₦airaland Forum

The miscreants will all hang themselves for hearing this from the wife of Late Ojukwu who led the people of the south east into a bitter war and later fled abandoning them to their faith.

This albino carrying himself like an emperor have started his own game of brainwashing the people and finally lead them to self destruction after which he will flee to the UK.

The elites should stand up against this guy because he is leading them to the red sea to be consumed instead of crossing it.

More earnings for the government but more poverty to the Niger Delta people.
Money earned from oil has oiled every part of the country except the owners of the resources. Lagos,Abuja and other cities were built with the money gotten from oil but the Niger delta as a whole is stricken by poverty with no roads,pipe borne water and good health facilities.

The injustice in this country will only be corrected by total restructuring where there will be total devolution of powers and resource control.

[quote author=emaxjey post=59739491]kk.......may God continue to help you Mr President..
God bless Nigeria
and lastly all the patriotic citizens that didn't say bad about you during your trip to London [/quote
Taaaah!

Buhari smelly boxer fall on you.

ecoeco:
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B4 you all start coming here to blame the husband

It doesn't make sense 4 d husband to call her 4 settlement nd den kill her nd leave her private parts jst like dat

This is wat actually happened

Husband : calls wife into the room
Wife: enters room(with facial expression of anger)

Husband : pls let us settle this matter i am sorry
Wife: thats wat u always say nd den u do it again useless man

Husband : i said i am sorry(looking a bit angry)
Wife : see ur mate ar living in 3 bedroom flat comfortably... But all u do is starve me nd d children in dis ur 1 room nd go around pursuing women with ur truck

Husband : (slaps wife)
Wife : (screams)terkaa You will kill me today(rushes to the door, locks it, puts d key in her bra)

Husband : you are very stupid
Wife : comes close to husband nd starts fighting him

They hand wrestle for bit...

Husband: (trying to avoid her blow)
Wide: (seeing she's not inflicting enough pain, bites him on the hand deep)

Husband : ahhhh ( angrily starts beating up wife)

Wife : you will kill me today (breaks free frm husband, rushes to the cupboard, brings out a hammer)

Husband : lucy don't try me o lucy
Wife: throws hammer at husband nd misses

Husband : rushes towards wife
Wife: (seeing husband drawing close rushes to pick up an axe)

Husband : (seeing wife picking up axe, grabs her collects the axe pushes her to the floor)
Wife : (stands up, rushes to the other end of the room nd picks up the second axe)

( Survival status kicks 4 both parties nd @ dis point anybdy can kill anybdy out of survival instincts)

Husband : hits wife first.... Sees his mistake.... Escapes frm the window

Underlining assumption :
1. The husband couldn't hav called her nd locked d door immediately

2. The husband couldn't hav used 2 axes nd a hammer jst to kill one woman

3 It has been proven that the female starts every domestic fight either by their words or action during conversation

4 99% of wat causes a quarrel btw a couple is either s*x related or money related

5. 99% of men will slap a woman who calls dem "useless ' or compares them to" their mates"

6. Since it's a 1 room apartment objects like axe nd hammer will be close @ any point in time


#Eco99#

FBI Agent.

But since you are a Buafraud,you will be recruited into the Biafra secret service.

Deal decisively with that stubborn mosquito called Nnamdi Cownu and his gang of miscreants stirring the crocodile infested waters.

Baba is back everybody buckle up and be on your lane or....

I strongly believe that the stubborn grasshopper will not make it for too long.Not wishing him death tho but from the look of things,he is really really not medically sound to face the rigors of that office.

The stubborn grasshopper is not doing this on his own,for left for him he would have long gone to rest to take care of his health, but because of not just the Aso rock cabal but the Northern emirs and elites whom he represent their interest.

Resign old man or go the way of the stubborn grasshopper!

Very nonsensical and idiotic talk from this people.
Thou I'm not a fan of Fayose but everyone has the constitutional and human right to criticize which is one of the ingredients of democratic governance.

Trailer load of Buhari cow dung fall on you people.

Anuofia!

You are very very right.
Most of your party men are mad.

Le' me call their names;
Fani Kayode
Ayo Fayose
Reno Omokri
Nnamdi Cownu and his gang of miscreants.

We thank you for this unclad truth; so call these your people to order before they make it to the market place.

That is a result of too much Alomo bitters, Oshogbo weed and tramadol.

Stay off drugs and alcoholic so you will live long.

Thank me later.

Mushroom groups and criminal gangs with bogus names all over the Niger delta,each claiming to represent the people but in reality fighting for their pockets just like that inflated balloon called Asari Dokubo.

When the ineffectual buffoon held sway in Aso rock he did nothing other than drinking wine while the national treasury was looted by his ministers and aids.He did not even provide ordinary pipe borne water to his community Otuoke,now you just wake up and begin to rant like a mad dog all the way from Lagos that there won't be election if there is no restructuring.

What happened to the Confab report that the buffoon convened,why didn't he have the political will to implement it?

Shame on you!

Oh my Goodness!

Which kind of prayers requires the rubbing of both genitals together to be answered,eehn!
Some people can be so foolish that you won't believe a grown adult can act like a child of two years.

Well, it is obvious that the babalawo(pastor) have been sleeping with not just with the younger sister but also with their mother as well.
Meanwhile the thing sweet the woman sotey she had orgasm.Had it not resulted to pregnancy nobody would have heard of it.

That is what happens to 90% of women who flock to prayer houses and miracle shops.

Nonsense!

SalamRushdie:
Impressive policing from the NPF I must say .They must look into every angle just to make sure nobody is playing smart ..The woman left herself open to suspicion the moment she took the child to her church instead of the nearest authorities and from there further took the child to another station outside the jurisdiction she claimed she saw the child ..I must say this is impressive policing and I stand with the Nigerian police on this ..Great call by the police

Your stupidity is of the highest oder.


Trailer load of Buhari cow dung fall on you.

This is my own drawing...

THE ACCOUNT OF THE AFFLICTIONS OF THE KING AND CHARLES THE SON OF OPUTA (Chapter 1)

1. And it came to pass that on the 7th day of the 8th month of the third year that king Buhari ascended to the throne of the kingdom that trouble broke out in the land for the king suffereth affliction.

2. And he departed to seek medication in a foreign country for his affliction was grave that the host of physicians in the land Faileth to cure.

3. And he proclaimed to the people saying, "I present unto thee this day Yemi, the son of Osinbanjo, my deputy who shall sit upon this throne and rule in my stead till I be made whole of my affiliation. All these that the book of the law might be fulfilled.

4. But after he hath tarried to come for ninety days and ninety nights that the people murmureth against the king.

5. And they saith one man to the other; howbeit the king took pleasure in a foreign land when his kingdom lieth dissolate?

6. For the king bringeth much tribulation upon us and yet taketh refuge in a foreign land where he took counsel and make merry with foreign noble men.

7. But many said, surely, the king hath gave up the ghost to joined his fathers for no physician can make him whole of his affliction

8. And Charles, by the name Charlie Boy, who was also called Area Father, the son of Oputa, a noble man who judgeth over the people and dealeth deligently according to his duty before he rest with his father when he was old and full of age, took counsel among the people

9. For Charles is popular among the people for he ministereth in psalms with timberel, string instrument and organs and lived northward of the city of the great king. He rideth great horses of iron.

10. And he declared according to this words unto the people. "Brethren, I beseech thee this day, arise and gird thy loins for we shall march even unto the fountain of unity in the city of the great king.

11. And we shall march across the streets of the city even to the court of the great king and proclaim this words saying, 'return O ye king to thy kingdom to rule over thy people or ye shall be no king over us' .

12. And he named the congregation of men that followeth him "Our Mumu Don Do" which is translated to mean "enough of our folly"

13. For seven days and seven nights they marched upon the streets of the city and declared according to the words of Charlie Boy. But the watch men of the city contendeth with them and Charles fell upon his face.

14. And a certain adviser to the king by the name Garba the son of Shehu who dweleth in the court of the king declareth these words saying:

15. Verily verily I say unto thee, the king is made whole of his affliction and shall return to rule over the kingdom soon. Moreso, he dealeth diligently according to the books of the law before his sojourn to the foreign country. In like manner declareth Lai the son of Mohammed.

16. And it came to pass that when Charles the son of Oputa and his men marched unto the market of Wuse to to declare their message that the brethren of the king who buy and sell therein were wroth with anger

17. And they saith one man to the other, let us take hold of Charles that we might put him to death, even the son of Oputa, for he bringeth reproach upon the king.

18. And when they came to take hold of him by the garment so they may behead him, that he ran and escaped from amongst them. Not a few stones were cast upon him that day.

19. At the twilight of the next day, Charles who is also called Area Father, rose and declared to his congregation, be still for we shall put a hold on this march until the Spirit leadeth.
Alas...the king returned and even the Wike(d) one was among those that went to welcome him at the city gate and great will their folly be!!!

What kind of accident is this,eehn.
From what i see in the pictures posted there was nothing like accident but a carefully parked car by the owner or driver with little pencil scratch.

Op is an alarmist who wants to create panic over little thing.

Buhari newly formed Nigeria poo fall on you!

Its for yet to be married person whether male or female

All these Yeye bloggers posting rubbish online sef!

Blogger who can't post ordinary picture but looking for traffic,is that one a blogger?

Bushpuppy should allow us hear word biko nu.

How much does this guy have that he always like to pick quarrel with people all the time,eehn!

If he does not humble himself he will crash and go into extinction.

That is the law of nature.

What set of Africans are these people for God sake,eehn!

They have made this man a demigod because he helped to fight for independent of Zimbabwe which turned around to bastardized its economy and people.

African black mentality at the highest order.

Tho I'm not in support of Nnamdi Kanu modus operandi of his Biafra agitation but any attempt to bring him back to jail will boost him and make him and his rascals more acceptable in the south east.

Government should just let him continue in his macabre dance and then plant self destructive elements within the organization to bring to its end,that is how modern societies work and not by open confrontation with its security apparatus.

He doesn't speak English again.

Hmmmm

Honesty I totally disagree because there will be shortage of Oloshos.
These girls pretend a lot and don't go out whenever they are at home.They wear Deeper Life cloths and gown that covers all over and plate Mgbueke kind of hair style go to every church programms and sing in angelic voice,so where would they have the chance to service people like us.

Runs babes are available anytime anywhere when school is in session for less fee.

ASUU should please call off this strike for humanity sake.Please consider the plight of those of us who find solace in these gurls,biko nu!

Just imagine a whole President that was voted to rule over a country confidently relaxed and watching TV and laughing with his yellow gworo teeth in a strange country for over 100 days and some people don't see anything wrong in that,abi?

Nigeria is in the brink of disintegration and nobody seem to care and the few voice that spoke up are laughed at and called all sorts of names.

The mighty Iroko tree in my village fall on those holding us to ransom in this country.

Just imagine a whole President that was voted to rule over a country confidently relaxed and watching TV and laughing with his yellow gworo teeth in strange country for over 100 days and some people don't see anything wrong in that,abi?

Nigeria is in the brink of disintegration and nobody seem to care and the few voice that spoke up are laughed at and called all sorts of names.

The mighty Iroko tree in my village fall on those holding us to ransom in this country.

Let me call Gbenga my auto dealer to send one of this toy to my garage by Monday before all these Yahoo Yahoo small boys begin to use it carry firewood for Lagos

I know many of you won't believe me because I'm not Bushpuppy abi na Hushpuppy be him name.

linusbnn:
We stand on No election in Anambra state and the whole of Biafra land. Our director knows that too well. Channels Tv should have waited to hear from IPOB directorate as Mazi Nnamdi Kanu requested. NO ELECTION GOD IS OUR WITNESS.

Taaaaaah!

Go and sit down.
When gbege start now na your blood dem go use clean ground,animal.

Buhari cow dung fall on you.

Why ban my favourite body cream na,why! why!...

But you allowed all the bitters like Yoyo bitters, Alamo bitters,Sweet bitters,Baby oku ....

I will protest tomorrow in the market place for this man inhumanity to man.

Tolexander:
He go still reap the reward in tithe and offering multiple folds when his church is fully grounded in Sierra Leone.
Na awareness he go create to the Sierra Leoneans

Trailer of Buhari cow dung fall on you.

Anuofia!