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All this comment jst make realise say I no get car sha

As for me o, I like my mama pass my papa o mybe na she make me like gals more than guys
But I no like my mother reach my father no be say make I dey throw blow with him,that I will never do

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! No wonder I no faat na because I too dey drnki garri...
My advise

If we look at the suffering of those days we will know our time is far better, those days our fore fathers suffered and fought for our tym to better now we are enjoying what they laboured for...in short I like this century we are using, everything is mordernized

I'm at my place typing and posting and millions of people are reading it at the same tym without stress, isn't that cool

goldylock: Being a fool must be serious business for this guy. Men I don't envy u. Smh

if u must correct someone must u use abusive word to do correction
and point of correction i'm not fool.

Disappointed

vivian chinaza: To my ex 1: If I could turn back the hands of time, I wouldn't let you go.
To my ex 2: I have nothing to say to you.

chai do u don get 2exs

goldylock: Guy when people are saying serious things u come and input rubbish and feel like you have written something. This is Mubi story not Aluu MuMu! Mtchewww.

u c every word u say end with mtcheeeeeew,so i've got nothing for u than....
Mtcheewww (spits out)

They don't want to leave u for ever in case they need ur help

I see now why people are starting to rent apartment for church purpose and shouting Fire! Fire!! Fire!!!...
Now everybody wants to be a pastor...

thepo: May God forgive the poster and the readers all together.amen. Haba!

wetin come do this again or aren't u a reader also

obowunmi: How do you do long distance trips on the bad roads? You guys try sha.

We are used to it and we no fit run away...

Na simbi me dey use and...
Ode make sense gan o na my own I knw

This one in indian again

It can't work for 30mins maybe they should say a day unless they will marking it at the exam center,cos think if there will be traffic if they should be taking it to their headquarter, or something else may cause delay...

[quote author=Dr_Bode]The agbo we see around us are not 100% ok. They still need further processings in order to be fit for use. There are many that have undergone these processings and have been approved by NAFDAC e.g Yoyo bitters, YEMKEM products, Oroki, FJIK e.t.c . Most of the raw agbo AFFECT the liver. THEY CAN CAUSE JAUNDICE. ANY AGBO THAT DOESN'T CARRY NAFDAC NO. SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN![/quote]what if u do it buy ur self,won't u take it and infact they work better and faster than the processed ones

michaelok: i stay in enugu but have people in lagos. Mine is lemon colour.

I only know nokia care center in lagos here at ikeja(computer village)

michaelok: Please Where is your office cos i want to re-case my Nokia n8. 08066026998.

do you live in lagos?

Juliet: Hey Susan, I
just got my BlackBerry ooh. I'll
buy my pin next
week.
Susan: Hmmm? U try o! Me
don dash Jane my
own oh!
Juliet: Ah! why na?
Susan: because BlackBerry
don tire me, now na BB I dey
use!
Juliet: wow! U're rich oh! I
envy u! Is ur BB Samsung or
Nokia?
Susan: Noooooooo! How can I
use those cheap BB!
It's Microsoft na .
Juliet: Wow! Dat 1 must b very
expensive oh! Shey BlackBerry
can ping BB!? Just
give me your pin so dat i can call
u wen I buy my
own pin!
Susan: Eiyaaa, I'm
sorry. I left my pin at home, u
know its not safe walking
around with
your pin, e fit chook u!

After all this yamayama wey he curse, he dey give hope to people wey don gba kamu.
No talk for this man joor make he jst waka commot kiakia

Ikenna351: TALKING TOO MUCH: This can be very annoying to me. There was this colleague i used to give lift on my way back home from work. Whenever he enters my car, my nightmare would start. This guy would start complaining endlessly. Boss A did this to him, while Boss B liked this thing he did. Colleague A spied on him and reported to Boss C and colleague B told him what colleague A did, etc. This would continue till i got to my destination or his. Who told him i would be interested in such his stories, I would wonder? Sometimes, "Shut the Fvkk up!", I would want to say. But would take a deep breath and keep my cool. I tried to send him a message that his stories were the last thing i wanted to hear when am driving, but he just couldnt figure it out. Then i had no option than "Hey, I got somewhere, private, i needed to drive to first. So, see you tomorrow". I believe he got that message he refused to get all those while. I got my peace back.

PHONE CALLS: This guy, whenever i am giving him lift, he would always pull out his phone, dial and speak with contact A. After he is done with contact A, he would dial contact B. After contact B, contact C it is. The guy will never allow me to listen to my music. Before you know it, the journey dont end be dat. Even when i leave the radio volume as it were before his phone call madness starts, he would reach out himself to turn down the radio volume. This is the one that really pisses me off. How dare you touch my radio you fool! Why would my car become a phone booth for him, I would wonder? Why cant a passenger a allow a driver that owns his/her car enjoys his goddamn music? Cant the calls wait till he get's the HELL out off my car? This is a private car for crying out loud, and not some mobile phone booth. Very upsetting!

SLAMMING DOORS: I hate it when a passenger does that to any of the doors, even if you are very close to me. The sound would hit my heart, as if it was my heart that was shut that hard. Even people that i thought should know better would end up doing the same silly thing. That usually happens when they are going out of the car. Because if you do that when you entering my car instead, you wont like my reaction. I bet you!

I do see some cars, with Paseengers placing their foots on the dashboards. I keep wondering, why no one has done that to my car? Because i would simply tell the person to respect him/herself or get the Hell out of my car. Women are mostly culprits here. I dont care how beautiful a female passenger is, but you donot disrespect my car. It's a big DON'Ts for me.

I don't like people fiddling with the radio when am driving. My car, my goddamn choice of music!

I think these annoying issues with some passengers is lack of respect and no manners. You can't work into a man's house, meet him watching 24 series on MBC Action, and you just take the remote and turn it to African Magic. So what's the difference with this in a car? All you have to do is to ask. "Hey, can you tune to Raypower fm? There is a program I would love to listen to." I dont think any driver would not happily grant you your request. But passengers shouldnt take things for granted. Yes, you can receive call when someone is giving you a lift. The driver would understand and lower the radio volume for you. But you shouldnt start making unnecessary calls, expecting him to grant you another favour with the radio volume, when he/she is already doing one by giving you the lift.

As for me: My Car, My rules! Get in, keep quiet or talk when necessary. Allow me my music i find comfortable driving with or listening to. If you are not ok with that, of course you should know what to do. Its called PRIVATE CAR please!

What's your own story?

Ikenna.

ok u don't like all this......
Solution:

Print a page of the do(s) and don't(s) of ur car and write boldly on top...PLS READ BEFORE YOU ENTER.
It will help

Hehehehehehe another sensor

berylLOL: U must be my Sibling frm anoda moda..

I was thinking dat too

berylLOL: err..?, she was probably laffin cos of d picture u took wen u registered ur sim.

how u take know say na wetin I dey think b dat?

God too don talk am for inside bible and quran say e don put our cure inside the plants he made...abi no be so

Yeeeeeeepa!!! Tonto keee
Hope ambulance don ready sha abi no be "one tana mera" she wan sing

They wan collect fresh blood for thier body...thats y most of them dey look fresh(secret)

Secondary school after my weac exam and the relationship is still intact...love her die 8(

All funny but I didn't the number 4

I so much love my name cos the meaning is what everybody wants from God though most people don't call by it...
Iyonu olorun(pls who knows the english translation).

Pls how can I automatically restore my nokia phone without flashing cos it has hang and no key is pressing not even charging...help me pls