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Romance / Re: Who Is Your Val? by Hdanny(m): 9:13am On Feb 14, 2020
OLAFIMIX:
Myself, who dey Lagos. Mainland must we celebrate val together not sex ooo
Oyaa kindly dm zero eight one zero six tree seven sero sex seven hate, we will think about the sex together cheesy
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Val? by Hdanny(m): 9:09am On Feb 14, 2020
skyfather09:
money.. especially the dollar.
Oga you too like money grin

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Romance / Re: Who Is Your Val? by Hdanny(m): 9:08am On Feb 14, 2020
Omar09:
Me, myself and I. Cold Heineken.
Can I join the table with you
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Val? by Hdanny(m): 9:07am On Feb 14, 2020
Sayfact:
grin I haven't see any reasons for my to be celebrating Val, My birthday self ,I no dey celebrate
Let it starts now grin
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Val? by Hdanny(m): 9:06am On Feb 14, 2020
Adanairaland:
Purityval


He is my Val.
Good for you two cheesy
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Val? by Hdanny(m): 9:04am On Feb 14, 2020
post=86635552:
All our wonderful clients are our VAL!! kiss kiss

E be like say this Valentine go Hot O!

We are getting all the Barbecue ready for lovers and friends alike.

A dozen plate of delicious, hot, fresh, sweet aroma Barbecue Chicken and Fish for your boo and the family.

The Best Barbecue are the ones you eat with friends!!

BARBECUE IS LOVE!
BARBECUE IS LIFE!!

If you love life, then EAT BARBECUE!.......@[/color] say so!

And while celebrating with your boo and loved ones, kindly remember the less privileges, they deserve some love also.

Cheers y'all! kiss
[color=#990000]#PositiveVibesOnly




For this Valentine,
All of us @[color=#006600][/color] will be at Ifoko Beach in PH.
It is a place to be.
It is a popular hangout spot in Port Harcourt.(First time we will be doing spot Barbecue in a long while, we focused on the catering aspect for years now)
This beach is the source of livelihood to local fishermen in the area,
So, loads of Fresh Fish Barbecue for every one this weekend.
Apart from Barbecue,
You will be treated to freshly caught seafood at local restaurants close to the beach.
Let's make it a memorable Valentine biko!
PH friends, clients and well-wishers...GET READY!!
Opoorrrr wink
Mama abeg how can I get my own share of this hot aroma BBQ sad
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Val? by Hdanny(m): 8:59am On Feb 14, 2020
helinues:
Myself of course now

Had smooth massage on Monday

Bought myself a new phone yesterday

Eating my stomach out today as I have no plans of stepping outside my door

Sweetest valentine ever
You don’t mean it

Romance / Re: Who Is Your Val? by Hdanny(m): 8:57am On Feb 14, 2020
SillyeRabbit:
Everyday is Val here. We share and ball cool . Those shopping malls and cinemas will be Over-crowded. As a big boy, I will never go to such places today and just like other festive days. We chill when they are lesscrowded. cool
My real G, naso we dey run am, don’t forget to give us the full gist , the location and some cute pictures
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Val? by Hdanny(m): 8:54am On Feb 14, 2020
SetAEWONlukuman:
They are actually two. I met her younger sister some years back and it has been a journey of great memories. I don't know how to explain how she was my everything until I met her elder sister late last year, but trust my girlfriend she, didn't flinch and her sister also was good with the whole thing.

So, sex now is always party and I do have the capacity too that's all I was thinking until someone introduced their elder sister to me. And I was like Nah, I'm not ready for this, I really treasure my sanity. To sister Colorado, I no do, I'm good with AZ and her sister, thank you.


So today, we gonna have another Group Intimacy and I'm very sure it will be awesome.
Bros i hail oo, abeg we dey wait for the gist after you don go down low wink
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Val? by Hdanny(m): 8:52am On Feb 14, 2020
ursullalinda:
My hubby of life.....the best man in the whole world
Correct mama, please endeavor to share the gists after all the uhmmn hmmn uhmmn grin
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Val? by Hdanny(m): 8:50am On Feb 14, 2020
Diegobonito:
It's a sh!t show already... Only Ediots will kill themselves over this event that has no significance to one's life.

Romance / Re: Who Is Your Val? by Hdanny(m): 8:49am On Feb 14, 2020
princejayy:
Nobody
Get somebody joor even if na your enemy, show him love grin
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Val? by Hdanny(m): 8:48am On Feb 14, 2020
Muhylonaire:
Myself ooo

Haaaaa FTC? shocked shocked
This is a sign of good tidings o grin grin

Bros Abi you dey confuse of the one you go choose cause I know you be bad guy wink
Romance / Who Is Your Val? by Hdanny(m): 11:47pm On Feb 13, 2020
Briefly Gist Us About Your Val DATE

I opened this thread for the purpose of our dear lovers on this forum.

Tomorrow is Valentine and I know you all have really prepared for this Date with your partners. Please kindly gist us about it after all the enjoyments. The venue, the movie, pictures of Gifts and more. Its gonna be a fun filled day tomorrow.
Romance / Re: Looking For A God Fearing Guy For A Serious Relationship. by Hdanny(m): 12:16pm On Feb 11, 2020
AshiraWealthy:



You are every inch close to the idea behind this post wink. Nice try.

I'm bored tongue

I can see the boredom has really got you seeking attention on here, and you know what, you finally got it embarassed

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Romance / Re: Looking For A God Fearing Guy For A Serious Relationship. by Hdanny(m): 8:27am On Feb 11, 2020
AshiraWealthy:
Please dont derail.

You must be born again and spiritually sound.
RCCG Member
Lagos based
Average to tall in height
Working class or a tycoon
Serious minded
Age : 36 to 42
Caramel dark (chocolate) in complexion
From Igbo. Abia or Anambra to be precise.


I'm a little above average.
Light caramel skin
Working class
Born again Christian
RCCG member
For only serious Christian brothers
Pm me for more info.

Attention seekers everywhere. Smh

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Family / Re: Chike Eze Threatens To Kill His Wife Racheal If Court Doesn't Give Him A Divorce by Hdanny(m): 8:23am On Feb 11, 2020
Riele:
Such a weakling of a man .



Oga controller , is she suppose to be making a daily list of places she wants to go ? . Does she need your permission ?

He's a cheat , so says the wife and he should be treated as one .

Quit using your pussy to think, make that brain work and stop spitting out nonsense, you know nothing about marriage undecided
Romance / If You Were The Lady, Would You Call Me IMPOTENT by Hdanny(m): 5:50pm On Feb 09, 2020
Back in the years when I was seeking Admission to one of my fevourite school. I had to undergo a one year A-Level program before I fully gained admission.

In the course of that I rented an apartment, this said lady happened to be my neighbor, tho I had few ladies staying in the same compound, but there was something about this particular lady, she loved been around me and that makes her happy. Most times she would purposely stay late in my room either watching movies or came to charge. As a sharp guy I already deduced she was into me with all her moves.


On this faithful day, she just came back from school, she entered my room without a knock, I was on my bed with short, she just greeted me in a rush and left immediately. Naturally i like this girl without no feelings cause she was not my type, damn she’s fat everywhere, that alone is a red flag for me, an average height blessed with big boobs and yes she has a pretty face but I don’t really like them big.


As usual she came to my room late in the night around 10:00pm that same day, she asked me to put a movie which I did, along the line I guess she got tired or probably had something in mind, all of a sudden she stood up whispered to my ears “ I want to go and shower please don’t lock the door” she left without waiting for my response. By 11:30pm on the dot she entered, bolted the door behind. My jaw nearly dropped with what i saw.


This time she had changed looking all sexy, putting on a short with just her bra revealing all corners in her boobs, my eyes did a little survey from her head to toe within a second, I never knew she got a bigg ass with the way I used to see it. She was looking at me seductively waiting for my move so she could pounce on me like an hungry lion but I wasn’t moved one bit, she came to me and started touching me all over my body, she was surprised I wasn’t still in the mood, after she did all she could. Then she asked is everything okay ? I said yes I was not just in the mood for that.


She felt bad and turned back at me, she woke up very early in morning and left, she later came back to apologize for disturbing my sleep the last night but I said she should just forget about it.

If you were this lady, would you think am Impotent?

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Romance / Re: Blu03 § Offpoint Fanfiction Thread. by Hdanny(m): 7:16pm On Feb 06, 2020
Waiting patiently, just make sure it’s something sensible and not off point for it not to be derailed.
Romance / Re: What I And My Female Colleague Did This Morning. Photo. by Hdanny(m): 3:57pm On Feb 06, 2020
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franchasng:
You are just a boyfriend, you should know your stand always...a boyfriend is only a boyfriend and have no legal right to command his girlfriend to do his bidding....same goes for a girlfriend.


Boyfriend and girlfriend have no legal backing, it is just an unofficial sex-mate agreement (you don't keep goat and yam together in one barn, goat must eat yam when hungry unless the yam is rotten, so there is nothing like casual friends between a man and a woman who are not blood relations, the man must be devising means to eat the woman and maybe he has not yet succeeded and the gullible lady will be thinking the man is a saint lol), and any of the parties can choose to withdraw or engage other sex-mates if they so wish, guys must understand this.


Whatever you spend on your girlfriend is useless....spend only what you can ignore, don't spend what you cannot ignore on a girlfriend or boyfriend....and don't put all your mind and trust on a girlfriend because you can disappoint her (many boyfriends have disappointed their loyal girlfriends that ended up not finding someone else to marry at the end while the man goes ahead to marry another lady he felt had better qualities than his former girlfriend, so don't compel any girlfriend to remain loyal to you, if she chooses to be loyal to you, fine & good, if not, don't kill yourself but always use a condom for your own life & future, life is sweet, don't kill yourself because of a minute raw fun today, what's ahead is sweeter than what you have today), so don't blame the ladies because a lot of guys have disappointed their faithful loyal girlfriend who remained loyal/faithful to them for years, so there is no guarantee that you will marry her or treat her right at the long run and not change your mind when you meet a hotter chick with better qualities after all undecided
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NONSENSE
Romance / Re: Can I Get Marry To An HIV Partner by Hdanny(m): 10:29am On Feb 06, 2020
1StopRudeness:



Slow down Oga....don’t assume it’s all about money....women are the strangest animal on the planet....how they bring their mind to adjust to any condition still baffles me.....

one of my neighbors married an almost crippled guy.. the lady said all she wanted was a man that won’t cheat that she has seen too many heart breaks...she said she tot being crippled will reduce or eliminate the chances of being a cassanova .....she was wrong anyways...

I wanted to say something but your last statement caught me.

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Romance / Re: My Best Quote by Hdanny(m): 10:26am On Feb 06, 2020
Blu03:
then why upload pictures? You're created so many topics just for a guy.
Attention seeking is a disease.

That your long mouth has no boundary undecided
Romance / Re: He Returned The Car Back by Hdanny(m): 10:11am On Feb 06, 2020
[quote

How is it our concern?

See aunty , we lagosians are tired..

We no wan dey hear all this kind story.

Go straight to point or you keep them to your self...

Na just your story I dey see for Nairaland since today[/quote]

I swear I just tire for the girl, what a confused human being. Well she’s just a good writer.
Romance / Re: How To Kiss A Nigerian Girl And Blow Her Mind With Pleasure by Hdanny(m): 9:42am On Feb 06, 2020
affton:
Well, you might say what's the difference between kissing a Nigerian girl and any other girl? You are about to find out the keys to having success when it comes to kissing a Nigerian girl and leaving her with wanting more:

For the sake of our tribes; we'll be looking at kissing a Yoruba girl, kissing an Igbo girl and kissing a Hausa girl, but first, let's look at how to kiss a girl:

Most men have not taken the time to study the fine art of kissing a woman, most especially in Nigeria

Read more: http://how2.com.ng/how-to-kiss-a-nigerian-girl-and-blow-her-mind-with-pleasure/
If you like blow her intestine, she go still dump your sorry ass when she see better offer. Smh lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: "Men, Don't Give Us Money Till You Marry Us" - Lady by Hdanny(m): 9:27am On Feb 06, 2020
thablogger:
See Reactions Here>>>>
Some broke Ass girls will hate this cry

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Romance / Re: Can I Get Marry To An HIV Partner by Hdanny(m): 9:18am On Feb 06, 2020
Casalinda:
Good morning beautiful people. I urgently need help on how I can get marry to a positive partner, and as a lady without getting infected and still have kids?? I’m at the cross road.

You have opened almost 3 threads over your so called boyfriend, I hope the next thread won’t be Finally I am positive, how can I get it cured

Anyways I wish you well miss.

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Travel / Re: Lagosian Turns Keke Into Rover.... To Avoid Ban by Hdanny(m): 8:44pm On Feb 04, 2020
donstan18:
I'm Yoruba and have lived in Lagos for so many years, but I can't just help but admit that Igbos are just creative and innovative. Especially here in Lagos.




Mo kan fẹran wọn, olorun bukun fun wọn

I always feel like crying each time I remember that I'm not Igbo.

Romance / Re: Man Fainted After Five Round Of S£x, Eyewitness Revealed, Shared Pictures. by Hdanny(m): 11:15am On Feb 04, 2020
vanida6:
grin 5 round shocked; nah horse em be grin


that's too much nah haba see him dey sweat dere grin

Romance / Re: Why Do Single Ladies Insult Guys At The Slightest Minute? by Hdanny(m): 11:20pm On Feb 03, 2020
Blu03:
undecided

Someone recently created a thread. His observation of people who bite their nails. Among the things he mentioned, was that these individuals what


Women are more often rude. That's why i tend to avoid them. And some toxic males too.
I hate negativity.



Oga which one are you?
Male of Female?
Or cross gender?


You are just everywhere undecided
Romance / Re: Why Do Single Ladies Insult Guys At The Slightest Minute? by Hdanny(m): 11:17pm On Feb 03, 2020
Oga which one are you?
Male of Female?
Or cross gender?


You are just everywhere undecided

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