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Romance › Re: I Never Wanted To Have Sex With Her On The First Visit by hardon1(m): 7:25pm On May 18, 2020
poster if this your story is true, i think you are the one confusing the girl. its obvious your wanted Bleep in the first place but just use marriage promise to deceive her. i pity the girl, you will end up dumping her when your are satisfied with bleeps... poor girl angry
Health › Re: COVID-19: Madagascar Demands N78,200,000 From Nigeria For Herbal Drugs by hardon1(m): 8:44am On May 18, 2020
i pity madagascar, they want to scam a country that is scam. even if them hold nigeria for blockos, we no go pay that money. we are used to credit. even brad 300 wey i buy yesterday, i never pay cool cool cool
Crime › Re: Man Who Posted Wife’s Battered Face On Facebook Arraigned, Granted N500,000 Bail by hardon1(m): 7:26pm On May 16, 2020
its not a bad judgement, its part of legal process. some crimes have option of fine. the fine may serve as a lesson to him especially if he doesn't have that amount of savings... to gather that amount from family and friends if he doesn't have it, in conjunction with the shame and difficulty in finding a surety owing to the kind if crime; all these will definitely humble him. he will think twice before hitting the woman again
Family › Re: When Women Lie That They Are Pregnant Just To Trap Guys Into Marrying Them by hardon1(m): 1:52pm On May 16, 2020
donemzy115:
Yeah u are damn right..but that condom doesn't really make things okay but man gat no choice
yea, you wont believe one my friendship with a girl ended just because i wont use condom. the babe won mad.
she was like: what is the problem with you and this condom sef
me: is to protect ourselves
her: protect what, dont worry i can take care of my self, i can handle it
me: baby, do you know condom also protects against disease
her: what do you mean, are you saying i have a disease angry
me: i did not say so o... am just saying
me: but ...but.. do you know if i have a disease
her. ehhhhh.. make i hear. i dont mind, give me the disease! every time condom condom

at that word "give me the disease", na im i know say this lady dey find something undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Career › Re: Ghanaian Nurse Who Twerked In Her Uniform Declared Wanted By Nurses Association by hardon1(m): 1:27pm On May 16, 2020
but to be honest sha, she twerks good o. better than what some so-called pros are doing on instagram
Family › Re: When Women Lie That They Are Pregnant Just To Trap Guys Into Marrying Them by hardon1(m): 12:55pm On May 16, 2020
there is no way you can deny a pregnancy when you entered raw, even if you withdrew 30min before ejaculation. that is why i love my condom... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Scammers Now Use Date Of Birth As Their New Format Of Lies by hardon1(m): 5:04pm On May 15, 2020
the thing is: always keep ur ATM pin safe. even if they know your name, date of birth , bvn and even name of your ancestors. without your pin, they are helpless
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Singles Hookup Forum by hardon1(m): 11:10am On May 15, 2020
i am available.... 08063790548. delta resident
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Is It Possible To Stay Without Sex ??? by hardon1(m): 11:04am On May 15, 2020
what a dumb question. what happens to people in prison, monasteries, and in hospitals who are bed ridden for year. have they dies form not having sex?
Sports › Re: Finidi George Makes Laliga African All-time Best Eleven by hardon1(m): 8:41am On May 15, 2020
he deserved it. he was a deadly winger, adjudged one of the best winger in the world during his time. grin
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Two Chinese Men For Offering N100 Million Bribe In Cash [PHOTOS] by hardon1(m): 1:53am On May 13, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin they just set these men up and use them as scape goats grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: IG Withdraws E-money’s Police Escort, Orders His Probe by hardon1(m): 1:32am On May 13, 2020
Discombulator:
The fact that you do not know why a politician is entitled to a security detail just about sums up me what I said bro.
yes, it is understandable that having security personnel is part of the entitlement of holding political position. but is there anything wrong for a regular citizen going for guards provided he/she can afford it
Celebrities › Re: IG Withdraws E-money’s Police Escort, Orders His Probe by hardon1(m): 6:49pm On May 12, 2020
Discombulator:
You need to brush up on your education, especially comprehension skills,the face that you are comparing him to a politician and you think police are for hire for a specific amount of money tells a lot.
what differentiate you as a regular Nigerian from the politician? you are still being deceived. the average politician has schools of police men guarding them and non on the street for regular citizens. in this country you pay for your own power by buying generator, you pay for your own health care, you pay for your own security by hiring may-guard and vigilantes. so whats wrong if a regular citizen has money to go further and pay for police escort.

las las, if they take out that one, he will hire a private escort and life continues. in nigeria, every citizen is on its own, if you have money to provide yourself all the security in the world. go for it!
Celebrities › Re: IG Withdraws E-money’s Police Escort, Orders His Probe by hardon1(m): 2:56pm On May 12, 2020
Felixamos:
E-money get money reach that Bua chairman wey donate 3.3billion to federal govt? Him get money reach Dangote? Him get money reach tony elumelu? Him get money reach Ceo of Coscharis group? Him get money reach otedola? Him money near alakija? Him get money reach atiku? How many times wey u don see these people wey I mention dey flaunt police men like the way e-money dey do? Does it mean they don't have police escorts? Since him love to show off, why not remove police men from the picture?

It serves him right.. Maybe after now him go change..
your just wasting your time, IG has no case against him. if his wealth is questionable, he wouldn't always bring himself under spotlight. last last na to withdraw security from him, he will go ahead and pay a private security firm for guards... na same thing

allow the man to live hi life
Celebrities › Re: IG Withdraws E-money’s Police Escort, Orders His Probe by hardon1(m): 2:38pm On May 12, 2020
but when its being politicians carrying escorts here and there its not flamboyance and abuse of escort. the IG should go and sit down. if an individual has money enough pay for personal police guard, there is nothing wrong there. he is not showing off, its unsecured people who see it as show off. he is just living his life
Romance › Re: My Parents Won't Allow Me Marry Outside My Tribe by hardon1(m): 3:30am On May 12, 2020
Smoke55:
obtain From Other Tribes? I Don't Really Care About Other Tribes Bro!!....Besides I Never Said Other Tribes Aren't Good Thou,but I Can't Date, Neither Can I Marry Outside My Tribe...My Opinion!
you see, you cant mention any. that is to tell you that there is not tribe that have what others dont have. you marrying your tribe doesn't mean your tribe is superior, its just your choice... so keep it to yourself
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Church Donates ALL Its 425 Hospitals As COVID-19 Isolation Centres by hardon1(m): 3:24am On May 12, 2020
StagethemTVee:
While this seems commendable in the heat of things, what happens to people who need treatment for other diseases and sickness other than covid 19? These hospitals were serving the localties they were built in before the pandemic and those needs are still existent covid 19 or not. I think this is an extremely myopic action.
use your brain, when a hospital or health facility is being donated as isolation center, it doesnt mean they wont attend to regular patients. they are just special wards within the facility which can be a tent, make shift building or actually a building but remotely positioned from the rest and only covid 19 cased are meant to trespass there. take delta sate for example, almost all the general hospitals are designated by the governor as isolation centers for covid. but the hospitals still functioning well and fine, just that the covid unit is a little remote and strictly out out of bounds.

same way tuberculosis patients have special wards. meawhile, you are not wiser that the bishops, and they are not myopic
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Church Donates ALL Its 425 Hospitals As COVID-19 Isolation Centres by hardon1(m): 3:13am On May 12, 2020
isram:
Churches have been donating up and down when will mosque donate ?

if its to type rubbish and insult Christians they will have power
good question
Romance › Re: My Parents Won't Allow Me Marry Outside My Tribe by hardon1(m): 4:26pm On May 11, 2020
Smoke55:
a lot bro! alot!
name 2 things that you have gained that cannot be obtained by any other tribe
Romance › Re: My Parents Won't Allow Me Marry Outside My Tribe by hardon1(m): 7:47pm On May 10, 2020
Smoke55:
Op Better Leave That Igbo Girl And Go Marry From Your Tribe,i As An Igbo Guy Will Never Date Let Alone Marry Outside My Tribe,and I Will Disown Any Of My Unborn Child That Try Marring Somebody Outside My Tribe...I Blame Igbo Girls That Go About Accepting Marriage Proposal From Every Dick And Harri Outside Igbo Land....Smh!
what have you sincerely gained in this life by being igbo? answer sincerely
Romance › Re: My Parents Won't Allow Me Marry Outside My Tribe by hardon1(m): 7:45pm On May 10, 2020
this one is a 33 year old child grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: How My Ex Left Me After She Discovered My Salary Was 45k, I Now Earn This by hardon1(m): 12:56am On May 08, 2020
wany:
Bleeping ba,hmmmm why not first ask of the size of his D,small,short,weak or noodles, to know if he can drive it to the cervix,and I can see you really missed out in elementary biology(sad) undecided
for you that didn't miss, what is the average length of a womans vagina orifice in comparison to the average length of an erect male penis
Romance › Re: I Can't Stop Thinking About Him by hardon1(m): 11:53pm On May 07, 2020
hmmmm grin grin grin grin its obvious your are hungry of pregnancy. and you go get that belle wey you dey find grin grin grin
Romance › Re: How My Ex Left Me After She Discovered My Salary Was 45k, I Now Earn This by hardon1(m): 1:34am On May 07, 2020
Dantepet3000:
First and foremost most girls don't realize that most men spend more than they earn. All in a bid to enhance affection towards them.

I dated her for two years until that faithful day she found my salary voucher on my bed. Tho I do other side hustlE that enabled me pay her bills.

I've always known that when she discovers the amount I earn in my company, she will be scared of the future between us. I remember the days in shoprite that I was only able to afford bread. Oh my God, I don suffer. Anyway I had plans for us despite my 45k salary of an MSC holder. There is no financial hole I did not help her block. Infact I did what guys who earn more than me couldn't do.

She started misbehaving towards me ever since she saw that pay cheque. What she didn't know was that I did not use my other professional qualification in the company and when she left me.

I decided to forward other qualification to our management. Like play like play my salary rose to 75k after 3months 100k after 6 months 120k, now I am a site manager and I earn 360k. I believe the whole graduates in her family don't earn what I now earn combined. I am not proud or beefing anyone. Am just reminiscing. By the special grace of God I will even go higher...

PS. Now I am spending my money on my mum and family. I thank God for another chance. Bless
if this your story is true, this is what you do to such ladies:
if she is single and you are still aware of her location either offline or online, do something that will let her know that your status has greatly improved. perhaps if you have bought a car, drive pass her location a numbers of times until she sees you one day, if she lives far away you can equally upload your self grooving in the car to Facebook, Instagram, twitter, whatsapp etc or where ever she will surely see it

if you don't have a car and you know where she lives around town. purposely make an attempt to bump into her one day. make sure you dress, look and smell extremely good that day. if she is far away, then snap a number classic pictures of your self heavily grooving with friends in an exotic bar or hotel, you can equally touch up your new office which i believe will be fine by now and snap good pics, as well as your self doing supervisory work on other staff on site

believe me, when she notice this, even if she is in a serious relationship and don't intend to get back to you, curiosity over recent changes will make her want to call and ask after you. we human being are like that

if she does call, pretend as if you still want her back and tell her how long you have been searching for her all these while to continue with her. being that you were very nice and considering your present status. she will fall

finally, on a very good day. Bleep CRAZE COMOT FOR HER HEAD. make sure she doesn't enjoy it o. spread those ungrateful legs wide apart and hit her deep in such a way your penis will be hitting her cervix repeatedly, she will feel the pain in her brain. you can Bleep once of you like or a number of times... and when you are done, throw the ungrateful out of your house and life. no go let her deceive your with mumu love again o, you should be wiser by now grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by hardon1(m): 12:43am On May 07, 2020
The good this is that i have never been fooled by love before, and fortunately i will never be, because i have outgrown the age where love make people do foolish things grin grin grin


but some people can be really stupid in the name of love, especially some men. to me its not love making them stupid. they are just displaying how weak their mind is undecided undecided undecided
Health › Re: "Nigeria Will Do Anything For Ventilators" - Donald Trump (video) by hardon1(m): 11:29am On Apr 30, 2020
what is trump saying? dont know if this news is true sha.... because i believe the US dont have enough ventilators to support themselves, let alone lending to another county.

is it not same USA china was helping with 1000 ventilators
Crime › Re: Over 50 Youths Partying In Lagos Arrested For Violating Lockdown Order by hardon1(m): 8:35am On Apr 30, 2020
who arrested the offenders at abba kyari's burial undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Education › Re: Police Summon The Angry Zambian Father Who Beat His Son Over Poor Result by hardon1(m): 1:47pm On Apr 23, 2020
the fact that he was absent for maths and english, e no try abeg. but the dad can equally see it from a different angle, he got distinction in music, that may be where his passion lie. he is not apparently dull
Crime › Re: Manhunt Begins For Lebanese Who Offered To Sell Trafficked Nigerian Lady by hardon1(m): 9:03pm On Apr 21, 2020
Abike is just skinning mouth, she will not do anything. modern slavery like this are done in secrete, but the Lebanese knows the consequences of pitting such thing online evening displaying the passport and yet he did it. it shows he is not scared of anything. nothing will happen. na today?
Politics › Re: Ayade Appoints 427 Aides Including ‘Special Assistant On Groundnut Oil Factory' by hardon1(m): 5:49pm On Apr 21, 2020
Nwanyiogwashi:
This governors need to learn from our sophisticated working governor ifeanyi okowa
to slap you just dey hungry me
Culture › Re: Igwe Umenyiora Donates Food Items To His Community In Anambra (Photos ) by hardon1(m): 4:01pm On Apr 21, 2020
nice , if the food isn't separated like that, people might be jumping atop each other to get it. just like what okowa did sharing his filthy 2 cups of rice even to few families.

the palace though.... ecstatic is the word

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