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coolchris: Things are really happening, i was just surfing net early today and i came across this picture of Picture Of A Baby Born With 2 Faces

More Photos Visit http://www.varpal.com/forum/thread/146/photo-baby-in-china-born-with-second-face/

na 2 face e be

White007: Ten Tips to Survive Without Okada. 10. Buy shoe protectors. Replace as the need arises.

9. In relation to number 10, carry an extra pair of foot wear. (preferably slippers) in your bag (men inclusive). That bag should also carry the following: a small umbrella, water bottle and small chops to go.

8. Wear casual clothes to work. Change into your official clothes at work. Change back to the casual clothes for the journey back home. You don’t want. to look too official while trekking.

7. For the ladies, this is the time to smile from ear to ear with that ugly male colleague who drives a car and lives near your residence.

6. For the guys, buy a car before them tif your babe.

5. Save the money for your gym membership. You are getting enough exercise already.

4. Start trekking groups in your class,church,mosque,office etc. After all it is said that a trek trekked with companion is no trek at all (I just made that up obviously)

3. Learn how to entertain yourself in your own space. Stock up on game consoles, books, magazines, movies etc. Pay that DSTV
subscription too.

2. As the crime rate increases due to the okada ban, buy a gun.

1. If none of the above works, pack go your village and fulfil Fashola’s innate dream for Lagos state.

Abeg later. Let me prepare for this morning trek.

Eko o ni baje

add:- by a bicycle and ride to ur office without hold up

Me dey carry yansh for mama o

delejames: i was emotional when i watched the following movies.

1.FAANA- bollyhood

2.VEER ZARA- bollywood

3.MY NAME IS KHAN-bollywood

4.PASSION OF THE CHRIST-hollywood

5.NEXT 3 DAYS-hollywood

6.TITANIC-hollywood

7.PUBLIC ENEMY-hollywood

8.TEARS OF SUNRISE-hollywood

9.FIGURINE-nollyhood.

10.THE gods ARE DEAD.-nollywood(Mount Zion)

The list are endless,just cant remember some at the moment.

huh huh...
No cartoon...

I think because I use to smile alot thats y I love to watch cartoons...thats my best.
Hey! u will love this if u watch it...RIO. Its a cartoon though very interesting,funny and touching.

There nothing bad when parent say sorry after punishing thier child wrongly, though some parents find it difficult to say that sorry to thier child but inside them they do

remmyton: waste: a pack of trash
i am sure you meant waist

at least u got the message

obadiah777: I AM GUILTY OF NUMBER 7

make changes from on

Hmmmm... O ma se o
Hope she see dis from heaven so she would knw u are a caring husband...
R.I.P. ADUKE.

Lady Adorable: I speak as a witness, i was actually in d labour room with my elder sister and her hubby too........
The nurses advised one of us should rub her waist wheneva d contractions came but as a baby my sis was she wanted us to rub her waste and feet, so i took to rubn d waste while the hubby rubbed d feet. So along the line, what i heard was a big Kpa! (punch) on the hubbys cheek; RUb my feet!

lwkmd o!

valencia25: Take 5!! That's 50-50, i like dat.... He'll never forget that too, i could remember when my Ex-Gf was calling Alhaji! Alhaji!! Alhaji!!! While in bed... I just stare at her and continue my push since the cream never come out

na song she dey sing

Secondson: ave seen it

...and what happened next

Imagine driver slept off, so bad! And the passengers too are they all sleeping that they didn't notice the driver is sleeping
Now they are going for somebody's burial and so they meet theirs... May rest their souls rest in peace with the person they want to his/her burial... Amen

Ishilove: I don't know if its the society they find themselves in that make them do these kind of things to themselves. A vain and superficial society. All my life I have been teased by friends and family for having 'plywood' butt. 'Zero percent buttocks' is what my fam members call me, but I have never once, NEVER once felt uncomfortable with it. Yeah I have a flat butt,kini big deal?? A big butt is not a ticket to heaven so what are we talking about here?

What doth it profit a woman to gain a big asss but lose her limbs? . This is a lesson for all those who allow society's view on what the ideal woman should look like push them into doing things that they end up bitterly regretting.

zero percent buttocks...lol

Wetin concern me sabi na extra wey you dey find kill u so as u no dey ok with wetin God give u...
Na God catch u.

psamuell2: u guys are just sounding so confident because nigeria won liberia 6 to 1,it wud be highly lugubrious if nigeria fails in d next nations cup

we shall see

SOUTH SOUTH: WHERE IS EGYPT?

u will need a map for this.

Don4life: Have Sex wt only ur bf?

wetin concern u na wetin she want

dridowu: I will destroy d watch so dat d 24hrs will neva come true

U've got a lot of work to do cos there are many of its kind

Spend hrs with my family having all kind of fun I can have with them, then ask God for forgiveness for all kind of sins I av committed till heaven will fall.

seunfly: so you mean thare is no better place and work whare they can serve and add value to this nation happily other than lagos and okada.

We are just too use to blaming governments for everything with sympathy to peaple, rathern than reason holisticaly and this have affected us in all aspect of our lives

do u think they too are happy with that kind of work?...
But because there is no alternative and they will have eat to sustain.
Or has the government provide enough job

Banishing okada from lagos road is totally out of sence, pls help me ask Fashola has he invented an aeroplane that will be flying only within lagos state abi he don create special job for this okada riders before he start to commot okada frm thier yansh. Help ask am abeg.

rafhell: i am totally in support plus a complete ban on okadas.
gone are does days growing up in lagos when one can walk home from bus-stop but these days we rather take okada.

hmmm... Plus a COMPLETE ban on okadas which nowadays is ur easiest ride to ur bus-stop, do u think it won't affect u if they ban okadas in lagos completely.

Its going to be tough but I can't really predict.

fankasibe: *on my kneels*
*deep my hand into my chest pocket*
'yemisi, will u marry me?
(with slow motion)*bring out a packet of GOLD-CIRCLE.
'i love you'

Haaaaa! Oma se o!
E be lyk say dey don forget hw dey did thier exam parol before they reach that stage...but now devil don catch thier god...
Gbagaun!!! Akara tu sepo.

They want thier children to feel before they experience NYSC

[quote author=agoha_vivi]The average yoruba girl who wishes to tell you her phone number is 08078288055 will say, "my foine nohmpa is siro-hate-sero-sefun-hate-thuu-hate-hate-siro-faife-faife".[/quote]that one na yoruba for u and I no blame her na another man language so she no go sabi am wella

katch1: U knw ur a yoruba wen u r a baba ijebu agent(lotto)infact yoruba people like lotto tooooo much

sotan u no even knw because u no do investigation u jst talk am go and find out na igbo plenty pass

Now Nigerian are doing what they are not doing before,taking laws into their hands,where did they learn this from
Now we are going beyond. If this is how they treat anybody who steals who among us will b able to see this day?
Its true that nothing is too small to steal but this isn't the right way to judge them...
Where are we going?

What is she hiding? Mtcheeew yeye person.

abouzaid: Ur a yoruba man if u keep following around igbo girls around d nysc camp begging them to give u a chance. Igbo girl: pls leave me alone, go and chase ur yoruba girls, yoruba boy(alh harem): pls na, give me a chance na, we are all one nigeria o

aaaaaah! How u take knw u don do am before