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Lickingleks: madam, wich 1 u don ryt? Gloatkenf, nyc 1 jare. If at dis age, u're able 2 deliber8ly depict confusion in an appealin manner, i cn only dare 2 imagine wat u'ld do in d nxt 10 yrs. Godzbeloved, no offence is intended, bt such criticism at dis stage cld ruin a persn's drimz. Leave him be pls

TOSIN ACCA: Lazarro's last movie polarized viewers: while many ------- the filmfor its artfully directed scenes, others ------- it for being inaccessible.
(A) praised . . extolled
(B) disparaged . . blamed
(C) regarded . . commended
(D) admired . . endorsed
(E) lauded . . criticized
NB: answer to the last question was redoubtable.
Only HERMIENART AND BINTI GOT IT.

gloatkenf: Bro thanks, please, try and board a bus back to my title, which is what ehn? "I AM CONFUSED, NO AM NOT." Bro, a poem with such a title isn't ment to mild, it's ment to be stringent to comprehend, even by anybody... Not all poems are ment to be easily comprehensive pal, go and read few of shakespeares you go faint... But thanks for your interest...

cloaked: ....any reasonable reasons why....?

Tonisious504: then u started yawnin,i guess?

Tonisious504: then u started yawnin,i guess?

massmedia: sure i remeba u,,,u were d one dat pleaded for dat thief dat stormed our hostel,,,we might av killd im dat day

aw is ur church CCC
AND pls ar u hearing 4rm Debo

cloaked: NAIJA POLITICAL MATHS (PART B)

ECO 101 (INTRODUCTION TO SHARING FORMULA)

I. ADENUGA gave Eagles 1 million Dollars and Keshi 200,000 Dollars.

II. DANGOTE gave Eagles 130 million Naira.

III. OTEDOLLAR didn't give Eagles because he had given Super Farouk dollar.

NOTE: Almighty Farouk, Frk = (Kuje Prison ± Otedollar ) subsidy scam
Using the above data provided, answer the following questions:

1. Calculate the amount each of the players would get.

2. Find the probability that they would redeem their pledges.
Take P = 0 < x <0.1

3. What would be the percentage of NFF big belly officials?

4. If Federal Govt should decide that the money should be paid to the players through their respective Governors or Governor's Forum, using the Flood Money sharing formula, calculate the probability that the money would get to the players.

Take, Flood formula = {flood money - EFCC} {Greed ± nothing for real flood victims}

5. What is the probability that Keshi would send Osaze recharge card from the money?

6. Using the almighty Zoning formula, calculate the rate of depletion, if the money is kept for safety under the care of an average Nigerian politician.

Time allowed: 2 hours.

GOOD LUCK!

Your time starts now!!!

Hmmmm...May God save us from drama..

GodzBELOVED: U wan give person hypertension

solelymade: Greetings 2 all freshmen in d ouse. Be vigilant e-portal will soon open 4 freshmen accommodation. It should open dis week or the next and pls confirm dat u'r given a bedspace b4 making any payment 4 bedspace. Any money paid aren't refundable.
Shalom

Ujawissy: Pls friends has the reg process started?

GodzBELOVED: If the way some of yu relate with friends on dis thread is the way u actually relate with others in real life, I wonder how many friends you'd have. #JustSaying

michealade: oh.dat jungle called hostel,i cn nau see y u r insultive

michealade: wetin kum cause mumu dia nau?

michealade: wetin kum cause mumu dia nau?

GodzBELOVED: This is a poem,yeah?? My comment: I sense a talent of writing in you,however you MUST learn to:
1. Know how to put your words in a clear way; A poem or any other piece of writing wouldn't be meaningful if you don't know to put your words.
2. Stick to a particular point while writing- and your lines must link to support the point you're trying to get across. In your poem, I think the main point was abt ''A CONFUSED PERSON'',right? Buh you put in too many diverse lines[or ideas] that weren't compatible. Stick to a mode of lining, don't brush in lines anyhow[if you're to be a good poet/writer].
Nice write-up by the way. I'd have rated this over ten but I won't.

michealade: na egbira u dey talk so?

miss law: lmao ..cnt stop lafn
But hausa u b confirm AKAGON

michealade: una no get work for dat association sha.una mate dey village dey farm,una dey rant!how many ode go 4lo dis protocols nau.NEXT TIME PUT..PBAA(poor boyfriends association of Africa)

Yhemit: guys i need ur comment,is it correct 'B.A' i think is 'bsc'

Tonisious504: did u use coloured printing 2 print it out? If so,then there shud nt be a prob abt d audibility.

TOSIN ACCA: Vocabulary question of the day:
Ade Oniresi was a(n) ........ fighter: he inspired fear in many of his opponents.
A. Impetuous
B. Serene
C. Malleable
D.Redoubtable
E. Insipid
HINT: The information after the colon describes the meaning of the word(i.e answer)
ANSWER THIS AS IF YOU WERE IN AN EXAM HALL.THEREAFTER GO CHECK THE DICO.

juniorstar: QUESTIONS ON MY MIND
1 Will the school provide the bed while the freshers provide the mattress
2 i am a newly admitted medical student and would not like to stay in ANGOLA HALL Cos i prefer FAJ no offense please is it possible.
3 why did it take OAU just 6 hrs to successfully score the script/shading paper/OMR SHEET of almost 38000 candidates but it is now taking the school close to 10 months and counting to upload the e-portal not to talk of the commencement of registration even though some candidates myself included had printed the admission letter late september 2012
4 i hope this is the only time wastage i would experience during my stay at the college of health sciences because 6 yrs is just enough since housemanship and nysc will consume 1 yr each
5 i noticed/observed that each student has a cupboard/locker is it rented or purchased ready made pls i need answers.
6 at this stage i.e yr 1 is a notebook or laptop needed
7 at this stage everything just look dry e portal, house etc nothing much happening just sleeping, chopping if there is anything like that doing house chores , reading! reading!! reading!!! like no a man business preparing my students for waec at a tutorial
8 lastly, why should i be the first to be admitted among those who wrote the last utme in my area but the last to leave . herein lies the true saying the first shall be last and the last shall be first . i returned and say under the sun that the race is not to the swift nor the battle to the strong, neither bread to men of UNDERSTANDING nor yet FAVOUR to men of SKILLS, but TIME and CHANCE happeneth to them all. words of my father king solomon
keep da faith freshers OLUWA IS INVOLVED!
let me post the conclusion of the whole mattter fear God, keep his commandment for this is the whole duty of man

Yhemit: Jxt print mine jamb original result,my pix no ft show sef....

Dollypea50: Oau start dis reg fast nw. So many has forfeitd their admissn nw. Sum gals don get bele,sum guy don seek alternative. I av a feelin dt dis our set go do Aluta pass if we enta oau do nonsense

GoGod: 2 close ke, dats oau 4 u o. A fwnd of mine gaind adms last year on feb. 21st nd dy resumd on 26th of d same month

Manjisamuel: I mean by 25th we should knw wats up, its 2 weeks 4rm nw guys, we'll be in sch nd even get tired....

Manjisamuel: Lols, guys no vex. Just catchin fun, ours is ryt by d coner, flyin bak 2 Niigeria 2mao, cos I kknw certainly, its not gonna exceed 25th... Sorry my pple, kip hopes alive.

SupremeKHIS: I Psychic(ed) Hausa and Miss Law on this Tread about their Unrealistic believe in SUPER EAGLES and they and a few others fell for it, thinking I'm just being a critic and a pessimist, not knowing I was actually Enjoying God's Favour on The Eagles and indeed want to hear how Devoted and Optimistic they are about them, I said two or three days ago that i will continue Psychicing until God is Glorified and NOW I'M GLAD TO LET YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS PROUD OF THE SUPER EAGLES ANYTIME, ANYDAY,EVEN WHEN THEY ARE NOT DOING WELL, I JUST BONE IT. AND TONIGHT, LET THE DRUMS ROLL, COS MY GOD, MY OWN FATHER IS GLORIFIED OVER NIGERIA AND ITS FOOTBALL TEAM. HALLELUYAH......