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Foreign AffairsRe: "Hurricane Victims Need Prayers, Not Blankets!!!"---christian Politician by hatchy: 10:56am On Sep 01, 2017
Prayers without work?

Are you sure this politician is not related in any way to Nigeria because this is what we see in this country when people are supposed to provide for the citizenry but fail to do so they then ask for prayers.

Any way there too many drugs in the US, I don't know the particular one that is tormenting this one.
PhonesRe: Checkout The World's Biggest 400GB Microsd Card With Price In Nigeria by hatchy: 10:48am On Sep 01, 2017
Wao!

White man is far far ahead of us and there is no way we will catch up with him even if he stops development for the next 500 years.

The black race and Nigerians in particular are still hunting human heads for money rituals and cooking plantain pepper soup with human intestine,liver and hearth.

Thumbs up for real human beings(whites).

Well done job in Sandisk laboratory for this innovation!
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Northern Elders Demand Nnamdi Kanu’s Head by hatchy: 10:38am On Sep 01, 2017
Make una allow this small boy rest na,eehn!

Just imagine how they have made a mountain out of ant mole.

Kanu this,Kanu that. He has become more popular than Buhari that made him.

Ayam tired of this country!
CareerRe: Things To Never Do At Work - Workplace Etiquette by hatchy: 10:14am On Sep 01, 2017
Bitcoin1000:
If you take bold steps like me you don't need this bullshittt


Check my profile
If everybody take this same bold step of yours, who will be in the bank working,who will work at the airport, sea port,factories etc.

What you so called entrepreneurs or self employed people fail to understand is that not everyone will be like you and not every entrepreneur succeed,so maintain your lane let others maintain theirs.

Period!
CelebritiesRe: Funeral For Huge Crocodile by hatchy: 8:13am On Sep 01, 2017
Show us pictures of the dead Crocodilian or this news is fake and should be discarded in the dustbin ASAP.

Meanwhile Happy New Month and Sallah Holiday to all Nairalanders.
Foreign AffairsRe: For The First Time In 70 Years, Ghana Will No Longer Manage Nigeria’s Airspace by hatchy: 8:04am On Sep 01, 2017
Junk journalism!

Repetition of statements over and over and over just to fill space.
PhonesRe: Substandard Phone Causes Cancer – NCC Warns by hatchy:
All regulatory agencies are toothless bulldogs from CBN,NAFDAC,NCC,SON etc are all enmeshed in corruption hence they can only talk but can't go beyond that.
All the network providers pay heavily to ncc both in cash and airtime to keep them at a corner.

Nigeria is a circus!
PoliticsRe: Hate Speeches: NBC Impose Heavy Sanctions On Broadcast Stations by hatchy: 6:51am On Sep 01, 2017
Government that was founded and built on the foundations of lies,deceit and propaganda is pained on how the arrow they shot has reversed back to them.

You cannot gag Nigerians and the media from saying what they feel is right or criticizing,which is one of the ingredients of democratic governance.

Anyway I will take them serious when they are able to shut down their nightmare, Radio Biafra.
Science/TechnologyRe: Astronomers Are Hearing Something Weird In Space, And Can’t Figure Out Where by hatchy: 6:45am On Sep 01, 2017
That could be Jehovah's abode.

Humans with their quest for knowledge sef!
Can these whole galaxies and billions of stars come into existence by accident, just like that? Of course there is a master designer somewhere who did it.

Only a fool say there is no God.
PoliticsRe: EFCC To Begin Repatriation Of $200billion Dubai Stash, Receives Looters' List by hatchy:
Enough of this recovered loot news Abeg!
All we hear is Billions upon Billions being recovered from Nigerians yet no one is in jail and the economy is still in shambles.

A government that is founded on the foundations of lies and deceit,not knowing when to stop the lies and propaganda game and come clean will definitely crumble one day.

If I may ask,where is Yakubu and his millions of dollars recovered.Where are the ones recovered in buildings,flats and shops stashed by people.
No one is jailed and the money disappears and re-looted as nothing is heard after the initial gra gra by Efcc.

Nigeria is a circus!
CrimeRe: Slay Queen Slayed By Bestfriend [video] by hatchy: 10:16pm On Aug 31, 2017
Yeye bloggers looking for traffic.

Left for me una go hear am!
EducationRe: List Of JAMB Cut-Off Marks For All Universities, Polytechnics, Colleges by hatchy: 8:14pm On Aug 31, 2017
malware:
Must you drag the North in every thread that has nothing to do with region or religionhuh

How do you arrived at your 97% figure?

Do you know how percentages are calculated?

Are all Nigerian Higher institutions captured in the list?

You can do better... . Tribal jingoism won't put food on your table.
Very lame argument.

Learn how to argue convincingly.
EducationRe: List Of JAMB Cut-Off Marks For All Universities, Polytechnics, Colleges by hatchy: 8:11pm On Aug 31, 2017
FoolishBoy419:
next time use your brain please. so many Northern universities were omitted in the list including the Almighty ABU, Bayero and many others
I don't need to engage you in any discourse because your name says exactly who you are.

Anumanu!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Flood: See Photos Of Agony, Pain And Devastation In Benue by hatchy: 5:01pm On Aug 31, 2017
Na wao!

Mammy water don do meeting for Benue people o!
CrimeRe: Girl Burnt Her Lover & Herself To Death In Lagos (pic) by hatchy: 4:41pm On Aug 31, 2017
midehi2:
Say you are madly angry, grab a knife and say you wanna cut my guy, he go use am slit ya throat


But why not quietly walk away, thou its painful but better opportunity await out there, why killing yourself and another.


Ladies, if a guy breaks your heart, cry it out and walk away pleeeeease
Feminist spotted!

You want to put the blame on the guy that he jilted the lady,not so?
This lady is a very violent person who had evil intention for the guy walking out of the relationship.


98% of domestic violence are caused by women but the will be the ones to run to the social media to display.
EducationRe: List Of JAMB Cut-Off Marks For All Universities, Polytechnics, Colleges by hatchy: 11:25am On Aug 31, 2017
97% of these institution are located in the South.

Those who are supposed to bring education to the North are busy enriching themselves and sending their children to study overseas but brainwash the poor northerner to reject the same western education so as to continually subjugate,impoverish and bring them to total submission.

It will take decades for the North to catch up with the South educationally and exposure.

The Northern youths need to rise up against this imbalance in social justice or risk total annihilation by their elites
BusinessRe: Fidelity Bank Grows Profit After Tax By 66% To N9bn In 6 Months by hatchy: 9:34am On Aug 31, 2017
Sheun001:
God bless u my brother
stupid set of criminals
without performing any transaction they'll deduct money
they are bunch of thieves

BTW that six thousand you fit reason me small there oh
Hahahahah!

You sef, pity me na!
BusinessRe: Fidelity Bank Grows Profit After Tax By 66% To N9bn In 6 Months by hatchy: 8:27am On Aug 31, 2017
Why won't it grow 200% when all they do there is to deduct money from people's account.
This bank will give you interest of 1000 and deduct 2800 from same account all in the name of service charge and other hidden charges.

This is the most useless and thieving bank ever seen in Nigeria.

Let them take the six thousand left in my account since 2010,I dash them.
CrimeRe: Lagos Suya Seller Kidnaps, Attempts Slaughtering 4-yr-old Girl by hatchy: 7:51am On Aug 31, 2017
Jeesss!

And this is my favourite. What is wrong with Nigerians sef?

Where have we gone wrong that God is punishing us with wicked set of people in this country that there is no day that you don't hear bizarre stories.

The other day it was men caught cooking plantain pepper soup with human hearth and intestine in Rivers State,Man killed cousin and decapitates her body parts for rituals. Pastors and imams caught daily with human parts.

Why are Africans,especially Nigerians going back to the stone age instead of progressing like other human race,eehn?

Tufiakwa!
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Arrives Katsina For Sallah Celebration by hatchy: 6:20pm On Aug 30, 2017
He's only known for religious bigotry.

He has never visited any state officially to commission or inaugurate any project since he was elected president.

He came back from London not because he wants to come and take up his responsibilities but for religious reason.

2019 will surely be different because the mistake of 2015 has been learnt and noted.
RomanceRe: What Is That Thing Men Do Better Than Women & The Thing Women Do Better Than Men by hatchy: 8:38pm On Aug 29, 2017
Johngla:
Both men and women has their various things they do and believe they do it better than each other.

Someone like me now, i’m a man and there are so things i do which i know i did it far better than any women e.g cooking, kissing, washing etc.

What about You, What is that thing men do better than woman & the thing women do better than men?

Drop your comment
So you sat down conveniently and wrote this crap,eehn?

Even Englishmen will weep for seven days after reading this your murderous English.

PoliticsRe: See What Governor Udom Is Doing To Ensure 24 Hours Electricity In AKS by hatchy: 8:31pm On Aug 29, 2017
sarrki:
Is it a gas turbine ?

In power we have distribution, generation, which one is the governor doing

There should be a kind of story for the pix u post above
Dumb ass fuul.

Must you always comment and display your ignorance all the time in this forum?

Anuofia!
PoliticsRe: Funny President Rat Banner Warning Spotted In Lagos by hatchy: 8:20pm On Aug 29, 2017
Ajewealth123:
this one can also be categorized under HATE SPEECH o, this is purely HATE ADVERT
Oya oga lie Mohammed come and arrest them fa
There is nothing to hold against the author because no name was mentioned.

President can be anybody from the youth President, town union or market and club president.

No hate speech spotted, enugo!
HealthRe: This Is Why You Should Not Eat Snakes by hatchy: 8:16pm On Aug 29, 2017
Lalasticlala won't take this!

How dare you condemn the eating of his favourite dish,eehn!

Op You better tender an apology to him and all the snakeside Nairalanders before two years ban fall on you.

Ewu Gambia!
Christianity EtcRe: Does Juju Really Work? by hatchy: 7:16pm On Aug 29, 2017
Which kind Yeye question be this?

Don't you come from a home,village,clan or are you not African?

@ Op,If not that I have turned born again I would have sent one otumuokpo thru internet to test you so that you will know that Juju works.

CrimeRe: Gunmen Kidnap 11 Passengers In Rivers by hatchy: 6:32pm On Aug 29, 2017
This Wike is not fit to govern Rivers State. Since he became governor crime have increased more than ever witnessed in the history of the state and instead of fighting these criminals that he created out of his political ambition he is shouting Amaechi and Apc all the time even in places of worship.
EducationRe: ASUU Turns Down Invitation By FG For Talks by hatchy: 5:36pm On Aug 29, 2017
Keballl:
While you are busy blabbing away. How much did you pay as fees when compared to those reference Universities you mentioned.
I pay fees for six persons in the higher institution while you are still under your parents care who buy cloths,food,pay your school fees and buy you recharge card to subscribe for data so you can come online and display your ignorance and stupidity.

You are too small for me to engage in a discourse.
PoliticsRe: Breaking! Police Shoot Ipob Members Selling Biafran Flag In P/h, Arrest Many Now by hatchy: 5:26pm On Aug 29, 2017
This is what you get when you are brainwashed by the albino who will finally flee to overseas when the chips are down.

How can you be selling and distributing materials that probagates a state within a state and you expect the law enforcement agents to look the other way. It is a treasonable offence to sell or distribute flag or insignias of a secessionist group or state all in the name of freedom of speech.

I don't even know why Buhari is too lenient with these miscreants.
This CANNOT happen during OBJ's era,if in doubt ask Uwazuruike and the bloated noise maker Asari Dokubo what happened to them.
EducationRe: ASUU Turns Down Invitation By FG For Talks by hatchy: 4:37pm On Aug 29, 2017
ASSU have always been fighting for their selfish interest claiming to fight for a better educational system all the time.

What happened to our universities towing the part of universities in other clime by self funding through research and inventions.

Most universities have patent to products and do consulting to government and big organizations thereby realizing money to fund themselves. They receive little or nothing from government.

What ASSU is always asking for is funds for salaries increase and research grants that goes to private pockets

We need total restructuring of our educational system if we must survive as a Nation.
PoliticsRe: Wike Is The Worst Governor Rivers Has ever Seen – APC Slams PDP by hatchy: 1:38pm On Aug 29, 2017
Guyman02:
Funny APC.
Wike has done better than Amaechi and there is no argument about that
Its eighter you were still a toddler or you were living in Ghana when Amaechi was governor of Rivers State.Because if you lived in Rivers state you won't spew this trash here.

Amaechi built 350 model schools equipped with computer lab and internet with standby lister gen and over 400 modern health care center fully equipped and employed doctors and teachers to man them.
He built modern roads such that you see in overseas with underground drainage system and dualized all of these roads that were once single carriage.He did a lot that speak much in agriculture and industries.

His only sin is because he booted the ineffectual buffoon out of Aso Rock.They use lies and propaganda to paint this man so that he looks bad.

Wike can never match Amaechi in terms of his developmental strides.

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