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[quote author=tayyibb]D next questn...mention any two mammal dat are oviparous. If u know d 'extinct one' ur ansa is welcome.[/quote
jaw breaker

[quote author=seal_will]march 3rd is definately a sure date n if ani of u guys nids hlp stayin off kampus contact me[/quote]march 3rd is a sunday.
And i think i might nid dat off camp tin

Righteousman: OAU 2012/2013 admission now available on Jamb site! Check your JAMB admission status to confirm!

did u just join d forum?
Its been der for ages na

hmmmm, dis one everyone is showing their mathematic skills.
Na wa o

a lot of professor chike obi in d making.

Austinobisnr: According to the statistics released
by jamb earlier last year, 64,702
candidates selected Obafemi
Awolowo University as its preferred
institution, out of 64,702,only
35,823 turned up for the post utme
conducted as at last year on may
26.
The result of the screening exam
released in less than 12hours
revealed that only 7,663 aspirants
scored above 200 and 51
exceeding the 300 bar. Previous
year release of the admission
capacity of oau has limited the
school admitting less than 5,000
candidates including the DE,CDL and
the UTME applicants which is likely
to be the same this year.
If supposedly 5,000 were
successfully admitted, that implies
that 2,663 that wee eligible for
admission weren't admitted.
This means 30,823 of those that sat
for post utme were not admitted. If
59,702 that picked oau were not
admitted, what becomes of them
after the post jamb massacre?

2nd choice, polytecnic, monotechnics, college of education, private unis and re-writing of jamb

skysol: Seems lik am hot....shauuu seh na true nii oau nii accept conbined result nonii?....pls o dnt post post d@ ill mak som pple faint here o...na beg i dae beg nii oo

of cos dey do. Thats wat am even planning to use

Pace 4: @Hausa Abi o! U r ryt jawe,al d fun is naw missin.@least u r back,it matters bt dnt b 2flattered.

am not

michealade: guy,so ur e-alive!!!i tot u was e-dead...

abi?
I hav e-resurrected noni

no thanks to olawalebabs.
Evri one has ran away from here.
Cant beliv dis tred hasnt movd up till now.
Smh

slybrolin: have u seen ur name in jam site, as in ur admission status... Pls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

havnt u seen urs?

Hermienart: After all plea and aluta, this thread has finally been reopened. All thanks to God and Olawalebabs.

*...thanks to God...
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*then olawaleabbs

cloaked: ....fella, it's Garri he meant not an acid!...

PS:...lols...pls ensure u wage ur head properly cos 2 much of 'SMH'-ing could lead 2 it falling off or shifting 4rm it's initial position!....#justAhonestjoke

actually d head is solid

gloatkenf: All is to keep this place rocking...you get... Anyhow jae...
All about valentine day sha... God's expectation toward the same so also that of the old nick/satan

WRAP EAT; SLOWLY(~_^)

[b]In the morny while soaking my best raiments with omo
These words walked into my mild mind that's pro
Which is all about the morrow the day of Valentino...
...For for sure lots of ladies puss are gonna experience the divine visitations of guys' *oko*
Sex as in *oko atobo*
Fun they call it, me say so
Ah...! God eschew that but to that the devil would always say kudos to you fellow...
...Ah...!The same devil has the '0'
It was God that gave the blow
He touched down on this surface and started with a sick show
Right in the Eden with Eve the momma of us all so
Pick up a pen and pen this info
For all the devil's got to give is to kill, pinch and destroy my bible say so
...Uh...satan's doors are always opened
Most especially to you that got weakened but was heavenly marked
He gives according to your requests
But in the end of things
You are gonna see yourself tumbling in your own tear glands
For h*ving s*ex 'now' just in the name of valentine amounts
To signing pacts with the devil in the shape of a deal
All is yet hale contact the dealer that created the giver of the deal
With God's assistance
As long as your soul isn't yet sold for dollars or others
Restitution could still out-grow from this sick state
How blissful would it be to see your name on Heaven's slate
Now's the time to try and mutate
What if this day is the last day God would ever create![/b]

big mistake

massmedia: Thank God @ at last OAU av uploaded d in4mation we need chek eportal

*yawn*

Pace 4: I fnk d only fn 4NL of oauites 2rain curses on sum1 s to announce d@ d eportal az bn updated wen its nt cos pple r rly vexn 2much.Baba God is in cntrl bt jst 2anxious

if to say na real life dat guy talk dat tin and he dey near me, i for don treat some of him 4kups

michealade: olastep mehn,i almost jumpd to ma fit b4 reading dat last line

Olastep1: JUST CONFIRMED Freshers
are
hereby
informed
that
Registration will
start
on
........
*sipping garium tetraoxosulphate*
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imagine someone looking for something to sip and its acid. Smh

Pace 4: Mehn! OAU is damn frustratn ooo! House dn tire me sef.kilode gan? Anyaw sha,oluwa is involved¤

go find work do na.
Are u a learner?

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]Uhmm! Kind of classified oooo.....[/quote]wat do u min?
i want a yes or no

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]Uhmm! Kind of classified oooo.....[/quote]

humbleboyy: hmmm i trust my red devils buh........... *sweating profusely* we gonna defeat them!!!

u cannot say diz 2 things togeda.
U cannot say ure gonna difit dem and yet be sweating.
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anyway i get ur point.
Its an indirect way of saying 'they'll ghost u and leave u for dead'

humbleboyy: for me, its not trekable buh its damn trekable for an/a hausa man...you guys are extra ordinarily strong.

its not strong.
Its stamina/endurance

GodzBELOVED: u won't talk now,eh? U on 2go??

added u

humbleboyy: so this guy stays in ma area sef,....was finking u stay at sokoto/niger republic.....no wonder u sound like a lasgidisian /winks/

d name actually misled evrione. Esp. Olastep. Am just smh for him

bismillah aramonu raheem....
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everyone has been looking forward to this day.
Clash of d titans...
...madrid vs man utd.....8.45pm

gloatkenf: Ah ah, lols, see another size of some thingumabobs o! Ehn! Who the f*ck on earth asked your dirty or anyone's butts to halt and have even a macro second peep at my reply or work... Who knows you/who, who cares! Who cares about who dares. Nonsense! F*ck you and flutter down to hell jo, munch many maggots there, dance Azonto with satana but tango with his princesses, eat fear and gulp lakes of inferno... Wait wait... Hey try and take along three hundrend and thirty thousand pants, no pants is allowed in hell though, guys like thee would alway fax me up here, to give me tit-bits about the goings-on there ehn... Just dial 999 ehn, from your cell ehn, your girlfriend going join you gbam miraculously ehn, in your voyage down there... Hey ah, iwo o o ehn, come and kiss my black ass asshole if you want more... Tit!

so when are u gonna publish dis?
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u really remind me of olastep back in d days

gloatkenf: Lols, afore I start muttering ehn, how many poems of mine have you gangan read? Believe me, that one you all are criticising didn't take me more than 10 minutes while typing it, I didn't put it down afore nah. I ain't big-mouthing o but ehn, there are ways of correcting people and that would spur the person being corrected to kneel/prostrate and say thank you ma/sir/bro/sis. And guy, remember, the title is, 'I AM CONFUSED, NO AM NOT.' Then why on earth shouldn't you expect almost everything to be confusing... I have poems, published, even those that are Primary School pupils easily comprehend e.g Here is Nigeria by Jodekss... Google it with your spec nah(~_^)... Peace!

wat are d ways of correcting?
Shud hav told keshi and see weda d cup wud av come home.

humbleboyy: nah, i rep surulere..AGUDA to be precise not that far from isolo.

really? Not dat far?
Like trekable?

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]I'm not on 2go but l'm on fb n my username is YINKA JOSEPH ADEX, you can add me up ma'am.[/quote]@ binti do u really know mimi roy onwuatu?