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Car Talk › Re: 10 Mind Blowing Car Facts You Need To Know by hatchy: 7:15pm On Jul 22, 2017
11. Innoson motors take just three hours to assemble because all the materials are sourced locally in Nnewi from "mgbuka" traders.
Politics › Re: Pray For Buhari- President Of Guinea Tells His Citizens by hatchy: 11:02am On Jul 22, 2017
Oga President abeg face your country and keep the prayers for Guinea.
Meanwhile..AM NOT COMING BACK, BUHARI TELLS NIGERIANS
Pellow Naijerians I heard zat you fiful are conflaining zat I habe been missing in action por too long like a gwost worker, some fiful said I habe mobed za goment prom Naijeriya to Lonzon, while my suforters are fraying por me to kwum back soon. I am not kwoming back.
Why should I Kwom back to za kwontiri that za citizens don't habe resfect por za fresident and commander in chiep op za arm porces, a kwontiri dat makes me sick like never bepor? Walahi, I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri dat I can't habe rest feacefuly wizout fiful shouting zat I should attend Pederal Exicuutive Council meetings and stof attending Pridays Juma'at frayers? Walahi, I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri that za oza time I tra eled and was releasing fictures, za fiful started saying za fictures were potoshofs? Walahi I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri zat za Senate cannot eben inporm me bepore zey made his Seselency, Fropesuar Yomi Osibande za Bice Fresident, zat I made za Kwodinata op National Apears, an acting fresident? Zis is disresfect and disafoinmet to my ferson and oppice. Walahi I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri zat za fiful are either frostesting por piscal pedralism or tutal seferation? Walahi I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri zat Pemi Pani Kayode and Payose are jas tarking any hahu against me, my feaceful fiful and my farty, za All Frogressives Confidence, and fiful are fraising them on Pesbook? Chai! I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri dat za Sufrime Court has resurrected za Fifuls Democratic Farty by rulling in pevour of Makarpi against Sheripp my frepaad candidate? Walahi, I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri that hyenas and jackals are all over ze flace attacking weaker animals zat are fraying por me? Kai! I am not kwoming back.
I am not kwoming back, but I can ashua you fiful dat you wili miss me and begi me to kwom back, but por now, I am not kwoming back.
Zank you beri much.
Politics › Re: Breaking News : Biafran Agitators Granted Referendum By The US (VIDEO) by hatchy: 10:56am On Jul 22, 2017
Very childish talk.So if the US grants you referendum who will conduct it without the Nigerian state.

I don't know why most of you are educated fools to know that
Nigeria is a sovereign state and cannot be coerced into conducting a referendum except it wishes so.
Most Ipob are miscreants who don't know left from right and depend on propaganda churned out from Radio Biafra by that charlatan called Cownu and his gang of dreamers.

We are waiting for when your US will come and conduct a referendum in Nigeria.

Ndi Iberibe!
Politics › Re: Buhari: Femi Adesina Talks About What Will Happen When Buhari Finally Returns by hatchy: 10:25am On Jul 22, 2017
AM NOT COMING BACK, BUHARI TELLS NIGERIANS
Pellow Naijerians I heard zat you fiful are conflaining zat I habe been missing in action por too long like a gwost worker, some fiful said I habe mobed za goment prom Naijeriya to Lonzon, while my suforters are fraying por me to kwum back soon. I am not kwoming back.
Why should I Kwom back to za kwontiri that za citizens don't habe resfect por za fresident and commander in chiep op za arm porces, a kwontiri dat makes me sick like never bepor? Walahi, I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri dat I can't habe rest feacefuly wizout fiful shouting zat I should attend Pederal Exicuutive Council meetings and stof attending Pridays Juma'at frayers? Walahi, I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri that za oza time I tra eled and was releasing fictures, za fiful started saying za fictures were potoshofs? Walahi I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri zat za Senate cannot eben inporm me bepore zey made his Seselency, Fropesuar Yomi Osibande za Bice Fresident, zat I made za Kwodinata op National Apears, an acting fresident? Zis is disresfect and disafoinmet to my ferson and oppice. Walahi I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri zat za fiful are either frostesting por piscal pedralism or tutal seferation? Walahi I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri zat Pemi Pani Kayode and Payose are jas tarking any hahu against me, my feaceful fiful and my farty, za All Frogressives Confidence, and fiful are fraising them on Pesbook? Chai! I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri dat za Sufrime Court has resurrected za Fifuls Democratic Farty by rulling in pevour of Makarpi against Sheripp my frepaad candidate? Walahi, I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri that hyenas and jackals are all over ze flace attacking weaker animals zat are fraying por me? Kai! I am not kwoming back.
I am not kwoming back, but I can ashua you fiful dat you wili miss me and begi me to kwom back, but por now, I am not kwoming back.
Zank you beri much.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Viral Photo Of Vladimir Putin In A Massive Downpour Without An Umbrella by hatchy: 9:29am On Jul 22, 2017
Tough,humility and honesty.
That is a true leader who leads by example. He said "soldiers fought day and night and in all weather" so he ain't different, he won't melt.

Unfortunately this kind of leadership is lacking in my country Nigeria where police orderly lace the shoes of ministers,hold hand bags for madam and police with riffle holds umbrella for a commissioner.

Buhari dare not try this,he will be carried like a dead log to the cemetery. A result of electing people who are supposed to be playing ludo and watching CNN with their grand children in their sitting room but prefer to remain in power till obituary falls on them.
Politics › Re: See What A Kogi Commissioner Gifted A Mosque That Got People Talking by hatchy: 9:10am On Jul 22, 2017
Chai! Government officials around that region are known for gifting ridiculous items.

Wheelbarrow.

Digger.

Shovel.

Iron trap.

and now...

I "better pass my neighbor"

Anyway half bread is better than chin chin.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Shocks Wike, Says Biafra Capital Will Be Rivers State by hatchy: 8:54am On Jul 22, 2017
Hmmm
Crime › Re: Zimbabwean Man Killed By His Half Brothers While Having Sex With Stepmum In Bush by hatchy: 8:46am On Jul 22, 2017
What did you do to your mother who allowed him have sex with her in the bush?
The woman is also responsible for the step son's death because she consented to the sexual act and should be jailed also.

Fear WOMEN,then fear NORTH
Politics › Re: Fayose: Nigerians Must Reject Apc's Committee On Restructuring by hatchy: 8:33am On Jul 22, 2017
Apc should never be trusted for whatever reason.If they tell you to wait,then go. Apc is synonymous with lies and deceit,a party built on propaganda can never be trusted.

This committee is another ploy to deceive Nigerians and make them believe they really care, where as they don't.
If truly truly and in all sincerity Apc government cares,then it should implement the 2014 confab report because it contains 99% of the solutions of restructuring of the country.
Politics › Re: Quit Notice: Don’t Go, Yerima, Arewa Youths Leader Begs Igbo by hatchy: 8:05am On Jul 22, 2017
.w
Politics › Re: Anambra Gov'ship : Court Stops APGA Faction Primary by hatchy: 8:01am On Jul 22, 2017
Apga
Politics › Re: The Cry Of Those Ipob Member Arrested Along With Nnamdi Kanu by hatchy: 7:56am On Jul 22, 2017
Biafra is a fraud.

Nnamdi Cownu is the chief scammer.

Ipob are the victims of scam.

Don't mind the miscreants who are all brainwashed by this Cow to cause public disorder and even commit suicide because of him while his own family is resident in the UK.

Nnamdi Cownu will still use and dump all of them when he finally achieve his selfish aim.Those guys in prison helped him to mount radio transmitters on MTN mast which enabled him transmit his propaganda and hate messages against Nigerians.
Today Cownu has become their hero while those ones languish in jail eating watery beans...
Nairaland General › Re: Astonishing Moment A Crocodile RETURNS The Body Of A Man It Killed A Day Earlier by hatchy: 7:34am On Jul 22, 2017
Na wao! Power pass Power.
Mammi water tins!

Let atheists and science come and explain how possible this could be if not spiritual.
There are unseen forces ruling the universe but there is one above all,he is Alfa and Omega.


JEHOVAH!
Romance › Re: Man In Serious Trouble After handling His Aunt's Breasts And Bum by hatchy: 7:27am On Jul 22, 2017
Suspended sentence on good behavior? If so people in that community will start handling with breast and bum bum.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Blast Lai Mohammed " Buhari Elected By Nigerians Not Consumed In Nig by hatchy: 7:03am On Jul 22, 2017
AM NOT COMING BACK, BUHARI TELLS NIGERIANS
Pellow Naijerians I heard zat you fiful are conflaining zat I habe been missing in action por too long like a gwost worker, some fiful said I habe mobed za goment prom Naijeriya to Lonzon, while my suforters are fraying por me to kwum back soon. I am not kwoming back.
Why should I Kwom back to za kwontiri that za citizens don't habe resfect por za fresident and commander in chiep op za arm porces, a kwontiri dat makes me sick like never bepor? Walahi, I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri dat I can't habe rest feacefuly wizout fiful shouting zat I should attend Pederal Exicuutive Council meetings and stof attending Pridays Juma'at frayers? Walahi, I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri that za oza time I tra eled and was releasing fictures, za fiful started saying za fictures were potoshofs? Walahi I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri zat za Senate cannot eben inporm me bepore zey made his Seselency, Fropesuar Yomi Osibande za Bice Fresident, zat I made za Kwodinata op National Apears, an acting fresident? Zis is disresfect and disafoinmet to my ferson and oppice. Walahi I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri zat za fiful are either frostesting por piscal pedralism or tutal seferation? Walahi I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri zat Pemi Pani Kayode and Payose are jas tarking any hahu against me, my feaceful fiful and my farty, za All Frogressives Confidence, and fiful are fraising them on Pesbook? Chai! I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri dat za Sufrime Court has resurrected za Fifuls Democratic Farty by rulling in pevour of Makarpi against Sheripp my frepaad candidate? Walahi, I am not kwoming back.
Why should I kwom back to za kwontiri that hyenas and jackals are all over ze flace attacking weaker animals zat are fraying por me? Kai! I am not kwoming back.
I am not kwoming back, but I can ashua you fiful dat you wili miss me and begi me to kwom back, but por now, I am not kwoming back.
Christianity Etc › Re: Space Isn't Real, There Are No Satellites And There Is No Jesus Christ. by hatchy: 10:05pm On Jul 21, 2017
Nothing would have stopped me from arranging at least six hefty men to catch this op, put him in chains and take him straight to psychiatric hospital if i had set my eyes on him.

I know him very well,he have not taken his medications since he escaped from the psychiatric place.

Meanwhile i will upload his pictures soon for the general public to beware.
Celebrities › Re: Tonytetuila Is Back With New Hairstyle by hatchy: 9:56pm On Jul 21, 2017
This guy wey get frog voice.
His time is past.

And what kind of mad person hair style be that,eehn?

Some yeyebrities sef!
Politics › Re: Rejoinder On Islamisation Of Nigeria Propaganda by hatchy: 9:52pm On Jul 21, 2017
So you sat down comfortably behind your keyboard and typed this trash eehn?

Amadioha,Sango and all the gods of the land fall on you and your entire generation.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu On Top Of His Car Waving At His Supporters In Igweocha, Rivers by hatchy: 9:29pm On Jul 21, 2017
FUCKyouALL:
are you done talking? Mad man are you done talking? Hell fire locate you
Lorry load of Cow(nu) fall on you and your generation.

Nwa Mmefu!
Christianity Etc › Re: If You Were Adam, What Will You Have Done? by hatchy: 7:21pm On Jul 21, 2017
Apple is very costly commodity now.I and Eve would have plucked enough to sell in fruit garden market here in port Harcourt to offset some of our financial bills.

Period.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu On Top Of His Car Waving At His Supporters In Igweocha, Rivers by hatchy: 7:16pm On Jul 21, 2017
dudebuck:
GO AND HANG YOURSELF, I SAID, GO AND HANG YOUR SELF! KPOKWA nne gi na nna gi ndi anumanu. Ha ga asi gi eeh nwa anyi i meela nke oma.
This my comment pain you reach your bone marrow,why?
Instead of you to think of how to become useful in life,don't drink snipper because of my comment o.

Ewu Gambia!
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu On Top Of His Car Waving At His Supporters In Igweocha, Rivers by hatchy: 6:57pm On Jul 21, 2017
All I see around him are miscreants ready to cause public disorder because of one Cownu.

Very very soon their eyes will be cleansed after scamming them.

Ndi Anumanu!
Politics › Re: Do You Know Who Your Local Government Chairman Is? by hatchy: 6:15pm On Jul 21, 2017
Wiked Wike appoints his boys from the same cult as caretaker chairmen rather than election for over two years now.
There is no way people like me will know these people as they are not popular and represent no one except their master that appointed them.

I will wait till 2019 to know who my Local Government Chairman is.
Crime › Re: Taxi Driver Kills Ngam Nwachukwu, Ex-Ambassador, Steals His Car In Abuja (Pics) by hatchy: 3:59pm On Jul 21, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Which ex-Ambasaador drives a Lexus RX300?
Why do you spew rubbish all the time?
Must he drive G-Wagon because he was an ambassador. What is wrong with living a modest life,or you think it's everybody that like to show off.

Think before you type.
Crime › Re: Murder Suspect’s Son Tells Police: ‘Dad Told Me To Say Mum Drank Sniper’ (pic) by hatchy: 10:35am On Jul 21, 2017
Murderers. The husband and his brother killed his wife and staged her death like suicide and and gave her palm oil.

What a wicked world we live in, mother against children, husband against wife,tribe against tribe, nation against nation. It is written in the scriptures.

I don't know why Angel Michael is still holding the trumpet and not doing the needful.
Politics › Re: Compel Osinbajo-led FEC To Declare Buhari Unfit, Court Told by hatchy: 9:30am On Jul 21, 2017
sarrki:
You are a patriot
And you are enemy of the state for supporting that a brain dead and incapacitated man to continue holding this great Nation under his armpit.

I spit on your comment.
Crime › Re: Osun Court Sentences Man To Death By Hanging For Robbing N3,420 by hatchy: 5:27pm On Jul 20, 2017
Chisos!!
What da heck with this people.
Just because he's poor abi?
Meanwhile Saraki and all those who looted this country dried are walking the street free and throwing parties and recieving titles and Doctorate degrees here and there.

Chai! God where are you?
Why is Angel Michael still playing with the trumpet without sounding it,eehn?

I weep for this country, honestly.
Politics › Re: See The New Date President Buhari Have Planned On Coming Back From London by hatchy: 8:00am On Jul 20, 2017
What is he coming back to do for God sake. Can't this Cabal leave this dying man with his hard luck to exhaust all his tenure there?
The name Buhari is an epitome of hardship,religious bigotry, economic quagmire, nepotism and visionless leadership.
His return will take us back to square one and reverse what ever progress made in the past 70 days he's been away to London.

I pray his plane develop serious fault that will take another two months to fix before coming back; at least we should be almost the end of the year.
Nairaland General › Re: In Southern Kaduna Crisis, 37 Feared Killed Others Injured by hatchy: 10:53pm On Jul 19, 2017
Gman4real:
See as u dey talk like say u go fit fight if them invite u
I'm not a coward like you.

Meanwhile get off my mention,I don't engage kids in discussion.

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