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watch here and enjoy... http://www.stream2watch.me/soccer/nigeria-vs-burkina-faso-live-stream

is Emenike not making it?

is Emenike not making it?

me dancing azonto, azonto, azonto

match gonna begin... national items being sung.

it was also over the country yesterday and even now the tv stations are still transmitting live occurrences at the scene where families are still being given special attention. so sad... one of the female workers who unfortunately didn't survive the tragedy could send a message on her facebook timeline asking for help.

penalty!!!!!!!11

and where is it in the scriptures that the queen of sheba was married to King Solomon?

game over!!!

A minister once asked all the board members to remain after service for a meeting.
Then at the end the minister came to address the board members and there was a man seating among them, he asked what are you doing here? He said you asked for the board members to remain after service. Then the minister said: but you are not a board member. Then the men said: I am very bored in this church.

you folks talking nonsense about GEJ, point out to us the most competent person to become our president. i think you guys would prefer people like Abacha, Babangida,... to rule Naija again.

hahaha o boy u sick o

If you are a stammerer don't ever tell a nigerian girl that her toe is too big!!!
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U dey do opening prayer 4
Night Club.
- Na God go slap ur mouth.
U come back from dubai dey
form British accent.
- Na rat go chop ur mouth
U be house boy u come dey play
Rick Ross - I am the Boss.
-4 where na.....mumu
U dey add water to egg say e
go plenty when u fry am.
- Why u no add yeast join
am....olodo.
U no go university, and u dey
find ur name for NYSC posting.
- Na yeye dey worri u.
House dey burn, you wan use
gas do fire extinguisher
- Hahahahaha....u don die.
U de say Terry G's music dey
inspire u
- unto which level!! madness
U carry candle dey look for
where fuel dey smell from.
-continue u go soon see am
U call MTN to tell dem say your
free browsing has stopped
working.
- Lolzzzzzzzzz... ..mad man
When pastor talk say 'Do
something crazy for the Lord'
You come carry church offering
run
- na who wan chase u?.....

IGBO GUY: Bebe, are u on BB? Ngwa give me ya pin.
FINE GIRL: But I use an iPhone.
IGBO GUY: Ehen? ngwanu nyem gimme ur I-PIN.
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Because the Weather hot, No mean say fowl go lay boiled egg!!
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I hope you know that you don't need cutlery b4 u CHOP slap
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Stop editing ur pics. What if u go missing? How u expect us to find you if u look like beyonce on nairaland & Iyabo in person?"
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You Know God Is Punishing You when u go 2 withdraw cash via ATM & u meet d guy U're owing on d queue
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Want Nigeria to Win the 4x100 Relays? Easy................ Replace the Baton with GALA and park a DANFO at the Finish Line!!!
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Nigeria A place Where someone wld mistakenly hit you in a crowd and the next thing is for you to check ur "joystick" if it's still there!
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FRUITS BRAGGING APPLE: l look like human heart. MANGO: I look like a stomach GRAPE: I look like eyes. BANANA: pls pls pls change d topic
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don't talk to me about pain if you've never thrown your #450 change out the window instead of the gala wrapper.
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Husbnd buys 12 of d same-colour of pants 4his wife: Wife protests Ah! same colour? pple wil thnk i dnt chnge my panties" Husbnd: Which pple?
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Money Can Only Impress Girls that Are Broke/Lazy.
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SHOUTOUT to those that will drop empty offering envelope in church today... God will bless your hustle. grin grin

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist And when we have REAL trouble, it's a... HISterectomy Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?” The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?” The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife’s first husband.”

mikel substituted.... He's being preserved for the next match to prevent him from getting cards

Happy independence day, my dear country!!!!!!!!!!!! I love Nigeria!!

@ Jude33084

Who told you Oscar plays better than Neymar? . Stop being irrational, before saying anything get your facts right and mind you, Neymar is actually considered as the best Brazilian player. I live in Brazil and have observed both of them closely even when Oscar used to play in Inernacional - Porto Alegre, and not here is Oscar compared to Neymar.

EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

A dude is walking down the street with a crate of beer on his head.

His friend Shola stops him and asks, "Hey Banky! Whatcha got that crate of beer for?"

"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Banky.

"Wow," exclaims Shola, "Great trade.

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?” The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?” The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife’s first husband.”

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist And when we have REAL trouble, it's a... HISterectomy Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

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Your faith is only as strong as the test it survives, I don't care how deep you think you're in the Lord. You say God is good!! and God permits some things to be touched in your life to see how good you really think He is.
All you've got when you don't understand what is going on in your life is FAITH!!
If you've got faith it produces confidence in you, and you walk into the world every morning with the spirit of conviction that you'l win no matter how the environment looks like.
You are not only called into ministry, you have to be qualified for it.

taxi driver

well booqee, every lady should tell guys the same thing no matter the worworiness

unfortunately, i have to agree with you...u're really beautiful

old but still nice