₦airaland Forum

Fawklicant:
She can't gamble with a human life. Fact is she can only have one AA child, 2 AS children and 1 SS child in every four children. The order in which they come is random. So would you rather have her gamble and sire a child that might just know only pain and anguish in its lifetime? I know not all sicklers die, but a lot do and the problem is not even in the dying, it is in the living in misery and anguish. They can't do sports, smoke and do a lot of things that we take for granted. Not forgetting the self esteem issues resulting from years of all the pity-party from people.

With all the technological advancements, there is still no cure for it. This is a sickness that affects only black people, so who is gonna find the cure? Some sicklers eventually live successfully with it, but hey! What is the likelyhood?

I udastnd . Bt I blame her on d hand, eva since they got married, y is dat she jst notice it now? She ought 2 know frm d begining. Well 4 her hubby 2 lie 2 her, I tink d man deserv d divorce. Aldoh 1 cannot jst see fire n jump nside hopin dat he or she has faith it wudt get burnt, dat means u Rr temptin GOD.

GodMode:
Answer this question:

There are two roads... The road to the left gives you a 75% chance of been successful while the road to the right gives u 25% chance...

Which road will you choose??

ummmmM! Well is btw me n GOD ooh. Aldoh am nt yet married. I wil take 75% of it. Bt y did yu ask??

GodMode:
Answer this question:

There are two roads... The road to the left gives you a 75% chance of been successful while the road to the right gives u 25% chance...

Which road will you choose??

ummmmM! Well is btw me n GOD ooh. Aldoh am nt yet married. I wil take 75% of it. Bt y did yu ask?

Harrisonn:
I can see the effect of GEJ transformation in their body

I guess ur brain box is faulty. Or if nt u shud av know d ryte words 2 type...

Billyonaire:
Seun's Nairaland is making people advertise their mental laxity daily. What did he say again ? That he has not gotten the pussy he deserves and he thinks we are all like him ? Nigga Please.

go n sleep...

CharlesNneji1:
I was driving back from my office this afternoon when the idea for this article hit me. For a moment i thought about parking my car by the side of the road to pull out my laptop and write this but thought against it; stopping to type by the road seemed too "crase-manish" for my liking...

But still;

THE EXCITEMENT TO WRITE THIS WAS THAT STRONG...

Now, stay with me - this is very important. The thing about these reasons i will list out in a moment is that they are not really a secret, i tagged it "secret" because guys hide these problems of theirs and keep it to themselves

I spent the whole of last night replying tons of email from guys who are going through hell in the hands of Girls they like; reading those emails was really a painful experience - nothing pains me like seeing a guy been treated like he is nothing by a girl he is crazy about.

This is why i do this; to make sure that as many guys as i can reach with my articles would never make the same mistakes that get girls to take them less seriously.

*smiles*

Of course, not everyone will like these articles - infact, most people won't agree with them. But it's fine - na so life be - everybody must not agree with you and you mustn't say things just to impress people.

Now; lets get to business.

#1: THE "MONEY WILL GET GIRLS FLOCKING TO ME" MENTALITY:

Trust me, i have come to find out that when a guy says: "get money first and girls will come flocking around you", such guys usually say this because they have been frustrated by girls in the past. such guys get so frustrated that, to console themselves, they "wish" for a time when they will have a fat bank account and girls will come rushing into their arms.

THIS IS PURE FANTASY - Wake up, bro.

Also, most of these guys freak out when they see a girl they like, some of them cannot even hold a conversation with a female for 5 minutes.

See, don't get me wrong - having money is cool, pull up with a Bugatti to a party and girls will look at you like "who is that boy". Some would even want you to get them pregnant.

But here is the hard plain truth...

At a point in time you start wondering if these girls really like you or if they like your money.

Money brings you lazy, materialistic, cheating, "no dream" kind of girls who just want to stay at home and make babies and eat. If that is the kind of girl you want, then i agree with you - money will get them flocking to you (For sure)

But when it gets to getting a girl who has real value, who has a job, rides her own car (My type of girl) - you have to show her something else; money alone can't get her interested in you - you have to dazzle her with your personality and when your personality is wack - guy, nothing for you.

I have very rich friends, when i mean rich, i mean - RICH. I have worked with over a dozen extremely wealthy guys and they all have the same problem, which is: "How Do I find a girl who is not just interested in my money", "how do i find a girl who will love me for who i am"

*Go and listen to chorus of Iyanya's Orei - he is presently having that same problem too*

I hear alot of guy say things like: "be ugly, have a bad personality, have pot belly, have mouth odor - but once you have money girls will throw themselves at you".

This maybe true, gold digging girls will scramble over such a guy (I no go drag am with una).

but the question is this...

- Do they really like him??
- Will they be faithful to him if a better guy shows up?
- Will they stay on if the money dries up?

Think about that.

If you are the type that tremble when you talk to a girl, getting rich won't solve that fear - you are still the same guy, bro.
If you are a boring guy when you are broke, get rich - you are still boring, bro.

Moreover, the richer you get the more quality women you will meet. This women will have their own money and won't give a damn about yours. This women meet guys who are way richer than you everyday; the competition go still dey bro.

You need something more than money - You need a charming personality. Simple and short. If you Like console yourself from today reach tomorrow, money won't erase your lack of a charming personality (for those who don't have one).

Funny thing is that most broke guys go after girls with this mentality - they buy her gifts, pay her school fees, send her recharge card upon recharge card - and still get dumped.

Haba na


www.facebook.com/attractbabes

yu spoke well bro.... Pls if I may ask, I need ur contact so... Dat we can 2ok one on one. I want yu 2 put me 2ru on sum nsures we need 2 discuss

Fawklicant:
We know naija girls are this and that, but this isn't about that now. Let us leave that aside for once and not trivialize every topic by turning it into a women-bashing thread. Asides, the genotype issue, no one is looking at it from the trust angle. If your wife told you a monumental lie before marriage and you later found out, would you still trust her again? If you found out that she is actually like 10 years older than you or that she was sleeping with your pastor while you two courted, would you still trust her?

That said, I do not support outright divorce because of the child involved. The child needs both parents and one hallmark of being a good parent is being selfless for your kids albeit within reasonable limits and barring all unnecessary encumberances.

u spoke well aniway, bt d child is AA, dats means she dos nt av d faith dat her 2nd child wil b AA or AS 2.

Islie:
......... Is that enough to make her quit the marriage the husband query

ummmM! I don't tink dats is her main reason 2 divorce husbnd. Sumtin tell's me dat she meant by havin 1 borbor @ side who know's more dan her husband. Bcus nigeria women Rr nt 2rusted animo xpcially d gals.

KingEbukasBlog:
The lovely boy that lost his mum in today's blast , identity still remains unknown . Please , help from anyone ?

don't worry u wil 5nd ur mum soon

Blackchampion:
Just read ur comment again, did dis just mek sense to u? Huh

I tink ur brain box need 2 b checked . Bcus all of yu Rr on yur way 2 otueke vry soon. #mtcheeeeeeewwww#

Blackchampion:
President Goodluck Jonathan will on Saturday
lead government officials as well as sportsmen
and women on an out-door physical training in
Abuja.

The exercise, aimed at promoting sports and
fitness in Nigeria, according to the Special
Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity,
Dr. Reuben Abati, will see Jonathan leading
others to jog from the Presidential Villa, Abuja
to the Eagle Square.

Abati, in a statement on Friday, said the training
exercise, which will start at 7am, will include a
long walk from the Presidential Villa by
Jonathan, accompanied by top government
officials, presidential aides, political
associates, leading sports personalities and
enthusiasts.

The statement read in part, “The programme,
which will also include jogging, physical
stretches and light aerobics, will culminate in a
solidarity rally for President Jonathan at the
Eagle Square organised by the Nigerian sports
community.

“Sports personalities expected to participate in
the physical training exercise and solidarity
rally include Mary Onyali, Austin Eguavoen,
Kanu Nwankwo, Joseph Yobo and Chika
Chukwumerije, amongst others.

“The event will be broadcast live on the
Network Service of the Nigerian Television
Authority.”
.
http://www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-to-lead-yobo-others-on-physical-exercise/

dis guy slf, he shud b tinkn on hw 2 lead nigeria 2 a bette place. We don't need his excise @ all. Wit all d xcise slf, he nu stil grab @ all or SMH . Mayb nxt time mama p shud join him bcus otueke can't wait 2 receiv both of dem cum's 25th of may.

Blackchampion:
President Goodluck Jonathan will on Saturday
lead government officials as well as sportsmen
and women on an out-door physical training in
Abuja.

The exercise, aimed at promoting sports and
fitness in Nigeria, according to the Special
Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity,
Dr. Reuben Abati, will see Jonathan leading
others to jog from the Presidential Villa, Abuja
to the Eagle Square.

Abati, in a statement on Friday, said the training
exercise, which will start at 7am, will include a
long walk from the Presidential Villa by
Jonathan, accompanied by top government
officials, presidential aides, political
associates, leading sports personalities and
enthusiasts.

The statement read in part, “The programme,
which will also include jogging, physical
stretches and light aerobics, will culminate in a
solidarity rally for President Jonathan at the
Eagle Square organised by the Nigerian sports
community.

“Sports personalities expected to participate in
the physical training exercise and solidarity
rally include Mary Onyali, Austin Eguavoen,
Kanu Nwankwo, Joseph Yobo and Chika
Chukwumerije, amongst others.

“The event will be broadcast live on the
Network Service of the Nigerian Television
Authority.”
.
http://www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-to-lead-yobo-others-on-physical-exercise/

dis guy slf, he shud b tinkn on hw 2 lead nigeria 2 a bette place. We don't need his excise @ all. Wit all d xcise slf, he nu stil grab @ all or SMH . Mayb nxt time mama p shud join him.

Blackchampion:
Did u even read d post b4 commenting? So u feel dis exercise is not part of his duties as a President?
.
"The exercise, aimed at promoting sports and
fitness in Nigeria,"

so..... Na all nigerian's wor kum pa-take 4 dis excise ? He shud lead d country 2 a better place. We don't want his fitness @ all, Y do we av sport minister's and oda's? If I may ask yu, can yu bold enuf 2 join him wit dis excise 2mrw? If mopo n army nu flog ur ass...

MovingMax:
Hausa's and Yoruba's are cheering Amaechi into stupidity. Fool, so its now he know he will relate with his people, but after election he becomes unapproachable. Politicians are all the same dangerous. I pity this Amaechi

wat do yu kw wen it cum's 2 politics?

elbinmanny:
What do you guys think of these photos of the River state Governor..
Are these campaign strategies?
Hit or miss..
Your opinions

Amaechi na man jare. Let all nigerian's march4 buhari jare. All hater's of APC shud go n do dis....

Immaangel:
THE OWNERS OF A FETISH AND DIABOLIC EATERY LOCATED AROUND THE VICINITY OF ALADINMA STUDENT ALLIANCE,MEET THEIR TIMELY AND WELL MERITED RETRIBUTION

It was a very horrible,absurd and gory sight to behold earlier today,as the owners of a popular eatery around the sphericity of Aladinma student alliance met their well timed waterloo.

Eyewitness recounted that trouble started within the wee hours of the morning,when the vigilante group in charge of security around the alliance caught a woman in possession of blood filled calabash doing some incantation in front of an eatery by name "Sweet Diamond" situated at the heart of the alliance.

When she was accosted,she lied that she was conducting a prayer session and the security guards overlooked her.
She was almost allowed to go scot free,not until suspicion grew and the fetish contents of the calabash was discovered.
She was almost lynched by the irate mob,if not for the confessions she was forced to make.

She made confessions which smeared the self acclaimed Manager of the eatery by name Dubem.

At the long run,Dubem the innocent looking guy was apprehended and thoroughly beaten to the extent that he made confessions that has caused palpable fears,regrets and tension around the vicinity and its adjoining environ.

In the course of the confessions, the angry scrum started digging the entrance to the eatery.
To the greatest shock and dismay of everyone,fetish and diabolical items like;human heart,various sizes of padlocks,black and white handkerchiefs,traces of human blood and various human body parts etc was harvested.
Dubem in his fear gripped,stuttering and incoherent statements,confessed how he uses the menstrual flow of his female workers to cook food.
How he uses large quantities of human feaces to prepare egusi soup,how he uses human blood to prepare stew and so many atrocious acts.

He even confessed how he sleeps with all his female staffs,takes their destiny and compels them to keep a sealed lips.

He further professed how he enchanted his customers and continuously enchants his prospective customers immediately they step their foot inside the eatery.

He also admitted how he generates and controls an influx of customers to his eatery using fetish means.

What da heck?

God please come and witness these man's gross inhumanity against your children.

Yuck!!!!!!!

Taking a look at his blood soiled body and devilish face,one will wonder and ask"what on earth will warrant someone to engage in these soulless acts"?

With the kind of customers he commanded,I can vehemently state that about 80% of residents and visitors of Aladinma and Okwu Uratta have in several ways consumed commodities from that eatery,if not Garri&soup,chicken,provisions,drugs,it must be shawarma or pop corn etc.

I really share in their fears.But they should be unruffled and take solace in the word of God which says that;"the evil that the children of God are ignorant of,won't find them".

But in all,thank God he met his comeuppance in an unlikeliest of ways to the great admiration and relief of people he has kept in captivity.
A little word to all other owners of the various eateries scattered in Imo state who engage in these ungodly aforementioned acts.
My advice is;as a matter of urgency you should all desist from these insensate and heinous activities before a gruesome and well deserved pill is forcefully administered down your blood soaked gullets.

It is said that we don't only fight against flesh and blood,but against principalities,powers and agents of darkness.

These are extreme times,its high time we formulated extreme measures.............

Only God,Carefulness and high level of circumspection are the requisites in these devilish moments..........

Credit: TASIE FROM IMSU.

http://www.nubnews24.com/2015/03/the-owners-of-fetish-and-diabolic.html?m=1

ummmmmmM! God pls av mercy on us. Dats means 1 has 2 b vry careful d way he or she eat around dis days oooO

kinibigdeal:
You can see the governor bargaining the price of the plantain

who send am slf?

247Musics:
The private home of Bayelsa State governor, Seriake Dickson, was engulfed by a midday fire this Thursday.

It took the quick intervention of men of the state fire service and security operatives guarding the premises to put out the fire around 1pm.

As at the time of this report, the cause of the fire was not known.

The governor was however away in Abuja when the incident occurred.


http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/fire-guts-dicksons-house-in-yenagoa/203382/

oya pass d bill project 2 state hus of assembly 4 approva....

Kizmarty:
Iffa hear...
Nor lemme call liedetector oo

abeg bring am joor make I see am ooh lol. Bt u stil get smoke detector sha?

jadaugo:
The man pictured below was caught trying to steal a car at lasuth today……more details coming….

http://itsdumebi.com/pic-car-thief-caught-at-lasuth-today/

ummmmmM! Luck run @ of him 2day. Eya if I may ask hw dos he feel right now bein caught?he go smell pepper...

Kizmarty:
Recently,some Ali and simbi,Agbo,eze goes to school and mr.salami is a farmer threads has been trending here ...not forgetting those old throw back pictures of some nearly extinct items that rocked our home page.

Many have been claiming to be kpako children while they throw funny jokes at those they tagged "indomie generations".

@pic ; be truthful... Did you do this?



Oya make ona represent ona kpako generation

did wat? All 2ru my childhood days I took my bath nside nt @ d public gosh!!! We d ajebuss took our bath nside.

sameer1212:
LMAO... Guy u are very funny.

yes ooh. Women ummm! I don't kw d kind of language I wil use 2 classfy dem sha

medlat:
Months after the seperation of Pastor Chris Oyakhilome, the founder of Christ Embassy Church and his wife Pastor Anita, the estranged couple have reportedly shared their two children.

While Sharon, the eldest, prefers Pastor Chris, Charlene is presently with Anita.

Anita had last year April approached a London court, seeking a divorce on the grounds of adultery among several allegations.

The suit, number FDI 4001650, was filed on her behalf by Attwaters Jameson Hill Solicitors on April 9, 2014 at the Divorce Section A, Central Family Court, First Avenue House, High Holborn, London, United Kingdom.

Pastor Chris was served the divorce letters in his hotel room during one of his visits to the UK.

Efforts to reach the camp of Pastor Chris last night proved abortive.

Pastor Chris Oyakhilome, had then denied the allegations leveled against him by Anita and even threatened to sue media houses for damaging his name and Church.

Last September, a statement by his counsel, Kemi Pinheiro (SAN), described the allegation as “wicked and malicious”, and an attempt to bring Pastor Chris “to public opprobrium and ridicule.”

Pinheiro said the adultery allegation “currently circulating in the media was nothing but a complete distortion of facts in the pending proceedings in the United Kingdom”.

The lawyer warned media establishments to verify the authenticity of their stories before publication, saying his counsel would take appropriate legal actions against them to protect Pastor Chris Oyakhilome’s reputation and that of the church.


http://dailypost.ng/2015/03/01/oyakhilomes-saga-pastor-chris-anita-reportedly-share-their-two-children/

it's well oohh

chinwenduebo:
Ekiti State Governor Ayo Fayose has come again against APC presidential candidate Gen. Buhari on the front page of Sun Newspaper.

He favours presidential Jonathan on the advert.

Source: http:///wkfOy

fayose is a confuse man jst d way gej is confuse 2...

fatdon2:
[url]lindaikeji..in/2015/03/photo-actorcomedian-funky-mallam.html?m=1[/url]

tank GOD 4 ur life, pls next time becareful.

dedons:
A corper friend of mine and colleague has impregnanted an ss1 student @ his PPA.

The girl is just a month pregnant now and my guy is confused.

Please help advise him before others know about it.

Thanks in anticipation.

so.... U don gve dat little girl belle 5nish u cum day lie gve us say na ur friend abi.... U better marry her ooh. Who know's d unborn child meant bring luck 4 yu ooh. Go get ready 4 introduction, dis also call 4 celebration dude. Ur family wil b so proud of u man 4 acheivin 2 great tins @ once u kw I wara mean...

FlirtyKaren:
Former First Lady Mariam Sani Abacha yesterday March 4th turned 68. And to celebrate, her family threw her a birthday dinner at the Le Meridien Hotel, Douala. Pictured below are the happy celebrant, Mrs Miriam, her daughter Gumsu and Gumsu's billionaire Cameroonian husband Mohamadou Bayero Fadil.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/03/photos-from-mariam-abachas-68th.html

dis Abacha family supose 2 b n jail by now, and they Rr now celebrity. UmmmmmM! Now I know dat corruption is nigeria watchward. God is watchn....

mrvocalprowess:
Hello Nairalanders,so we have a make-up project in school,and me,my humble self - Onyx Godwin got used as a model by one of my course mates,here are the pics below,looks good??

ok.... Nest page pls....

[quote author=lalasticlala post=31311496][/quote]most nigeria women, their brain is like dat of a fish. And as 4 dat he-goat pastor he deserve dis 4rm me...

emusmith:
You walked into your house and found this "monster" around your child. What would be your reaction?

ummmM! I wil say mi-gwor den d dog wil say vrindoooooo...

BWGISTdotCOM:
Nature can be freaky sometimes. Would you indulge?
http://bwgist.com/relationship/romantic-or-scary-would-you-eat-this-photos/

d owna of dat farm need 2 xplain 2 we nigerian's hw cum abt dos strange fruit's. Nothin person nu go see 4 dis life na wa!

Uteghe:
Picture of former president Obasanjo after featuring in a novelty football match in Abeaokuta yesterday. Notice the captain hand band.

baba na strong man sha.....