I will do that when my stomach don full

iyatrustee:
Isn't it strange that display is on the website of Nigeria Immigration service? Are you trying to renew from overseas?


Edited. I didn't see Canada when i made my comment earlier, I thought you were in Nigeria. Nonetheless, that is a common occurrence when using Naira denominated cards online.

Love your caption but your name tho

Quote me if you know about beatmistress

IdreamOfUnicorn:
Many things

You no fit mention

I never did treesome before

Phenomenal16:
..have u ever asked her y...she's behaving this way
U already av feelings for her that's y is hurting u so much

Must you quote the whole stuff�

ken711:
I have been dating a girl for about 18 months now. Very pretty but my brothers, let me tell you... Look before you leap when it comes to pretty girls.

From the minute I met this girl it has been one money request after another. If it was small sums I guess I wouldn't really mind, as I have always worked for blue chip companies and can afford it. The thing is, her requests are always very big!.....20k this, 20K that.....but my brothers, I have to tell you the one that has made me even disappointed in myself.

She lives with her parents and they are the most dysfunctional family I have ever heard of... Everyday one person is fighting the other, and this my girlfriend, as fine as she is, is the most arrogant, prideful, violent & rude person I have ever met. She hounded me everyday that I must get her an apartment of her own, so she can escape her home, and I agreed to but by saving monthly.

Would you believe, one night, when she was working at a bar as an usher for guinness, she gave her number to 2 different men just because of this apartment. My spirit kept telling me that she gave her number out, but she kept lying...only for me to catch her texting one of the men when we were at church of all places.......

She even went as far as going to meet this rich man at a hotel, but the man ran away when she made that request, and I as a fool decided to finally do it for her. (I suspect she cheated on me that night and I always tell it to her face because she has cheated on me twice before)

I live on the Island and tried to get her to rent here as well, as I really want to keep an eye on her..... She has too many guys around her who live in that area and she is this kind of person who cheats out of revenge, even over small things.....this girl refused and threatened to break things off!....bro, as a mumu I sent the money to her to rent the place and for other things, about 400K.....

Ever since that money left my account, it's like my eyes cleared!!! I couldn't believe that instead of saving my hard earned money, I went and sent it to a girl that has cheated on me twice (or even more), lied to me, slapped me and done so many things.....but I just decided to leave everything for God, seeing as she was desperate.

The problem now is that the demands for that apartment is now becoming too much!!! The expenses just to get the place finished are such a burden on my financial and mental state...

The worst happened about two days ago, she wanted me to pay 20k. Infact I just got so tired of bills that I kinda was stalling on it, but what happened next truly shocked me. Would you believe this girl started punching me, slapping me and even tore my shirt cos of 20k. She even threatened to break my office laptop (working from home) until I sent the money, after that she left........

Now she is trying to apologize so that I will pay for bed and gas and the remaining things....my brothers, I know u will say am a fool!...I accept...I am a handsome guy, studied abroad, I just don't know why loneliness made me fall in love with such a sadistic user... My only problem is, do I pay for the bed and just finish what I started or just free the whole thing and the nearly 500K I have already spent...

Please help!

Brother man you have tried enough, please desist from that girl before it cost your life , that bitch aint your level, she's from the thickest street bro.

Besides where do you base in island let hook up. I base in Ajah

Davash222:

I'm not talking about Sudanese, Ghanaian or Chadian girls. There's a big difference between foreign girls and Foreign girls.

How can one hook up with one bro. Tired of these leeches bitches

I'm having issues creating a paypal account, someone should help me out

“My fiancee broke down in tears when she heard the news,” the sacked cashier told SaharaReporters on the phone.

“We are billed to get married next month. Where do I start now? This is unfair.

“The sack letter came in on Thursday but I didn’t know. I was doing my job on Friday when someone asked me if I had been laid off. I said no. She asked me to check my email. Behold, the email. I was shocked.

“I was angry with my boss. She told me she didn’t know anything about it. There was nothing I did wrong. Throughout this period, I have been the one fixing all our ATMs that were not running. I get calls at odd hours to work. My boss told me she could not have singled me out for sack. In my branch, I heard another colleague was sacked.

"By Monday, I will hear more about those who were affected. They are still sending out the mail. I tried to console my wife that something better will come. I have ND, HND and BSc but my salary is N75,000. I am not a core staff. Core staff earn as much as N145,000.

"Normally with my degree, I am not supposed to be getting that low but I just have to accept that so as not to be unemployed. There was no prior notice. There was no warning. It’s not that I was not working diligently. This is unfair.

“This same bank donated millions of naira to fight COVID-19. This same bank gave Singer Naira Marley millions of naira to perform for customers and staff. Naira Marley even tweeted it but we that are working day and night, see what we got now," he added.

The street will never forget you bro Dagrin, molenu bi ponpon

Rest on brother

In just concluded board meeting, it has been confirmed that the English premiere league has been suspended till April 3


#this weekend will be fucking boring

Okoroawusa:

Coochie wey him don collect already. You think say girls of nowadays dey waste time? Waste time make another girl collect am for your hand.

He asked you out but you turned him down cause of his lack of communication.
Now you saying how do you get over him?


Obviously you are already into this dude, I don’t even know the memory you talking about, someone that doesn’t call nor chat you as you said.

Move on with your life.

iLegendd:


You have a point, but what I face is way beyond that. Whatever I do, I get attacked and if I don't do it, I still get attacked. Lol.

If I don't show pictures, they'll request for it else they term it a lie.

If I show pictures, they get angry and say this is immature — showing pictures of your chat is immaturity and childish.

If it's about money and I show picture proof, they'll say you're showing off peanut and you're insecure for doing that because people with money like Bill Gate can't do such a childish thing.

If you don't show proof of the money, they'll say you're a hungry scammer who can't show evidence.

In summary, humans are confused and never try to please anyone. Just do your thing and let those who will cry cry and those who will die die, but don't forget to attend their burials because your unapologetic post or behavior caused their deaths.

Live and let live. You nailed it bro!!!

iLegendd:
PART 2
Finally, I didn't reply. I know women love drama. The more drama in the relationship and they realized the man is not a sissy nice guy, the more they fall in love.

A few hours later, she called, but I didn't pick. Thirty minutes later, she called, yet I didn't pick. She called and called and called for hours, I didn't pick

1. Use silence to your advantage — not everything deserves a reply. Yes, the person is going to get hurt for not getting a reply, but who cares? Getting hurt in life is inevitable, but don't intentionally hurt.

2. Know that ALL women are natural manipulators, but some do it unknowingly while the rest play it as a game. So, learn to spot this emotional game and go mute. Las las, na them go rush you, as long as you're a good-bad guy. But if you're a nice guy, I'm sorry for you.

3. Don't hurt women — women are already hurt from birth. Just protect yourself from her transferring that hurt to you.

Failure to be a real man will automatically make you a nice man and you know what that means? It means

1. You'll be used by women — a slay queen
2. You'll be heartbroken by women
3. You'll hate all women because of what one woman did to you
4. You'll be depressed, frustrated, suicidal, and finally come to Nairaland to create a thread that reads: I love her so much — this is a girl I wanted to marry — I can't believe she...


The end.

Seriously asides from the great tips you give to guys on how to handle women, I always like your write ups because they do come with proofs. I know some nice guys wld have come for you without those pictures attached.

policy12:


After making her to lose four teeth?

Something must be wrong with you, go and marry her when he dumps her ass

Jacqueline22:

That a good start

Yes dear
I haven’t gotten your DM

Blu03:
I'm very insecure. If i'm to get married and have kids, i would want them to have the best life has to offer. To have a safe future...
I must have a steady, well paying job. He must too.
I must have a good amount of money in the bank. Savings to lean back on (just in case). He must too.
I must have properties and other assets. He must too.

But this is for me.

For others, at least 3million in the bank. Plus a house and car.
Transportation and house rent can take alot out of one's salary...

Children of nowadays

CAPSLOCKED:


I THINK I'M ONLY TRYING TO JUSTIFY MY OWN ACTS.

I wish you the best.

Jacqueline22:

Choi
Valentine is over..

Hmmn that doesn’t change the fact that you are still single, who knows maybe we can mingle

CAPSLOCKED:


WHAT MAKES YOU CONCLUDE LIKE THAT?
OR IS IT BECAUSE HETEROSEXUAL WOMEN BRING IN UNDERAGE NANNIES FOR HER HUSBAND AND BROTHERS TO BE ENJOYING?

CHILDLESS HETEROSEXUALS ALSO ADOPT KIDS SO THAT THEY CAN BE MOLESTED BY EITHER THE MAN OR WOMAN, AM I CORRECT?

If I may get you right, are you supporting GAYISM to be enforced with legal rights in the country or you are just saying all these to justify your own act?

Tallesty i really commend you on your comments, the truth is we are all entitled to any decision we make in life and don’t forget that no matter how holy you are trying to paint yourself, you can’t be close enough at that because at the end we will all be dealt with accordingly.

I don’t and will never support homosexuals, even though have worked with them in the time past. Not that i encourage the jailing part but it is an act that has to be eradicated in the society.

How they got screwed in the anal still baffles me but it’s non of my business. I don’t know how you would feel when your child grow so mature and the next thing for him is to bring a man to you as his life time partner and even planning to get married to him.

Nobody is holy but the act should not be enforced in the country. They should rather keep it private.

Lord please have mercy


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iLegendd:
A lot of other physical work I did, but let's keep it short and not talk too much today.

So, that's the end. My back deserves some massage and my mouth deserves fried chicken and fried rice.

This is why I ordered one of my boys to kill a fat fowl and fry it.

No wife or girlfriend because I don't date, but have received some calls from some female friends today. I don't know if they want to ask for gift or for sex.

Whichever one they asked for, I think I'll need to switch off my phone and have a private parte after parte with me, myself, and I.

I hope I'm making the right decision. As I type this, the fowl below is about to be killed.

Good job