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BlueDiva: You spoke my mind there.
I work in HR and see a lot of worthless certifications people carry around.

No focus, no direction, they just acquire paper because they see others doing so.
A person should have a focus and know where he/she is heading before acquiring any degree/certification.

You will see an engineer doing CIPM or a biologist doing ICAN.
What the hell? Career should be passion driven. Know what you want and find the right path to your destination.

Relative Proficiency courses are just to widen your understanding of basic stuff...! I see no reason a biologist should go for ICAN(Except a decision to change career, which happens, no doubt)

I studied electrical engineering way back..During my NYSC I took up a proficiency course in strategic management(ISMN)...And trust me, strategic management is very useful in all fields of study.

Do not discourage people..by asking, he/she only needs direction towards making appropriate decisions...!

Peace !

ISMN: Institute of Strategic Management Nigeria...!

Very awesome...!

Just f**k the dude...Satisfy your sexual urge..!

[quote author=Rich Dad][/quote]Chei....beht why now Wizardry

boladez: It has been raining since 2am in most parts of lagos and from Accu weather satellite pictures it seems it is a tropical rainstorm. There a flash floods even on major roads. Hope ya all are fine and not too badly impacted? The truth is , any one who has no serious business outside should work from home today.

Please drive with care and use the following tips as you wade through the flood waters

1. Switch off your AC and ventilate the car by rolling down your windows (Secure level)
2. Avoid speeding through water as you may loose traction and control
3. Drive with steady movement and do not attempt to rev the engine inside flood water it increases the prospects of displaced water going through electrical and other systems
4. Avoid jerky movements
5. Pray to your God!
6. When you get through, do not attempt to speed and dry the engine immediately because you would have lost a great level of efficiency in your braking system, avoid using your horn until it is dry and avoid using your AC and other external electrical stuff until they are dry
7. When you get to your destination try and steam your vehicle for a few minutes to allow all the necessary components to dry off


Just in case the vehicle stalls. it is safer to stay inside to avoid water entering your car and wait for help to push out the vehicle. Do not attempt to start the car or use it until it is checked by a mechanic or certified engineer

I drove through the flood at car wash Iyana oworo inward Lagos island.......it was baaaad saw all sorts of new cars and old and even a CRV dead in the water.

Wish you safe motoring and my heart goes out to those who are already impacted.

Dis should be number 1 ----------->5. Pray to your God!

Good one though, drove through it around 3am too...From Luth gate to Ilasa...It was really bad...I am sulking now sef

teddyblueu: seconded

A doll to Football....Incomparable

slimyem: i love dolls...but can't have more than one/two around at a time.
If you have a problem with my love for dolls,you can like to roll yourself over and out!

Chei...!

onila: Many guys offer me free rides wherever I go (supermarket, restaurants etc). But I am always scared 2 get into a strangers car because of assault, murder etc., some of the guys are so sweet--i am always tempted to get in

Is it really safe to get into a random guy's car

U are just a random girl...!

Erin keke(Baba Suwe)

"Not completely true. . . .Women are more emotional than men. . . .I have seen and heard of more women commit suicide because they were jilted than men, I have only heard of one case where a guy committed suicide because he was jilted, have heard many cases of women killing themselves because they were jilted. . . ."


This one that this Mazaje knows lots of peeps that committed suicide,

sold sold sold

Trust me OP, A solution would surely come, when you decide to narrate your story in English and not Gibberish, ! Rubbish

The man should have declared Lagos state a disaster are and release federal funds to help the victims. But what can he do really? The man can not even tie his own shoe.



As a young man he never had shoes, pardon him

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Wow, I just stepped out of a 10yr relationship, although we knew about the genotype steez some 5years back, but had no cogent reason then to back out. But now that she's not getting any younger, we decide to let go. We are still very good friends.

We just figured we rather have good memories of our togetherness in 10years, than jeopardize it with sick kids, if we have to live together for say between 50 - 70years, God spare our lives.

Trust me, I thought i wld break down, after we let go, BUT, I HAVE MOVED ON, All na Time, !

Good Job you are doing here, I would really love to get an autocheck report on this VIN 4t1bf30k42u016185, Hankering to hear from you

BON my Arse, Gambo + Ebele = Gamble. The bastards have no manifesto for us, they would still not show up for the BON interview. Even if they have all the questions before hand, they would still fail

PDP = 4years of Agony

ACN, ANPP or CPC = Atleast a +ve change for the next four years

I pity we youths more.

All women are dangerous, i have always said it, women get mind pass us

In all honesty, Mr. PressAndDent you had to wait this long to release a press note. Surely it was not your numskull that brought all this big big English together.

If i ask you to repeat yourself without the note, CAN YOU?

It is we the youth i pity, Nothing more

Zombie leader, We are dealing with somebody that works with a remote, Chei, We don suffer, Constant electricity indeed(For your information, my laptop battery would soon go dead), A shame i used the little to type all this,

The funny thing is most of y'all would probably do same, anyways Omotola could have done better truly sha, I see so many of your girls saying to urselves now that shebi u were abusing me when i wore dat red shoe on my blue top and green skirt, !

YEYE babes, !

I think I would be more comfortable with Rascals that generates positive results in their states than be ruled by non-rascals who are more interested in looting the funds of the states, !

If it takes being a rascal to make things work, Then Kudos to Rascal Babatunde Fashola and the rest of the Rascals for keeping to their promises to the people of the state, !

Ride on to the TOP Rascal Ribadu, God wld see us all Rascals through, !

If all in good hearts are rascals then I agree to be a Rascal Myself Henceforth, !

Nairalanders, who tell una say presidential aspirant na small title,

Or was it my ears, ! No it's her tongue jor, !

But Stella was a fine woman afterall, !

Well said, Just continue till they catch you, cos from all you said, YOU REALLY DON'T WANNA STOP, Beside ur not in love with the Guy, Ur in love with his STICK, ! Whenever e dey do u again where the guy dey, run enter kitchen carry big YAM dey insert and remove, Thief, chopping ur sister's for life property, Na Ngozi ur househelp go help you with ur own Husband, if you eventually marry sef,

Mumu, when peeps like we dey there, you carry ur kpekus dey give married men, Ode osi, Really vexing with u

Well well, I would say it depends on the angle and experience you see it from. We were all boys growing up with my parents and trust me we hardly gave problems, yeah i remember being very naughty while i was young, but i kept most of those habits away from my parents. I could say there are very few of us that are spontaneous to acts like that. We exhibit every but don't ever dear to hurt no one either emotionally or physically. We try, check and balance to see whats good or not, then we free what is not at a point we feel it's not, ! But trust me, most times what we see as children is what we do, it only takes the grace of God to remain unique

This could have made a better Front page, Genevieve Nnaji delivers Twin Goat for D'banj, Who cares, ?