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This was delicious.

I miss Cococandy and Dyt.

[quote author= post=93387810]Photography is rated 10/10.
Food is rated 10/10.

For the snatching of people's girlfriends and wives,
We no know about dat one o!
Odikwa risky!
Ehn ehn.......[/quote]

Thank you.

Prestonn:
Village kitchen


One of my best spaghetti recipe... The taste is out of this world.. Less time and small ingredients needed.

INGREDIENTS
●Extra virgin olive oil
●Garlic
●parsley
●Tomatoes
●Scampi
●White wine
●pepper Flakes


1.....In a saucepan heat up some olive oil...Add your chopped garlic.. immediately you start getting the fragrant, put in your chopped tomatoes.

2.....Put in some parsley without chop, Cook for one minute.

3.....Add your scampi or shrimp.Cook until pink after 2 minute take out the parsley from the pan.

4.....Add a cup of white wine and season with pepper flakes cook for one minute.

5.....Take out the scampi and add your cook spaghetti and toss to coat, adding reserved pasta water like half cup and continue tossing until the water become creamy. At this stage the spaghetti cooking process continues. Then taste for salt.

6.....Return your scampi back to the pot, add some chopped parsley and little extra virgin olive oil.. Your pasta is ready.


NOTE

1...... Always drain your pasta three minutes before the recommended cook time

3......Not all recipe you add Curry, Thyme, Crayfish, seasoning cub like Maggi.. some of this things take away the natural flavour from the meal.

2....... Always reserve some water from your cook spaghetti, because you will need it later... The spaghetti water make the meal sweeter

3......After adding your pasta water, taste for salt before adding extra salt to your sauce, because the pasta water is already salty.



☆ Ignore the many parsley on the second photo... someone was trying to imitate Nusret Gokce (Salt Bea)

I liked your picture until I saw a dirty dish in the second picture then I unliked.

Pronmix:
Before and After

How?

Akposy:
I think you can. I have received money from abroad without knowing the person's identity

pocohantas:
I think your fellow diasporans would be in a better position to tell. They use them.

I will ask around. Thank you.

pocohantas:
I know people use lots of third-party apps to do such and their actual names won’t show to the recipient.

Healthy eating as usual, I will try to be like you.

Do you know these apps? Are they safe?

Be like me and have two treats of ice cream afterwards.

I had to get rid of the spinach in my freezer.

Pocohantas, can I transfer money to Nigeria without revealing my identity or is it against money laundering laws even if it is not much money?

Palema007:
They most likely fed on their Mama's oestrogen instead of food nutrients. They are so insecure and immature! It's worrisome! I fear for the next generation.

You must visit the food section. There you will meet a different type of men (insert emoji with hearts). Completely secure in their manliness, free from pettiness.

MrColdsweat:
Why would a man wish he were something where other men dump their semen?

Maybe because then you wouldn't have to carry 'the dump' everywhere you go every day for the rest of your life.

Palema007:
. The other time I talked about swap in gender behavior, the guy's thought I was making it up but it's the reality. A thread reads: Ladies how would you like to be asked out, first 3 pages nah guys comments. Another reads: Ladies how do you feel when you are sexually high, 90% of the comments were from guys.
Ladies tell us about your Period, suddenly Nl guys are the ones experiencing mensuration . Oginni? What self?

Still the same guy will lie against you that you want relationship and you send pm. What's it? Make them kuku collect veejay give us prick nah!

Something was in the water when their mamas were pregnant with them. It seems they have too much of the female hormones to be so confused about their gender. It also explains the excessive need to come off as super tough.

Palema007:
It is Sister's code, the thread is directed to ladies. 90% of the commenters are guys. Have you no shame? Always chochocho in everything! Hain!

As expected. I am slowly beginning to believe that many Nigerian men secretly wish they were women.

Sexyjigga:

Mariah is just too much... Got nothing but mad love for her extraordinary whistle notes and vocal range..Her voice made me obsessed with her for years. And she has an exceptional way of producing her songs

Tell me about it.

Sexyjigga:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIhI23gBBPQ

A beautiful slow tempo ballad from one of the greatest voices in music ❤❤❤

I was listening to Mariah just yesterday.

This song is so beautiful and this one too.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW7XIFsZbVc

Iceyjayzz:
I can see you don't have any manners, I guess that's what they thought you too because it's very obvious,

if you know you can't discipline your kids the right way, there's no need giving birth to any kids, don't make your kids be a menace to the country, spank him/her if they are wrong, punish them and talk sense into them, that's how a responsible crude and abusive parent should treat their children.

Fixed.

Iceyjayzz:
Abusive for disciplining my kids? you think like a typical Nigerian girl it's obvious, who knows you might be a teenager like the girl that was beaten.

You are abusive for allowing other people treat your kids worse than how the animals are treated in my household.

Iceyjayzz:
I do really pity you, the reason why the kids in America acts foolish and wayward is because they have enough liberty to do whatever they wanna do, if your kid steal Don't knock sense into their head you hear? encourage/advice them to steal more you hear? Irresponsible mother.

I see how well you turned out with all the beatings you received and the average Nigerian too so go knock your head against the wall some more. It won't make much of a different at this point.

Ishilove:
Yes dear. He is still unconscious.

I am really sorry Ishilove. I know pets are like family members. I spent a lot of money on my last dog in her last years to keep her alive and I am glad I did because I still miss her. I pray your doggie recovers. Take heart dear.

Ishilove, I saw you posting something about your pet. Is it your dog fighting for his life?

Iceyjayzz:
Well I don't blame you, like I said earlier your kids will slap and beat shít outta you and you won't be able to do anything, thank God I can never marry an irresponsible woman like you.

No you will marry your kind and raise re.tards because the beatings you two will give them will kill enough brain cells.

Petyprincess:
Never seen you insulting lol

If he thinks that this is how children should be treated then he is abusive. This is not an insult, this is a fact.

Iceyjayzz:
Irresponsible mother. I won't be surprised if your kids start beating you when they get older, keep spoiling them you hear.

Abusive father. I won't be surprised if you raise ret.arded kids from all the beatings they receive from you and other people you allow to beat them.

lakesidepapa:
No, Perfectly healthy couples would find it easy to conceive.. The keyword here is "PERFECTLY HEALTHY" unless they're not. The ovulation days is the fertile days and that's the best days for healthy couples to conceive.

There are couples who have problems conceiving even though they have no medical condition.

Iceyjayzz:
Irresponsible mother

Abusive father.

Iceyjayzz:
I will repeat it again, you are not a responsible mother.

You are a psycho father.

I always laugh when I see protectively brought up privileged kids act gangster. They don't know what they are talking about. They see the minuscule percentage of thugs who made it in life (American rappers) and think that thug life is all glam and luxury.

Here is what to do. Like dangermouse suggested, he must get to know what a less privileged life looks like. For him to be wearing Gucci belts and expensive underwear means that you are sponsoring this lifestyle since he hasn't got a job. First of all, don't sponsor his excesses. Let him work for anything he wants. Take away some of the luxury he enjoys and tell him that since he is so cool, he will find a way to buy it with his own money. Secondly, tell the laundry maid not to wash his clothes anymore. If he complains, tell him that gangsters don't have laundry maids. Let him explore 'gangster life' bit by bit.

In Ishilove voice: Emancipate yourself from mental retardation OP!

mariahAngel:
Today, I made grilled fish and peppered fried yam to go with it.

Amazing.

lakesidepapa:
OVULATION PERIOD: This is time to get pregnant without stress. This is 2 weeks after your period or 2 weeks before your next period.
Here's a simple way to calculate your ovulation (unsafe) period for 30 days cycle.
1. From the first day you see the blood of your period.
2. Pick up a calendar and count 15 days including the first day of the blood stain.
3. Mark the 15th day with a pen.
4. Mark 3 days before the 15th day, and mark 3 days after the 15th day.
6. You will notice you have 7 days marked.
These 7 days are your ovulation/fertile days also known as unsafe period.
That is if you have sex on any of these days, then you have 98% chances of being pregnant. simple as ABC.

If it was so simple perfectly healthy couples would not struggle to conceive but some are. The fertile window is considered to last for six days but the egg is only viable for 12-16 hours after ovulation.

Iceyjayzz:
You are not a responsible mom then

Since you are not the father of my children, this is not your problem. Let some psycho teachers beat your kids but don't dare try it with mine.