₦airaland Forum

I swear , my Mmm match jst paid me now . People get mind o

How I wan take return the money wey I borrow to do MMM , I can dash dem d 30%

Edakun epp me


*modified*
I swear to God ,my Mmm match just paid to me right now now now . I'm so happy
But people get mind o

On which site did he say all this things? Mtcheeew

Seun won't like dis sef assuming its true

Where I go see where to payback d money I borrowed naw

Mmm o

Seun lalasticlala mynd44

iksmoore:
I have taken a closer look at the roof trusses of the collapsed building and i cannot but agree that there is a failure in the conceptual design analysis. The loads were not distributed uniformly and there was no support at the center hence the collapse of the roof.Authorities concern should step in immediately to avert reoccurrence.
https://www.nairaland.com/3514592/photos-reigners-bible-church-under

I have seen various comments blaming the collapse of the church building on the unavailability of columns in auditorium here on nairaland, Facebook and even WhatsApp. I've so therefore decided address the issue based on my personal views and experience.

I must say that I've personally been to sites , churches and mosques that adopted the same pattern of design and and have stood the test of time.
Let's not forget that Canaan land is "I think" the largest church auditorium in the world but yet you can find no columns within the auditorium. It should be ten times bigger than Reigners bible church if not more .

However , there are factors that could lead to the structural failure and building collapse

1. Constant vibration: We all know the earth is always in constant vibration. Let's assume a proper soil test was carried out which gives them a go ahead.
Things that has to be considered also are the effects of mining , closeness of airports, railways and even ordinary borehole drilling.
But in the absence of the aforementioned activities , we can't ignore the fact its a church where about a 7000 out of 10000 capacity will be expected to jump ,dance , run and exhibit various aggressive actions . This is a huge church where "mad" sound systems are required . Vehicular activities can't be ignored also .
Imagine the vibration produced and the effect it will have on a structure that is under construction and might still contain wet/weak concrete.
You can't give the structural calculations allowed for a mosque where the worshippers only touch their forehead on the ground to a church where aggressive actions take place coupled to a wide range of instruments and sounds .
In other words, the structural threshold and allowance required should be wider.

2. Site supervision/ workmanship: I have personally been to sites where artisans would tell you that "bros, if you sabi this work pass me, na for book o" . If you are not careful, this artisans would intimidate you with their age of experience . They would try to convince you that whatever they do is bound to work as its not their first time.
We can't also ignore the type of materials supplied. Where you use and I-sectional steel in place of T-section or whatever, then the trouble has just started .
When you try to cut cost, manage, ignore the curing time before imposing load on concrete , refuse to erect a column, ignore the proper mix ratios - your structure is bound to fail.
The structural calculations contained in your "calculation sheet" (those who use softwares like Orion will understand) are purely standard . It tells you that the construction will work and if it won't work, you will know . But the moment an engineer gets to the site and starts cutting cost or dance to the tune of the contractors , hmmm , na u know the rest o .



#istandtobecritisized

Shay the pastor didnt die too ni?

2million?
You think Samsung will refund u na him u hype d worth ...mehn...

Hahaha!! Dis guys no wan hear say ballot box lost or APC win

If he's investing his personal money, no wahala ,but if he is investing church money ..haaaa! .ur pastor go fit do yahoo to boost the church status o . Flee!!!

1. 2bedroom @ Abuja . Construction about to commence

2. Living room design already in progress..

TB Joshua heals or God heals through TB Joshua?

Na dis kind praise wey Una dey praise pastors dey make dem give their members dettol to drink .

I would hav believed Dis man but I can't because of the exaggeration in his miracles . Looks sooooo fake and planned .

1. Why did she come to the front of the church with a bag? because the miracle gadgets were in the bag, she was even quick to bring out just the eggs alone...right?

2.That bracelet they called "charm" must hav been placed beneath the eggs. Why can't they break each egg one at a time?

3.she kept turning and spinning in a pretense to be under the influence of the "charm" (ordinary innocent bracelet) . The pastor got fed up cos time was going, he needs time to perform more tricks, so he said " Shes going to fall down now because she will be delivered , and immediately our actress fell down.

My God as much as I struggle hard to believe TV miracles exist, as much I struggle not to be like Seun , as much as I struggle not to go back to being a fatalist , as much as I struggle hard not to be a realist but to simply continue in the ways my parents taught me, its very unfortunate that this so-called pastors are giving me every reason to doubt your true powers .


I also watched where this same pastor took an iPad and pretended to mysteriously reveal the image of a girl that wasn't in d church whereas a closer look showed obviously how he tapped thrice on d camera gallery.

sweetjude:
opened ur profile, you are a small boy no girl go take you serious na, reach 27 and see what i am talking about.

No vex , I actually thought u were old enoff that was y I commented . Now its obvious u jst dey find Hw to hit FP so dat u can giv testimony to ur mama

He simply spoke the core truth about blacks. We are nothing but prisoners of ourselves.
I can't waste so much time to elaborate on our stupidity except in the private but in conclusion, Even if blacks are shown the passage to freedom, they all will get stuck in d passage . Those who don't even see d light will argue to be living in d light already, its also stupidity.

But at the same time , one of the major problems of d black continent are dis same whites who come to preach to us about our misfortune but yet can't do without inflicting on us the disease of imperialism . Well, Dis one is a matter for another day, cos I don begin vex already sef. Aluta don dey worry me mah go cool off

sweetjude:
b4 a girl will do all this, you have to be boyfriend worthy, you have to be worth her love.

Wen a person talks like u just did, I hav no option than to consider the person inexperienced . Trust me

Mr man don't be deceived . A girl will show all dis signs but wont hesitate to dump you when she notices u are getting broke

Jeez...the police needs to find his killers . Na winch

Before giving dem jungle justice, where are the kidnapped victims ? Evidence ?

Hahahaha, na Igbos dey fight like dat na



The nurses be like, oya wake am urself na

Update :
We hav burnt him

U really need to learn how to talk. Do u think nairaland is a threat especially when u are on the loosing side?

So d guy don escape dis recession


But e for calmdown o cos...

Dele mature sha o .
The person wey post that pix go be like...
"smborri cannot support dele, now I don buy market...

E first dey enjoy the fame as being called Jesus ,now he don dey fear the part of cruxification .
Apostle peter comman see ur second.

HungerBAD:
Poison?

He dare not kill himself. We need him to be in the news always,as a reminder that everyday is for the thief,and one day for the shop owner.

I remember reading that he bought Toyin a Range,who knows?I am I suspecting this guy might actually be an Armed Robber or even a kidnapper.

Big time Kidnappers are those big boys we see in plain view,and have other business to hide their main source of wealth.

Seun should please not kill himself.

Who buys Nigerian movies?when you can watch them free online. So this man's source of living like a oil baron should be thoroughly vetted.

Ur story dey always too much. Abeg go sit down

Una pikin go too fine .

Decently dressed couples . me likey

Na Kenya

See the kind car wey d man dey use . chisos!!
Recession is real

Chhiiiissooosos!!!!! Lwkmd



I dey imagine d position if e fvck anoda woman