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@rebellious
the thought of me is seriously giving u nightmares,u've even got inspiration from someone else's write up. just beware so as not to fall in love with me cos if u do,, u're screwed big time

migs am now fully convinced that u are a product of a rape case,thatz why u're always nervous.
@rebellious
don't let me get at u again. be warned!!!

man! my guy fear

@rebellious
whatz that supposed to mean no fear tell me na

u guys just dey make me laugh big time.hahahahahahahaa
this junior guy don kolo wella

obj go visit some schools for texas in the us. he come begin dey ask the students 1 by 1 wetin them go like become for future:
OBJwith mouth wide opened) what do you want to become in future?
1 STUDENTsmiles) i want to become an engineer.

OBJ looks at the next white student by his side and asks 'YOU NKO'?

nice joke

hahahahahha

@lola
is there any difference between
'eku ile' and 'eku nile' ?

hahahaha

@migs
alright papa 70,as the saying goes 'a fool after 5000 posts is a fool forever'.
@mailmac
make u waka go lost. if u won yab person go start am for your village.filho de rapariga! 
one more thing, were u taught in school that shit's stored in a toilet?donkey.

na u be saint?

cool

@mailmac
to me u are negligible. u're just the same as Ln(1), therefore kosoro

he should at least be happy
cool one

@poster
just tell me their tribes and i go tell u wetin you fit do.

don't forget to apply chinese balm after the match o

kilagbe? kilaju?
the fact that u're going to loose ur virginity on both sides is making you really tense especially on the backyard. no worry it only hurts the first time,u'ld get used to it.

this joke don dey since when my grannie still dey chop bone

@rebellious
see who's talking,u simply disappeared and now decided to come out from your hiding place all this while saying am not bleeped enough. it's u who needs to be bleeped enough so as to loose that virginity.

@lola
yeah thatz right

ur jokes just dey make me laugh

funny

cool one
(kiss before u read and do not fold). very funny

the coolest way of doing that without any hustling'nd bustling is inviting to a dinner at first.tell her after the meal that u've been trying to love her since you guys met, say to her 'i really thought things would work out between us but love isn't something you can force to happen'. try to decieve her by saying u do care for her,u want her to be happy,bla bla bla(those sweet words). give her a warm embrace and promise to give her a call, THEN U'RE GONE FOR GOOD

@rebellious
little brat, it's nice to have u back u're welcome
@migs
see as u be like person wey dem swear for.u feel sey u get mouth abi,no let me get u cos if i do i go destroy any traces of u for nairaland.make i just tell u,ur cup don dey full and the day of reckoning's at hand.you dey hear me so?! fish brain.

migs
u this slowpoke without identity,i don dey watch u closely the way you feel sey u fit get on people the way u like. u wey sabi science begin dey jump na.where your mate dey graduate u dey follow person argue about science.animal dey wear agbada,u better waka go luth make them help u do brain transplant.

sauce abi wetin dem dey call you,u dey jump eh.i no get ur time now just wait make i finish with ur oga(oga indeed,a one eyed man becomes king in a country of blind men) .

man! am just going crazy here on this thread since it's been a very long time that i've not had contact with the yoruba language. kilon happen,kosi nkon nkon. moni ké keep on rockin' o yeah orobo kibo,keep on dancin' o orobo kibo.
i remember this one

BOLUTIFE OKO FUMILAYO
OKO AYA BABA TOLULOPE
DO DO DO
MA DOMI NISO
EMI MO LOBO MI. no be me ooo!

*hcl beats his hand and says 'u don spoil finish, na wa o'*

wetin u mean? abi na me go test litmus.

@ituen
the first order differential principles
this reminds me of differential equations fourier series