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kai!! infact that's a very good butt,i can tell when i see a good one
@clemcy
with due respect, what do you think of em, a vacation?u and i.

@rebellious
you don bribe person wey go substitute you abi? wetin you give am chop?ah, !!! no need to answer. i just hope sey you apply medication for the affected area because any where wey that maniac enter dey always get infection.
syntoms: severe,massive,explosive and disastrous itching in the affected area. devil don catch you

1. what starts with sugar and ends with lips?

2. what can u catch but can't throw?

@rebellious
and what do you get for that

a bride is usually in her white wedding gown.
when pop corn pops it turns white.

yeah i did and thanks

lol good joke

look tufe and ituen, the thread ' do not open,thread under construction' was changed to an european in lagos.

@mailmac
i no go waste my time reply you again because e go tey before ur turn go reach to collect cash for house to use internet abi u wan skip ur 53 brothers?

nope ituen the answer isn't 'a bouquet'. the correct answer's pop corn! now think about that.

bad remix

hey guys, lets make a riddle sequence on this thread.
the rules are: anyone can send a riddle
                   : riddles should only be sent after getting right the previous one

i'll start by posting one

whenever i jump i become a bride. what am i?

an european man desembarked from the muritala muhammed international airport and got a taxi to take him to any good hotel around. he begins to inspect the tall buildings on his way and decides to break the silence

whitemanto the taxi driver) how long did it take to construct this building?

taxi manexcited) ah oga this took 15 years.

white manastonished) in europe this would only take at most 4 years.

* back to the silence* he decides to break the silence again as they drive past another sky scraper.

white man: damn! this is nice,how long did it take to construct this one?

taxi man: this one took 10 years.

white man: oh my my my!! in europe this only takes about 3 and half years to finish.

*the taxi man begins to get annoyed but remains silent*

white mancalling the driver's attention) hei man look at this building!this reminds me of the european licantoir conference centre, wow! it's hugh. now tell me, how long did it take to erect this one?

taxi man:look sir, this building wasn't here on my way to work. infact am just seeing it now!


                     *white man faints*

, lol

hmm do u know what it is for someone to grab your balls tight? i bet that u wouldn't want to know, rebellious wanted to liquidize mine

*junior asks mum can you give me a Mouth Action?*

@sause
pickin wey talk him mama no go sleep him self no go sleep.waka go loss

@mailmaniac
bros long time,at last u don get money to buy time abi? no worry na very soon benin juju men go use you make sacrifice to shut you down forever.

@migs
the worst thing wey fit happen to person na get the same blood type with you,kai! no use this kind thing follow me play o u dey hear me so?! how u go dey talk sey me and u get the same blood type,kai! nna stop it o!

very funny lol

women are mysterious creatures(no offence) i bet that you can't satisfy them to the fullest. so no need to try to study them cos each one's basically different from the other.
tell me how the hell in whole world any man could satisfy one like rebellious?women like this would kill u in ur sleep.
peace ma ladies

*rubbing both hands together with eyes wide opened*
lola i would like to show you something very nice

@lola
funny one there, i hadn't seen that before

lol

i think u saw pomo

tj, u dey very funny

that goat was recently sacrificed to the kuvuki spirits but unfortunately it made them more angry.

mumu na understatement

question: why did robin get into batman's car?




answer: because batman asked him to get in.

two drunkards were discussing about the nature of the sun one dead night when a quarrel developed.

1drunkdangling) look Mr. man i will repeat myself for the last time, the sun rises in the north and sets in the south east. so sharrap!!

2drunkalso dangling)u don't even know simple biology?if u look at it from the dejavu sense u'ld see that the sun sets first and later rises.it sets in the west of north and rises in the south but changes direction every 1st sunday of the month and , @#$%&*59**8¨%54$$

*they notice a man oscillating towards their direction and decide to ask him*

1 drunkcalls the stranger's attention) oga please help us out here,i and this guy have been arguing since yesterday about the nature of the sun but he wouldn't agree with me. i told him that the sun rises in the north and sets in the south east.now am tired please tell us the answer so that we can go home

stranger(starts dangling): u guys have got the wrong guy, am not from this area.

@migs
upload a photo of urs and let eveyone see what u look like. does ur ass produce seed? kai! have mercy

can u see now that u're getting nervous,it's even worse than i thought.