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[quote author=lalasticlala post=30924510][/quote]konji na bastard oh!!!

olafunny:
This young man was killed by members of another cult group in ilorin yesterday. What shall it profit an undergraduate who joins cult group and losses his life. SMH

chaiii. No gain @ all. God way's is d best

Obascoetubi:
Buhari's cultist boys at work

see ur head like banana

yemicoal:
Lately, stories on leaked nude are easily found on blogs and various social media, with the ladies being the victim most times. I recently went through a friends gallery and saw nude pictures of several ladies, this got me thinking as to why ladies would still do this after so many instances of leaked nude pictures and I came out with the points stated below.

1) Desperate: I call this types the "DESPERADOS', some ladies would gladly send unclad pictures to guys who don't even ask cos of their desperate nature, ladies under this group do it for what they stand to gain, either to get money from rich guys or prolly trying to seduce a guy into falling for them, some ladies who feel they are getting close to menopause and still unmarried sometimes fall victim to this

2) Insecurity: Insecurity lead a lot of ladies into doing things which they would normally see as abomination. Some ladies even here on nl would bluntly deny sending nudes to their bf , but when that guy they believe loves them pesters them, they succumb easily.

3) Slutty nature: Some ladies are like Peak Milk, the slutty nature is inside them , they are carefree and would gladly send unclad pictures to guys that request without minding the consequences.

4) Turn-on : This happens most times in long distant relationships, they do this when sexting with their bf, most especially when they try to satisfy a guys sexual urge to prevent him from cheating.

5) Peer Pressure : This types send nudes to a guy cos a friend advised them to, most times this occurs when relationships are getting boring and they seek every possible means to spice the relationship. , they are vulnerable at that moment and easily fall to bad advice from friends.

6) Gullible- Ladies that fall into this category are just naturally gullible, they feel a bf has the right to see them unclad both physically and spiritually. So after showing him their physical Naked self in the afternoon they send nude to him before he goes to bed so he can picture them naked in his dreams.

P.S: This is not a generalization, it only applies to those who sent, are sending, and are still going to send nudes .

I don't boda myslf 2 read it @ all.

[quote author=tosyne2much post=30730930][/quote]I hate dat word. No sex wen we date. And they need money. Sorry! Ladies can nava asmart we guys @ all

KingEbukaBlog:
Some Nigerians in London took to the streets to campaign for Buhari, APC's presidential candidate with their brooms! I wonder how they got the brooms though. Anyways, photos here:
Source: : http://www.kingebuka.com/2015/02/march4buari-nigerians-in-diaspora-take.html

am reali reali proud of dos piple ova there. God bless yu guys 4 dis suport. Match4 buhari loading.....

lalasticlala:
Our female celebrities are really going weird every day.. .. This seems to be the season of flaunting of Cleavages and snapping while bathing.

Plus size beautiful actress, Adaora Ukoh bares her Bosoms In these pictures...

https://mobile.twitter.com/adaoraukoh

na she sabi, if she like make she open her yash, all na wash. 1 day dm go fade off...

NgeneUkwenu:
Fashola, Tinubu, Mamora, Amaechi etc

9ice move... Match4 buhari

dealeh:
http://www.zoomnaija.com/2015/02/12/breaking-news-bomb-blast-hits-crowded-market-in-biu-7-people-confirmed-dead-graphic-photo/

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At least 7 people have been confirmed dead after a female suicide bomber blew herself up in a crowded market in Biu, the largest town in Southern Borno state this afternoon. According to reports, the suicide bomber targeted the market men and women who had come to buy and sell their wares as today was their market day. Details later...*graphic pic of the suicide bomber after the cut...

so sad.... I don't kw wia dis country is headn 2. God pls av mercy on us.

seriousthing:
Meet Nollywood actor, Emaka Ike and his German wife Suzanne Rero Ike and their lovely children.
The couple has been married since the year 2000.

dat 1st picz is sumhw, it loook as if there drva got missin....

mutter:
This advise has been repeated here but do you really think that she will allow the man go down on her?

That could be very embarrassing for some women. What if he says yes and then she does not want it. That will worsen the situation because she now has two things she does not like.

well am nt yet married ooh, I jst gave dat kind of advice base on my xperience. Bt there must b a way @, mayb she can complain 2 her hubby d negative part of it anitime she suck her hubby dick....

[quote author=phemmyutd post=30635694][/quote]ummmmM! Na wa oh ntn man pikin nu go here 4 dis nairabet nope I mean nairaland slf. Well ask ur hubby if he can suck ur kitten, if no. Try 2 make him udastnd dat both of u Rr husband n wife, dis is nt boyfrnd or galfrnd tin. There Rr oda ways u can prove ur love 4 him. By cookn delicious meal, kiss him, romance him and bring good gist. Most importantly put him in 2 d hand of GOD. And also try 2 chck his fone if he has bluefilm on it bcus I blv say na dos bluefilm wey he day watch cos am... badt guy

Djicemob:
This is not a fiction tale whatsover,it did happened right before my eyes.I just had to respect my friend who invited me and who is also related to the groom and fortunately she(my host) was beside me when it was happening.MAYBE i would have been tempted to take pictures.Lol warri people nor dey carry last o.

I was at this wedding in delta.To be honest it was poorly organised with almost everything going the wrong way,the groom was one unorganized person you could almost tell by his behavior,first he was late for the church service(where in the world would you see a bride waiting for the groom in a church service).I asked my host what could have gone wrong,she told me he was out looking for a DJ as the DJ he talked with the first time disappointed him cause of money reasons and he had to call on another DJ for the reception and that was probably why he was late.Fast forward to the reception,the groom was shabbily dressed with sweat all over his face(BTW he still came late for the reception).

The new DJ was on ground playing songs but i noticed a stern look on his face like he wasnt djing with the passion.The groom was seen frequenting the DJ stand every now and then with the same stern look on his face.Then he was seen with a bathroom slippers,then the DJ was nowhere to be found with music still playing,same with the groom(nowhere to be found).MC kept calling on him to no avail.With my very sharp inquisitive eyes,i spotted the groom and the DJ having a very heated argument behind a bus somewhere at the corner.Before i could say jack! The groom's suit was off,the DJ's shirt went off in what appeared to be a boxing bout with punches flying hear and there.People gathered within seconds in the chaotic atmosphere trying to separate the two men.I enquired and i was told the DJ wasnt paid his complete balance for the event and when he asked the groom,the groom threw harsh words and insults at him and that was what led to the fight.I just had to shake my head for both men.

Can you imagine,fighting on your wedding day?

ummmm. Na wa ooh. Well I dn't blame d groom sha. It was due 2 lack of propa plannin and on d oda hand d condition of dis country is nt reali reali encouragin. Change must cum 2 dis country soon, so dat nigeria wil a better country 2 stay.

itsdumebi:
A very terrible accident involving a truck and a honda accord......its unclear if there are any casualties
http://itsdumebi.com/terrible-accident-3rd-mainland-bridge-evening/

GOD av mercy on us dis period. AMEN

[quote author=lalasticlala post=30632392][/quote]u see ur life..... And he even upgrade himslf 4rm robbery 2 political thugs. UmmmmmmmM. Ur cup don full... Dem say fly wey nu day hear word dey 4lo dead body enta grave...

englishmart:
the ediot is even proud to be working for Buhari... Yet they sing the "change" song everywhere they go.

Changing from being an armed robber to becoming a political thug. (change is there sha)

Same way Buhari wants to change nigeria to Niger republic

well I don't av much 2 say 2 yu aniway. But my advice is dis..... Yu need 2 format ur brain box bcus it has bein contaminated VIRUS. Ediat....

gistyinka:
She says it’s for the transformation of a better Nigeria under President Jonathan and Namadi Sambo.

http://gistyinka.net/health-wealth-sen-obanikoro-hits-gym-minister-petroleum-distributes-bags-rice-behalf-president-jonathan-2015-elections-photo/

thurder go fire una, afta steallin d poor masses money, den u piple use d money 2 bring poisonous rice abi. Ogun kill una

UrennaNkoli:
APC Presidential candidate, Gen. Buhari and his running mate, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo met with some Catholic Bishops in Abuja yesterday February 10th.

https://m.facebook.com/votebuhari/posts/10152739471892734

yeah! Buhari has don d ryte tin..... March4buhari loading........

Uchefrancis16:
It actually started in the morning. At futo bus park. The water was just rushing out of the middle of a Nimp tree. And as you would have it students, villagers, etc all gathered to see, taste and fetch it

Some Used that opportunity to promote their church lol as seen in the third image.

The last image there is as seen this afternoon. As the water has stopped coming out.

It was difficult getting pictures because if the hundreds gathered to see the said tree. So I acknowledge UCHENNA STANLEY a year 2 student of Transport Management Technology for taking screenshots from a video he took earlier this morning.

it's well ooh

orlaryhincah:
These happened just yesterday, just within an hour.
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shud we call dis transformation agenda or wat?u c y I said PDP must b be voted out. Mtcheeeewwwwwww

Editor1:
Bola Tinubu, national leader of the All Progressives Congress (APC), wants Nigerians to hold President Goodluck Jonathan responsible should anything happen to him.

According to Tinubu, stern-looking soldiers had been stationed at Bourdillon road Ikoyi, where his private residence is situated, since Sunday. He expressed belief that the soldiers were targeting him. “Nigerians and the south-west should hold the Jonathan-led military responsible if any harm or danger comes to Tinubu and his family.

The case of the ‘Unknown Soldier’ is too recent in our memory,” his media office said in a statement.

“This morning, Tuesday, two vans from the army were stationed on both sides of the house along Bourdillon road, their missions shrouded in secrecy. “They stationed about 500 metres away from Tinubu’s gate. Later, they moved close to his gate as if they wanted to enter the premises. The stern-looking soldiers were around for hours on Sunday and returned on Monday to continue their surveillance.”

Tinubu said he would not be intimidated by “this show of strength, intimidation and possible harassment”. “I remain resolute in my advocacy and support for the rule of law,” he said. “Jonathan’s government has through the service chiefs staged a coup against Nigerians and the constitution and now wants to silence his critics. “I will not be muzzled through the barrel of the gun. The guns and bullets they should use to defeat Boko Haram are now being turned against the opposition and innocent Nigerians.”



http://www.thecable.ng/tinubu-hold-jonathan-anything-happens

wat wil I say now oooH. Ok All of u shud go n do dis.....

Sweetmarriage:
'goodmorning, papalette. i have something to ask because it's bothering a friend. her 7yr old twin sons ran into the master bedroom when their parents were having sex without knocking. actually, they saw how their mum was giving dad a bj. though they left when dad shouted at them, their parents are disturbed and doesnt know how to go about it with the kids.how to advise or explain things to the curious kids'

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Nigerian-Papalette/312263085651212?ref=bookmarks

well d parent shud call dem and educate them, mayb teach dem sum good mana's like knock d door wen u hear a respond 4rm d nside, den u can COME IN. and also teach dem sex education 2. Bt if I may ask how dos dis thread wil vote dis Jonathan out of power soon? sai buhari loading....

distinkt:
UBA HAS JUST REFUNDED THE MONEY TO MRS. GLORIA OMO-OJO. JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED! THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND COMMENTS. THANK YOU UBA FOR COMING THROUGH AT LAST!

February 9th, 2015

Dear Sir/Ma'am,

My name is Gloria Omo-Ojo and I am a customer of the United Bank of Africa Plc (UBA). I write to complain about a recent unsavoury banking experience with the UBA.

Sometime on the 16th of January 2014, I received an email from UBA’s Risk Alert Unit requesting for confirmation of four (4) POS transactions totalling $2021.48 allegedly carried out at Walgreens, Riverhead, New York, USA. The email came while I was asleep. Upon seeing the mail the next morning, I promptly responded and declined confirmation. I also followed up with a phone call and a visit to the branch where my account is domiciled.

However on the 20th of January 2014, I discovered to my shock that my account had been debited with naira equivalent of ten (10) additional transactions at the same Walgreens, Riverhead, New York for which no transaction confirmation request was received. All 14 transactions happened in a span of about 2 hours same day.

It dawned on me that UBA honoured the fraudulent transactions on my account even after I had raised alarm to stop further transactions on the account. I lost N1, 126,412.00 as a result of the bank’s failure to honour my request.

Having exhausted all channels to secure refund from UBA, I submitted a complaint letter to the Central Bank of Nigeria’s (CBN) Consumer Banking Department. In response to CBN’s query on the matter, UBA exonerated itself of blame and insisted that the bank will not refund the lost money to me. In a dramatic and twisted interpretation of its own rules, the CBN informed me that it was unable to accede to my request to compel UBA to refund the unauthorised withdrawals. Since then, every effort to recover the money amicably from UBA has failed.

It is rather curious that UBA’s defense was that I did not respond immediately to the confirmation notice. The big question here is what does UBA consider as ‘immediate response’? The confirmation mail was sent at night time and response was under 12 hours, yet the bank still considered that as not immediate enough. It is a known banking rule that once a bank initiates a transaction confirmation request, it is binding that response must be received before action is taken.

It is appalling that an acclaimed international bank in the status of UBA could display lack of commitment to its own core value of security of customers’ money. UBA’s inability to stop unauthorised transactions on my account despite the fact that I raised an alarm is pathetic and unacceptable. The bank has demonstrated incompetence in transaction authentication processes. It is worrisome how easily customers’ vital information with UBA could be compromised.

I have in the past one year incurred a lot of expense pursuing this matter as well as suffered psychological trauma. I am using this medium to appeal to UBA to revisit this matter with a view to refunding the lost money.

Thank you.

Best regards,
Gloria Omo-Ojo

UBA HAS JUST REFUNDED THE MONEY TO MRS. GLORIA OMO-OJO. JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED! THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND COMMENTS. THANK YOU UBA FOR COMING THROUGH AT LAST!

I don't kw y in dis country evriwia is full of thieves, d way most of dis bank manager's steal money 4rm customer's acct, am reali reali suprise. Well madam/oga u better look 4 a gud lawyer 2 hlp u @ oooh

ceejayluv:
empowered
5,400 entrepreneurs directly thorough the program... You ain't in primary school... Don't have to explain everything to you.

wetn dis 1 they 2ok slf?

ducii:
President Goodluck Jonathan on Tuesday boasted that his administration is the first in Nigeria’s history to create 5,400 direct jobs for the nation’s unemployed youths.

He said the feat was achieved through the Federal Government’s Youth Enterprise with Innovation in Nigeria (YouWin).

Jonathan spoke during the presidential launch of Youth Entrepreneurship Strategy at the old Banquet Hall of the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

The programme was designed to encourage youth employment and self-reliance.

Jonathan also said 2,500 entrepreneurs empowered by his administration had also created an average of nine jobs each therefore bringing the total jobs created to 22,000.

The President said, “This will be the first government in the history of Nigeria that will directly create 5,400 jobs through the YouWin programmes.

“I am also proud to say that the 2,500 entrepreneurs have created an
average of nine jobs each making it a total of 22,000 jobs so far.

“Entrepreneurs are the engine room of the Nigeria’s economy as they are responsible for more than 60 percent of our $510bn Gross Domestic Product and the MSMEs are responsible for almost 98 percent of the new jobs created in our economy on an annual basis.

“The new jobs we are targeting will come from the SMEs.”

Jonathan expressed delight that the success story of his administration’s job creation efforts is impressive and beyond expectation.

The failure rate of the programme, he added, is less than 10 percent.

He said his administration at inception identified unemployment among youths as one of the greatest challenges to tackle.

This, he said, was the reason why his government took numerous steps to tackle the challenge.

He said his administration’s target was to create not less than two million jobs annually.

Minister of Youth Development, Mr. Boni Haruna, had earlier described the programme as private sector-driven initiative that seeks to empower youth.

The Chief Executive Officer of Anabel Group, Mr. Nicholas Okoye, said the present administration had empowered over seven million youths.

Okoye said the figure had surpassed the total of those empowered by previous administrations put together.

“Those who say you (Jonathan) have not done anything for the youth are simply not saying the truth,” he said
Describing all Nigerian problems are subset of employment crisis among the youth, Okoye commended the Federal Government for tackling the challenge headlong.


http://www.punchng.com/news/im-first-to-create-5400-jobs-in-nigerias-history-jonathan/

readin dis story alone am vry angri wit dis goodluck govt. Ngozi okojowahala said d oda time dat goodluck govt has created 1.2milion job's. Now dis Jonathan tellin us dat his govt has created 5400 job's, now who is foolin who? wen there Rr ova 30m umemployed urth @ there. U c d reason y I said dis man call Jonathan must b voted OUT. Thurder and ogun fire una. Change must cum 2 dis country by d special grace of GOD. MARCH4BUHARI loading..... Chai-ye I feel like gvin dis PDP govt sum stroke of my belt

lalasticlala:
Some residents of Abuja on Saturday again protested the possibility of postponing the already scheduled general elections.
At the Unity Fountain, near the Transcorp Hilton Hotel, where protesters gathered, an armoured police vehicle and other utility vehicles were seen parked with police officers scattered around the area.
The protesters were however blocked by police officers as they marched towards the headquarters of the Independent National Electoral Commission.
A lady who simply identified herself as Sadatu said it was very wrong and unfair for anyone to consider postponing the elections.
“How can anybody think of this? That’s not fair, INEC had four whole years to prepare for this election. If we could have an election in 2011 when much was not in place, why not now?” she asked.

Another protester said the credibility of INEC was at stake with the rumoured postponement. He added that Nigeria’s democracy was threatened with by the call for election postponement at this time.

The protesters, with the intention of marching on the presidential villa, had gathered at the same venue on Friday marching towards the Eagle Square where they were blocked by security operatives.

The protest was organised by the civic group, National Consensus Movement.

The National Council of State had met on Friday and agreed that the elections should go on as planned.
Attahiru Jega, Chairman, INEC, has said the commission is prepared for the elections and has no plans for a postponement.

However, the commission has been holding consultative meetings all day to possibly review the scheduled dates for election.

Before Friday’s anti-postponement protest, some allegedly hired youths numbering about 100, had on Monday marched on INEC headquarters demanding the postponement of the elections.

The youth had gathered in front of the electoral body’s headquarters, asking the commission to delay the polls because of the difficulty in the distribution of the Permanent Voters Card, PVCs.

The youth carried banners and placards with the inscriptions such as “Election is for general participation, not for selective few”, “INEC, do the right thing”, “Don’t disenfranchise Nigerians”, and “We demand for the extension of election to allow Nigerian exercise their franchise.”

After the protest, the youth returned to the Unity Fountain where they were sighted sharing money.

It was not clear if they were sponsored by the Presidency or the PDP, but sources indicated that they were hired by some unnamed individuals who promised them money.

The protest confirmed PREMIUM TIMES exclusive story of last Thursday revealing the plot by the Presidency and the ruling Peoples Democratic Party to organize a nationwide protest against the electoral body to force it to shift the polls.
The National Security Adviser, Sambo Dasuki, a retired colonel, recently at an event in London, made a case for a shift of the elections to give INEC more time to distribute all the PVCs.

However, criticisms trailed the call with Nigeria’s leading opposition party, the All Progressives Congress alleging that Mr. Dasuki was only making the call to buy time for President Goodluck Jonathan’s campaign to gather steam.


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/176429-abuja-residents-protest-postponement-elections.html

d election must hold ooh cum's febuhari 14, bcus we nigerian's's need change. All PDP protester's shud go n do dis.....

cyprianlah:
Born in Delta State, bleaching expert and beautician, Pela Tonye Okiemute is known for his skin lightening treatments.

shared a throwback photo of himself with this caption,

"Throw Back, Kai see how rough my face used to be with so many pimples."

He consults with clients and distributes his products under the Pels International brand.  A visit to his instagram page reveals his long roll call of celebrity and socialite clients.

Despite serious backlash online against skin bleaching and lightening, based on the comments and testimonials on his instagram page @pelsinternational, it is obvious that there is a long list of potential clients who want the same skin results.

Check out Pela's before and then after pictures below.


http://www.naij.com/379876-pela-tonye-shares-before-and-after-pictures.html?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=pela-tonye-shares-before-and-after-pictures

I feel like using my belt on dis gay guy.......

cyprianlah:
Born in Delta State, bleaching expert and beautician, Pela Tonye Okiemute is known for his skin lightening treatments.

shared a throwback photo of himself with this caption,

"Throw Back, Kai see how rough my face used to be with so many pimples."

He consults with clients and distributes his products under the Pels International brand.  A visit to his instagram page reveals his long roll call of celebrity and socialite clients.

Despite serious backlash online against skin bleaching and lightening, based on the comments and testimonials on his instagram page @pelsinternational, it is obvious that there is a long list of potential clients who want the same skin results.

Check out Pela's before and then after pictures below.


http://www.naij.com/379876-pela-tonye-shares-before-and-after-pictures.html?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=pela-tonye-shares-before-and-after-pictures

I feel like using my belt on dis gay guy...

iwaeda:
A 53-year-old man who has sent over $100,000 to a woman he has never met in Nigeria insists he is only providing financial assistance until she inherits $25.6 million from her dead parents.

Steve appeared on the talk show, Dr. Phil, to discuss his unusual relationship with 'Kelly' whom he met on an online dating website in 2012.

He says the pair are legally married in Nigeria, even though he has never met her and they usually only communicate online.

Steve says he has been giving her the money for the last few years to help her until she receives her inheritance from her parents - she claims they were killed in an Ohio car crash in 2012.

Steve sells his plasma - a yellowish liquid that has to be separated from blood - twice a week to ensure he can make payments to 'Kelly' who lives with 'James,' her 'attorney.'

I've sent Kelly about $103,000 in the last 29 months,' he said on the show as a flabbergasted audience listened.

'I've not met Kelly, but it doesn't matter. I love her just the same.

'She has an inheritance coming, and I've always wanted to be a millionaire, so it's like a match made in heaven.'

'I just love her. She is very beautiful and warm, kind, caring and loving.'

Steve says he has not met 'Kelly' as she needs to stay in Nigeria to help with signing the inheritance forms.

He said that 'Kelly' came back to the US he tried to meet her, but it didn't work out.

But when Dr. Phil's team analysed an email she sent Steve claiming she was in South Dakota, the IP address revealed it was sent from Nigeria.

'Kelly' told Steve she went to a nursing school in North Dakota, but when the show contacted the school they said no one with her name had ever been enrolled.

But 'Kelly' is not the only person Steve is sending money to - he says he is an accountant, and insists he is on the verge of becoming a multi-millionaire from several pending inheritance deals with overseas clients.

He says he is sending them money to cover their legal fees as they fight to obtain their inheritances.

But he is now on probation for cashing a fraudulent cheque that was sent to him from Africa - he was asked to cash it to help a 'client whose life was in danger' and then asked to send $5,000 to five people listed.

However the bank picked up on it and he was arrested.

Steve's sister, Tammy, says she is worried, as he has been scammed in the past.

She is asking him to cut ties with 'Kelly' - and his other so-called clients.

'My brother is delusional,' Tammy says.

''Kelly' could be a Nigerian man behind a computer.'
• Culled from the dailymail.co.uk

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/american-man-sends-over-100-000-to-wife-in-nigeria-he-s-never-met/201135/

I always tell sum guys dat there Rr diff ways of doin YAHOO. MUGU FALL GUYMAN WARK... . Hw am I nt sure dat dis kelly nu b guyman like d oyibo man slf, 2rust nigerian's

IamOValentine:
Having taking into consideration the following: existing learning facilities, stability of academic calender, student/staff ratio, general population strenght, magnitude of prospective applicant through JAMB, academic standard and quality of products.


Below is my rating.

1 Yabatech

2. Nekede Poly

3. Ibadan Poly

4. Auchi Poly

5. Laspotech

6. Fed Poly Nasarawa

7. Fed Poly Ilaro

8. Fed Poly Bida

9. Oko poly

10. Kaduna poly

https://ask.naij.com/the-top-10-polytechnics-in-nigeria.html

mitcheeeeeewwww jobless thread....

folahann:
President is in trouble with most of his 2011 Speeches. They are used against him in APC sponsored newspaper adverts.

The Nation carried it last week Monday.

full of empty promises. How can we nigerian's farm on a land dats is empty? this is d time all of us 2 make changes irrepctive of our religion, tribe, old or urg. Let us vote 4 change cum's feb 14. I feel like usin my belt on dis man call jona....

Rapmoney:
It is not difficult to spot a Warfi guy when you enter an NYSC orientation camp because they say by their fruits, ye shall know them Area!!! I hail o! Warri nor dey carry last...if e too mush, e go be draw oya na!!!

1) The way they pronounce their words: When you see a guy speaking pidgin Engish fluently and talking very fast without ending the words completely, just know he is from Warri. If they want to say 'give me' it is 'gi me'. If they want to say 'my brother', they say 'ma bra'...lol. They never cease to say 'shuo!' when they are surprised or when they want to emphasis something

2) They like shortcuts: This reminds me of my first day in camp. I was hussling to get to the front so that I could verify my university statement of result; I was pushing and shoving like the typical warri boy I am; I nor wan take chances! All of a sudden, I saw one dude who was doing the same thing. I looked and him and asked: 'guy u be warri boy?' And he said he 'Yes'. I smiled. We teamed up and in no time we saw ourselves in front, facing the verification officers. We did ours and left while some other peeps that came before us were still there, standing like pry school children When you get to camp and see dudes who are hell bent on getting to the fron by any means, even if they are the last on the queue, then they are probably warfi guys... It could be the uniform queue, hostel queue, food queuen etc.

3) They are very significant at Mami: You hardly see a Warri guy in camp who is not a regular visitor to the popular mami market in camp. They love to drink and eat in the midst of fellow corper guys and babes. Most times, they don't do the buying o! Na osho free things

4) Vibrant in the hostel: Warfi boys are very vibrant in the hostel...they are popular among their fellow corp members. They tell stories a lot with their funny accents and slang. If you see anybody for ur hostel wey like to talk well well and pigin dey sweet for e mouth, no bother; na Warri boy be dat

5) Never a dull moment with dem girls: Warri guys ehnnnnn...they say funny stuffs that make the corper babes laugh and enjoy their stay in camp. For this reason, corper babes nor dey leave dia side So when next you see a guy making babes laugh like crazy in camp (platoon), don't be surprise, he might just turn out to be a warfarian!

Oya, Warfi guys, make una add una own.

nu b lie @ all. U av fun aniway. Dat remind me wen I was in camp 2013/2014 btchA. Xpcially 1 guy call akpos. D guy was so funi 2 d extent dat we av 2 chnge his name akpos I miss camp alott.