls don't die in ignorance. Begin to imagine your suffering in hell. I love you and I don't want you to perish!

Precel1:
WHAT IF.....
You woke up in the morning and you saw ur body still laying helplessly on the bed. You were shocked so u tried calling ur sibling who was sleeping next to you and he did not hear you mention his name.
You tried to pick up your phone to make a call to somebody and u couldn't pick it up. You started crying but no one heard you. You tried touching the gate to go out, but ur hand penetrated. You went outside and your house mates were Chating, but you were not recognized.
After some few minutes,you saw your Brothers And sisters coming out of your room shouting and crying All you could hear them say was"HE IS DEAD"
You stood there watching them cry.
So you asked urself WHERE EXACTLY AM I GOING. Your spirit started crying bitterly, because you were not prepared to start that journey so sooner.
Where exactly are you going when you stop breathing? Are you aware of your final destination? So start preparing. Look on to Jesus, He is the only way to the best destination (Heaven).
Be wise! it can take you unawares!

Yeah so sad!

Now let's imagine even further

Imagine your spirits starts floating and then you get to the gate of heaven.
Then God asks, does he pray 5 times a day facing mecca and your spirit answers no.
Imagine God being very angry with you for Not believing His Prophet Mohammed.
Imagine God commanding you be thrown into hell where you shall be forever and ever.

Accept Islam today. The only way to God!

I love this imagination game!

swaggzo:

I THINK IT'S REALLY A GOOD THING HE DID BY CREATING A CHILD WITHOUT ANUS.
IT'S BASICALLY JUST ONE OF HIS EXPERIMENTS ON HOW A HUMAN CAN POO FROM HIS MOUTH...

God know's the boy's mess will start another SARS outbreak so he blocked the anus. Praise the all knowing God!

Praktikals:
Oh lord, show mercy on your son HardMirror and restore him back to yourself. So that he can start using the wisdom with which he is typing all these jargon for writing christian tracts. For I have prayed in Jesus name.

Don't you think it would be better to instead say that prayer for your dad? Won't it be good if he becomes an evangelist and start preaching against illicit sex and irresponsibility?
I think the society needs him more at least we won't have bastards everywhere.