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freecocoa: Why do you say so? Don't you think one of those feelings could be love?

I guess the fact that you have feelings for someone it means you are in love

skydeep: I would have love to . I am married

gbagaun!!! Case dismissed.

At the point of joining together
The priest was confused on how to declare the 2 men as husband and wife. After a long silence the priest said,
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"I hereby pronounce you Man-United!!!''

Ganys: MC FUNNY PIKIN: Hi babe, Can we have a natteristic tete-a-tee here please?
LADY: (Looked at me from head to toe) Mtcheeew
MC FUNNY PIKIN: Aww.. You look too nippy to hiss on me, Pls, what instigate this phlegmatic & unflappable character of yours if i may ask
LADY: (Hiss again) Mtchweeew
MC FUNNY PIKIN: Well, I'm Neither trying to capitulate your heart nor trying to copulate you. But Are you such an Erratically Capricious Fellow?
LADYSpeaks in Anger) Muaaga wayaaaju Graaaah!!!!
At this point, i ran for my dear life. Some road side mechanics were laughing at me. I asked if they knew the lady, they said "she was Born Dumb and Deaf". What!!!! So, I've been blowing Grammar to a dump and deaf...Chei...
SOURCE>>>>>
www.Facebook.com/FunnyPikin

transfer this to joke section joor! Lol

Freddieyankee: Your own bad ooo.... Travel money ke

he never lose cos dey still dey together

As for me I don't use to knw what to say untill I get to the point of conversation.

In a sunday service the pastor shouted "Somebody do something crazy for the lord"
Akpors run to the offering basket and run away with it.

The simplest way to toast her without story...

I love you talk your own
Lobatan

abeg wetin I carry

See im face sef resemble criminal face

Damlesky: How many years do u collect from me

all4naija: Than me is not formally accepted but Than I or Than I am.

So, it should be better to say, by how many years are you older than I?

thank you

May greatest fear is God...
Also losing my proposed wife cos I love her die.

Music keeps me going all the tym

bookiee: HaaA! Most stupidest funny olodo!!!

By how many years are u older tham me?

Guchis: Even Diamond Bank with their countless sms/emails on removal of the interbank ATM charges still debits my account for same..

this one na lie Diamond bank have stop to remove the interbank ATM charge maybe they are charging you for sms/email

marutimon: game over...

Ogenyi scores... Ameobi not an entire waste... nice assist

lol

[quote author=Red-Light]fhuck this dude ...what kinda embarrassment is this [/quote]pls am not watching what happened

1k001: nigeria traditionally was good at slowing down the opposition to our pace, where has that gone?! game to frantic and it suits the V boys down to the ground

no mikel

timilehin007: ...Under pressure i say we under pressure.. ...Under pressure i say we under pressure..

hw many minutes are they playing now?

Na bomb dey untop or wetin

Bad! Bad!! Sad!!!
R.I.P to the dead

dahdah: AEROPLANE

And after dat she will sell it and dump u since her mission is accomplished.

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Good move.

Highly rude and disrespectful to pick up calls during meetings.[/quote]but it shouldn't be allowed in the first place if they are seriously thinking on the betterment of yhe nation.

phraoh: I always thought so too....Guess the present FEC is a joke.....

joke indeed.

candieangel12: Not rlly, that isnt very costly. If the OP rlly wants to go out of his way to WOW his fiance on her birthday then I'm sure he doesn't mind spending some money.

Not costly .
And do u knw he says GIFT and not how well he can treat his gf on her birthday

But I though in meetings phone calls are not allowed

candieangel12: Take her out on a nice romantic date, after u guys r done eating and sipping some nice wine, take her out on a nice romantic stroll while the sunsets. After that blind fold her and take her back to a hotel room, which you have decorated with roses and chocolate and wine/champagne. Unblind fold her and let her reminisce over the scenery and then suprise her with a nice necklace, bracelet, or any other jewelry item. Remember to be a total gentleman through out the evening, open the doors 4 her, hold her hand, pull out the chair, carry her to the bed, etc. Trust me, she will never forget this birthday

Yes she will never forget,but it is going to be alot of spending for an average man

Dear sir,
I am Name is tenager, I apply to my job of security guard to you boss in your company of ECO BANK. ...I am complete to Sitted 7 examination certificate in 2003.My skool here... Okingo OBE very good. ... I am 29 ears to be Bo
rn of age and no waif and no childish. My father dead long time ago and my mother is marry in BENIN REPUBLIC country there 10 years now, no sees her until now, so nobody known to help me money and food and tea and drink. My certificate is just sitting in home for itself, but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of Ofuaku Albert teacher teaching me is look jelous of myself. Me because wear expenses cloth and shoe than teacher igbo. I here that people you want security guards to your companyand I...... tell you I am one of that job experience for 2 years looking video for Rambo I, II and III. I also shot thiefdead. I want to join the company of You and chase criminal and thief out with SMG of me. I can fight for SMG, arrow, spear, panga, knife, stick and stones. Me also can fight for boxing like Tyson. Please consider my aplication very careful and call me any time because me have hand telephonenow. I am red for interview with you ifyou like me. Me have no photocopy certificate because the photocopy machine there at Niger Delta shop is a long time and very old it can mistake spelling in the certificate, that is why.Iam very hornest and I didn't steal since I born until now, I can speak English free. I have no very much to right I have end here. Please also greet your wife and childish!
Yours faithfully!!!

goldylock: For starters this is my last reply to you so enjoy it now. Secondly I did not use any abusive word. You where acting like a fool and I merely stated it. #Okbye

You must be very sturborn, I've cooled my tone for you and u still use this heavy tone to reply me. U should be careful cos u are a woman.
Anyway bye too.

Pls hw can I download on my nokia 2700c dat says certificate not on sim or phone Pls I need quick solution.