₦airaland Forum

Timbi:
Source: www.naij.com/401199-man-dies-while-chasing-mysterious-goat-in-lagos.html

this is strange ummmM! RIP

robosky02:
describe whats Amaechi wife could be saying in her mind in this rally










http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/smear-campaign-cant-deter-me-buhari/

I can't wait 2 see buhari as our president.

lalasticlala:
http://citypeoplegroup.org/i/ex-oyo-governors-daughter-kemi-omololu-olunloyo-takes-father-hostage/

na una sabi....

Iamfrank:
Stinginess of d highest order

vote APC 4 change, all nigeria sufferin wil b ova.

chukjojo:
wat ra Bleep!! Is this real, or my eyes playing tricks on me? Shiit! Ain't believe animals now can talk, amean can use key board. Damne!!!

u dull sha oohh. Person day 2ok reality words, u day there day yan grammar wey I nu kw. #mtcheeeeeeewwwww#

1MCN:
I personally took these pictures today in Port Harcourt.

It rained lightly just a couple minutes today in some parts of Port Harcourt. Not long and the residents of Eliozu, Oroigwe, Port Harcourt had their smuldering pains get more difficult as usual.

This car is been towed by a towing van on the collapsed bridge in Eliozu. This narrow bridge is the only entrance and exit from this community that has over 10,000 houses in it. This bridge has been collapsed over 4 years ago.

CHANGE. Is cumn 2 dat area soon. I trust govnu Amaechi 4 dat.

octopusfreaky:
Ok ooo,,what about guys,,reminds of an ex,,he snores like spoilt lister generator...im happy i detected that on tym i called it quit instantly..

reali?

ajixkhid1:
D picture z funny die bt I agree with it sha..9ja qals especially

ummmM! Sum gals wit stinky mouth odour sha. Wen day go brake now, na she go stil form pass.

timawoku:
Here are some funny answers to some stupid questions nigerians asks...

1) Where are you going?; I am going to fight, care to join me?
This seem to be a very diplomatic appropriate answer if you really don't want to disclose your where about to the person

2) I did not see you in church yesterday, why?; that is because I did not go to church yesterday.
Where you expecting me to say ' oh I went with my invincible cloak'?

3) Can I have a dance?; yes, but just you alone please...
Who cares, you can have a fight sef, as long as am not involved.

4) Na you I dey see so?; nope, I am at home, na my display picture you dey see...
If you can ask your brain if it is interpreting well, then you must be a dunce...

5) Are you sleeping?; Yes
No need to talk further, even if your eyes are wide open, this answer should shut them up

6) Are you laughing at me?; well you can start laughing also so that I would be laughing with you
Laugh na laugh, I am laughing,which one is at you again?

7)What is your watch saying?; sorry, my watch does not talk.
Or would you ask my watch yourself?

Why is everywhere stuffy?; I don't know, I have been asking the room too.
Abi na me be the room air freshner ni?

9)Why have you not been picking my calls?; oh, sorry, I did not see them fall..
I be like 'picker' for your eyes

10)Am bored, can you make me happy?; can I make you sad as well?
Or better still, 'you can go to heaven for a while...

Nairalanders join in the fun, please add yours.

ntn 2 add bcus it dos nt make sense 2 me.....

Dyoungstar:
This is what you get in Nigeria, Mad men everywhere.

His girlfriend begged for two bedroom flat and he did this.

Guess who that is...?

abeg d 2bed room 2 make sense.

IYANGBALI:
na me you want take get close to the babe?no way I no go give you the chance,I no dey house

hahahahahaaha. Guy u Rr vry 4uni I swear. Nu b babe b my prioriyt now slf, d one's I get I nava fit take care of dm 5nish I wor cum add anoda 1 join. Jst dat ur comnt 2wads her dats y I cumnt on it.

IYANGBALI:
in that case stop running after taxi drivers and bus conductors

hw do yu kw dat she is runing afta taxi n bus conductor's? Ova sabi...

lalasticlala:
Here are some nice pictures of the Nigeria’s richest woman, Folorunsho Alakija.

she is so beautifull. I like her. Wat does she do 4 a livin?

[quote author=Islie post=31554700][/quote]R.I.P urg gal.

reganvida:
How many of you remember this character?

dats willy willy now. Meh! Dat drama nu b here ooh, so scary @ my early age anitime I watch it. Pls NL I feel like watchn it again now. Wia can I get it?

Kola4uniadgog:
See picture below...

Amaechi is tinkn of sumtin else I guess dats y.....

Akpan107:
The kind of disaster that will befall APC has never happened to any political party since the start of Democracy...

APC is a dead party, but the noise some of them are making, makes it look as if is not dead. But is actually a dead party!

I don't tink u Rr normal ooh. Ur brain box need's 2 b formatted I swear. *SMH*

mcmaurice20:
Please nairalanders who is the worst dressed Governor in Nigeria.

I kw dat oshomole is 1 of d worst dress govnu bt also among d govnu dat is tryn nterms of developmnt.

Kola4uniadgog:
Lols....he be like say u chop ewu dis nite. He dey ya body

una president 2 dull abeg.

acunon:
Liz Benson was quite the popular face in the 90s during the peak of her acting career. After taking a hiatus from Nollywood for a while, it seems she’s back and has started taking movie roles again. She was recently photographed at a movie set with producer, Evis Chuks. After so many years, see how ageless Liz Benson appears now:



https://i0.wp.com/stargist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/liz-benson-stargist.jpg
https://i1.wp.com/stargist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/liz4.png?zoom=3&resize=554%2C504
https://i2.wp.com/stargist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/liz3.png?zoom=3&resize=500%2C504
https://i0.wp.com/stargist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/liz2.png?zoom=3&resize=349%2C504
https://i2.wp.com/stargist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/liz1.png?zoom=3&resize=332%2C504
Source:
https://mobile.twitter.com/Elvis_Chucks/media/grid

I can stil rememba dat 1st pix "true confession movie" beautifu woman.

shammah1:
Exactly around 4:52pm on today I heard gunshots along Admiralty way, Lekki phase 1, Lagos as suspected armed robbers are attacking one of the banks along the street.

Everyone around had to run for their lives as no one knows where the bullets are will land. Even the Lekki Ikoyi Toll gate was on a stop.

Watching from my rooftop, I saw people coming out of their vehicles by the toll gate and are running for their lives. The shooting lasted for about 20mins. All I hear now is police sirens everywhere around.

If you're coming to this axis kindly turn back for now! It's not secure at the moment. Cheers!

no pix, y now? God pls av mercy on us ooh.

Kola4uniadgog:
The President on Thursday visited the Nigerian Stock Exchange (NSE), in Lagos. launching a new online mobile platform, known as X-Gen, to increase local investment. The platform is targetted at increasing the number of local investors in the country.


https://mobile.twitter.com/abati1990/media/grid

still our currency dos nt av value, dull piple ncludn d stock worka's. Ewu!!!

dre11:
Serious one


Because I feel one of the ladies he did sleep with must have cast the spell of sleeping with anything under skirt for him

yu rr rte Bro.

charles009:
Hey folks,

I was in uyo yesterday for an event, So we chilled in a popular hotel.

At about 2am, I started hearing loud shout on the next room. The noise lingered to a point that we were beginning to ask questions, if the hotel and clients were aware of the noise.

Suddenly, I heard a loud bang on my door, I opened and a dark skinned tall lady ran in and was screaming they are raping my friend" please help.

So I stepped into the next room and saw two men striping a girl to her panties. I talked to them mildly to stop, the other man screamed back, I have been spending my money on this pig, today is pay day. He oozed of alcohol.

After a little plea, he stopped dragging and the lady ran half nude into my room. She thanked me and told me that they were students of unical, and that she needed money for her birthday. That's why she got involved in this act.

I allowed them to stay since it was just 2 hours till morning. Though I was conscious. At about 6 am my boss summoned me, I hurriedly rushed to his room.

I spent less than 10 mins, believe this, before I returned. These girls had made way with my iPhone, wallet, my gold necklace. I felt really horrible. And to be fair my heart grew heavy with regrets.

My help has now turned to be a curse on me,
I leave them with their conscience, that is they have any.

Be careful folks, be careful.

bro I feel 4 u sha ooh.don't trust ani runs girl ooh. Most of dm Rr vry dangerious. Leav dm 2 their faith GOD is watchn.

dre11:
Weird world.......
A sane man see in sleeping with a lunatic?

I tink d man need vry serious deliverance.

dre11:
Weird world.......
A sane man see in sleeping with a lunatic?

I tink d man need vry serious deliverance.

harbdulrasaq88:
According to eye-witnesses, mobile policemen attached to Zenith Bank branch at Elf Bus stop in Lekki Phase 1 beat this unidentified man to a pulp yesterday March 11th.

Don't know exactly what he did to warrant such brutal assault.

The man fell unconscious and was rushed to the hospital by the police and other passers-by who got involved.

Hopefully, someone in higher authority will caution these officers.

http://www..net/2015/03/photos-policeman-beats-driver-to-coma.html

na wa 4 nigeria police ooh. I don't kw y they don't use their brain 2 do tins right n dis country. I pray 4 dat man 4 quick healin.

Ediss:
thanks to all that made it there

wow I reali love dis. Congrat man. God wey do 4 u go stil do am 4 me soon ooh AMEN.

whizpet:
This picture was Taken by one of the members in the house.

na wa ooh. Children papa ooh.

arcdone:
I dnt think dat shuld result to sin nd forbidden again. what is thre Since u both are legally married... I dnt compromise wit dat.u ar d owner of ur thing.is there any Bible reference to that? if u do sexual act style wit ur spouse is a sin?

I tire ooh. I don't kw y sum nigeria pastor's like confusin memba's.

lalasticlala:
http://ynaija.com/doggie-style-husband-mide-funmi-martins-opens-secrets-happy-marriage/

I don't kw y n nigeria sum of dos pastor's alwys say tins they don't even kw. Hw can u say 4 yu 2 satisfy ur hubby wit diff sex style is a sin, sum of dm wil jst say sum words that wil confuse memba anihw. A man dat want 2 cheat on his wife wil stil cheat. It only take d grace of GOD. Sum nigeria pastor's sha. Na so 1 go pregnate 20 of his female memba dat day ncludn mother's n daughta's of d church, if u ask d pastor nw y e do am, he go say na d asiignmnt GOD tell am 2 do b dat. God pls av mercy on us.

Jerrygotswagg:
Please I need urgent response please, I have 100 by 100 land in Benin, I want to build a house like this, how much will it ccost me to finish the house

7.5 milion naira sir. I can supply yu gud paint's 4 d 5nishn. Yu can reach me on 07069229956.