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Teaser4: When the portal is open for registration....esp when you are ask to request for bedspace pls don't dull urslf...u must act fast,don't be caught off guard...that's why u must stick to the portal More than nairaland..freshmen its advisable u stay on campus for ur 1st year...nd don't make any mistake...Cos u will be ask to select ur gender...if u make mistake you will get wrong hostel...hope u understand that...

hmmm, u min like a male getting a female hostel?
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that will be awesome

Teaser4: yuppie....how are u doing bro...

me just dey like dele giwa

Lickingleks: eeyah... Sori 2 hear dat. Wel, i'm badly in nid of cash. I cld REMIND u if u cn afford my services

i see

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]4r$ LAGOS TO IFE NAAA[/quote]and when u min ife, do u min ur skul or is dat where u reside?

shakaz: I wish money is the only thing involved.

u can as well tell us what we dont know

Lickingleks: in questions lyk dat, dey giv a limit. 4 example, dey myt say T={all multiples of 7 wich r less dan 100} bt here, der's ntn lyk dat. D multiples of 7 continue 2 infinity, i.e, dey r endless. D same goes 4 13. If T is a set of all multiples of 7 n S is a set of all multiples of 13, den TnS is d set of al integers dat r multiples of both 7 n 13. 91 is d 1st of such numbas. If u continue 2 ryt dem out, u'll find dat der's no end 2 dem. Hence, d set is indefinite n continues til infinity

OMG!!!! I guess all these things were entering my right ear and passing out tru d left when my maths teacher was teaching dis things in class. Smh for me

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]Sir, I'm happy to say that l landed in ife town some hours ago, l just have to thank God for the journey mercy ooo.
Thanks to @hausa, @miss_law, @damboy 4 d successful search.
@hausa, u bad gaan ooo, d way you e-search 4 me, makes me think, you r n EFCC agent or a SPY #stillnotsure
@tosin_acca, thanks for reporting to d right authourity.[/quote]by dis time? Where re u coming from?

TOSIN ACCA: @HAUSA,MISS LAW and DAMBOY:
Thanks for finding BINTI.
@BINTI: E ka bo sir.Nibo le lo lati ano.

stop using binti as ur surety cos if he misses again.....
...hmmmmmm....

TOSIN ACCA: @HAUSA: POSITIVE ADDICTION you may want to say.

hmmm, maybe yes

Damboy96: Ibadan, Oyostate

think mine is cheap cos it was in far damaturu - yobe state

TOSIN ACCA: Since you want to know:
WAEC-C4, ume:61 and pume:77.
I guess what really matters is to keep improving yourself day in day out.I don't know why: even if I don't read in a day, a maths quest ion must be solved.
I'm not a math guru-still a LEARNER.

dis one don enta addiction ooo

Damboy96: Lost while searching for BINTI

speaking of d devil...
And suddenly he appears

shanny001: thnks alot...i tink I'll consider takin jamb agen

while @ ife or babcock

Teaser4: Sup guys....

as u can see...

kristana: na wah o. .

pure

shanny001: thanks guys... i rili wana study in oau.i cld always do my bst n come out tops in mcb or switch to med wen i gt high grades,ryt?

right.
OR;
if u like u can rewrite jamb again while u are at it. Since u wud hav been in skul already, u'll be more concentrated.
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but let me honestly tell u what i saw in one of d notice boards in ife one day;
am giving example (dis is not d names i saw o)
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1. Akin soye - dentistry
2. isaac lawan - dentistry
3. Daniel egwoke - biochemistry
4. Nduoma ikwumeleze - microbiology,
etc.
The following names hav been rejected d chance to study medicine because d bla bla bla is too overpopulated and etc. Therefore u are advised to continue with your course of study.
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cant remember exactly all d wordings but i read something like dis.
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i hope such doesnt happen to u.
Amen

TOSIN ACCA: I guess that was harmlessly and 'sweatlessly' done.
What course are you in for?And don't get angry when I come running to you in campus to solicit your MATHEMATICAL HELP.
So fellows, LICKELENGS helped us with the answer:
E.

thats good. Am gonna need him too when am in d same situation

Damboy96: Thats it. Mine is even 4000 naira.

thats apalling. Which state is ur sec skul in?

kristana: i tink i agree wit u. .my sis cald to tel me d same thing. .she also sed eportal wil b updated a week to resumptn. .som pipo ar stil writn exams so dy r kinda busy.

still writing exams?
Are u kidding me?

TOSIN ACCA: Is this a SLANG OR WHAT? Can you make a sentence with it?

persona non grata naaaa
oga ooooo

TOSIN ACCA: Now BINTILAYE has gone AWOL again!
Need we form a search party?
I guess HAUSA will lead the team ably assisted by MISS LAW.You two should remember your POSTS ABOUT KEEPING FIT, shouldn't you?
Don't crucify me O!
Just kidding.

interesting to note that u still remember.
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by d way, did u act as a surety for binti?
Seems ure scared dat if he escapes, u might be captured isnt it?

TOSIN ACCA: Sometimes I wonder how some simple questions seem to defy solution at the first instance.
Try out this:
If S is the set of positive integers that are multiples of 7, and if T is the set of positive integers that are multiples of 13, how many integers are in the intersection of S and T?
(A) None
(B) One
(C) Seven
(D) Thirteen
(E) More than thirteen

Kindly give a succint explanation to support your answer.Don't just guess.

dis guy must be such a maths guru.
What did u get in maths during waec? A1 i reckon. Wat bout jamb maths? Must have been 88. and d maths postume? i die if its not 94.
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if all dis doesnt tally with what i said, then waec, jamb and oau really needs to be called by d ministry of education for questioning.

shanny001: I'm an xpredite,i applied for med bt i got mcb in oau.my uncle hrd abt ds nd decided to gt me into babcock to read med nd he's goin to sponsor me for 3yrs. I'm confused because i dnt lyk priv8 unis(lack of freedom) bt i knw i may spend mur Dan 4yrs in oau for a 4yr-course cos of strikes.pls guys,i nid ur help.wat skul shld i pick nd y?

it depends on wat u want really.
If its medicine u really want to study, then thats your chance and forget bout freedom.
No matter what, u'll still get the freedom u need.
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and let me say dis....this is d first time am reading bout someone who is for medicine talking bout freedom. Even those in ife, unn, unilag, u.i, etc hav all d freedom but they personaly squash it simply cos they know exactly what they are going for.
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But if its just one of those courses u can decide to do away with, then come to ife and study microbiology. I assure u that u'll spend just four years and dats all

TOSIN ACCA: I think it should be A PERSONA NON GRATA.
80% sure.Been a while I read GOVT.

really? Cos i know p-n-g simply means an unaccepted or unwelcomed person

Damboy96: yeah

dat will be even good for me sef.
But is der a big deal in getting ur statement?
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my sec skul is even annoying. Collecting 2,000 for every result i demand. Including testimonial

Fynestboi: i knw there s high range of diff, bt wat of if d pesn had payed 170k 4 deir fee, and later decide to stop gng due to d fact dat he gain admisn tø oau? Is deir sense in it?

hmmmm, anyway...

Damboy96: They dont offer Law but they gave me the course i choosed. But uniport dont accept 2nd choice, i was admitted because my father is a professor there.

hmmm, staff kid
so did oau give u law? Also, wat course did port give u?

Damboy96: But my brother in skul told me that i can use the printout.

is he in ife

Yhemit: Hausa¤ i don't gat u plz.

sorry dats an error. Av removed it

Hermienart: Pls during registration, is it compulsary we use statement of result or we can also use the print out cos am confused.

statement. Though am yet to get it.
I have my originals but der was a mistake in my month of birth, so am gonna leav it for now.
In order words, i've ordered for the statement